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Chiefs Pantalones
10-27-2005, 01:04 PM
According to Oprah: "Sex is healthy. There's more protein in the average ejaculation than there is in a medium-sized pork chop."

ROFL Is this true?

Phobia
10-27-2005, 01:16 PM
I didn't make it up if that's what you're asking.

Goapics1
10-27-2005, 01:17 PM
According to Oprah: "Sex is healthy. There's more protein in the average ejaculation than there is in a medium-sized pork chop."

ROFL Is this true?

Phil pulled a Swoopes and came out of the closet? Did I miss something?

Phobia
10-27-2005, 01:17 PM
Phil pulled a Swoopes and came out of the closet? Did I miss something?

It's encouragement for the ladies, not for the Colts fans.

Goapics1
10-27-2005, 01:18 PM
It's encouragement for the ladies, not for the Colts fans.
Oh, my bad.........

Chiefs Pantalones
10-27-2005, 01:21 PM
I didn't make it up if that's what you're asking.

Sweet! :clap:

Chiefs Pantalones
10-27-2005, 01:21 PM
Isn't that bad for guys, though? Releasing protein.

Phobia
10-27-2005, 01:23 PM
Isn't that bad for guys, though? Releasing protein.

It is for sure. I release the protein every day and it made me fat.

JimNasium
10-27-2005, 01:23 PM
Isn't that bad for guys, though? Releasing protein.
Life is full of sacrifices and this is one I'm more than willing to make.

Chiefs Pantalones
10-27-2005, 01:27 PM
It is for sure. I release the protein every day and it made me fat.

ROFL

Like Jim said, though, that's a sacrifice guys are more than willing to take.

Biohazard
10-27-2005, 01:31 PM
It is for sure. I release the protein every day and it made me fat.
I hope thats not whats happening in your avatar!

gblowfish
10-27-2005, 01:39 PM
Damn! I've let thousands of dollars worth of pork chops slip right thru my fingers!

StcChief
10-27-2005, 01:57 PM
It is for sure. I release the protein every day and it made me fat.

No the Fat is from Beer....
:p

Chiefs Pantalones
10-27-2005, 02:03 PM
ROFL

Hey ladies...would any of you like a protein shake?

Delano
10-27-2005, 03:03 PM
I also just heard from Oprah that this week is Testicular Cancer awareness week.

She pointed out that since a guy can't see the bottom of his testicals all that well it's best to have a female partner help. It sounded like females have a knack for spotting cancer before it becomes that big of a problem. Almost like a pig finding a truffel. Well anyway, during the segment it was pointed out that the tongue is actually much more sensitive than fingers. So the audience full of women pretty much agreed that they would go home and tongue their significant others' balls to prevent any long-term health issues.

The doctor on the show encouraged the women to do this all week, several times a day and to continue this on a daily basis.

Bowser
10-27-2005, 03:07 PM
I hope thats not whats happening in your avatar!

Premature eruption is no laughing matter. So I'm told, of course.

BigRedChief
10-27-2005, 03:07 PM
I also just heard from Oprah that this week is Testicular Cancer awareness week.

She pointed out that since a guy can't see the bottom of his testicals all that well it's best to have a female partner help. It sounded like females have a knack for spotting cancer before it becomes that big of a problem. Almost like a pig finding a truffel. Well anyway, during the segment it was pointed out that the tongue is actually much more sensitive than fingers. So the audience full of women pretty much agreed that they would go home and tongue their significant others' balls to prevent any long-term health issues.

The doctor on the show encouraged the women to do this all week, several times a day and to continue this on a daily basis.

Shoot combine this with my Fellatio decreases breast cancer thread and we are all winners!:)

Bowser
10-27-2005, 03:07 PM
I also just heard from Oprah that this week is Testicular Cancer awareness week.

She pointed out that since a guy can't see the bottom of his testicals all that well it's best to have a female partner help. It sounded like females have a knack for spotting cancer before it becomes that big of a problem. Almost like a pig finding a truffel. Well anyway, during the segment it was pointed out that the tongue is actually much more sensitive than fingers. So the audience full of women pretty much agreed that they would go home and tongue their significant others' balls to prevent any long-term health issues.

The doctor on the show encouraged the women to do this all week, several times a day and to continue this on a daily basis.

Looks like I'm going to have to break out the crayons, and draw the wife a map.

Delano
10-27-2005, 03:35 PM
Looks like I'm going to have to break out the crayons, and draw the wife a map.

Aww.. that's to bad. I hope you don't get cancer.

Ari Chi3fs
10-27-2005, 03:47 PM
heh... I was listening to an audiobook on Chinese medicine, and according to Eastern Medicine, We have a finite amount of "chi" or vital life force... and we can create more, and have to store it... the longer your chi lasts, the longer your life lasts. When your chi is used up... you die.

They say that each orgasm a man has releases a lot of chi... so they have to do other activities to recreate more chi...

women, who swallow, effectively are sucking the life out of men, and will tend to live longer.

Long live the cum suckers!

This Public Service Announcement was brought to you by Steak and Blowjob day.

Biohazard
10-27-2005, 04:35 PM
I also just heard from Oprah that this week is Testicular Cancer awareness week.

She pointed out that since a guy can't see the bottom of his testicals all that well it's best to have a female partner help. It sounded like females have a knack for spotting cancer before it becomes that big of a problem. Almost like a pig finding a truffel. Well anyway, during the segment it was pointed out that the tongue is actually much more sensitive than fingers. So the audience full of women pretty much agreed that they would go home and tongue their significant others' balls to prevent any long-term health issues.

The doctor on the show encouraged the women to do this all week, several times a day and to continue this on a daily basis.
They also say that ejaculating 5 times a week also helps protect against prostate cancer. Hell before you know it blowjobs will be a cure for cancer, I need to do some reserch with the little lady!

KChiefsQT
10-27-2005, 04:40 PM
heh... I was listening to an audiobook on Chinese medicine, and according to Eastern Medicine, We have a finite amount of "chi" or vital life force... and we can create more, and have to store it... the longer your chi lasts, the longer your life lasts. When your chi is used up... you die.

They say that each orgasm a man has releases a lot of chi... so they have to do other activities to recreate more chi...

women, who swallow, effectively are sucking the life out of men, and will tend to live longer.

Long live the cum suckers!

This Public Service Announcement was brought to you by Steak and Blowjob day.
ROFL

Boise_Chief
10-27-2005, 04:54 PM
Look whats on Oprah today
ROFL

chefsos
10-27-2005, 04:59 PM
heh... I was listening to an audiobook on Chinese medicine, and according to Eastern Medicine, We have a finite amount of "chi" or vital life force... and we can create more, and have to store it... the longer your chi lasts, the longer your life lasts. When your chi is used up... you die.

They say that each orgasm a man has releases a lot of chi... so they have to do other activities to recreate more chi...

women, who swallow, effectively are sucking the life out of men, and will tend to live longer.

Long live the cum suckers!

This Public Service Announcement was brought to you by Steak and Blowjob day.

OK, that does it. I'm going back to court to reopen that divorce settlement. Bitch got the house and all my goddam chi, too.

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-27-2005, 05:04 PM
notting gets better than having the life sucked out of you day by day

ENDelt260
10-27-2005, 07:18 PM
I also just heard from Oprah that this week is Testicular Cancer awareness week.

She pointed out that since a guy can't see the bottom of his testicals all that well it's best to have a female partner help. It sounded like females have a knack for spotting cancer before it becomes that big of a problem. Almost like a pig finding a truffel. Well anyway, during the segment it was pointed out that the tongue is actually much more sensitive than fingers. So the audience full of women pretty much agreed that they would go home and tongue their significant others' balls to prevent any long-term health issues.

The doctor on the show encouraged the women to do this all week, several times a day and to continue this on a daily basis.
This was a reckless post. Now some poor gullible bastard is going to encourage his wife to watch more Oprah, and YOU'LL be to blame for his hell.