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tk13
11-01-2005, 02:33 PM
Check this woman out.

www.housewithbride.com

This is a 48 year old woman that owns a jewelry company in New Mexico, but is selling a home she owns in Denver... and a chance of dating her along with it. The value of the home is $600,000.

KChiefsQT
11-01-2005, 02:42 PM
http://www.housewithbride.com/cms/kunde/rts/housewithbridecom/images/customtn/-08-29-2005-10-52-26.jpg


http://www.housewithbride.com/cms/kunde/rts/housewithbridecom/images/customtn/-09-09-2005-12-02-04.jpg

Yeah check out that bride. She's hot...she'll be sold in no time.

Seek
11-01-2005, 02:49 PM
Check our her biogrophy pictures, She is freaking hot.

Seek
11-01-2005, 02:54 PM
http://www.housewithbride.com/cms/kunde/rts/housewithbridecom/images/customtn/-08-29-2005-10-52-26.jpg


http://www.housewithbride.com/cms/kunde/rts/housewithbridecom/images/customtn/-09-09-2005-12-02-04.jpg

Yeah check out that bride. She's hot...she'll be sold in no time.

that can't be her. She looks 30. One of her pictures ages her, but dang.

hawkchief
11-01-2005, 02:54 PM
Interesting. Usually when you get married, you lose your house (eventually, anyway).

shakesthecat
11-01-2005, 02:57 PM
48 years old, nice looking, and never married.

Hmmm, something is a little fishy here......

tk13
11-01-2005, 02:58 PM
Interesting. Usually when you get married, you lose your house (eventually, anyway).
Well think about it. If you marry the woman, she's gonna spend time with you in the house anyway...

ptlyon
11-01-2005, 03:00 PM
48 years old, nice looking, and never married.

Hmmm, something is a little fishy here......

I don't think it's fishy. Look at me. I'm not 48, but 35, never been married. Of course I'm ugly as sin though too. :hmmm:

Seek
11-01-2005, 03:08 PM
48 years old, nice looking, and never married.

Hmmm, something is a little fishy here......

After reading her Bio. I think she may be very, very, very picky.

The fishy part is that she bought the house in Denver because she wanted to go to a place that is has a good social enviornment. Denver. HINT HINT HINT. Denver. DING DING DING. She is skrewed up in the head.

Brock
11-01-2005, 03:12 PM
I'm sure she's not messed up in the head at all.

shakesthecat
11-01-2005, 03:14 PM
I don't think it's fishy. Look at me. I'm not 48, but 35, never been married. Of course I'm ugly as sin though too. :hmmm:


You don't have long blond hair and boobs.
This chick has the goods and still repulses men.

StcChief
11-01-2005, 03:14 PM
48 looks 35 max. Hasn't pumped out any kids may explain a few things. Has plenty of time to take care of herself.

I'm in agreedment with SEEK. Dungver?
Couldn't catch a man there. Likely a picky Bitch.

KC Kings
11-01-2005, 03:16 PM
I'm sure she's not messed up in the head at all.
Who cares about her head? Most women quit giving it after they get married anyway.

ptlyon
11-01-2005, 03:17 PM
You don't have long blond hair and boobs.


That can be changed. Just ask Psi.

Bob Dole
11-01-2005, 03:22 PM
Bob Dole just bid tree-fiddy.

That ain't no bride. That be the damn Loch Ness Monster.

shakesthecat
11-01-2005, 03:24 PM
48 looks 35 max.


Meh, the b&w pic makes here look every bit of 48.
A tight body for sure, but what good is it she's an ice princess from up Nort.

ptlyon
11-01-2005, 03:24 PM
Bob Dole just bid tree-fiddy.

That ain't no bride. That be the damn Loch Ness Monster.

Dammit Bob! You give dat damn Loch Ness Monster three fiddy?

ptlyon
11-01-2005, 03:26 PM
Come to think of it, I bet it's a Suckubus.

"There's got to be a morning aaaaaaftaaaaaa"

Brock
11-01-2005, 03:26 PM
Who cares about her head? Most women quit giving it after they get married anyway.

Unfortunately, few of them are mute. So you still have to deal with it.

Seek
11-01-2005, 03:32 PM
Meh, the b&w pic makes here look every bit of 48.
A tight body for sure, but what good is it she's an ice princess from up Nort.

Just in her smile. The rest over her looks 30. I mean the thinks below here neck look to be about 5 years old.

Seek
11-01-2005, 03:34 PM
I think she is praying in the picture on the right. Either that she is looking at a guy with determination as she is about to swab his smokestack.

Predarat
11-01-2005, 03:52 PM
I have to agree, if you go to the site and look at the larger version of the pics, it definately shows her age.

StcChief
11-01-2005, 03:54 PM
She still looks good for being 48.
Pics can be deceiving.

No visible hard miles.

Likely a head case though.

Johnson&Johnson
11-01-2005, 03:58 PM
Some kind of marketing scheme to get emails to build a database for people looking to buy real estate or rich men without a woman in their lives.

sedated
11-01-2005, 04:02 PM
I'd certainly f*ck her, but that's one expensive whore.

tk13
11-01-2005, 04:03 PM
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/5221745/detail.html?rss=den&psp=news

There's an article with video of her...

Calcountry
11-01-2005, 04:03 PM
Check this woman out.

www.housewithbride.com (http://www.housewithbride.com)

This is a 48 year old woman that owns a jewelry company in New Mexico, but is selling a home she owns in Denver... and a chance of dating her along with it. The value of the home is $600,000.Does she think that will help her sell the house, or will it help her get a date?

She should just auction off her pussy instead.

JimNasium
11-01-2005, 04:05 PM
That's Kevin's wife.

Seek
11-01-2005, 04:06 PM
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/5221745/detail.html?rss=den&psp=news

There's an article with video of her...

the video shows her age.

sedated
11-01-2005, 04:19 PM
she looks like the chick from Growing up Gotti

StcChief
11-01-2005, 04:41 PM
I take it all back after looking at the video.

Pics are definitely glamoured or younger shots.

She looks 48 and then some.

Psyko Tek
11-01-2005, 04:45 PM
yeah the color pics are definately glamour shots

for 600k you yhink she'ld blow ya just for buyin' it

Predarat
11-01-2005, 04:52 PM
id hit it though, if I were 50.

sedated
11-01-2005, 04:53 PM
I could buy some lovin' for a whole lot less than 600K (so I've heard)

Jenny Gump
11-01-2005, 04:53 PM
I'd hit it.

JimNasium
11-01-2005, 04:54 PM
I'd hit it.
I'm surprised you haven't. :p

MOhillbilly
11-01-2005, 04:54 PM
thats funny cause i asked myself 'would jenny hit it'

JimNasium
11-01-2005, 04:55 PM
thats funny cause i asked myself 'would jenny hit it'
WWJH?

stevieray
11-01-2005, 04:57 PM
WWJH?

funny, I thought of you when I saw this thread.

CosmicPal
11-01-2005, 04:57 PM
I know West Washington Park and there's no way that house is worth $600,000.

She's asking quite a bit of money to be your wife.

That makes her a prostitute and a whore. Not sure how this is legal, but I suppose it is.

MOhillbilly
11-01-2005, 04:57 PM
youre on it.

JimNasium
11-01-2005, 04:57 PM
funny, I thought of you when I saw this thread.
Ya think I should place a bid?

stevieray
11-01-2005, 05:29 PM
Ya think I should place a bid?


You can afford Jenny?


:clap:

Rain Man
11-01-2005, 05:33 PM
That's Kevin's wife.


What the - what the heck does she think she's doing? Did she really put this up? She'd better not be including the appliances!

Skip Towne
11-01-2005, 06:03 PM
She'll rope in some sucker, marry him, file for divorce a week later and own half the house again.