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Carlota69
10-28-2005, 03:28 PM
Well at least their drummer does..

This is straight off the Tool website toolband.com

DANNY CAREY, KIRK COVINGTON, LANCE MORRISON and JOHN ZIEGLER, otherwise known as VOLTO! will be performing at the spacious KNITTING FACTORY here in Hollywood on November 10th. Opening for the guys will be MIKE LANDAU and, if that wasn't enough... STURGEON (which features guitarist Kent Brisley, a former band mate of Danny's during their club gigs in KC days). So... lots of rock, giant kamikazes, a couple of Chiefs fans-Raider haters, and leads...leads....leads (with a drum solo or two), followed, of course, by more giant kamikazes (seriously, check out those things when they're brought up onto the stage). For more information about getting tickets, directions, etc.,please go to www.voltoband.com. Don't forget to bring a purple pen!

I knew I loved danny Carey! Now I know why. :)

Braincase
10-28-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm leaving for Vegas... don't tell my wife...

Carlota69
10-28-2005, 03:30 PM
I'm leaving for Vegas... don't tell my wife...

Just between me and you...and everyone else on the board..ssshhh

KChiefsQT
10-28-2005, 03:30 PM
sweeeeet. Gotta love fellow chief fans. Danni's my favorite... from survivor with ehr chiefs cowboy hat... and then theres Techn9ne's video with his chiefs jersey. Gotta love it.

Pitt Gorilla
10-28-2005, 03:33 PM
Well at least their drummer does..

This is straight off the Tool website toolband.com

DANNY CAREY, KIRK COVINGTON, LANCE MORRISON and JOHN ZIEGLER, otherwise known as VOLTO! will be performing at the spacious KNITTING FACTORY here in Hollywood on November 10th. Opening for the guys will be MIKE LANDAU and, if that wasn't enough... STURGEON (which features guitarist Kent Brisley, a former band mate of Danny's during their club gigs in KC days). So... lots of rock, giant kamikazes, a couple of Chiefs fans-Raider haters, and leads...leads....leads (with a drum solo or two), followed, of course, by more giant kamikazes (seriously, check out those things when they're brought up onto the stage). For more information about getting tickets, directions, etc.,please go to www.voltoband.com. Don't forget to bring a purple pen!

I knew I loved danny Carey! Now I know why. :)Wow, I must really be out of the loop. What happened to Meynard?

Carlota69
10-28-2005, 03:35 PM
Wow, I must really be out of the loop. What happened to Meynard?
Danny is the bands drummer (one of the most amazing drummers around). Maynard is the singer.

Rausch
10-28-2005, 03:37 PM
I'm leaving for Vegas... don't tell my wife...

He posts on the intraweb, to a member of the media...

Pitt Gorilla
10-28-2005, 03:38 PM
Danny is the bands drummer (one of the most amazing drummers around). Maynard is the singer.
I know that. I just didn't see his name is what was posted.

EDIT: I get it now. The band is Volto; I read "Tool." It's a side project. I cannot read.

Carlota69
10-28-2005, 03:40 PM
I know that. I just didn't see his name is what was posted.

EDIT: I get it now. The band is Volto; I read "Tool." It's a side project. I cannot read.

Don't worry, I can't read either... :)

Rausch
10-28-2005, 03:41 PM
Don't worry, I can't read either... :)

BTW, you should pimp your stuff on here...

Carlota69
10-28-2005, 03:43 PM
BTW, you should pimp your stuff on here...

I'm all about Pimpin'...what stuff are you talking about?

Rausch
10-28-2005, 03:44 PM
I'm all about Pimpin'...what stuff are you talking about?

Arent' you a writer on a mag?...

Carlota69
10-28-2005, 03:53 PM
Arent' you a writer on a mag?...

Yeah, I use to..maybe I should share some of my writings?

Rausch
10-28-2005, 03:55 PM
Yeah, I use to..maybe I should share some of my writings?

Yeah, that's kid of where I was going with that... ;)

Carlota69
10-28-2005, 04:23 PM
Yeah, that's kid of where I was going with that... ;)

Ok, here you go..

I use to write a column badssed on freaky stories and then I would just take off with it and go my own distorted way...It was called Freaks Etc..

Here's one of my favorites.

Remember the first paragraph is a true story..

Freaks etc.

Reality TV

An army wife, knowing her husband was cheating on her while he was stationed in the middle east, sent him a little care package, containing a VHS tape of an episode of South Park, and some chocolate cookies. Excited the husband invited his buddies over to enjoy the show -- and the treats. But before anyone could scream “oh my God, you killed Kenny”, an image of wife popped up, sucking his best friends dick. His wife grinned as she spit his buddie’s business into the cookie dough and said, “I want a divorce.”
Talk about the ultimate Dr. John letter. That was just cruel (not to mention disgusting). Where do you think she learned this kind of behavior? Her parents? her peers? Or was it all the dysfunctional T.V.? Hell, that dear john letter could have been on an episode of “Sex in the City”.
God knows, we Americans learn our “social graces” from the boob tube while we’re still running around in diapers, pulling the cat’s hair out. (We all did that, right? Right?) And that’s why were so ****ed up today. It has nothing to do with our parents, and it has everything to do with PBS and UHF. Kiddie television is no innocuous as it seems. In fact, its downright devious. Look behind every sociopath and you’ll see a history of Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers and the Muppet Show. These candy coated pseudo educational laugh fests were just a thinly veiled attempt by the US government to brainwash us into psychotic submission.
Take for example Sesame Street. While we were learning to count to ten, that creepy dude with fangs was building a neurosis in Jeffrey Dahmer. You think I’m kidding? Think about how Sesame Street warped our perception of reality. Our yearly high school shootings wouldn’t happen if Big Bird hadn’t taught us that laughing at the dork was OK. And Oscar the Grouch? Look at how we treat the homeless. Look at what how our stereotype emerged. This guy lives in a trashcan, eats trash, and is crotchety son of a bitch. And what did we learn? He is trash. So let’s just dump his ass out in Jean, Nevada. (right Mayor?) And where was homophobia born? Bert and Ernie. That made us squirm. Those wanna-be sophista-fags, wearing brightly covered pull over sweaters and bickering over bottle caps took the gay rights movement back a couple of steps. Not to mention, their entire realationship was a shining example co-dependency.
However, the ultimate in codependency has to be Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog. Sure Miss Piggy may have been the quintessential U-haul, but I believe Kermit is not without blame. He needed that tension to validate him as a man - I mean frog. And the rest of the Muppets could used some serious therapy, and possibly medication. I mean look at Animal - talk about manic. That little ****er defined bi-polar for me. And Beaker? Drug addict. No one spends that much time in a lab, and is so out of touch with reality (as well as the English language) if he’s not cooking up something good in the kitchen (if you know what I mean).
I’m guessing he was Romper Room’s dealer. That teacher chick was like your really annoying friend when you were on acid. You remember that guy, “dude, your moms home!” and your freaking on window pane - “psych!” he laughs while you retreat into Alice Coopers nightmare. Remember how she would freak you out as a kid - “I see
Susan and Micheal and Jennifer…” those poor Jennifers. I know now that that was the most popular name of the late sixties, but at the time, I really thought she had it out for the Jennifers. Do you realize how many Jennifers are completely paranoid and self obsessed? It was that teacher chick… and that tweaking bee didn’t help matters.
But even more frightening was that dude in the cardigan sweater taking you fantasy land. You remember Mr. Rogers, he was TV’s way of saying “would like some candy little girl?” That guy is the reason therapists have been pulling out “repressed memories” from supposed early childhood molestations. Hell I bet all those lawsuits against the catholic church would be thrown out if people would just realize that the memories came form Mr. Rogers” Neighborhood. That guy was just creepy. Any adult male who likes to play with kids and has a secret kingdom needs to be investigated. (hello - can you spell Michael Jackson?)

And last but not least - the stalker. The obsessed freak that will go to any lengths to catch his prey. Sound scary? Then you clearly watched too much Road Runner. Wily was just dysfunctional. He couldn’t just let it go. He couldn’t move on to another road runner, or even just take all the money he spent on acme products and buy a Double Double from In and Out Burger. He needed to walk away and realize that chapter was closed. If our obsessed army wife from above could have seen Wiley move on - in a healthy way - maybe she wouldn’t have had to spit spooge in his cookies. But then again we might not have South Park…

Fish
10-28-2005, 04:39 PM
I've met Danny.... hella nice guy. He wore a KU shirt a few times when touring with Tool in KC. Still has his roots. I didn't know he was a Chiefs fan as well....

Nice post...........................

Mr. Kotter
10-28-2005, 04:43 PM
Some people have been known to call me a "tool"....and I love the Chiefs. :thumb:

sedated
10-28-2005, 04:59 PM
Carey is from KC, he's also a huge KU fan.

The last time TOOL had a concert here, he wore a Jeff Carey jersey on stage.

F*cking awesome.

DaneMcCloud
10-28-2005, 05:40 PM
Danny is from Paola, KS and moved to LA with a buddy of mine back in, I think, 1984.

Reaper16
10-28-2005, 06:49 PM
Danny's dad is a music professor at UMKC.

Kent B
01-31-2006, 05:02 PM
Hello all,

Danny Carey is a good friend of mine from KC where we played in a few bands together. We now live in LA but were in KC over Xmas were we went to Arrowhead and watched our beloved Chief destroy San Diego. It was glorious.

A quick note on Danny - he once nursed an injured ostrage back to health.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 01:31 PM
So, is Kent B Dane McCloud's buddy?

wilas101
03-05-2006, 08:57 PM
I think both kent b and daneMcCloud ARE danny carey and he's using the alter ego's to get everyone psyched about him being a chief's fan before he calls us all c*cksuckers because Riki Rocket got mentioned in the drummers thread before he did.

StcChief
03-09-2006, 12:05 PM
My guess that's a one way love affair.