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JimNasium
11-01-2005, 01:55 PM
My BIL turns forty this coming weekend and they are holding a surprise party for him. I'm trying to come up with a creative, funny and clean gift for him. It has to be clean because there will be a bunch of young children present. Ideas?

|Zach|
11-01-2005, 01:57 PM
A Chiefs Super Bowl Victory.

JimNasium
11-01-2005, 01:58 PM
A Chiefs Super Bowl Victory.
I need it for his 40th, not his 60th. :(

|Zach|
11-01-2005, 01:59 PM
I need it for his 40th, not his 60th. :(Son of a bitch.

Munson
11-01-2005, 02:00 PM
How about some adult diapers like "Oops I Crapped My Pants"


"How do you know so much about "Oops I Crapped My Pants?"

"Because I'm wearing them, and I just did."



You gotta love those classic SNL skits. ROFL

KChiefsQT
11-01-2005, 02:05 PM
http://www.overthehillgifts.com/40birid.html
check out this site. If nothing else... you'll get ideas.

alanm
11-01-2005, 02:07 PM
I guess a hooker is out then. :(

Fat Elvis
11-01-2005, 02:48 PM
I guess a hooker is out then. :(

Unless it is one of those special daytime hookers.

ptlyon
11-01-2005, 02:53 PM
Geritol

Nzoner
11-01-2005, 02:58 PM
http://www.midlife.com/images/men_midlife_crisis.jpg

HemiEd
11-01-2005, 03:19 PM
Does he play golf? How much do you want to spend?

JimNasium
11-01-2005, 03:52 PM
Does he play golf? How much do you want to spend?
I love my BIL but I'm not going overboard. :shake:

HemiEd
11-01-2005, 04:06 PM
I love my BIL but I'm not going overboard. :shake:


What is overboard? A dozen Pro VI s is only $50. :shrug:

Or, if you are on a lesser budget, Walmart sells "rock-flites" for a lot less. Still a nice gift.

JimNasium
11-01-2005, 04:08 PM
What is overboard? A dozen Pro VI s is only $50. :shrug:

Or, if you are on a lesser budget, Walmart sells "rock-flites" for a lot less. Still a nice gift.
I thought you were suggesting a driver. :)

HemiEd
11-01-2005, 04:12 PM
I thought you were suggesting a driver. :)


I was initially, but you said you did not want to spend that much, hense my other suggestions.

My kids and family are tired of me telling them PRO VIs at every occasion, but that is what I always want.

Danush
11-01-2005, 04:25 PM
http://www.midlife.com/images/men_midlife_crisis.jpg

Do you recommend that book?

sedated
11-01-2005, 04:25 PM
Cialis

Nzoner
11-01-2005, 04:32 PM
Do you recommend that book?

It was meant as a gag gift,however,according to my mrs I could seriously use a copy for myself.

tommykat
11-01-2005, 04:48 PM
Choose your color of tee shirt and have 40 put on it.

Jenny Gump
11-01-2005, 04:55 PM
My BIL turns forty this coming weekend and they are holding a surprise party for him. I'm trying to come up with a creative, funny and clean gift for him. It has to be clean because there will be a bunch of young children present. Ideas?

If he's hot, you can give him me. I'm creative, funny, and I bathe at least daily, sometimes twice depending on what I've been doing.

JimNasium
11-01-2005, 04:56 PM
If he's hot, you can give him me. I'm creative, funny, and I bathe at least daily, sometimes twice depending on what I've been doing.
I'm giving you to me on my 40th.

Jenny Gump
11-01-2005, 05:02 PM
I'm giving you to me on my 40th.

When will this occur? I want to make sure my teeth are brushed.

redsurfer11
11-01-2005, 06:13 PM
Hair removal devices.

CosmicPal
11-01-2005, 06:28 PM
The complete DVD set to The Golden Girls TV series.

Add in a DVD copy of Cocoon and On Golden Pond, and he'll thank you with a smile thru his false teeth.

siberian khatru
11-01-2005, 06:30 PM
I guess a hooker is out then. :(

A clean hooker. One who bathes and has had her shots.

I'll cost you extra, though.

Bowser
11-01-2005, 06:31 PM
40 strippers, of course.

CosmicPal
11-01-2005, 06:37 PM
An autographed pic of Bea Arthur?

http://www.lucasfan.com/autographs/BEAARTHUR.JPG

pink
11-01-2005, 09:15 PM
I'm giving you to me on my 40th.
i thot you were saving yourself for me. bastard.