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Count Alex's Wins
11-03-2005, 11:52 PM
Seriously, WTF is going on here?

Is this from the "Lego Bible Playset?"

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/8245/ex3206a4cp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

beer bacon
11-04-2005, 12:18 AM
There is a website that has a bunch of chapters from the OT narrated Lego style. That picture isn't nearly the craziest. You should see of the pictures depicting battles and genocides.

Count Alex's Wins
11-04-2005, 12:24 AM
There is a website that has a bunch of chapters from the OT narrated Lego style. That picture isn't nearly the craziest. You should see of the pictures depicting battles and genocides.

link me up

beer bacon
11-04-2005, 12:30 AM
http://www.thebricktestament.com/

Simplex3
11-04-2005, 12:46 AM
That site makes about as much sense as the furniture porn site.

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

Pitt Gorilla
11-04-2005, 12:57 AM
That site makes about as much sense as the furniture porn site.

http://www.furnitureporn.com/That was quite amusing. The outdoor section was a hoot.

tk13
11-04-2005, 01:01 AM
That site makes about as much sense as the furniture porn site.

http://www.furnitureporn.com/
ROFL ROFL Wow...

Taco John
11-04-2005, 01:04 AM
Joshua 5:2
At this time Yahweh told Joshua, 'Make flint knives and circumcise the Israelites a second time.'


http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/second_circumcision/jos05_02.jpg

Taco John
11-04-2005, 01:05 AM
Joshua 5:3
So Joshua made flint knives and circumcised the Israelites on the Hill of the Foreskins.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/second_circumcision/jos05_03.jpg

Taco John
11-04-2005, 01:05 AM
Joshua 5:4
The reason why Joshua circumcised them was this: all the males old enough to bear arms who had come out of Egypt had died in the wilderness.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/second_circumcision/jos05_04.jpg

beer bacon
11-04-2005, 01:06 AM
Joshua 5:3
So Joshua made flint knives and circumcised the Israelites on the Hill of the Foreskins.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/second_circumcision/jos05_03.jpg

The fellow with the gray hair looks like he is about to bolt.

Taco John
11-04-2005, 01:06 AM
Joshua 5:5
All the people who came out of Egypt had been circumsized, but none of those born during the journey in the wilderness had been circumcized.


http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/second_circumcision/jos05_05.jpg

Rausch
11-04-2005, 01:07 AM
Joshua 5:2
At this time Yahweh told Joshua, 'Make flint knives and circumcise the Israelites a second time.'


http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/second_circumcision/jos05_02.jpg

Leading to this disturbing little pic...

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/second_circumcision/jos05_03.html

Taco John
11-04-2005, 01:07 AM
Joshua 5:8
When the whole nation had been circumcised, they stayed there in the camp until they had healed.


http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/second_circumcision/jos05_08.jpg

elvomito
11-04-2005, 01:07 AM
hilarious
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/homosexuality/lv18_22.jpg
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/homosexuality/lv18_22.html

elvomito
11-04-2005, 01:09 AM
wonder what translation they got this from
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/proof_of_virginity/dt22_13-14.jpg

elvomito
11-04-2005, 01:13 AM
Darnit!!!!!!!!!

Leviticus 18:17
'Do not have sex with a woman and her daughter.'
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/incest/lv18_17.jpg

Taco John
11-04-2005, 01:17 AM
http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/massacre_of_the_anakim/jos11_21a.jpg

Joshua 11:21
Joshua then went and wiped out the Anakim from hill country--from Hebron...


http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/massacre_of_the_anakim/jos11_21b.jpg

Joshua 11:21
...from Debir and Anab...


http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/massacre_of_the_anakim/jos11_21c.jpg

Joshua 11:21
...from all the hill country of Judah...


http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/massacre_of_the_anakim/jos11_21d.jpg

Joshua 11:21
...and all the hill country of Israel.


http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/massacre_of_the_anakim/jos11_21e.jpg

Joshua 11:21
Joshua utterly destroyed them and their towns.



http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/massacre_of_the_anakim/jos11_22.jpg

Joshua 11:21
No Anakites were left in Israelite territory.

Count Alex's Wins
11-04-2005, 01:36 AM
Best site EVAR

Count Alex's Wins
11-04-2005, 01:41 AM
No wonder Eve was a bitch. She was flat as hell. You'd think God could spring for a nice set of C's.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/garden_of_eden/gn02_22b.jpg

Count Alex's Wins
11-04-2005, 01:49 AM
Does anyone else find it amusing that Taco John went right to the passages about circumcision? ROFL

Spicy McHaggis
11-04-2005, 01:58 AM
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_wilderness/god_kills_24000_israelites/nm25_01.jpg

Legorgy

luv
11-04-2005, 02:14 AM
Y'all must be more bored than I am.

Ultra Peanut
11-04-2005, 02:31 AM
Legos: serious business!

Rausch
11-04-2005, 02:39 AM
Does anyone else find it amusing that Taco John went right to the passages about circumcision? ROFL

So did I.

He's married and I've been with the same gal for 8 years.

You make the call...

Rausch
11-04-2005, 02:43 AM
Darnit!!!!!!!!!

Leviticus 18:17
'Do not have sex with a woman and her daughter.'
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/incest/lv18_17.jpg

Morality schmorality.

I flop a pair like that I'm going all in...

luv
11-04-2005, 02:45 AM
Morality schmorality.

I flop a pair like that I'm going all in...
What if...

a. The mother ends up being your MIL?
b. The daughter ends up being your step-daughter?

EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Rausch
11-04-2005, 02:47 AM
What if...

a. The mother ends up being your MIL?
b. The daughter ends up being your step-daughter?

EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Odd you say that.

I once hit on my Dad's girlfriend's mother.

If that had developed I could have become my own grandpa'...

luv
11-04-2005, 02:49 AM
Odd you say that.

I once hit on my Dad's girlfriend's mother.

If that had developed I could have become my own grandpa'...
Was she rich? It could have been worth it, grampy.

Rausch
11-04-2005, 02:51 AM
Was she rich? It could have been worth it, grampy.

I checked out her rack and her back porch, not her purse...

onescrewleftuntwisted
11-04-2005, 03:22 AM
I checked out her rack and her back porch, not her purse...



oh you said purse,

gonna have to read more carefully

Dave Lane
11-04-2005, 04:45 AM
Y'all must be more bored than I am.

Aren't you the one that posted about having to call to cancel a credit card? Theres some earth shaking news... :rolleyes:

Dave

Psyko Tek
11-04-2005, 09:11 AM
pulled this off the FAQ


. Is he really a reverend?

Most ministers, priests, or other religious clerics would not actually use "The Reverend" before their own names, for to do so would be presumptuous and rather vain. The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith is not an ordained member of any earthly church, and is widely regarded as being both highly presumptuous and extremely vain.

Saulbadguy
11-04-2005, 09:14 AM
ROFL

Brock
11-04-2005, 09:38 AM
Good Lord, the violence!

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_gospels/the_crucifixion/mk15_24.jpg