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Rain Man
10-25-2005, 01:44 AM
Per request of the wife.

I have no other news on the topic, other than that I'm on Day Three of the project. I'd post some photos and possibly challenge gochiefs to a contest, but I don't have a camera available at the moment.

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 01:45 AM
You'd win, because I hate facial hair. I shave my entire face in every direction possible.

luv
10-25-2005, 01:46 AM
You'd win, because I hate facial hair. I shave my entire face in every direction possible.
Me, too.












ROFL

Rain Man
10-25-2005, 02:19 AM
I can go from zero to beard in 6.2 seconds.

Simplex3
10-25-2005, 02:23 AM
I can go from zero to beard in 6.2 seconds.
I'm with you. I tested it one time and I had a respectable beard in under a week. I let it go over the weekend and it was pretty sad. I have a bunch of gray hairs in there now. :shake:

|Zach|
10-25-2005, 02:40 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7752/999/1600/young%20red%20hat%20lg.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 02:42 AM
I just really hate facial hair. Why doesn't someone make a pill? I doubt you can get a facial wax, and nair ain't a great idea.

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 02:44 AM
OK, OK, I'll admit it. I wish I was hairless.

Rain Man
10-25-2005, 02:50 AM
I'm with you. I tested it one time and I had a respectable beard in under a week. I let it go over the weekend and it was pretty sad. I have a bunch of gray hairs in there now. :shake:

That's my challenge. My wife wants me to grow the beard, but then she'll not like the gray in it. It's a no-win situation.

Simplex3
10-25-2005, 02:50 AM
I just really hate facial hair. Why doesn't someone make a pill? I doubt you can get a facial wax, and nair ain't a great idea.
Interresting question. You'd think after all these f**king years someone would come up with something better than "shave every damned day".

Simplex3
10-25-2005, 02:52 AM
That's my challenge. My wife wants me to grow the beard, but then she'll not like the gray in it. It's a no-win situation.
I could have won 8 years ago. Before the wedding. I lost on that day and it's been downhill ever since. Except for the kids. Of course if Shawn Kemp taught me anything it's that you don't need to be married just to have kids.

Mecca
10-25-2005, 03:08 AM
I just really hate facial hair. Why doesn't someone make a pill? I doubt you can get a facial wax, and nair ain't a great idea.

You can get lazer surgery..........

Anyway I have a beard right now...I've had some form of facial hair for about 5 years straight now. I never completely shave because well I don't like how I look that way.

So some of us like our facial hair.

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 03:10 AM
You can get lazer surgery..........


Really? And it's permanent?

How much does it cost?

Mecca
10-25-2005, 03:13 AM
Really? And it's permanent?

How much does it cost?

Yea it's permanent, it's like thousands of dollars. Some women have it done on their legs and such.

I'm sure theres a big transexual market also......you didn't think they just shaved everyday like guys did you?

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 03:15 AM
Yea it's permanent, it's like thousands of dollars. Some women have it done on their legs and such.

I'm sure theres a big transexual market also......you didn't think they just shaved everyday like guys did you?

Excellent insight. Now that I care to think about it, I would think it had something to do with hormones but I guess not.

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 03:16 AM
HOW DOES LASER HAIR REMOVAL WORK?

The laser beam passes through the skin and is absorbed in the hair follicle residing underneath the skinís surface. The laser energy destroys the follicle with the heat that it generates. Destroyed hairs are then either dissolved within the skin or rejected by the body within the next several days.

Awesome!

Rausch
10-25-2005, 03:17 AM
Of course if Shawn Kemp taught me anything it's that you don't need to be married just to have kids.

And you don't have to be married to suffer a psychotic bidge who needs a cell beside the Joker in the ****ing nut-farm...

Mecca
10-25-2005, 03:19 AM
That's my challenge. My wife wants me to grow the beard, but then she'll not like the gray in it. It's a no-win situation.

You can bust out the Just for Men beard dye.

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 03:20 AM
$100 for the upper lip alone. What a ripoff.

Wonder if you can buy a machine and do it yourself? ROFL

Rausch
10-25-2005, 03:21 AM
You can bust out the Just for Men beard dye.

When they come out with a super-****-you-burn-your-retinas-red, then I'll dye it...

Mecca
10-25-2005, 03:28 AM
$100 for the upper lip alone. What a ripoff.

Wonder if you can buy a machine and do it yourself? ROFL

I'd like to see you attempt laser surgery on yourself, that would be pretty amusing. Then if you fell asleep and had it around someone would laser off your eyebrows.

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 03:29 AM
I'd like to see you attempt laser surgery on yourself, that would be pretty amusing. Then if you fell asleep and had it around someone would laser off your eyebrows.

Look at this picture. You think you can't do this shit on your own?

http://www.laserperfect.net/jpgs/photos/rosepic2.jpg

Mecca
10-25-2005, 03:30 AM
Look at this picture. You think you can't do this shit on your own?

http://www.laserperfect.net/jpgs/photos/rosepic2.jpg

I think it has more to do with the fact that you can't get a hair removing laser than the actual procedure.......

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 03:32 AM
I think it has more to do with the fact that you can't get a hair removing laser than the actual procedure.......

BOOYAH!

http://bnbnet.ivyro.net/image/bgirl.jpg

Mecca
10-25-2005, 03:35 AM
Well remember to laser off your back hair too..... They should make guys who think walking around with no shirt and have a back full of hair is pefectly fine, use those.......

Jim Jones
10-25-2005, 03:37 AM
Can you laser off hairy nipples too?




not that I have them or anything..

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 03:39 AM
Well remember to laser off your back hair too..... They should make guys who think walking around with no shirt and have a back full of hair is pefectly fine, use those.......

I don't have back hair. Nothing that bothers me, anyway.

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 03:39 AM
Can you laser off hairy nipples too?

not that I have them or anything..

That was on their price sheet.

Rausch
10-25-2005, 03:40 AM
Look at this picture. You think you can't do this shit on your own?

http://www.laserperfect.net/jpgs/photos/rosepic2.jpg

Why not?

I've tapped chix 20 years her senior...

ChiefsFire
10-25-2005, 07:41 AM
You'd win, because I hate facial hair. I shave my entire face in every direction possible.
do you use the same razor to shave your face that you use to shave your scrotum??

Dr. Chief
10-25-2005, 08:11 AM
I can grow a good goatee, but the rest of the beard doesn't quite fill in. Maybe I could get them to transplant some of my back hair to fill in the patches.

kepp
10-25-2005, 08:35 AM
I just really hate facial hair. Why doesn't someone make a pill? I doubt you can get a facial wax, and nair ain't a great idea.
That would be great...but only if they also made a don't-have-to-shave-everyday-but-leaves-your-goatee pill.

I actually asked my wife on Sunday night if she wanted me to grow my beard for the winter and she simply said, "No." Hmmm. I was kind of looking forward to it.

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 05:05 PM
do you use the same razor to shave your face that you use to shave your scrotum??

No.

tk13
10-25-2005, 05:09 PM
I think it has more to do with the fact that you can't get a hair removing laser than the actual procedure.......
Yeah, that could lead to some really permanent college pranks in the wrong hands.