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Wile_E_Coyote
11-04-2005, 12:29 PM
let's see..
Roaf in car accident
LJ wants traded
DV is senile
Priest is done
Green has gone AOL
Allen is hung like a moose
Shields grew a mustache

Dunit35
11-04-2005, 12:29 PM
The Chiefs secondary is improving.

Biohazard
11-04-2005, 12:30 PM
Green went America Online?



Chiefs are going to lose this Sunday.

sedated
11-04-2005, 12:30 PM
LJ beats women and has a coke problem.

ChiefsCountry
11-04-2005, 12:31 PM
Herman Edwards next head coach

Rain Man
11-04-2005, 12:31 PM
Yeah, Green is paying too much for internet access.

Wile_E_Coyote
11-04-2005, 12:32 PM
Sims has a deepfried twinkie habit

Rain Man
11-04-2005, 12:32 PM
Out tight end coach gets strip-searched every time he enters the stadium now.

MOhillbilly
11-04-2005, 12:33 PM
Jesus will start at QB.

Dunit35
11-04-2005, 12:33 PM
Kris Wilson is our secret weapon.

KChiefsQT
11-04-2005, 12:33 PM
Sources say.... Tony G. has come out of the closet... will be aired tonight on Sportscenter. I think I'm going to cry. :banghead:

jspchief
11-04-2005, 12:33 PM
Kris Wilson will be a match-up nightmare for opposing defensive coordinators.

Count Alex's Losses
11-04-2005, 12:34 PM
Someone is f*cking Willie Roaf's wife.

HemiEd
11-04-2005, 12:34 PM
Scanlon is going to play Left Tackle.

KChiefsQT
11-04-2005, 12:35 PM
Someone is f*cking Willie Roaf's wife.

BREAKING NEWS: Roaf is going to prison, he snapped some punks neck in half.

sedated
11-04-2005, 12:35 PM
Green went America Online? He has lost it!

First Kurt Warner, now Time Warner.

Rain Man
11-04-2005, 12:35 PM
Boomer uses a ghost writer for his diary.

Dunit35
11-04-2005, 12:36 PM
Jessica Alba has a top secret home video that can be bought for $39.99 at your local Toys R Us.

luv
11-04-2005, 12:37 PM
A Chief got me pregnant, but I can't remember which one.

Dunit35
11-04-2005, 12:38 PM
A Chief got me pregnant, but I can't remember which one.

It was probably JR.

KChiefsQT
11-04-2005, 12:38 PM
A Chief got me pregnant, but I can't remember which one.

:p You nasty girl. I told u next time you are involved in a Chiefs gang-bang invite me!!!!!!!!! Sheeesh ur such a Cock-blocker.

plbrdude
11-04-2005, 12:39 PM
lawrence tynes, new ibf light-heavyweight champion

acasas4
11-04-2005, 12:39 PM
Someone is f*cking Willie Roaf's wife.
ROFL

Wile_E_Coyote
11-04-2005, 12:40 PM
A Chief got me pregnant, but I can't remember which one.

Mrs. Roaf?

Rain Man
11-04-2005, 12:41 PM
A Chief got me pregnant, but I can't remember which one.

We know it wasn't Lin Elliott, because you would've just had a mess on your left leg instead.


(I apologize in advance for creating that mental image.)

luv
11-04-2005, 12:41 PM
Mrs. Roaf?
No. I don't think she could get me pregnant. :p

Anyong Bluth
11-04-2005, 01:04 PM
Warfield still hosts giant parties at his place and the cops stopped by and told him to keep it on the downlow b/c they didn't want to have to bust him but they would if it meant their ass.

Too bad he freaked and they poured a bunch of highpriced booze down the drain b/c the were afraid of getting busted when they showed up to his house on noise complaints.

CoMoChief
11-04-2005, 01:06 PM
Someone is f*cking Willie Roaf's wife.


Roaf hates Joe Horn because I guess while playing in New Orleans Roaf found out that Horn was messing around with Roaf's wife, so that rumor is actually true in some form of fasion.

Anyong Bluth
11-04-2005, 01:19 PM
uhh- she had Horn's kid... hence the rockbottom price they moved Willie for - they knew how sensitive a subject it was and felt Horn was up and coming and Willie was in his Twilight. F-- Joe Horn. I don't pass moral judgement here, but diddling in another man's wife is a huge Karma no-no

hawkchief
11-04-2005, 01:23 PM
The head coach is screwing several women in his neighborhood.

(Oh wait, that's the baseball coach. Sorry)!

acasas4
11-04-2005, 01:29 PM
Dexter Mcleon is DV's illegitimate son.

luv
11-04-2005, 01:30 PM
Dexter Mcleon is DV's illegitimate son.
That would explain a lot.

Anyong Bluth
11-04-2005, 01:32 PM
it would also explain the lack of athletic ability..


ohh wait, does that make me a racist like the Navy coach... shit

Tribal Warfare
11-04-2005, 01:41 PM
Jesus will start at QB.

Wow, I didn't know KC traded for Micheal Vick.