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Sportswax
10-26-2005, 03:24 PM
Kansas City Chiefs Players please step forward and let us know if you are monitoring the BB!!! While it's fun to talk football with the regulars and visitors, it would be even more fun if there were actual players or former players hidden amongst us. Please, no pretenders here... or unsubstanciated guesses about anyone's identity... Just the real deal. If you know for sure that someone is a player, do feel free to out them here. No congressional investigation will ensue, I assure you.

If YOU are a player on the team at present, let us know what you are most looking forward to about this week's game against the Chargers. How are we going to fare if McCleon and Woods aren't able to suit up on Sunday. Also, will the absence of the Chargers' center pose problems for their running game?

Inquiring minds wanna know.

siberian khatru
10-26-2005, 03:26 PM
I'm gonna rip off Drew Brees' head and shit down his neck.

Sincerely,
Junior Siavii

Skip Towne
10-26-2005, 03:26 PM
I'm Larry Johnson, bitch!!

Goapics1
10-26-2005, 03:28 PM
I'm Carl Peterson, dammit! :cuss:

chiefsfaninNC
10-26-2005, 03:28 PM
McCleon isn't playing and the defense will be better because of it! I am not a player.

Boon
10-26-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm too drunk too write.

Eric Warfield

Calcountry
10-26-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm Larry Johnson, bitch!!Yeah, and Bob is your Uncle.

Ebolapox
10-26-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm Tiger Woods?

-EB-

patteeu
10-26-2005, 03:34 PM
tk13 is Joe Posnanski.

Ebolapox
10-26-2005, 03:35 PM
no, I was lying before... I'm really kasey keller

-EB-

Lurch
10-26-2005, 03:50 PM
Okay, fine. I'm Junior. But with the way you guys talk about me, I needed an alias.

angel
10-26-2005, 03:52 PM
no, I'm Spartacus!

siberian khatru
10-26-2005, 03:54 PM
no, I'm Spartacus!

Here, try on this loincloth at dressangel.com.

Lurch
10-26-2005, 03:54 PM
no, I'm Spartacus!

Did you star in the film "Glad He Ate Her?"

Sully
10-26-2005, 03:54 PM
I'm Jesse Haynes... does that count?

Calcountry
10-26-2005, 03:57 PM
No really, I am Scott Podsednik. How'd you like my HR the other night. ;)

Lurch
10-26-2005, 04:00 PM
I'm Jesse Haynes... does that count?

Brian Shaw and Rashan Shehee replaced your sorry butt a long time ago.

Sully
10-26-2005, 04:01 PM
Brian Shaw and Rashan Shehee replaced your sorry butt a long time ago.

But you should see me in practice!!!!
I'm the REAL real deal!!!

Ultra Peanut
10-26-2005, 04:02 PM
Someone please curtail this guy's thread-starting privileges, please.

Brian Shaw and Rashan Shehee replaced your sorry butt a long time ago.Shay.

Lurch
10-26-2005, 04:03 PM
But you should see me in practice!!!!
I'm the REAL real deal!!!

I see. I'm the opposite. I'm a lazy ass in practice, but I'm a gamer. Did you hear DV's press conference these past two weeks?

Lurch
10-26-2005, 04:03 PM
Someone please curtail this guy's thread-starting privileges, please.

Shay.

Thanks, Pat.

DMAC
10-26-2005, 04:05 PM
i just assume that you all are Chiefs players. That makes this a lot more fun.

Sully
10-26-2005, 04:05 PM
Shay was a monster in Any Given Sunday. Did you see him running on the field at Texas Stadium???

ROYC75
10-26-2005, 04:10 PM
If I told you who I really was, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.

Katipan
10-26-2005, 04:13 PM
Scanlon?

Boozer
10-26-2005, 04:18 PM
I think we all know who I am. Oh, look what I found tucked away in the corner? Sorry about the delay.
http://www.athlonsports.com/store/images/cokoyechiefs8x10.jpg

sedated
10-26-2005, 04:22 PM
I am the Lizard King

Sportswax
10-26-2005, 04:23 PM
I should've known better.

HarryParatestes
10-26-2005, 04:27 PM
I'm Lin Elliot..


awww crap....banned in 5....4....3....2....

Biohazard
10-26-2005, 04:28 PM
Nope, just a player.

FloridaChief
10-26-2005, 04:30 PM
I think we all know who I am. Oh, look what I found tucked away in the corner? Sorry about the delay.
http://www.athlonsports.com/store/images/cokoyechiefs8x10.jpg

Rep if it meant anything...

chagrin
10-26-2005, 04:31 PM
I should've known better.


No way dude, the last time this topic came up - Tracy Simien came in here and blew everyone away with his insight, chin up dude

JimNasium
10-26-2005, 04:31 PM
I am the walrus.

Biohazard
10-26-2005, 04:38 PM
Gochiefs is a cheerleader if that helps any. Why do you think he has that username?

Frankie
10-26-2005, 05:07 PM
I'm Larry Johnson's bitch!!
You had a typo in your post. I corrected it.
:p
You're welcome.
;)

Frankie
10-26-2005, 05:12 PM
I'm Lin Elliot.

And I've never seen that many bad snaps in ONE F@#%ING GAME!!! :cuss:

Calcountry
10-26-2005, 05:15 PM
But you should see me in practice!!!!
I'm the REAL real deal!!!OMG!!11! Scotty Bowman, is that you?/??

Sportswax
10-26-2005, 05:17 PM
Rep if it meant anything...

I met Christian O. at a mall signing event in Florida. I got the same pic with an almost identical signature. Where did you get yours FloridaChief? Wouldn't happen to have been the Santa Rosa Mall in Ft. Walton Beach?

Ebolapox
10-26-2005, 05:47 PM
I'm emmitt smith

-EMMITT SMITH-

Hoover
10-26-2005, 06:05 PM
Well I'll come out too...

I'm KC Wolf

Count Alex's Losses
10-26-2005, 06:06 PM
Sportswax = most annoying n00b ever

dollar1
10-26-2005, 06:07 PM
Moon...

Bowser
10-26-2005, 06:09 PM
Vlasic here. Or am I Blundin? I forget......

4th and Long
10-26-2005, 06:09 PM
I am the walrus.
Koo-Koo-KaChoo, Paul.

I am the egg man.

Frankie
10-26-2005, 06:15 PM
Moon...
OK:moon:

SLAG
10-26-2005, 06:22 PM
This thread should have been posted after they get out of practice :shrug:

HolmeZz
10-26-2005, 06:25 PM
I'm not actually a player, but I've contributed as much as Kris Wilson has.

Frankie
10-26-2005, 06:26 PM
This thread should have been posted after they get out of practice :shrug:
The way they have played most of the season, it's evident they are "out of practice" already.
;)

Frankie
10-26-2005, 06:27 PM
I'm not actually a player, but I've contributed as much as Kris Wilson has.
:LOL:

PunkinDrublic
10-26-2005, 06:31 PM
Hey everybody it's Terdell Sands has anyone seen my paperhat and name tag I don't want to be late for work again.

SLAG
10-26-2005, 06:31 PM
I'm not actually a player, but I've contributed as much as Kris Wilson has.

You got Flagged In Miami too? :shrug:

Chief Henry
10-26-2005, 06:34 PM
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash...........

OK Chief, Would you beleave Lyle Alzado.....?

HolmeZz
10-26-2005, 06:36 PM
You got Flagged In Miami too? :shrug:

For excessive celebration after Priest busted one from 35 yards out.

HemiEd
10-26-2005, 06:45 PM
No way dude, the last time this topic came up - Tracy Simien came in here and blew everyone away with his insight, chin up dude


So who were you before you were chagrin? :hmmm:

kgkaneer
10-26-2005, 06:46 PM
Yo sportswax, Im in pcola florida, know of any chief hangout bars or whatever?

alanm
10-26-2005, 07:26 PM
I'm Batman. :harumph:

alanm
10-26-2005, 07:31 PM
Sportswax = most annoying n00b ever
Wax has been around a lot longer than you have. He just hasn't been on this board. :harumph:

Sportswax
10-26-2005, 07:36 PM
Yo sportswax, Im in pcola florida, know of any chief hangout bars or whatever?

I left before Katrina hit, and now reside in Santa Monica, CA. Still, when I lived in Gulf Breeze I went to Kooter Brown's in Pensacola on HWY 98 by the Pensacola Junior College.

The best place in that area is in Ft. Walton Beach (or Okaloosa Island to be more exact)... right next to a large Rock Club called "The Swamp". I can't remember the name of the place... but I'm sure it'll come to me if I strain the brain.

Too bad Damon's Grille in Pensacola was blown away by Hurricane Ivan! Y'know... there's also a Hooters by Cordova Mall in P-Cola, as well as a sportsbar called "Sidelines" on Pensacola Beach.

Hope that helps.

HBBoltGirl
10-26-2005, 08:05 PM
seriously..... you guys think you'll win??? lmfao!!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/sandchix/gobolts.jpg

see how much fun we have with opposing teams.... lol

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/sandchix/priceless.jpg

FloridaChief
10-26-2005, 08:20 PM
seriously..... you guys think you'll win??? lmfao!!

Yes we do, Miss Sandy Vagina. BTW, how much did you have to laugh out loud to melt 400 lbs of fat in your ass?

seriously..... thanks for showing up, broad. We always love to have another sweet-tits on board, no matter the top-to-bottom-imbalance.... Hey--what was your name again--any idea?...

milkman
10-26-2005, 08:21 PM
seriously..... you guys think you'll win??? lmfao!!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/sandchix/gobolts.jpg

see how much fun we have with opposing teams.... lol

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/sandchix/priceless.jpg

If the Chiefs can keep the game close, then I have every confidence that Marty will find a way to lose it.

The Chiefs O-Line is getting healthy and the Dolts will have their hands full trying to shut down the Chiefs run game.

The Dolts secondary is questionable, so the passing game should find success.

This game will be a close one, in a shootout.

In the end, though, Marty is our ace in the hole.

ENDelt260
10-26-2005, 08:23 PM
I should've known better.
But no one is the slightest bit surprised that you didn't.

Sportswax
10-26-2005, 08:23 PM
[QUOTE=HBBoltGirl]seriously..... you guys think you'll win??? lmfao!!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/sandchix/gobolts.jpg

see how much fun we have with opposing teams.... lol [QUOTE]


Chargers will fizzle... you'll see. The Chiefs will carry momentum all the way this year. Good luck trying to catch up after this weekend.

PunkinDrublic
10-26-2005, 10:41 PM
seriously..... you guys think you'll win??? lmfao!!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/sandchix/gobolts.jpg

see how much fun we have with opposing teams.... lol

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/sandchix/priceless.jpg

Yes I'm sure all five charger fans are psyched up.

Katipan
10-26-2005, 10:48 PM
seriously..... you guys think you'll win??? lmfao!!


That's a whole lot of laughing

Frankie
10-26-2005, 10:50 PM
Yes I'm sure all five charger fans are psyched up.

I don't know what people get out of put downs and sarcastic exaggeration. :shake:

Everybody knows that the Charger fan base is at least twice that.

MadMax
10-26-2005, 10:57 PM
I'm Larry Johnson, bitch!!


Hi Larry! LOL

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
10-26-2005, 10:59 PM
I am Batman.

Phobia
10-26-2005, 11:00 PM
Larry Johnson has been posting here for years. Promise.

greg63
10-27-2005, 12:02 AM
My kid wants to be Chiefs player - does that count???

greg63
10-27-2005, 12:06 AM
I'm Jared Allen, see my picture off to the left??? A week and a half ago I was Trent Green.

Sportswax
10-27-2005, 02:32 AM
I should've just asked the question I'm about to start a new thread with:

"Which Chiefs player would you want to be for Halloween,... and why?"

ChiefsFanatic
10-27-2005, 02:48 AM
I'm gonna rip off Drew Brees' head and shit down his neck.

Sincerely,
Junior Siavii

Junior, is it true you are a manlicker?

tk13
10-27-2005, 02:51 AM
I'm gonna rip off Drew Brees' head and shit down his neck.

Sincerely,
Junior Siavii
If I were a mod, your name would be changed to siaviian khatru by now.

BigMeatballDave
10-27-2005, 02:51 AM
I'm Kilroy...

ChiefsFanatic
10-27-2005, 03:15 AM
I'm Kilroy...

Were you just here?

Rausch
10-27-2005, 04:05 AM
Larry Johnson has been posting here for years. Promise.

Nice.

So it's a double whammy.

Next time he gets jailed for kicking someone's ass It'll be mine...

HemiEd
10-27-2005, 04:06 AM
I would really like to be Todd Collins.

Rausch
10-27-2005, 04:09 AM
I would really like to be Todd Collins.

I'd really like to not have that 80's-Brat-Pack-metrosexual-avatar of yours glaring at me like he wants my man cherry...

HemiEd
10-27-2005, 04:17 AM
I'd really like to not have that 80's-Brat-Pack-metrosexual-avatar of yours glaring at me like he wants my man cherry...


ROFL well he doesn't, but he sure misses Tara.

Rausch
10-27-2005, 04:20 AM
ROFL well he doesn't, but he sure misses Tara.

Bull$#it, I've seen St. Elmo's fire...

Taco John
10-27-2005, 04:28 AM
Is this thread for real?

OldTownChief
10-27-2005, 06:15 AM
Is this thread for real?


Does gochiefs own you for real?

Otter
10-27-2005, 06:41 AM
Larry Johnson has been posting here for years. Promise.

I can't imagine reading this board if I was a Chiefs Player. It would be like like listening to what every person you've ever pissed off at work has to say about you when you're not in the room.

No thanks.

greg63
10-27-2005, 09:02 AM
Is this thread for real?
Well, of course it is Taco. Now, go take an aspirin. :p

SBK
10-27-2005, 09:09 AM
Im not a player, but I would've kicked Elvis Grbackup in the nuts many a time if I could have!

The Bad Guy
10-27-2005, 09:16 AM
seriously..... you guys think you'll win??? lmfao!!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/sandchix/gobolts.jpg

see how much fun we have with opposing teams.... lol

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/sandchix/priceless.jpg

Wait, where's the pic of Jeff Reed kicking the game-winning field goal a couple of weeks ago? I bet you had a lot of fun with that.

HemiEd
10-27-2005, 09:21 AM
Bull$#it, I've seen St. Elmo's fire...


That makes one of us...

CosmicPal
10-27-2005, 09:29 AM
Well, I guess I should come out of the closet and reveal my true self.

I'm Jake Plummer.

Denver. Get it. Hippie. Get it. Flipping the bird to Broncos fans. Get it.

Need I say more. I'm the snake.

Got a hand it to you- you Chiefs fans are a whole lot smarter than Broncos fans. I'd rather play for you guys, but for now, I'll play with my pony.

Bowser
10-27-2005, 10:21 AM
Well, I guess I should come out of the closet and reveal my true self.

I'm Jake Plummer.

Denver. Get it. Hippie. Get it. Flipping the bird to Broncos fans. Get it.

Need I say more. I'm the snake.

Got a hand it to you- you Chiefs fans are a whole lot smarter than Broncos fans. I'd rather play for you guys, but for now, I'll play with my pony.

Your girlfriend is a jersey chaser.

Braincase
10-27-2005, 11:16 AM
Taco John is Lin Elliott
Garcia Bronco is Brian Jozwiak
Mile High Mania is Ethan Horton
vailpass is Paul Palmer

and OverHead is Todd Blackledge

Crush
10-27-2005, 01:30 PM
I'm Steve Bono.

tommykat
10-27-2005, 08:42 PM
Larry Johnson has been posting here for years. Promise.

:hmmm: I ALSO TOLD YOU that Trent posted here before he became a Chief! Go look back and you will find it. :harumph:

Sportswax
10-28-2005, 02:31 PM
Go back and look where?

Brock
10-28-2005, 02:41 PM
:hmmm: I ALSO TOLD YOU that Trent posted here before he became a Chief! Go look back and you will find it. :harumph:

No. No, he didn't.

Bootlegged
10-28-2005, 02:42 PM
:hmmm: I ALSO TOLD YOU that Trent posted here before he became a Chief! Go look back and you will find it. :harumph:

So...what are you wearing?

big nasty kcnut
10-28-2005, 02:55 PM
I'm Percy Snow.

InChiefsHell
10-28-2005, 03:01 PM
I'm not a Chiefs player, but I play one on TV...

...the whole team digs the Coop, btw...even the bruthas!

Braincase
10-28-2005, 03:15 PM
I'm Percy Snow.

I would've guessed Dexter Manley.

Bootlegged
10-28-2005, 03:19 PM
I would've guessed Dexter Manley.


Nicely Done! ROFL

KChiefsQT
10-28-2005, 03:22 PM
I'm Carl Peterson, not a player... just a decision maker. (ducking) ((really ducking)) ouchhhh!!

Johnson&Johnson
10-28-2005, 03:52 PM
G. Hill 29 here. DV gave me a chance in St. Louis but I busted my knee after two great games.

I hate Marty for not playing me back in the days. So kick some SD assess this week fellas!

Jenny Gump
10-28-2005, 06:12 PM
seriously..... you guys think you'll win??? lmfao!!



see how much fun we have with opposing teams.... lol



Twat? **** you speak up?