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Marco Polo
11-03-2005, 03:58 PM
I'm the guy that was heartbroke last month. Well, I'm still single and I got a promotion for my job in KC so I'll making the move from Iowa to KC. Ironically, my office is less than a mile from where my ex-gf lives.

Anyway, I got an amazing promotion and I start the Monday after Thanksgiving weekend!

Don't know too many people in KC (my ex took all of my acquaintences that I had when she moved down here first). Not that this is friendmaker or anything, but if anyone wants to grab a beer with a 25-year-old young professional who loves sports, I'm definitely out to meet new people and actually meet fellow Chiefs fans (no one is a Chiefs fan here in the Quad Cities)!

It's amazing because I was down with my girl then I pulled the upset by getting the highest profile promotion that I was eligible for. How's that for KARMA!

:thumb:

Pants
11-03-2005, 04:01 PM
Congrats, but bragging = bad karma. :)

Simplex3
11-03-2005, 04:02 PM
Congrats.

I'm married with two kids, so I have no social life anymore unless it involves people with the same last name or people under 3ft tall. Otherwise I'd grab a beer with you. :deevee:

Bowser
11-03-2005, 04:03 PM
Congrats! Always nice to have a new chapter in life about to begin.

And it's spelled W-E-S-T-P-O-R-T. Just follow the smell of horny chicks.

Saggysack
11-03-2005, 04:04 PM
Congrats.

I'm married with two kids, so I have no social life anymore unless it involves people with the same last name or people under 3ft tall. Otherwise I'd grab a beer with you. :deevee:


Whooped like a MF'er, huh?

ChiefsFire
11-03-2005, 04:04 PM
welcome to the real world...be sure and buy a nice new car and drive by her place a couple times a day

on and by the way,dont think there are too many beer drinkers around here,I hear white russians are very popular

Saggysack
11-03-2005, 04:06 PM
Hey Simplex, your wife just called. She wants you to take out the trash.

Marco Polo
11-03-2005, 04:10 PM
Ha, not trying to brag. Actually just trying to meet new people?

Saggysack
11-03-2005, 04:14 PM
Ha, not trying to brag. Actually just trying to meet new people?

Are you buying the beer?

Simplex3
11-03-2005, 04:18 PM
Hey Simplex, your wife just called. She wants you to take out the trash.
ROFL

Trash day is tomorrow... :cuss:

tk13
11-03-2005, 04:22 PM
Congrats.

I'm married with two kids, so I have no social life anymore unless it involves people with the same last name or people under 3ft tall. Otherwise I'd grab a beer with you. :deevee:
Who knew he was into midgets...

Simplex3
11-03-2005, 04:29 PM
Who knew he was into midgets...
Name a red-blooded American that isn't.

Mecca
11-03-2005, 04:36 PM
Who knew he was into midgets...

He owns all of the work Bridget the Midget has put out on DVD.

Simplex3
11-03-2005, 04:38 PM
He owns all of the work Bridget the Midget has put out on DVD.
I'm not even going to Google that and see if you're making it up. :shake:

Mecca
11-03-2005, 04:40 PM
I'm not even going to Google that and see if you're making it up. :shake:

I'll be frank with you, I'm not making it up. There is a pornstar by the name of Bridget the Midget.

Marco Polo
11-03-2005, 04:41 PM
Man where is this headed...

Mecca
11-03-2005, 04:42 PM
Man where is this headed...

Oh cmon, you know you're interested in midget pornstars like everyone else. Don't try to act like you're not.

morphius
11-03-2005, 04:43 PM
Congrats!!!

Simplex3
11-03-2005, 04:43 PM
Man where is this headed...

Donger
11-03-2005, 04:43 PM
Perhaps it's just me, but I simply can never remember what the difference is between dwarves and midgets.

Simplex3
11-03-2005, 04:44 PM
Perhaps it's just me, but I simply can never remember what the difference is between dwarves and midgets.
Midgets do porn, dwarves do fairly tales? :shrug:

StcChief
11-03-2005, 04:45 PM
Congrats.

Don't brag too much women are attracted to men going places with money.

Phobia
11-03-2005, 04:49 PM
Congrats man. I'm old. I'm an idiot. But I like beer and making new acquaintances. Drop me a PM when you get into town. First round is on me.

mike_b_284
11-03-2005, 04:57 PM
We can kick it, by the way that smell in westport is herpes and yeast infections. That is where the white russian drinkers hang out. Come to Waldo drinks are cheaper and there are less guys who think it is cool to wear pink shirts

Marco Polo
11-03-2005, 07:10 PM
LOL sounds good

cookster50
11-03-2005, 07:33 PM
Congrats man. I'm old. I'm an idiot. But I like beer and making new acquaintances. Drop me a PM when you get into town. First round is on me.
Yeah, meet Phobia. When he tells you about the "bar" he wants to meet you at, he means "dark alley." And when he tells you about the fun you'll have, he means "I'll smack you on the butt when I'm done having my way with you."

Phobia
11-03-2005, 08:05 PM
Yeah, meet Phobia. When he tells you about the "bar" he wants to meet you at, he means "dark alley." And when he tells you about the fun you'll have, he means "I'll smack you on the butt when I'm done having my way with you."

I'm a little surprised you remembered. I didn't actually think you were into it all that much.

morphius
11-03-2005, 08:13 PM
Just on this trip leave behind the two fransican monks, I'm sure they will want to turn back early out of fear of something new and different, and you could use the extra space to pack your own stuff.

elvomito
11-03-2005, 08:16 PM
promotions are nice. although i just told your ex girlfriend and she thinks you advanced in life merely to stalk her. what an airhead

Dayze
11-03-2005, 08:33 PM
Congrats; just be sure to follow the snail trails in Westport.

....bring your raincoat, however.

cookster50
11-04-2005, 04:07 AM
I'm a little surprised you remembered. I didn't actually think you were into it all that much.

I was trying to hide my real feelings so it wouldn't scare you away too soon, baby.

Chief Henry
11-04-2005, 09:10 AM
Congrats; just be sure to follow the snail trails in Westport.

....bring your raincoat, however.


Since I've never been to Westport, what does "snail trails" mean?
I"m almost afraid to ask this...


By the way. This thread has made me laugh out loud. Simplex,
you've been the brunt of some funny jokes but like a good sport you went right along with them. Thats great.

Marco Polo, good luck on your move and promotion. Garth Brooks had a song called "Unanswered Prayers"... Have fun in KC. I hear they have some _____ little women there.