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ChiefsFan4Life
10-26-2005, 12:14 PM
Special News Release:

Baltimore Ravens football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Brian Billick, Ravens Head Coach, immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Old, I know, but still funny

Sam
10-26-2005, 12:30 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Braincase
10-26-2005, 12:32 PM
At what point will there be a DEA investigation of Jamal Lewis?

Hydrae
10-26-2005, 12:38 PM
At least the old joke has been updated to anthrax as opposed to when it was the Cowboys and coke.

HolmeZz
10-26-2005, 01:17 PM
It was funny when it was used on the Lions like 3 or 4 years ago.

Goapics1
10-26-2005, 01:20 PM
heh

Skip Towne
10-26-2005, 01:20 PM
When you honk the horn on a DeLorean it goes "Toot toot", Toot toot".

CupidStunt
10-26-2005, 02:41 PM
This was funny 5 years ago!

ferrarispider95
10-26-2005, 04:30 PM
WE LANDED ON THE MOON, NO WAY.

elvomito
10-26-2005, 04:40 PM
wow i go to baltimore for 4 days and all kinds of crazy stuff happens there...