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WestCoastReggie
10-23-2005, 10:39 PM
The title says it all. I bought 3 kegs thursday night.

WestCoastReggie
10-23-2005, 10:57 PM
.........and i didn't have a party.

patteeu
10-23-2005, 11:12 PM
Were they really little kegs?

alnorth
10-23-2005, 11:18 PM
If you removed your liver, I bet we could play a nice game of 1-on-1 basketball with it.

WestCoastReggie
10-23-2005, 11:36 PM
I drank one. The other and spilled all over my porch.
I gave the neighbors the other.

WestCoastReggie
10-23-2005, 11:38 PM
Were they really little kegs?

They were regular sized kegs.

FloridaChief
10-23-2005, 11:41 PM
The other and spilled all over my porch.


What a clumsy c*nt. Do you drop your wallet down the sewer grate as well?

ENDelt260
10-23-2005, 11:42 PM
How the hell do you spill a keg?

luv
10-23-2005, 11:43 PM
I drank one. The other and spilled all over my porch.
I gave the neighbors the other.
You waste one keg and give the other one away. What exactly do you have to complain about? :p

KcMizzou
10-23-2005, 11:43 PM
How the hell do you spill a keg?Talk about the mother of all party fouls...

Phobia
10-23-2005, 11:46 PM
So you're trying to convince us that you drank 30 gallons of beer over the weekend. Yeah.

You're definitely out of something and it isn't just beer.

ENDelt260
10-23-2005, 11:52 PM
If I could handpick like three friends to compose my drinking team, we could easily kill a keg in a weekend. Hell, we might do it in one day.

One team member would have to be my buddy who went MIA last night. I still haven't heard from him, but I have heard from an ex-gf of his. I guess he showed up at her place at 1am piss drunk. This is extremely funny because I lost track of him out around 142nd Ave and she lives off of 44th St. For those that don't know Phoenix, those two places are really, really far from each other. Particularly when you're hammered and have no means of transportation. I can't wait to hear his story of how that happened. Of course, there's a very strong possibility that he won't know.

Miles
10-23-2005, 11:57 PM
How the hell do you spill a keg?

I interested to hear how this works as well.

ENDelt260
10-24-2005, 12:38 AM
Well, as expected there's about 2 1/2 hours of my buddy's life he's never getting back.

He doesn't know when he left the club we were at. Or who he was with. Hell, he didn't even remember that he saw the headlining act. He doesn't have any clue where he was when the cops were hassling him. ("I think there were buildings and stuff.") Or, why he was being hassled. He knows he was still in the West Valley, though... cause when they put him in a cab he headed east on the interstate. But, he wasn't nearly as far west as he'd started.

It's nice to know that no matter how much of a reckless drunk I am, I've got one buddy who's got my alcohol problem beat tenfold.