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tk13
10-31-2005, 06:51 PM
Wanna talk about an ego... check this out, especially the last line, it made me laugh out loud... ROFL

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_en_tv/people_martha_stewart

Stewart Planned to Bump Trump From Show
Mon Oct 31, 4:21 PM ET

NEW YORK - Before her version of "The Apprentice" began, Martha Stewart thought she was saying "you're fired" to Donald Trump.

While "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart" hasn't done well in the ratings, Stewart initially had much higher hopes even that her NBC show would eclipse Trump's original.

"I thought I was replacing The Donald," Stewart says in the Nov. 14 issue of Fortune magazine, on newsstands Nov. 7. "It was even discussed that I would be firing The Donald on the first show."

When did Trump learn that she intended to bump him off his own show? "I don't think he ever knew," Stewart tells the magazine.

Instead, Trump remained for a fourth season, and he has recently suggested that his show has been diminished by Stewart's. Trump's "Apprentice" has been averaging around 10 million viewers a week, down 4 million from last season. Stewart's "Apprentice" is drawing closer to 7 million viewers.

"I think there was confusion between Martha's `Apprentice' and mine, and mine continues to do well and ... the other has struggled very severely," Trump said recently on a radio program. "I think it probably hurt mine and I sort of predicted that it would."

Stewart also reveals in Fortune another unrealized business plan: to buy Kmart. In 2002, while the retail giant was going bankrupt, Stewart floated the idea dubbed "Kmartha" of buying the company, which sells her Martha Stewart Everyday brand.

Stewart, 64, also says she plans to sell Turkey Hill, her famous Westport, Conn., home. "I hardly ever go there anymore. I don't miss it."

After serving five months in jail for lying about a 2001 stock sale, which was followed by nearly six months of house arrest, the lifestyle guru says she feels resilient.

"I have learned that I really cannot be destroyed."

Count Zarth
10-31-2005, 06:53 PM
I feel sorry for her in-laws.

Saulbadguy
10-31-2005, 06:54 PM
She is Godzilla.

Katipan
10-31-2005, 06:56 PM
She taught me how to fold a shirt

HemiEd
10-31-2005, 07:00 PM
I have never watched either show, am I missing anything?


She certainly doe have high self esteem.

StcChief
10-31-2005, 07:24 PM
The quint-essential Bitch.

Waiting for me to buy an 'MS' branded item....
she will go broke.

JBucc
10-31-2005, 07:25 PM
Her tals are nice though

KcMizzou
10-31-2005, 07:34 PM
I feel sorry for her in-laws.Screw that, how 'bout her husband.

I can't imagine being that poor brow-beaten bastard. I wonder what happens if he leaves his dirty socks on the floor.

JBucc
10-31-2005, 07:35 PM
Screw that, how 'bout her husband.

I can't imagine being that poor brow-beaten bastard. I wonder what happens if he leaves his dirty socks on the floor.I didn't think she had one

KcMizzou
10-31-2005, 07:36 PM
She taught me how to fold a shirt I saw a clip like that on talk soup. The woman folded a bath towel, and the audience applauded

It was hilarious.

KcMizzou
10-31-2005, 07:37 PM
I didn't think she had oneOh... maybe not. I have no idea. I assumed, because of the in-laws thing.

tk13
10-31-2005, 07:45 PM
Oh... maybe not. I have no idea. I assumed, because of the in-laws thing.
Looking it up real quick, says she's divorced. She was married about 25 years, they divorced in 1990. He filed for divorce the same day she had a book on weddings released.