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Calcountry
11-02-2005, 03:12 PM
Slip out the back jack....

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-02-2005, 03:16 PM
make a new plan.................. Stan...

angel
11-02-2005, 03:17 PM
get out the key, Lee?

Dunit35
11-02-2005, 03:19 PM
Get out of my life...wife...

Big Chief Homer
11-02-2005, 03:19 PM
hop on a bus.....gus!!!!!

Calcountry
11-02-2005, 03:20 PM
Don't need to discuss much...

Extra Point
11-02-2005, 03:22 PM
Just drop off the key, Lee. Remember, lawyers aren't free.

KCChiefsMan
11-02-2005, 03:24 PM
hit it & quit it

Calcountry
11-02-2005, 03:25 PM
Don't need to be coy Roy....

Biohazard
11-02-2005, 03:27 PM
It was just a bone, now leave me alone!

Saul Good
11-02-2005, 03:29 PM
Hit the bitch with a shovel.

(It's a little known fact that Paul Simon erased that line from his song because he couldn't think of anything that rhymed with shovel."

Fish
11-02-2005, 03:53 PM
Hard chop to the neck.... Beck...

Extra Point
11-02-2005, 03:59 PM
Pop a cap in the bitch, Mitch.
You've hit the seven year itch.
Whack her head with a stud, Bud.
She's done chewin' her cud.

Delano
11-02-2005, 04:06 PM
Find 'em,
Split 'em,
**** 'em,
Forget 'em,

Let the ho go so the next Joe can hit 'em.

Area 51
11-02-2005, 04:07 PM
Don't need to be coy Roy(75).

Biohazard
11-02-2005, 04:18 PM
Bunnytrdr are you shopping for a good way?

Calcountry
11-02-2005, 04:30 PM
Bunnytrdr are you shopping for a good way?Ahh the Hannibal Lectre of the crowd is able to get inside my head.

lmao.

quid pro quo Clarice.

Calcountry
11-02-2005, 04:31 PM
Don't need to be coy Roy(75).and get yourself FREE.

ExtremeChief
11-02-2005, 05:52 PM
Take out the trash, Gash
Feed her at Denny's, Lenny
Lop off her head, Fred
Take the brakes of her bike, Mike
Buy her a pit bull, Big Daddy (oops, that didn't rhyme)

Rain Man
11-02-2005, 05:59 PM
Glue her labia to her leg, Greg
Glue her butt cheeks together, Trevor.
And set yourself free.

4th and Long
11-02-2005, 06:01 PM
Glue her labia to her leg, Greg
Glue her butt cheeks together, Trevor.
And set yourself free.
No, "Glue together her tittys, Smitty."?

Taco John
11-02-2005, 06:04 PM
Just screw her sister, mister

ExtremeChief
11-02-2005, 06:08 PM
Take the brakes of her bike, Mike

It was stolen for pot money anyway.

Iowanian
11-02-2005, 06:12 PM
unconcious from a donkey punch, dickmunch

Calcountry
11-02-2005, 06:14 PM
Take out the trash, Gash
Feed her at Denny's, Lenny
Lop off her head, Fred
Take the brakes of her bike, Mike
Buy her a pit bull, Big Daddy (oops, that didn't rhyme)It would work like this, Buy here a boy toy, Troy.

Iowanian
11-02-2005, 06:15 PM
pickle tracks in her poo, stew.

KChiefsQT
11-02-2005, 06:16 PM
this thread makes me sick, dicksss!!!!!!!!

Calcountry
11-02-2005, 06:17 PM
this thread makes me sick, dicksss!!!!!!!!Hop on the Dil Do JO.

KChiefsQT
11-02-2005, 06:22 PM
Hop on the Dil Do JO.
ROFL

Iowanian
11-02-2005, 06:24 PM
Asleep, sweating, and used across her hot girlfriend's Boobs, Noobs

Rain Man
11-02-2005, 06:26 PM
Bore her to death, Seth
Make yourself fat, Matt

Calcountry
11-02-2005, 06:29 PM
Kill her in the can Dan

Dartgod
11-02-2005, 06:33 PM
Get her off your knob, Bob. :D

Calcountry
11-02-2005, 06:53 PM
And teh ghey one, cut off his Penis Enos.

milkman
11-02-2005, 06:56 PM
Stop pluggin' the ho, Joe.

SLAG
11-02-2005, 06:59 PM
start drinkin Piss chris

Rain Man
11-02-2005, 07:05 PM
Get a restraining order, Porter.

Iowanian
11-02-2005, 07:11 PM
There is always my way....

Til Death do us part, old fart.

ExtremeChief
11-02-2005, 07:33 PM
Cut off his thing, Ving
Snip off his sack, Jack
Give the dick a squeeze, Louise

StcChief
11-02-2005, 09:14 PM
Bang her or leave her

Count Zarth
11-02-2005, 09:16 PM
Stab her in the back, jack.

Saul Good
11-02-2005, 09:19 PM
Lop off her dome, Orinthol.