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Otter
10-25-2005, 12:19 PM
I met with some outside clients today and one of them had the most amazing uni-brow I’ve ever seen in my life. It was like someone super glued a hairy 12” ruler above his eyes.

We went Red Lobster for a lunch and I couldn’t stop staring at the thing.

If you ever met someone hard of hearing and they stare at your lips instead of looking you in the eye when you’re talking, that’s what it was like. I was fascinated by this thing, it was like he had “f#ck you” tattooed on his forehead.

I so bad wanted to tell him to either grow it like he was proud or shave the thing. I probably just blown away a couple grand for the company because of this spectacle.

Please tell me there are other experiences like this.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 12:23 PM
Admit it. You are in love.

Donger
10-25-2005, 12:24 PM
I once had a client that had a severe flatulence problem. I only took that guy to lunch one time, and it was at Jack's Stack, IIRC.

Swanman
10-25-2005, 12:26 PM
Back in college I had an office visit/interview at Ernst & Young in St. Louis and my final interviewer, who was one of the big-name partners, had a severe lazy eye. That was a bit unnerving, but I must have done allright because I got a job offer from them.

luv
10-25-2005, 12:26 PM
I'm that way when I meet someone with different colored eyes.

Ultra Peanut
10-25-2005, 12:26 PM
ROFL

Otter
10-25-2005, 12:31 PM
I'm still sitting here in awe thinking about it.

Since the deal was already blown I should have just picked up my cell phone and taken a picture of the thing.

It was like the late night juicer guy on crack.

Rain Man
10-25-2005, 12:33 PM
Back in college I had an office visit/interview at Ernst & Young in St. Louis and my final interviewer, who was one of the big-name partners, had a severe lazy eye. That was a bit unnerving, but I must have done allright because I got a job offer from them.

Actually, they made the offer to the guy sitting to your right. You were looking at the wrong eye.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 12:35 PM
I'm still sitting here in awe thinking about it.

Like I said....

Otter
10-25-2005, 12:37 PM
Admit it. You are in love.

Trust me on this one, this isn't love. Picture meeting someone who has a finger growing out their forehead, it's more like that.

Phobia
10-25-2005, 12:38 PM
I once did that to a lady with a supple torso. Only once though. I promise.

journeyscarab
10-25-2005, 12:40 PM
Was his name Bert and did he have a roomate named Ernie?

|Zach|
10-25-2005, 12:42 PM
Was his name Bert and did he have a roomate named Ernie?
http://www.lgbtyouth.org.uk/content/structure/getImage.asp?id=292

ChiTown
10-25-2005, 12:42 PM
I once had a client that had a severe flatulence problem. I only took that guy to lunch one time, and it was at Jack's Stack, IIRC.

Did he mention this to you, or did you just sniff that one out on your own..........

Donger
10-25-2005, 12:47 PM
Did he mention this to you, or did you just sniff that one out on your own..........

Neither. My first clue was him repeatedly lifting up his ass to one side and farting rather loudly. No bullsh*t; this guy probably farted about 30 times during the course of an hour lunch.

munkey
10-25-2005, 12:48 PM
Did he mention this to you, or did you just sniff that one out on your own..........

ROFL

Frankie
10-25-2005, 12:53 PM
Neither. My first clue was him repeatedly lifting up his ass to one side and farting rather loudly. No bullsh*t; this guy probably farted about 30 times during the course of an hour lunch.
The only way I'd spend more than a minute around this guy is if he has mastered musical notes and can play "The Lonely Goatherd."

Bootlegged
10-25-2005, 12:55 PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Donger
10-25-2005, 12:57 PM
The only way I'd spend more than a minute around this guy is if he has mastered musical notes and can play "The Lonely Goatherd."

Well, I was trying to close a rather large order, so I put up with it.

ChiTown
10-25-2005, 12:58 PM
Neither. My first clue was him repeatedly lifting up his ass to one side and farting rather loudly. No bullsh*t; this guy probably farted about 30 times during the course of an hour lunch.

Interesting.

No dialogue followed that relative to his gas. Like, "hey, sorry 'bout that, but that damn cauliflower just destroys my colon next day..." Anything at all?

ChiTown
10-25-2005, 12:59 PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Were you taking a dump while the gentleman was blowing you, or vice-versa?

Donger
10-25-2005, 12:59 PM
Interesting.

No dialogue followed that relative to his gas. Like, "hey, sorry 'bout that, but that damn cauliflower just destroys my colon next day..." Anything at all?

No. I simply pretended that I hadn't noticed.

ChiTown
10-25-2005, 01:02 PM
No. I simply pretended that I hadn't noticed.

Amazing.

I think the guy was testing you. Did you get the order?

Donger
10-25-2005, 01:03 PM
Amazing.

I think the guy was testing you. Did you get the order?

Of course.

munkey
10-25-2005, 01:05 PM
Of course.


That's just fing wrong....

Phobia
10-25-2005, 01:06 PM
No. I simply pretended that I hadn't noticed.
Excellent. Would you like to go to lunch?

Donger
10-25-2005, 01:07 PM
That's just fing wrong....

What is?

kepp
10-25-2005, 01:08 PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
So you're the one that put that creepy smile on the King's face
http://img.slate.msn.com/media/1/123125/2065969/2093775/2107696/041006_BurgerKing.jpg

j/k - i couldn't resist

ChiTown
10-25-2005, 01:13 PM
Of course.

Donger's Client: Donger, you're a good man. Not many people, including my wife could have withstood the grilling I gave you at lunch today. :fart:

Donger: Thank you, Sir.

Donger's Client: I'm serious, son. When you mentioned that you were willing to go "all the way" to get my business, I had no idea as to what lengths. :fart:

Donger: Thank You, Sir.

Donger's Client: Is this the type of attention to detail and follow up I can expect from you on furture sales calls. :fart:

Donger: Yes Sir.

Donger's Client: Well son, then I think it's time we shook hands and made this thing official. :fart:

Donger: Thank you, Sir, but is there any chance I could just give you the "OK" sign?......................

munkey
10-25-2005, 01:15 PM
What is?

That he sat there and did that in front of you like you were his kid brother or in some cases a good friend....a business lunch with someone you hardly know...no way.

It must have been worth a lot of $$$ for you not to say anything.

Donger
10-25-2005, 01:16 PM
Donger's Client: Donger, you're a good man. Not many people, including my wife could have withstood the grilling I gave you at lunch today. :fart:

Donger: Thank you, Sir.

Donger's Client: I'm serious, son. When you mentioned that you were willing to go "all the way" to get my business, I had no idea as to what lengths. :fart:

Donger: Thank You, Sir.

Donger's Client: Is this the type of attention to detail and follow up I can expect from you on furture sales calls. :fart:

Donger: Yes Sir.

Donger's Client: Well son, then I think it's time we shook hands and made this thing official. :fart:

Donger: Thank you, Sir, but is there any chance I could just give you the "OK" sign?......................

Heh. More or less.

Donger
10-25-2005, 01:18 PM
That he sat there and did that in front of you like you were his kid brother or in some cases a good friend....a business lunch with someone you hardly know...no way.

It must have been worth a lot of $$$ for you not to say anything.

The commission on that deal alone was the down payment on my second house.

Otter
10-25-2005, 01:27 PM
I wonder if he knows I was staring at his eyebrow or if he's totaly ignorant to the situation.

munkey
10-25-2005, 01:49 PM
The commission on that deal alone was the down payment on my second house.


Double or Triple wide???? ;)

Ultra Peanut
10-25-2005, 02:16 PM
I wonder if he knows I was staring at his eyebrow or if he's totaly ignorant to the situation.Oh, he knows...

Delano
10-25-2005, 02:27 PM
Actually, they made the offer to the guy sitting to your right. You were looking at the wrong eye.


That is the best laugh I've had this week. :clap:

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-25-2005, 03:25 PM
me and a girl i worked with at mcdonalds got hot and steamy in the freezer

ChiTown
10-25-2005, 03:28 PM
me and a girl i worked with at mcdonalds got hot and steamy in the freezer

That has bad porn movie written all over it............

Saulbadguy
10-25-2005, 03:30 PM
Heh. Red Lobster.

Carlota69
10-25-2005, 03:58 PM
At the radio station I work for (KOMP 92.3) we have what we call KOMP Girls. Basically these girls are paid eye candy. They come to station events and get paid to smile and look good. Since I'm in charge of the girls, I and my boss had to inteview the applicants.

Well, this one chick came in like she was ll that and a bag of chips. I mean total stuck-up attitude. Duringthe interview I began to notice a slight stench. I was wondering where it came from. As the interview progressed, the smell got stronger, as did her attitude. As I'm sitting there listening to her stories about how stupid people are at her other job, I noticed that she actually had the gall to take off her shoes. The Culprit: STINKY FEET. I couldn't even look at her after that.

Needless to say, she didn't get the job. Although she did stalk me after that for quite some time. Crazy bitch.

sedated
10-25-2005, 04:06 PM
I wonder if he knows I was staring at his eyebrow or if he's totaly ignorant to the situation.

People have looked at his freakish brow his entire life.

He probably thinks everyone looks at everyone else above the eyes.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 04:06 PM
At the radio station I work for (KOMP 92.3) we have what we call KOMP Girls. Basically these girls are paid eye candy. They come to station events and get paid to smile and look good. Since I'm in charge of the girls, I and my boss had to inteview the applicants.

Well, this one chick came in like she was ll that and a bag of chips. I mean total stuck-up attitude. Duringthe interview I began to notice a slight stench. I was wondering where it came from. As the interview progressed, the smell got stronger, as did her attitude. As I'm sitting there listening to her stories about how stupid people are at her other job, I noticed that she actually had the gall to take off her shoes. The Culprit: STINKY FEET. I couldn't even look at her after that.

Needless to say, she didn't get the job. Although she did stalk me after that for quite some time. Crazy bitch.
Musta been a guy in drag. We all know women's feet don't smell.

sedated
10-25-2005, 04:07 PM
me and a girl i worked with at mcdonalds got hot and steamy in the freezer

yeah, those mop buckets can get pretty hot.

lucky you were in the freezer.

ExtremeChief
10-25-2005, 04:08 PM
"Do I have a zit or something???? I just couldn't get over the feeling that Otter was staring at my forehead for some reason."










http://forums.climbing.com/photopost/data/506/579mirror_052.jpg

Alton deFlat
10-25-2005, 04:11 PM
Needless to say, she didn't get the job. Although she did stalk me after that for quite some time. Crazy bitch.

Maybe...... if you told her your name was Carlota69, her interest was piqued. Just a thought.

ExtremeChief
10-25-2005, 04:12 PM
Maybe...... if you told her your name was Carlota69, her interest was piqued. Just a thought.

She just wanted to see you drive one of the other 68 cars.

Biohazard
10-25-2005, 04:20 PM
me and a girl i worked with at mcdonalds got hot and steamy in the freezer
What did you get into a fist fight over who got to salt the fries next?

Biohazard
10-25-2005, 04:23 PM
[QUOTE=ExtremeChief]"Do I have a zit or something???? I just couldn't get over the feeling that Otter was staring at my forehead for some reason."


Bejezus, that was one of your good sides huh? By the way that is one big F'N picture.....tapping fingers on desk waiting.

ExtremeChief
10-25-2005, 04:25 PM
[QUOTE=ExtremeChief]"Do I have a zit or something???? I just couldn't get over the feeling that Otter was staring at my forehead for some reason."


Bejezus, that was one of your good sides huh? By the way that is one big F'N picture.....tapping fingers on desk waiting.

What are you waiting for... the Wahhhmbulance????




Not my fault you are posting on a Commodore.

Biohazard
10-25-2005, 04:29 PM
What are you waiting for... the Wahhhmbulance????




Not my fault you are posting on a Commodore.
Yeah but its a C-64. You know 64 bytes per hour! Thats fast right?