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ferrarispider95
10-26-2005, 03:24 PM
I always wondered how do lesbians view themselves

I mean does one assume the role of the butch and the other as the bitch. You rarely see two good looking carpet munchers (except for porn), one is always butchy looking and the other one is sometimes hot and sometimes not. Why cant they both be hot???

Sully
10-26-2005, 03:26 PM
For the same reason I have a hot fiance, while I'm a big ziploc full of oatmeal.

Rausch
10-26-2005, 03:28 PM
Since two of my ex's became lesbians I'm not sure if I'm overly qualified or not qualified at all to answer your question...

JBucc
10-26-2005, 03:28 PM
I guess it is kinda odd that a girl decides they like other girls, and then tries to find the manliest girl they can.

DMAC
10-26-2005, 03:29 PM
while I'm a big ziploc full of oatmeal.

ROFL can't wait to give that as a warning to my wife tonight!

Calcountry
10-26-2005, 03:29 PM
I prefer the terms "bulldyke" and "shedyke".

ferrarispider95
10-26-2005, 03:31 PM
Since two of my ex's became lesbians I'm not sure if I'm overly qualified or not qualified at all to answer your question...

WTF, I would keep that to myself

Biohazard
10-26-2005, 03:32 PM
Because the hot ones(like in pron) get payed!

sedated
10-26-2005, 03:33 PM
I've never see a hot lesbo except in a porno. They hate feminity, so they want to be butch.

Bi-sexuals on the other hand...
I love me some bisexuals.

Biohazard
10-26-2005, 03:34 PM
I prefer the terms "bulldyke" and "shedyke".
"bulldyke" I like that, I have seen some with discription before.

Calcountry
10-26-2005, 03:40 PM
"bulldyke" I like that, I have seen some with discription before.They fuggin look and act like bulls. I mean, strap it on baby, Momma's gonna spank you for being bad. With their flat top hair cuts and Matrix sun glasses and chit.

ferrarispider95
10-26-2005, 03:40 PM
I guess it is kinda odd that a girl decides they like other girls, and then tries to find the manliest girl they can.

Exactly what I am talking they find a bulldyke that is more manly then some men. Then sometimes the bulldyke gets a penis implant. WTF, why not just date a dude.

I am favor in lesbians, just not the ugly, butchy ones.

gblowfish
10-26-2005, 03:44 PM
They fuggin look and act like bulls. I mean, strap it on baby, Momma's gonna spank you for being bad. With their flat top hair cuts and Matrix sun glasses and chit.You mean...Brenda Warner???

Q: What's the difference between a killer whale and a San Francisco Bull Dyke?
A: 200 lbs, a flannel shirt and a sense of humor.

Biohazard
10-26-2005, 03:45 PM
They fuggin look and act like bulls. I mean, strap it on baby, Momma's gonna spank you for being bad. With their flat top hair cuts and Matrix sun glasses and chit.
ROFL

Calcountry
10-26-2005, 03:45 PM
Exactly what I am talking they find a bulldyke that is more manly then some men. Then sometimes the bulldyke gets a penis implant. WTF, why not just date a dude.

I am favor in lesbians, just not the ugly, butchy ones.ROFL

If they are a civil servant in San Francisco, they can demand that their health plan pay for the operation.

Donger
10-26-2005, 03:47 PM
Why cant they both be hot???

You've not had much interaction with 'Lipstick Lesbians,' I take it?

morphius
10-26-2005, 03:48 PM
Even after hanging out with a group of lesbians for a few years I still have no idea. They are still women, so I don't think we are allowed to understand.

ExtremeChief
10-26-2005, 03:48 PM
I always wondered how do lesbians view themselves

With a mirror, I assume.

Sully
10-26-2005, 03:55 PM
I've had a ton of lesbian friends, and those two girls (sorry, that one was too easy... gonna put the brakes on there...

ANyhow, lesbians are only different than us in that they are attracted to different things than us. There is no accounting for taste, so it's futile to try and figure out what's attractive or not...
I will say there is nothing wrong with Portia DiRossi...

Calcountry
10-26-2005, 03:58 PM
I've had a ton of lesbian friends, and those two girls (sorry, that one was too easy... gonna put the brakes on there...

ANyhow, lesbians are only different than us in that they are attracted to different things than us. There is no accounting for taste, so it's futile to try and figure out what's attractive or not...
I will say there is nothing wrong with Portia DiRossi...Hey Red wings fan, why don't you have the nerve to come out on a Chiefs BB and talk Hockey?

Sully
10-26-2005, 04:03 PM
A) There is no forum for hockey talk, I go to hockey boards with that. If there were, I'd be all over it...
B) I honestly don't think there are a lot of hockey fans in KC, yet (hoping)

mike_b_284
10-26-2005, 04:04 PM
the portia derossi's are few and far between, and if there were a bunch of hot lesbians as opposed to bi-sexuals where would the fun be for us?

mike_b_284
10-26-2005, 04:05 PM
btw, the pornstars are usually straight and are just in it for the money, or they are too coked out to know the difference, might as well be a goat.

Biohazard
10-26-2005, 04:07 PM
btw, the pornstars are usually straight and are just in it for the money, or they are too coked out to know the difference, might as well be a goat.
Are you saying that you like goats?:D

Calcountry
10-26-2005, 04:08 PM
A) There is no forum for hockey talk, I go to hockey boards with that. If there were, I'd be all over it...
B) I honestly don't think there are a lot of hockey fans in KC, yet (hoping)I am not from KC, but I love Hockey. Before the strike, I caught about 6 matches at the Shark tank.

One, against the wings, we whipped their arse that night.

mike_b_284
10-26-2005, 04:10 PM
random, I like that. I think you know what I meant

Sportswax
10-26-2005, 04:11 PM
I'm with Ali G on this one. Anyone watch that show when he said...

"Me likes you Lezzies. Me got a lot of your movies. Respeck"

Biohazard
10-26-2005, 04:15 PM
random, I like that. I think you know what I meant
No deal just ck'n, because if ya did I was going to refer you to the orangemange!

KChiefsQT
10-26-2005, 05:17 PM
Okay, cosidering I live about 10 minutes from the infamous Guerneville, Ca.... where 90% of the town people are gay or lesbian... I think I can cover this issue.
Women lesbians vary greatly. The three most common couples I would see around town are:

The hot young females.
These chicks are smoking.... Very touchy/feely. Lots of PDA's... I swear most of them are plain teasing making all your poor men's tongue wag and other body parts rise.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/opposite_sex/images/lesbians_kiss.jpg

The butch/bitch combo.
One clearly takes on the male role here...and goes overboard in looking the part. Could be a sight for sore eyes.
I'll leave this photo out for your sake.

The older generations.
These women are older, Rarely show PDA's. Could be mistaken for sisters.... with the exception of short kisses and holding hands.
http://z.about.com/d/lesbianlife/1/0/D/2/RK.jpg

siberian khatru
10-26-2005, 05:19 PM
Okay, cosidering I live about 10 minutes from the infamous Guerneville, Ca.... where 90% of the town people are gay or lesbian... I think I can cover this issue.
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Tell us about your ... "experimentations" with the Sapphic arts. C'mon, all young chicks do it.

:p

PunkinDrublic
10-26-2005, 05:23 PM
Okay, cosidering I live about 10 minutes from the infamous Guerneville, Ca.... where 90% of the town people are gay or lesbian... I think I can cover this issue.
Women lesbians vary greatly. The three most common couples I would see around town are:

The hot young females.
These chicks are smoking.... Very touchy/feely. Lots of PDA's... I swear most of them are plain teasing making all your poor men's tongue wag and other body parts rise.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/opposite_sex/images/lesbians_kiss.jpg

The butch/bitch combo.
One clearly takes on the male role here...and goes overboard in looking the part. Could be a sight for sore eyes.
I'll leave this photo out for your sake.

The older generations.
These women are older, Rarely show PDA's. Could be mistaken for sisters.... with the exception of short kisses and holding hands.
http://z.about.com/d/lesbianlife/1/0/D/2/RK.jpg


I think the young hot female ones you speak of just get off on the attention they get. A lot of times their not even gay.