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Halfcan
11-04-2005, 08:55 PM
All the talk about Redrum69, friends and foes, got me thinking we should have an old fashioned brawl before the game on Sunday.

This would be your chance to smack the shit out of people that have pissed you off on here. So noone gets hurt we could use those giant boxing gloves or those Sumo outfits.

Match 1

Halfcan VS. FerrySpider

Redrum69 would be next!

Who would you like to thump??

tk13
11-04-2005, 09:00 PM
I'll take on anyone from the board. I'll be waiting for you all at B5 before the game, ask for Dartgod.

nychief
11-04-2005, 09:00 PM
my own.

Biohazard
11-04-2005, 09:00 PM
This thread looks familiar, oh and lipsticks is push some of them buttons.

Halfcan
11-04-2005, 09:03 PM
dipsticks would cry too much

Biohazard
11-04-2005, 09:07 PM
dipsticks would cry too much
You are more than likely correct, expecially after I turn onescrewleftuntwisted loose on him! :fire:

Lipschitz
11-04-2005, 09:09 PM
I don't know if I'm amazed or amused. B5 - Watch for me, I'll be wearing Red.

Halfcan
11-04-2005, 09:10 PM
Cool Match 3

Dipshitz VS OneScrew..ect

Who is next.

How about Luv2rite Vs. Chiefs4me

greg63
11-04-2005, 09:30 PM
Skip and all who dare. :D

Skip Towne
11-04-2005, 09:34 PM
Skip and all who dare. :D
I have to be careful who I fight. My hands are registered weapons. My real name is Raymond Leonard. You may have heard of me.

Halfcan
11-04-2005, 09:42 PM
I think your boy could whip him greg. That kid is huge-new pic I guess.

greg63
11-04-2005, 09:42 PM
I have to be careful who I fight. My hands are registered weapons. My real name is Raymond Leonard. You may have heard of me.
ROFL
AAAAHHH, it all makes since now.

HolmeZz
11-04-2005, 09:43 PM
GoChiefs.

greg63
11-04-2005, 09:45 PM
I think your boy could whip him greg. That kid is huge-new pic I guess.

Yea, the last pic was his eighth grade season last year. He's put on a little size, we've had to pad lock the fridge.

xfactor
11-04-2005, 09:51 PM
RedXtreme,FDE and WeirdWolf and throw in a Phobia for always giving me a hard time. ROFL :spank:

Halfcan
11-04-2005, 10:00 PM
I thought those guys were your friends X.

Saulbadguy
11-04-2005, 10:00 PM
Rain Man. Definately Rain Man.

greg63
11-04-2005, 10:02 PM
RedXtreme,FDE and WeirdWolf and throw in a Phobia for always giving me a hard time. ROFL :spank:
ROFL
I'd pay money to see that one. Hey, there's your next fund raising idea!! :D

4th and Long
11-04-2005, 10:07 PM
ROFL
I'd pay money to see that one. Hey, there's your next fund raising idea!! :D
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2657175&postcount=12 :D

greg63
11-04-2005, 10:16 PM
I knew I had gotten that idea from somewhere. :)

xfactor
11-04-2005, 10:24 PM
Brotherly Love, I love these guys to death but nothing like getting your butt wooped by the one wearing spandex. ROFL


I thought those guys were your friends X.

xfactor
11-04-2005, 10:25 PM
Great idea, maybe a mud wrestling event. :hmmm: ROFL


ROFL
I'd pay money to see that one. Hey, there's your next fund raising idea!! :D

greg63
11-04-2005, 10:27 PM
Great idea, maybe a mud wrestling event. :hmmm: ROFL

Yup, but I really canít take credit for the idea. Check out 4th and Long's post. ;)

xfactor
11-04-2005, 10:30 PM
Yup, but I really canít take credit for the idea. Check out 4th and Long's post. ;)
I bet we could raise more!

4th and Long
11-04-2005, 10:30 PM
Yup, but I really canít take credit for the idea. Check out 4th and Long's post. ;)
I disagree. Mud wrestling could be better if chicks were involved. I know I'd pay to see that before I'd drop the cash to watch Iowinian go toe to toe with some dude in the parking lot at Arrowhead.

SNR
11-04-2005, 10:36 PM
Tk13. Then I would take his post count, rep, and become snr13

BigRedChief
11-04-2005, 10:41 PM
RedXtreme,FDE and WeirdWolf and throw in a Phobia for always giving me a hard time. ROFL :spank:

Didn't DA say that he could take the Superfans without a problem?

Skip Towne
11-04-2005, 10:47 PM
Tk13. Then I would take his post count, rep, and become snr13
You probably won't believe this but I have long thought of beating him senseless, raping his women and eating his children. And becoming Skip Towne 13.

greg63
11-04-2005, 10:49 PM
I disagree. Mud wrestling could be better if chicks were involved. I know I'd pay to see that before I'd drop the cash to watch Iowinian go toe to toe with some dude in the parking lot at Arrowhead.

:hmmm:ROFLROFL

greg63
11-04-2005, 10:52 PM
You probably won't believe this but I have long thought of beating him senseless, raping his women and eating his children. And becoming Skip Towne 13.

Ya forgot about biting huge chunks out of his ears. :D

greg63
11-04-2005, 10:53 PM
I bet we could raise more!

Go for it!!:hmmm:

xfactor
11-04-2005, 11:04 PM
Didn't DA say that he could take the Superfans without a problem?

The nerve of that DA, it's on now, hopefully he does bring his microphone.

ENDelt260
11-04-2005, 11:13 PM
I'm always surprised more people don't want to kick my ass. I guess I'm more of an asshole in my head than I actually am. Every time I meet someone I thought I've been a dick to on the board they always tell me they don't remember having a disagreement with me. I guess that's a product of having 50K+ posts... the ones where I tell someone I assraped their mother get lost amongst the "I'm a drunk that doesn't know what's happening around me" posts.

Halfcan
11-04-2005, 11:21 PM
No Endnelt your not a bigger asshole in your head. I am sure there are a few on here that would like to smash you with a big boxing glove.

I forgot about Iowian-yep make him match three for me- Get on the Sumo suit Iowian we have an old score to settle-lol

Lurch
11-04-2005, 11:41 PM
No Endnelt your not a bigger asshole in your head. I am sure there are a few on here that would like to smash you with a big boxing glove.

I forgot about Iowian-yep make him match three for me- Get on the Sumo suit Iowian we have an old score to settle-lol

Iowanian? He doesn't fight girls.

luv
11-05-2005, 01:08 AM
You. Oh wait. You said thump, not hump. My bad. Never mind.


ROFL

KChiefsQT
11-05-2005, 01:26 AM
You. Oh wait. You said thump, not hump. My bad. Never mind.


ROFL

Girl!! U wanna hump halfcan?? Why sink that low when u've been getting it on with the un-named chief??? :p

Rausch
11-05-2005, 01:41 AM
Tk13. Then I would take his post count, rep, and become snr13

Then I'd rat on you and get both your post counts...

luv
11-05-2005, 01:47 AM
Girl!! U wanna hump halfcan?? Why sink that low when u've been getting it on with the un-named chief??? :p
Oh yeah. Forgot about him!

onescrewleftuntwisted
11-05-2005, 01:56 AM
You are more than likely correct, expecially after I turn onescrewleftuntwisted loose on him! :fire:


he must think he controls the collar or something

Count Alex's Losses
11-05-2005, 04:26 AM
GoChiefs.

You couldn't kick my ass.

Count Alex's Losses
11-05-2005, 04:26 AM
Rain Man. Definately Rain Man.

Rain Man is a smug prick. He thinks he's above us all with his polls and shit. Bastard.

onescrewleftuntwisted
11-05-2005, 04:43 AM
You couldn't kick my ass.



i'm sure nobody could

why would they wanna

HolmeZz
11-05-2005, 08:04 AM
You couldn't kick my ass.

I'd give you a wedgie. Then I'd get on your back and ride you like a pony.

Bowser
11-05-2005, 08:22 AM
I'll wait for the mudpit submission only match with the ladies of ChiefsPlanet.

KC Jones
11-05-2005, 08:23 AM
I'm not much of a gambler, so if any of the people that have pissed me off in the past would just let me know if they are over 50, overweight, short, and incredibly out of shape then I'd be happy to take them on.

:D

Count Alex's Losses
11-05-2005, 08:23 AM
I'd give you a wedgie. Then I'd get on your back and ride you like a pony.

You wouldn't get a chance, bitch. I have mad kung-fu sit-on-you skills.

Bowser
11-05-2005, 08:29 AM
Or we could just run a train on HBBoltGirl.


Oh no you dint.....

4th and Long
11-05-2005, 08:36 AM
Or we could just run a train on HBBoltGirl.


Oh no you dint.....
You may want to strap one of these to your ass before you try that.

http://www.dols.us/bigjohnson/images/engineers.jpg

HolmeZz
11-05-2005, 08:43 AM
You wouldn't get a chance, bitch. I have mad kung-fu sit-on-you skills.

GIDDY UP, MOTHER****ER.

Biohazard
11-05-2005, 09:58 AM
he must think he controls the collar or something
I thought maybe you would like to join in on the fun, but after thinking about it, you would be pretty damn humiliated after I told everyone how you just grabbed his ass, and whispered sweet nothings in his ear, I had forgot that you are a sally. :shake:

ChiefsFire
11-05-2005, 10:39 AM
id take on QT one on one in a babypool full of brown gravy...no holds barred


CHALLLENGE!!

Raiderhader
11-05-2005, 10:54 AM
I'm always surprised more people don't want to kick my ass. I guess I'm more of an asshole in my head than I actually am. Every time I meet someone I thought I've been a dick to on the board they always tell me they don't remember having a disagreement with me. I guess that's a product of having 50K+ posts... the ones where I tell someone I assraped their mother get lost amongst the "I'm a drunk that doesn't know what's happening around me" posts.


No, you are every bit the asshole you think you are. You just happen to be one of those loser assholes that people either laugh at, or feel pity for.

siberian khatru
11-05-2005, 10:54 AM
"Kick my ass, OK? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass, enjoy! C'mon, I'm not asking, I'm telling you this!"

Katipan
11-05-2005, 10:59 AM
No, you are every bit the asshole you think you are. You just happen to be one of those loser assholes that people either laugh at, or feel pity for.

It's all a gimmick. He's really a teddy bear.

Biohazard
11-05-2005, 11:00 AM
"Kick my ass, OK? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass, enjoy! C'mon, I'm not asking, I'm telling you this!"
:spock: are you still in the hooch?

gblowfish
11-05-2005, 11:05 AM
"Kick my ass, OK? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass, enjoy! C'mon, I'm not asking, I'm telling you this!"Since when did Artie Fufkin join the CP???

Rain Man
11-05-2005, 11:11 AM
Who's the silverback of Chiefsplanet? That's the person to fight, because if you win you get control of the entire pack.

Katipan
11-05-2005, 11:14 AM
I think if you curbed Iowanni, you'd control the world out of fear.

Nzoner
11-05-2005, 11:29 AM
No, you are every bit the asshole you think you are. You just happen to be one of those loser assholes that people either laugh at, or feel pity for.

One of my clients(the blonde that helped deliver the food for the Saturday party)asked me the following week,"Who was that asshole at your place?"

To which I replied,"which one?"

She said,"the one wearing the shirt about liking his women like his coffee."

Katipan
11-05-2005, 11:32 AM
prude

SNR
11-05-2005, 12:18 PM
Then I'd rat on you and get both your post counts...If it's your master plan to catch up to EndDelt, give up now

Calcountry
11-05-2005, 12:27 PM
How could anyone feel anything but compassion and pity for a fellow sufferer, I mean Chiefs fan.

Biohazard
11-05-2005, 02:06 PM
Before you repost to my post I wanted to say you are still a Sally!:D

O SLUT=Onescrewleftuntwisted

ENDelt260
11-05-2005, 02:34 PM
One of my clients(the blonde that helped deliver the food for the Saturday party)asked me the following week,"Who was that asshole at your place?"

To which I replied,"which one?"

She said,"the one wearing the shirt about liking his women like his coffee."
Awesome. Nice to know I made a good impression. She wanted me, didn't she?

go bowe
11-05-2005, 02:40 PM
I'll take on anyone from the board. I'll be waiting for you all at B5 before the game, ask for Dartgod.ROFL ROFL ROFL

go bowe
11-05-2005, 02:52 PM
I'm not much of a gambler, so if any of the people that have pissed me off in the past would just let me know if they are over 50, overweight, short, and incredibly out of shape then I'd be happy to take them on.

:Di'm not short... :D :D :D

PunkinDrublic
11-05-2005, 02:56 PM
With my fists of fury and my catlike reflexs I doubt anybody on this board would stand much of a chance. I'm pretty easygoing but when it's time to throw down I attack with a vengence. I don't think I'd ever fight any planateers but I would you my fighting ability to kick the ass of a few donk or faider fans who happened to gang up on a fellow chiefs fan. Violent fans of other football teams you're on notice.

go bowe
11-05-2005, 02:59 PM
No, you are every bit the asshole you think you are. You just happen to be one of those loser assholes that people either laugh at, or feel pity for.no no no...

some of us admire the delta end man...

some of us even idolize him...

he represents us to the rest of the internet...

and does a bang-up job of it...



of course he does like to drink...

and is indeed an asshole at times...

but so much fun...

really, really a lot of fun...

that's it, i've got it now...

he's a fun asshole... PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

Phobia
11-05-2005, 03:18 PM
Xfactard is gonna kick my ass? He better bring bellyboy's breath along to the brawl.

chiefs4me
11-05-2005, 04:54 PM
Who's the silverback of Chiefsplanet? That's the person to fight, because if you win you get control of the entire pack.







I know, I know....ROFL

chiefs4me
11-05-2005, 04:56 PM
I don't know about kicking his ass...but I would so love to get my hands around my friend Donger's neck...:D

Katipan
11-05-2005, 04:57 PM
That fetish should only be done by trained professionals.

ENDelt260
11-05-2005, 04:58 PM
That fetish should only be done by trained professionals.
I had an ex-gf into that shit.

That's just weird.

Braincase
11-05-2005, 05:01 PM
I'd reenact the mudwrestling scene from "Stripes" with myself as Dewey Oxenberger... where's angel, JennyGump, kchiefsqt, (add female planeteer here)...?

Katipan
11-05-2005, 05:02 PM
I had an ex-gf into that shit.

That's just weird.

I jump on guys backs and apply a choke hold just for fun.

Bowser
11-05-2005, 05:03 PM
I jump on guys backs and apply a choke hold just for fun.

As evidenced by the pic in your sig.....

ENDelt260
11-05-2005, 05:03 PM
I jump on guys backs and apply a choke hold just for fun.
When people jump on my back my instinct is to fall backwards.

Katipan
11-05-2005, 05:04 PM
he had it coming

Nzoner
11-05-2005, 05:39 PM
Awesome. Nice to know I made a good impression. She wanted me, didn't she?

Don't they all?

ENDelt260
11-05-2005, 05:41 PM
Don't they all?
Indeed.

Nzoner
11-05-2005, 05:49 PM
Indeed.

Like the one at the Christmas Day game,that I climbed over 5 aisles of seats to get her name.

Bowser
11-05-2005, 05:50 PM
Like the one at the Christmas Day game,that I climbed over 5 aisles of seats to get her name.

Were there people still in the seats?

ENDelt260
11-05-2005, 05:51 PM
Like the one at the Christmas Day game,that I climbed over 5 aisles of seats to get her name.
I don't remember that.

Heh... but, that does remind me of the chick Bronco fan that was sitting in front of us at the 'skins game. I don't remember all the obnoxious shit I said to her, but one I do recall was when she told you she couldn't sleep with you because she was married and i responded, "Well, I'm sure your husband's sleeping with other men right now. Why shouldn't you?"

Nzoner
11-05-2005, 05:55 PM
Were there people still in the seats?

There were a few yes,but it was the week after my flask incident so they were all cool with it.

Nzoner
11-05-2005, 05:56 PM
I don't remember that.

Heh... but, that does remind me of the chick Bronco fan that was sitting in front of us at the 'skins game. I don't remember all the obnoxious shit I said to her, but one I do recall was when she told you she couldn't sleep with you because she was married and i responded, "Well, I'm sure your husband's sleeping with other men right now. Why shouldn't you?"

Dammit man I can't believe you don't recall that,she was with her bf and another couple.


As for Bronco bitch,I wonder if she ever found her shirt.

ferrarispider95
11-05-2005, 07:06 PM
Alright halfcan

Any place, any time

PastorMikH
11-05-2005, 07:35 PM
I'd have to say Bwana.

Not really that I'd like to whip him, but I figure he's probably one of the toughest dudes here and if I COULD whip him I'd have a lot less trouble with board members, people looking for handouts, and so on.


:)

greg63
11-05-2005, 11:42 PM
You wouldn't get a chance, bitch. I have mad kung-fu sit-on-you skills.

ROFLROFLROFL

Hey, I know kung-fu, karate and a couple other Asian words. :D

KChiefsQT
11-06-2005, 03:10 AM
id take on QT one on one in a babypool full of brown gravy...no holds barred


CHALLLENGE!!

why borwn gravy?

Braincase
11-06-2005, 06:25 AM
why borwn gravy?

He thinks you're dark meat.

Bwana
11-06-2005, 09:48 AM
I don't know about kicking his ass...but I would so love to get my hands around my friend Donger's neck...:D


:eek:

Bwana
11-06-2005, 09:55 AM
I'd have to say Bwana.

Not really that I'd like to whip him, but I figure he's probably one of the toughest dudes here and if I COULD whip him I'd have a lot less trouble with board members, people looking for handouts, and so on.


:)

ROFL

Getting into a brawl with a pastor has to be on my list of the top 10 things NOT TO DO. I figure that would buy me a first class ticket to hell without question. :D I think I'll stick to doing borderline stunts like placing large heavy objects in leaf piles.

chiefs4me
11-06-2005, 07:26 PM
:eek:







:D

MadMax
11-06-2005, 07:30 PM
I'll take on anyone from the board. I'll be waiting for you all at B5 before the game, ask for Dartgod.


ROFL I'm sure he'd appreciate that. :p

chagrin
11-06-2005, 07:37 PM
I'd give you a wedgie. Then I'd get on your back and ride you like a pony.
ROFL
So Dude,

if a faig jumped on yer back, would you beat him off?

go bowe
11-06-2005, 07:42 PM
now THAT'S a loaded question...

Logical
11-06-2005, 07:45 PM
With the physical shape I am in I doubt I could kick Mark M or Jamie's ass.

Vlad just hopes no one is out to get him, cause if they are Titanman64 will just have to kick their ass.

morphius
11-06-2005, 07:46 PM
I'll go ahead and kick my own ass for anyone who might want to do it...

'cause I'm sure I deserve it.

chiefs4me
11-06-2005, 07:56 PM
I'll go ahead and kick my own ass for anyone who might want to do it...

'cause I'm sure I deserve it.



I'll spank your ass morph......oh, you said kick...;)

morphius
11-06-2005, 08:18 PM
I'll spank your ass morph......oh, you said kick...;)
LOL! This is how I get in trouble.

chiefs4me
11-06-2005, 08:48 PM
LOL! This is how I get in trouble.




:D

HBBoltGirl
11-06-2005, 10:06 PM
come on you know you wanna Kiss My ASS!!!!

Iowanian
11-06-2005, 10:31 PM
That would be an all day project. It'd take less time to beat China in dodgeball.

luv
11-06-2005, 10:34 PM
Maybe she doesn't know the difference between kicking and kissing. :shrug:

HBBoltGirl
11-06-2005, 10:36 PM
Maybe she doesn't know the difference between kicking and kissing. :shrug:

lol

LaChapelle
07-09-2009, 06:32 PM
Would using BBQ sauce for salad dressing get my ass kicked?

Halfcan
07-09-2009, 10:06 PM
With the physical shape I am in I doubt I could kick Mark M or Jamie's ass.

Vlad just hopes no one is out to get him, cause if they are Titanman64 will just have to kick their ass.

RIP-we will miss ya!

Who dug this thread up??

Buck
07-09-2009, 10:08 PM
I don't know, but HBBoltGirl should be unbanned so I can spit my game at her.