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ROYC75
11-04-2005, 11:24 AM
Only 3 wishes, What do you wish for ?

Rain Man
11-04-2005, 11:25 AM
Before I answer, please confirm that you're not a genie.

Biohazard
11-04-2005, 11:26 AM
A new battery for my watch, by the way what time is it?

mike_b_284
11-04-2005, 11:29 AM
1) Brooke Burke 7 years younger (without the kids)
2) Bill Gate's net worth in gold bullion
3) Immunity for all road rage related charges

Dunit35
11-04-2005, 11:32 AM
1. Bill Gates money
2. Natalie Portman
3. To be as cool as Tedy Bruschi

Dartgod
11-04-2005, 11:35 AM
I know you all are waiting for someone else to use one of their wishes for this, so here goes...

1. Chiefs win the Superbowl
2. Be financially comfortable for life

and last but not least...

3. World Peace

luv
11-04-2005, 11:35 AM
Why does everyone want Bill Gates' money? Wouldn't you want your own?

Biohazard
11-04-2005, 11:36 AM
2. Natalie Portman


Shaved or unshaved that is the question!

KChiefsQT
11-04-2005, 11:37 AM
Why does everyone want Bill Gates' money? Wouldn't you want your own?

ever seen forbes list??? If you get Gates money... it becomes ur own!!!

Dunit35
11-04-2005, 11:37 AM
Shaved or unshaved that is the question!

unshaved is the expression.

sedated
11-04-2005, 11:38 AM
1. Chiefs win next 4 superbowls
2. Jayhawks win next 9 championships
3. Eric Warfield's money

Rain Man
11-04-2005, 11:39 AM
2) Bill Gate's net worth in gold bullion


As long as you're wishing, why not take his gross worth?

jspchief
11-04-2005, 11:43 AM
Screw Bill Gates. I'll just take the ability to accurately predict lottery numbers.

2. Total happiness within my family
3. Eternal youth

Wile_E_Coyote
11-04-2005, 11:47 AM
money
health
more wishes

Rain Man
11-04-2005, 11:49 AM
Screw Bill Gates. I'll just take the ability to accurately predict lottery numbers.

2. Total happiness within my family
3. Eternal youth


You might regret that last one when the sun explodes.

Uatu
11-04-2005, 11:49 AM
1. Turn me into a 22 year old shutdown corner that plays for the Chiefs.

2. Chiefs win super bowl.

3. (I'll give my 3rd wish to charity or something.)

JBucc
11-04-2005, 11:51 AM
1.all the cash money I wanted
2.free porn

Biohazard
11-04-2005, 11:52 AM
Hey I found a new battery for my watch under some papers! Roy really is a Genie! Thanks, now I need to come up with two more.

Rain Man
11-04-2005, 11:52 AM
1. None of my wishes would have outcomes that I don't like.
2. Unlimited wishes.
3. A friendly, responsive household servant staff.

JBucc
11-04-2005, 11:53 AM
1.all the cash money I wanted
2.I could get any woman I wanted
3.no matter what I did on Earth I would go to heaven when I die :fire:

Rain Man
11-04-2005, 11:54 AM
Hey I found a new battery for my watch under some papers! Roy really is a Genie! Thanks, now I need to come up with two more.

Your next two wishes are granted. Thanks for playing.

http://www.maxiaids.com/ProdImages/lg/1616627.jpg

Barret
11-04-2005, 11:55 AM
1: Supreme Intelligence to assist in me taking over the world.

2: Enough money to jump start that world domination thing.

3: An Iron Clad Pre-nup that Natalie Portman with hair couldnt take all my money and power.

HA HA!!! thinking ahead on that whole "divorce me and take half" stuff

Saulbadguy
11-04-2005, 11:55 AM
1. Omniscience

After that, nothing else is really needed.

jspchief
11-04-2005, 11:58 AM
3: An Iron Clad Pre-nup that Natalie Portman with hair couldnt take all my money and power.

ROFL

Amnorix
11-04-2005, 12:04 PM
Although I could play around with various concepts, I think it will go with:

1. To be able to obtain all of the health benefits of 8 hours of sleep by resting with my eyes closed for just 10 minutes (basically, increasing my life by 1/3rd without just being old for a longer period of time).

2. To have the ability to read and control the minds of others (i.e. Professor X)

3. To have $1 billion in liquid assets legally in my name.

Skip Towne
11-04-2005, 12:06 PM
Will these wishes be granted immediately or are we just placing orders?

Amnorix
11-04-2005, 12:08 PM
1. Omniscience

After that, nothing else is really needed.

True, dat.

luv
11-04-2005, 12:10 PM
I'd wish for things that I don't believe could be achieved otherwise. So, you guys don't think the Chiefs could ever win the Superbowl without you wishing for it?

ROYC75
11-04-2005, 12:19 PM
1. Omniscience

After that, nothing else is really needed.

Shit, you have quality of knowledge here on ChiefsPlanet now . ROFL

Biohazard
11-04-2005, 12:52 PM
Your next two wishes are granted. Thanks for playing.

http://www.maxiaids.com/ProdImages/lg/1616627.jpg

Damn, guess the wish for a full head of hair is out now? :banghead:

tyton75
11-04-2005, 01:03 PM
omnipotent

Lipschitz
11-04-2005, 01:30 PM
I have quite a few friends that either have medical problems or one, or more, of their family members have medical problems. My first wish would be for all of my friends and their families be medically sound.

My second wish would be that my extended family be financially sound for the rest of their lives.

My third wish would be that all men/women on earth would have the opportunities that I've had and be blessed in the same manner that I've been blessed.

mike_b_284
11-04-2005, 01:52 PM
As long as you're wishing, why not take his gross worth?

taxes

Lipschitz
11-04-2005, 01:53 PM
Can I have a fourth?

I wish Saulbadguy could grow up.

mike_b_284
11-04-2005, 01:58 PM
I changed my third wish. The Professor reminded me. I want Wolverine's skeleton, claws, and healing powers with nightcrawlers teleporting ability. Then I think I could get away with all the road rage I want.

HemiEd
11-04-2005, 02:07 PM
1) Broncos find it is a bad idea to cheat with cooking spray in 97 play off game.
2) Lin Elliott makes two more field goals in 1995 play off game
3) Marty goes for it on 4th and goal from the 2 against the Bears, 1993.

Lipschitz
11-04-2005, 02:16 PM
1) Broncos find it is a bad idea to cheat with cooking spray in 97 play off game.
2) Lin Elliott makes two more field goals in 1995 play off game
3) Marty goes for it on 4th and goal from the 2 against the Bears, 1993.

Naw, Broncos would have used vasoline instead.

Lin Elliot would have kicked off backwards...twice

Marty would have called a pass play and it would have been intercepted.

Saulbadguy
11-04-2005, 02:19 PM
Can I have a fourth?

I wish Saulbadguy could grow up.
ROFL

Lipschitz
11-04-2005, 02:24 PM
ROFL
The world already knows that it is impossible, why propagate it?

HemiEd
11-04-2005, 02:25 PM
Naw, Broncos would have used vasoline instead.

Lin Elliot would have kicked off backwards...twice

Marty would have called a pass play and it would have been intercepted.


Talk about pissing in someone's Wheaties! :deevee:

Saulbadguy
11-04-2005, 02:28 PM
The world already knows that it is impossible, why propagate it?
Just to annoy you. :)

Lipschitz
11-04-2005, 02:32 PM
Talk about pissing in someone's Wheaties! :deevee:

It wasn't actually piss, it was a white whine!!!

HemiEd
11-04-2005, 02:36 PM
It wasn't actually piss, it was a white whine!!!

Is that punn intended?