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Braincase
11-02-2005, 06:25 PM
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Civil Suit Goes To Court: A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man

POSTED: 5:43 pm EST November 2, 2005
UPDATED: 6:21 pm EST November 2, 2005

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WESTMORELAND COUNTY, Pa. -- Gail O'Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover.

On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O'Toole's ex-boyfriend claimed her "outrageous" and "inhumane" acts are worth thousands in damages.

Ken Slaby said he was in love with O'Toole five years ago.

He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off.


So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed.

Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.

But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.

Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.

He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.

When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said, "No, I can't say I have."

At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off.

Slaby underwent treatment from a dermatologist several times afterward.

O'Toole's attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple -- acts that he agreed to -- incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.

But Slaby said O'Toole told him she planned the acts since the break up. According to Slaby, O'Toole came up with script and followed it to the letter because she was angry that he had moved on.

Slaby said his injuries included severe burning on parts of his body, impingement of normal bodily functions and discoloration of his hair.

The 10 men and two women on the jury can award Slaby $30,000 or more.

Their decision is expected late on Thursday.

Rain Man
11-02-2005, 06:27 PM
Sounds like a sticky situation.

SLAG
11-02-2005, 06:27 PM
Sounds like a sticky situation.

Very Punny

KChiefsQT
11-02-2005, 06:27 PM
hahhaha ouuuuch. 30,000K... I would up that anti a bit.

Valiant
11-02-2005, 06:31 PM
hahhaha ouuuuch. 30,000K... I would up that anti a bit.


it 30k or more...

Braincase
11-02-2005, 06:35 PM
Her real name can't be O'Toole.... ROFL

KChiefsQT
11-02-2005, 06:39 PM
it 30k or more...

If I had frank n beans and they got glued to parts of my body only later to be RIPPED off... i would make sure that that number was more like 250,000 or more.

Rain Man
11-02-2005, 06:45 PM
Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.



I must admit that I'm pondering how she could have done all of this while he was asleep. It's difficult to access all of those body parts simultaneously, and I would think that a person would wake up if someone was handling all of that stuff.


At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off.



So he gets to have nurses working on his genitals, and he gets paid, too? Pass the Elmer's, please.

milkman
11-02-2005, 06:48 PM
I'm guessing with your butt cheeks glued together, if you got into an accident, your underwear would remain clean.

KChiefsQT
11-02-2005, 06:49 PM
I'm guessing with your butt cheeks glued together, if you got into an accident, your underwear would remain clean.
:Lin:

nychief
11-02-2005, 06:53 PM
****ing women

ExtremeChief
11-02-2005, 06:56 PM
that's just nuts.

CosmicPal
11-02-2005, 06:57 PM
He should've glued her breasts together

4th and Long
11-02-2005, 07:00 PM
I must admit that I'm pondering how she could have done all of this while he was asleep. It's difficult to access all of those body parts simultaneously, and I would think that a person would wake up if someone was handling all of that stuff.
St. Louis doesn't make that much beer.

KcMizzou
11-02-2005, 07:05 PM
He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off.

Nah... that would've been even worse.

Rain Man
11-02-2005, 07:13 PM
He should've glued her breasts together

Why should he reward her with great cleavage?

alanm
11-02-2005, 07:20 PM
My question is what kind of "Routine sexual activity" involves super glue? :hmmm:

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
11-02-2005, 07:22 PM
When I was in college I was at a party where a guy passed out and some people glued his ass cheeks together.

Pretty damn funny, although I would be killing someone if that happened to me!

Iowanian
11-02-2005, 07:23 PM
He shouldn't have gotten any money.

The Judge should have granted his iowani-request to use a nailgun, to attach her cooter cape to her tail bone.

milkman
11-02-2005, 07:23 PM
My question is what kind of "Routine sexual activity" involves super glue? :hmmm:

Kinda adds a whole new meaning to that old Lional Ritchie song "Stuck On You"

Braincase
11-02-2005, 08:46 PM
I told my wife about the $30,000.00. She said it might be worth it.

StcChief
11-02-2005, 08:49 PM
He had to be very drunk

jettio
11-02-2005, 09:06 PM
This kind of thing would not happen if the glue manufacturer's did not advertise on Lifetime.

This lawsuit needs a deep pocket defendant, plead 'em in.