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Rain Man
11-05-2005, 11:08 AM
Poll forthcoming.

13 acts are listed. You can pick any or all of them, and you will be paid according to the following scale.

0 acts - $0
1 act - $4,000
2 acts - $8,000
3 acts - $16,000
4 acts - $32,000
5 acts - $64,000
6 acts - $128,000
7 acts - $256,000
8 acts - $512,000
9 acts - $1,024,000
10 acts - $2,048,000
11 acts - $4,096,000
12 acts - $8,192,000
13 acts - $16,384,000

How many would you select, and which ones?

Rules note: if a question involves something that's 'randomly selected', the random selection occurs AFTER you agree to do it, and you can't back out.

Mr. Laz
11-05-2005, 11:13 AM
10 ... 2,048,000

Rain Man
11-05-2005, 11:14 AM
Which ten?

Katipan
11-05-2005, 11:17 AM
I could do the rice, oranges, and water diet, easy.
I could get drunk enough to risk getting Roseanne for a shot at George.
I could handle the kicks, as long as they weren't pointy shoes.


3

Bowser
11-05-2005, 11:18 AM
6

And I don't think any of us would make it six months in a Congolese prison. Better up that one to 50 mil.

CosmicPal
11-05-2005, 11:19 AM
I think you should pay me $4,000 for having to read this entire poll.

Hydrae
11-05-2005, 11:22 AM
I only came up with 4 which is only worth $32K. I then went back and deleted those votes and went with the walk away option.

Rain Man
11-05-2005, 11:23 AM
I'd do 11 for $4 million, but I really wouldn't like it.

The ones I wouldn't do would be the plane thing (rich and dead is no way to go through life) and the Congolese prison, upon bowser's advice.

I'm torn on the Congolese prison for an additional $4 million. I don't know if a white American would fare very well, but then again it could just be a lot of sitting around in filth.

Raiderhader
11-05-2005, 11:29 AM
I went with four options -

Option 1
Option 4
Option 7
Option 9

Count Zarth
11-05-2005, 12:12 PM
6 of them for $128,000

Answer every question with the absolute, unvarnished truth for 1 year to anyone whose first name begins with a randomly selected letter of the alphabet.

Box Mike Tyson for ten full rounds. If you get knocked out, you have to come back later to finish

Chew a piece of used gum recovered from a urinal in Grand Central Station (30 minutes)

Consume nothing but white rice, oranges, and water for the next year.

Reproduce ten activities randomly selected from Internet porn sites with one of the randomly selected people: Courtney Love, Rosanne Barr, Eva Longoria, or George Clooney.

Take a surprise kick or knee to the groin six times over the next year while living your normal life

Count Zarth
11-05-2005, 12:14 PM
Heck, I'll do the 18 months in the Cali prison for another 128 grand, too.

Bob Dole
11-05-2005, 12:16 PM
Take a surprise kick or knee to the groin six times over the next year while living your normal life.

Hell, if you tailgate with Iowanian and Raush, that shit happens anyway...

Mr. Laz
11-05-2005, 12:24 PM
Which ten?
all but these 3:

Live in Afghanistan for a year as a civilian worker

Serve six months in a Congolese prison

Serve 18 months in a maximum security state prison in California

Uatu
11-05-2005, 12:25 PM
The airplane one - who would do that with no safety line or parachute? Death seems almost certain.

cdcox
11-05-2005, 01:46 PM
I'd do 11 for $4 million, but I really wouldn't like it.

The ones I wouldn't do would be the plane thing (rich and dead is no way to go through life) and the Congolese prison, upon bowser's advice.

I'm torn on the Congolese prison for an additional $4 million. I don't know if a white American would fare very well, but then again it could just be a lot of sitting around in filth.

Getting knocked out 10 times by Tyson would be a substantial risk, I would think.

I ended up with 8 checked, but wouldn't give up the 2.5 years and undergo the risks for a measly half mil.

ENDelt260
11-05-2005, 01:53 PM
I picked seven, but I regret it now. I didn't realize as I was selecting the acts I was gonna get a paltry $256,000 for it.

Phobia
11-05-2005, 02:11 PM
I'd do 11 for $4 million, but I really wouldn't like it.

The ones I wouldn't do would be the plane thing (rich and dead is no way to go through life) and the Congolese prison, upon bowser's advice.

I'm torn on the Congolese prison for an additional $4 million. I don't know if a white American would fare very well, but then again it could just be a lot of sitting around in filth.

That was my rationale.

Katipan
11-05-2005, 02:12 PM
Pick 1. The sex. Whether it's courtney, roseanne, eva, or george, film it, and sell it to the tabloids for millions.

ENDelt260
11-05-2005, 02:19 PM
Pick 1. The sex. Whether it's courtney, roseanne, eva, or george, film it, and sell it to the tabloids for millions.
That was one I was nervous about. A randomly selected sex act from an Internet porn site? I really don't want Roseanne shitting in my mouth.

Katipan
11-05-2005, 02:22 PM
That was one I was nervous about. A randomly selected sex act from an Internet porn site? I really don't want Roseanne shitting in my mouth.

How about for a million?

Hustler would pay 7 figures.

ENDelt260
11-05-2005, 02:23 PM
A million dollars would buy a lot of Listerine...

Katipan
11-05-2005, 02:24 PM
Thats not even talking about the book tour, the I LOVE FAT WOMEN sit com series, or the chain of tshirt hell shirts that would develop from it.

Spott
11-05-2005, 02:26 PM
I can't believe that getting kicked in the groin is leading the list. :shake:

Katipan
11-05-2005, 02:27 PM
It really doesn't hurt that much

ENDelt260
11-05-2005, 02:29 PM
It really doesn't hurt that much
Yeah, but my foot always gets stuck.

Katipan
11-05-2005, 02:34 PM
Yeah, but my foot always gets stuck.

quit wearing those pointy stilettos

ENDelt260
11-05-2005, 02:35 PM
quit wearing those pointy stilettos
But, they're so sexy.

Katipan
11-05-2005, 02:36 PM
Then shut your trap. Pinching toes and blisters is a small price to pay to be hot.

Rain Man
11-05-2005, 02:38 PM
I can't believe that getting kicked in the groin is leading the list. :shake:

Since it's leading, I'm wondering if some people picked only that option for $4,000. That's about $700 per fetal position.