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Dr. Facebook Fever
10-24-2005, 03:56 PM
Just got off the phone with my nine year old daughter who told me that a deer tried to jump through the window of the classroom two doors down from hers today. She said all of the sudden they heard a crash and kids screaming and saw the damn thing running away. I guess it shattered the top section of the window and made it about 1/4 of the way in them fell out and ran off. The kids were quite tramatized.

The school isn't even in a remotely rural area. It's almost in the middle of a town of 45,000.

F#ckin crazier than horseshit animal.

JBucc
10-24-2005, 03:58 PM
I bet it had the rabies. OMG you're daughter is lucky to be alive

Rain Man
10-24-2005, 03:58 PM
Deer spend too much time playing violent video games.

I'm glad no one was hurt (and hope the deer isn't, either.)

Cochise
10-24-2005, 03:59 PM
I've heard of them trying to jump through windows or sliding glass doors in houses before.

That must have been pretty crazy to see.

Simplex3
10-24-2005, 04:00 PM
Yeah, that new game from RockStar called "Window Smasher-San Andreas" is terrible. Especially that scene where you see one buck naked.

Donger
10-24-2005, 04:00 PM
So, the deer lost, but it wasn't beaten?

tk13
10-24-2005, 04:03 PM
The deer lost to the window, but it wasn't beaten. That's for sure.

ExtremeChief
10-24-2005, 04:03 PM
Oh deer.

tk13
10-24-2005, 04:04 PM
Freaking Donger, shut your yapper! ROFL

Bowser
10-24-2005, 04:05 PM
Wrong.

The weirdest thing ever is when you told us you cut your mullet off.

Phobia
10-24-2005, 04:08 PM
Didn't that happen recently up North?

Phobia
10-24-2005, 04:08 PM
Yes.

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S11040.html?cat=1

Donger
10-24-2005, 04:11 PM
Yes.

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S11040.html?cat=1

"The deer found its way around the school’s fences and parking lots, and charged its reflection in a hallway window."

How do they know that it charged its reflection?

Phobia
10-24-2005, 04:12 PM
"The deer found its way around the school’s fences and parking lots, and charged its reflection in a hallway window."

How do they know that it charged its reflection?

Sherlock Holmes told me that the windows were mirrored glass.

KcMizzou
10-24-2005, 04:14 PM
A deer got in my highschool once. Damn thing was sliding around on the tile floor like it was on ice. They ended up calling the fire dept to herd it out the front door.

Donger
10-24-2005, 04:16 PM
Sherlock Holmes told me that the windows were mirrored glass.

That's because he was a heroin junkie.

Rain Man
10-24-2005, 04:17 PM
"The deer found its way around the school’s fences and parking lots, and charged its reflection in a hallway window."

How do they know that it charged its reflection?


Witnesses saw it look at the window and then say, "Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at ME?"

tiptap
10-24-2005, 04:19 PM
Is it deer season. You will frequently see deer head into town during deer season. May not see the glass in the window but do see where to get away from the hunters.

Donger
10-24-2005, 04:20 PM
Heh.

http://www.cnb-scene.com/wdeer.html

Psyko Tek
10-24-2005, 04:26 PM
[QUOTE=Rain Man]Deer spend too much time playing violent video games.



they need good old fashion rain deer games like Rudolph used to play when i was a kid

Bwana
10-24-2005, 04:29 PM
.

Dunit35
10-24-2005, 04:31 PM
Seeing that deer wouldve been hilarious in my HS. H*ll I know some of my buddies had access to guns in their trucks. Yes, one did get caught with a shotgun in his truck and got suspended for 3 days. That was the last time anyone had a shotgun in their truck.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-24-2005, 06:30 PM
Wrong.

The weirdest thing ever is when you told us you cut your mullet off.
... and only less than a year ago.

:D

I swear you people remember too much.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-24-2005, 06:31 PM
How do they know that it charged its reflection?
Apparently the deer gave a post incident interview. Some deer are good like that.

Phobia
10-24-2005, 06:42 PM
Apparently the deer gave a post incident interview. Some deer are good like that.

Yeah, Eddie Venison always makes time for an interview and sometimes even signs autographs for the kids at hooftime.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-24-2005, 06:43 PM
Yeah, Eddie Venison always makes time for an interview and sometimes even signs autographs for the kids at hooftime.
wow.





:)

KcMizzou
10-24-2005, 06:44 PM
Phob's channelling tk13... or Talisman.

Jenny Gump
10-24-2005, 07:40 PM
It isn't nearly as strange as an emu running right over the top of you while you're gardening.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-24-2005, 07:45 PM
It isn't nearly as strange as an emu running right over the top of you while you're gardening.
OK............... you got me there.

Jenny Gump
10-24-2005, 07:46 PM
OK............... you got me there.

Why? Did that happen to you?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-24-2005, 07:49 PM
Why? Did that happen to you?
only yesterday...

Jenny Gump
10-24-2005, 07:51 PM
only yesterday...

You should have kept the mullet. Emus are afraid of mullets. So are hurricanes.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-24-2005, 07:52 PM
You should have kept the mullet. Emus are afraid of mullets. So are hurricanes.
Everyone is afraid of mullets. But I'm sexy now... er.....




:D

Skip Towne
10-24-2005, 07:52 PM
I have emus run over me all the time. Sometimes alpacas too.

KcMizzou
10-24-2005, 07:53 PM
I have emus run over me all the time. Sometimes alpacas too.It doesn't count if you're paying for it.

Iowanian
10-24-2005, 07:54 PM
This is why Bow hunters should be PAID by citizens and insurance companies...a bounty per kill.

Bow hunters are life savers.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-24-2005, 07:54 PM
I have emus run over me all the time. Sometimes alpacas too.
I saw a tv commercial last night on USA about raising alpaca's for fun and profit. They were serious. I thought I was in the twilight zone.

Iowanian
10-24-2005, 07:56 PM
What you need to do beerme....is put some doe estrus in your mullet locks....and go walk around the edge of the woods near your home just before sun-up.

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-24-2005, 08:13 PM
What you need to do beerme....is put some doe estrus in your mullet locks....and go walk around the edge of the woods near your home just before sun-up.
k..... but I have no more mullet and don't live near woods. Thanks though.