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Hoover
10-25-2005, 01:25 PM
The Hoover's are adopting a dog. A two year old German Shepard. My wife grew up with Shepards and we are excited to be getting her. (I'm thrilled at the 800 bucks I'll save by not getting a puppie from a puppy farm). Any way is a female, and we need a good name.

My wife has already rejected the following names
Gastepo - to Anti-Semitic
Frauline Maria - to gay

She wants Dutchess, and then we can just call her Dutch.

My wife is Dutch, Dutch means german, but I don't know.

Any Ideas from you guys, I'm sure this will add a few laughs.

Donger
10-25-2005, 01:26 PM
Eva. Eva Braun.

Kclee
10-25-2005, 01:29 PM
If you don't name it 'Chief', I will smash your teeth in. :)

|Zach|
10-25-2005, 01:29 PM
Mr. Tanglehorf

MOhillbilly
10-25-2005, 01:30 PM
Moxie


what do i win?

Hoover
10-25-2005, 01:30 PM
Here she is

Inspector
10-25-2005, 01:30 PM
I've always been fond of Rover or Fido.

Fond of those names for dogs that is, not fond of anyone named Rover or Fido.

Did I really need to explain that?

Dr. Facebook Fever
10-25-2005, 01:31 PM
C'mere

Hoover
10-25-2005, 01:31 PM
My wife said no Sports names. grr

KC Dan
10-25-2005, 01:32 PM
Scanlan

Hoover
10-25-2005, 01:32 PM
Scanlan
Funny but no.

ZootedGranny
10-25-2005, 01:33 PM
Ricardo Stuntlesworth III

|Zach|
10-25-2005, 01:33 PM
Moxie


what do i win?
Whatever you win give it to the poor guy in your sig. Along with a beer. He seems stressed.

Nzoner
10-25-2005, 01:34 PM
My wife said no Sports names. grr

Gonzo,tell her it's from the muppets.

htismaqe
10-25-2005, 01:34 PM
Dutch people suck.

Fish
10-25-2005, 01:35 PM
Bubbles???

Chiefnj
10-25-2005, 01:36 PM
Call her Hoover. She will eat you out of house and home and suck up any food you drop from the table.

ptlyon
10-25-2005, 01:36 PM
What's wrong with her original name? It would be very confusing for her to be called something else being 2 years old already.

Nzoner
10-25-2005, 01:37 PM
Bubbles???

WTF kind of foo foo name is that for a German Shepherd

MOhillbilly
10-25-2005, 01:38 PM
gahdammit

shakesthecat
10-25-2005, 01:39 PM
Brasky

kepp
10-25-2005, 01:42 PM
Das Boot

Fish
10-25-2005, 01:43 PM
WTF kind of foo foo name is that for a German Shepherd

I was thinking more of the humurous sight of calling the dog in the middle of the neighborhood...

"Come Bubbles........ come Bubbles..........."

Donger
10-25-2005, 01:45 PM
No one's mentioned Gunther yet?

Slackers.

chris
10-25-2005, 01:46 PM
Here she is

Titus

Nzoner
10-25-2005, 01:46 PM
I was thinking more of the humurous sight of calling the dog in the middle of the neighborhood...

"Come Bubbles........ come Bubbles..........."

I can just see the other dogs in the neighborhood laughing their ass off....

"Bubbles....did he say Bubbles"

http://www.wilk4.com/humor/img/346_dog_laughing.jpg

munkey
10-25-2005, 01:47 PM
Here she is

I had a great Rotty named Gretchen...

jynni
10-25-2005, 01:47 PM
Here she is
Awww - gorgeous girl!

What about Dyson, Bissel or Dirt Devil? :)

One thing to remember - always consider the fact that you'll be standing on the back porch calling this name out for all to hear.


This site (http://www.bowwow.com.au/index.asp) is great for pet names. They have a really good search engine.

Athena, Bella, Nikita...

Donger
10-25-2005, 01:50 PM
I can just see the other dogs in the neighborhood laughing their ass off....

"Bubbles....did he say Bubbles"

http://www.wilk4.com/humor/img/346_dog_laughing.jpg

Your Dobe?

Nzoner
10-25-2005, 01:54 PM
Your Dobe?

Nah,just one I found for the comment.

KChiefsQT
10-25-2005, 01:54 PM
Name her BOOMER... It's a helluva dog name and the girl won't be such a puss with a name like that. Whatdoya say?

siberian khatru
10-25-2005, 02:04 PM
Wagner. With the "V" sound.

Frosty
10-25-2005, 02:07 PM
Wow, three pages and no references to "The Jerk"? :shake:

Our Australian Shepard is named Molly, but that probably doesn't work well with a German Shepard. :)

Phobia
10-25-2005, 02:09 PM
Considering the season:

Phobia

ChiefsOne
10-25-2005, 02:10 PM
Shithead - pronounced Sha thead

Ultra Peanut
10-25-2005, 02:12 PM
SirVincent.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 02:15 PM
She wants Dutchess, and then we can just call her Dutch.

My wife is Dutch, Dutch means german, but I don't know.

I thought dutch meant Holander.

KChiefsQT
10-25-2005, 02:15 PM
1. Max 16. Jake
2. Sam 17. Bandit
3. Lady 18. Tiger
4. Bear 19. Samantha
5. Smokey 20. Lucky
6. Shadow 21. Muffin
7. Kitty 22. Princess
8. Molly 23. Maggie
9. Buddy 24. Charlie
10. Brandy 25. Sheba
11. Ginger 26 . Rocky
12. Baby 27. Patches
13. Misty 28. Tigger
14. Missy 29. Rusty
15. Pepper 30. Buster

Here's the most common dog names... maybe these will help??

Ari Chi3fs
10-25-2005, 02:17 PM
Doogan

morphius
10-25-2005, 02:18 PM
Bubbles???
My son wanted to name the dog that, egahd I was glad we got to use the name Alex instead.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 02:20 PM
How about "Frau Blücher" ala "Young Frankenstein." "Blucher" for short.

KChiefsQT
10-25-2005, 02:21 PM
How bout SQUIRT??? or JADA??

dave0320
10-25-2005, 02:21 PM
Budwiszer

Hoover
10-25-2005, 02:21 PM
What's wrong with her original name? It would be very confusing for her to be called something else being 2 years old already.
Well since its a rescue dog we really don't know her name. The owner never came to get her, the Foster home is calling her S'nell, and I will not be calling my dog s'nell.

KChiefsQT
10-25-2005, 02:22 PM
Lola?? Sorryyy.. but I like naming dogs :)

Hoover
10-25-2005, 02:22 PM
I wanted to name her Iowanian but I already have a bitch named that :D

Frankie
10-25-2005, 02:23 PM
Heidi? (ala Shirley Temple- Was the character German or Swiss?)

Frankie
10-25-2005, 02:24 PM
I wanted to name her Iowanian but I already have a bitch named that :D


ROFL ROFL ROFL

ptlyon
10-25-2005, 02:25 PM
Well since its a rescue dog we really don't know her name. The owner never came to get her, the Foster home is calling her S'nell, and I will not be calling my dog s'nell.

Fine. Just name her Bratwurst and get it over with then.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 02:29 PM
Elke
(ala Elke Sommer)
http://www.precogs.net/blog/images/0504_elke.jpg

Bill Lundberg
10-25-2005, 02:46 PM
My parents had a sheppard named "Gretta" I thought that was a great name for a German Sheppard.

StcChief
10-25-2005, 02:46 PM
Squatter

listopencil
10-25-2005, 02:49 PM
Karma.

listopencil
10-25-2005, 02:49 PM
Or "Payback".

Iowanian
10-25-2005, 02:50 PM
I think Hoover, should name his dog Truman.

Its available now.

Phobia
10-25-2005, 02:50 PM
I think you should name her Pittbull because nobody knows the difference anyway.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 02:51 PM
My parents had a sheppard named "Gretta" I thought that was a great name for a German Sheppard.
Swedish name, no?

Frankie
10-25-2005, 02:52 PM
My ex-wife's name is available upon request. ;)

Phobia
10-25-2005, 02:53 PM
My ex-wife's name is available upon request. ;)

I think he can call her Bitch without your permission.

Iowanian
10-25-2005, 02:55 PM
I wanted to name her Iowanian but I already have a bitch named that :D

I missed that zinger.

I hope Miss Belvadeer, or whatever you wife(read Boss) makes you name her, shits diarhea on your new carpet.

siberian khatru
10-25-2005, 02:56 PM
I think Hoover, should name his dog Truman.

Its available now.


That's my dog's name.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 03:00 PM
I think he can call her Bitch without your permission.

ROFL

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-25-2005, 03:01 PM
spot
fluffy
snot
carbunkel
pimp
flea bite

Iowanian
10-25-2005, 03:02 PM
Its still the name of my dog..he just isn't Mine anymore.

dammit.

Whatever you do Hoover....for the Love of Gawd, don't name it Little Debbie or Twinky.......you'll accidently eat it in your sleepwalking some night.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 03:03 PM
I missed that zinger.

I hope Miss Belvadeer, or whatever you wife(read Boss) makes you name her, shits diarhea on your new carpet.

ROFL
Knowing Hoover's taste, that might be an improvement on the carpet.









OK I don't know Hoover's taste. It was a joke.

Hoover
10-25-2005, 03:14 PM
Its still the name of my dog..he just isn't Mine anymore.

dammit.

Whatever you do Hoover....for the Love of Gawd, don't name it Little Debbie or Twinky.......you'll accidently eat it in your sleepwalking some night.
Good point.

Truman is a cool name, but not for a girl dog.

I think we will be able to pick her up on Sunday. I am worrie about the name change, but she will pick it up. She is house broken, and trained.

Iowanian
10-25-2005, 03:17 PM
If you don't like it....call it Hillary.

ptlyon
10-25-2005, 03:21 PM
OK I don't know Hoover's taste.

Good God I sure hope not

sedated
10-25-2005, 03:21 PM
Lifesaver...no, wait...sh!thead.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 03:25 PM
Boy I sure hope not
You have a mind in the gutter.

tomahawk kid
10-25-2005, 03:27 PM
"Sadie" is a solid female dog's name.

ptlyon
10-25-2005, 03:28 PM
You have a mind in the gutter.

Better than where your lips have been!

Andoverer
10-25-2005, 03:35 PM
Haven't seen this one.....how about Carla
as in

Dammit Carla!! :cuss:

TRing
10-25-2005, 03:39 PM
name the dog Audrey. Thats a good dutch name

Alton deFlat
10-25-2005, 03:41 PM
Probably wouldn't fit, but when I was a kid, our neighbor had a dog named "Useless". He was too.

Seriously though, Sophie would be a good choice.

KC Dan
10-25-2005, 03:44 PM
Seriously though, Sophie would be a good choice.
I know one planeteer that would disagree with you!

TRing
10-25-2005, 03:51 PM
http://www.20000-names.com/female_dutch_names.htm

RedDread
10-25-2005, 03:52 PM
Emily
Irene
Katrina
Ophelia
Rita
Wilma

Alton deFlat
10-25-2005, 03:56 PM
I know one planeteer that would disagree with you!

Obviously, there's a story there.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 04:01 PM
Better than where your lips have been!
This post alone, as bogus as it is, has cost me a bottle of mouthwash. THANKS A LOT!!
:cuss:

Bowser
10-25-2005, 04:02 PM
A female German Shepherd?

You gotta go with Sasha.

Frankie
10-25-2005, 04:03 PM
A female German Shepherd?

You gotta go with Sasha.
That's Russian. Short for Alexandre.
Don't ask me why!

RedDread
10-25-2005, 04:03 PM
A female German Shepherd?

You gotta go with Sasha.

Good call.

ExtremeChief
10-25-2005, 04:03 PM
Dutch people suck.



:cuss:

Don't make me put my wooden shoe up your ass, Porker.



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Guttendog (Goo ten dog)






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Bowser
10-25-2005, 04:06 PM
That's Russian. Short for Alexandre.
Don't ask me why!

Meh, it still works.

Beats having a Russian Wolfhound.

angel
10-25-2005, 04:09 PM
Good point.

Truman is a cool name, but not for a girl dog.

I think we will be able to pick her up on Sunday. I am worried about the name change, but she will pick it up. She is house broken, and trained.
what's her name now?

I like the two suggestions: Audrey and Sasha

My favorite dog's name was Natashia (Tasha for short)

I have a Shepherd Mix now; his name is Bruce. That doesn't really help you, but I thought I'd mention it.

JOhn
10-25-2005, 04:16 PM
We have a 6 year old female German Shepherd, Gwyn.

Cave Johnson
10-25-2005, 04:17 PM
Elke?

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-25-2005, 04:23 PM
ditch
asslicker
ms humped-a-lot
tick
hittler's dog
nazi
fugwad

or looser

Frankie
10-25-2005, 04:49 PM
Elke?
Great suggestion.

Calcountry
10-25-2005, 05:36 PM
Here she isThat pic, and that Dog have "Princess" written all over it.

Count Alex's Losses
10-25-2005, 05:37 PM
Female dogs suck.

You should have gotten a male. Then you could have named him "Chief," which is the best dog name ever.

CosmicPal
10-25-2005, 06:01 PM
It's a good thing you didn't ask the Planet to name a newborn daughter.

DaneMcCloud
10-25-2005, 06:05 PM
Elsa

Fiona

Kevin

Fairplay
10-25-2005, 07:05 PM
You could name her donks.

Here donks... here donks......




Nevermind, you end up kickin her too many times.

Oxford
10-25-2005, 08:37 PM
Seriously though, Sophie would be a good choice.

Our Lab has that name, what a squirrel-bait dog!

How about Freida. Normal German names like Panzer, V2, Junkers, Messerschmidt and Luger don't seem right.

Stinger
10-25-2005, 08:52 PM
What no Hasslehoff reference yet??? :shake:

or

You could always go with the KC reference and spell it Kasey.

stevieray
10-25-2005, 08:59 PM
Sgt Schulz

Frankie
10-25-2005, 09:39 PM
Sgt Schulz
I thought of that, but didn't suggest it because his dog is a female.