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Bootlegged
11-06-2005, 12:25 PM
http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/sports/football/nfl/carolina_panthers/13098456.htm


TAMPA -- Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested early Sunday morning at a Tampa nightclub.

According to a police report Kristen Lanier Owen, 22, and Angela Ellen Keathley, 26, were arrested after an incident at Banana Joe's in the city's Channelside district at 2:10 a.m. One cheerleader was charged with battery, the other with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

The police report claims the two cheerleaders were having sex with each other in a stall at the bar when other patrons got angry they were taking so long in the bathroom.

Owen and another person started arguing and Owen hit that person in the face, according to the report. Keathley was escorted from Banana Joe's and the police report said she was so drunk she could barely stand and described her as rude and belligerent with police.

Other Panthers cheerleaders bailed Owen and Keathley out of the Orient Road Jail late Sunday morning.

The cheerleaders made the trip to Tampa on their own. Cheerleaders are on the sidelines only at home games. Team officials at Sunday afternoon's game said they were aware of the report, but declined further comment.

FloridaChief
11-06-2005, 12:27 PM
ROFL

:clap:

ROFL

:drool:

:)

Bootlegged
11-06-2005, 12:28 PM
http://www.carolinapanthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_body05.jpg

http://www.carolinapanthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_body05.jpg

Marcellus
11-06-2005, 12:32 PM
There is something wrong with this country when that is considered a crime.

Go bust a fat chick wearing spandex or something. Thats a crime!

Bootlegged
11-06-2005, 12:32 PM
http://www.wcnc.com/perl/common/video/wmPlayer.pl?title=www.wcnc.com/1106-panthers.wmv

SNR
11-06-2005, 12:45 PM
I'll bet the police officers were all gay.

chefsos
11-06-2005, 12:47 PM
OMFG. This story has everything you'd ever want, rolled into one.

Suddenly, I forget. Is there a football game today?

unlurking
11-06-2005, 12:48 PM
haha, pr0n or football question again

here it is all wrapped into one

CoMoChief
11-06-2005, 12:49 PM
As many on the planet would say......This thread is worthless without pics :)

Mecca
11-06-2005, 12:49 PM
I'd welcome them to be Chiefs cheerleaders that's for sure.

PunkinDrublic
11-06-2005, 12:50 PM
Oh my god the story reads like it came straight out of Penthouse letters. That's ****ing hot!

KcMizzou
11-06-2005, 12:50 PM
This may be the coolest thing I have ever heard...

BigOlChiefsfan
11-06-2005, 12:54 PM
Sub-par reporting. I want more facts, not just a lick and a promise.

Wait a minute...

chefsos
11-06-2005, 12:57 PM
The Panthers will probably fire them, but in doing so, will miss a huge publicity opportunity. Billboards, TV spots, the works.

"What will Kristen and Angie do this week? Don't miss it, you'll regret it!"

Duck Dog
11-06-2005, 01:17 PM
They should have their own reality show on cable, right after the 'L' Word.

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
11-06-2005, 01:48 PM
And the NFL didn't like ESPN's tv show: playmakers

Pitt Gorilla
11-06-2005, 02:13 PM
That is just awesome. :clap:

SCTrojan
11-06-2005, 02:43 PM
That's the best cheerleader story I've ever heard.

Why didn't the cops just take them somewhere private and tell them they could go free if they re-enacted what happened in the stall. Of course, the cops would tape it in case there was need for evidence or something.

chief99
11-06-2005, 02:44 PM
They have NO proof they were having sex .

I need video !

chief99
11-06-2005, 02:47 PM
Funny . None of the Carolina boards have any mention of it. Might be a phony story.

http://mb14.scout.com/fpanthersinsiderfrm15

http://www.panthershuddle.com/newforum/viewforum.php?f=1

OmahaChief
11-06-2005, 02:53 PM
What is a thread without the pictues of who they are supposed to be.

Meet Kristen
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_head05.jpg
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_body05.jpg

Meet Angela

http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_head05.jpg

http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_body05.jpg

I would not mind watching them tradin some fur!

FloridaChief
11-06-2005, 03:02 PM
Funny . None of the Carolina boards have any mention of it. Might be a phony story.

Wrong.

Sex In Bar Leads To Cheerleaders' Arrest
By JOSH POLTILOVE jpoltilove@tampatrib.com

Published: Nov 6, 2005

TAMPA - NFL cheerleaders gone wild?

Eleven hours before kickoff against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested for an incident that took place after they had sex with each other in a bathroom stall, records claim. One was charged with battery, the other disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Fellow Panthers cheerleaders, who were bailing them out from Orient Road Jail late Sunday morning, would not comment.

Witnesses say the incident began 2:10 a.m. Sunday when the two cheerleaders were having sex in a stall at Banana Joe's in Channelside when patrons got angry they were taking so long in the bathroom, an arrest report shows.

The Tampa Tribune is withholding the names of the cheerleaders because of a potential identity issue. Police reports contained names of cheerleaders, but officials are checking into whether one of them gave a false identification.

The cheerleaders left the stall, according to reports. Owen and another person started arguing, and Owen struck that person in the face with a closed fist,according to the report.

One of the cheerleaders was escorted from Banana Joe's. So drunk she could barely stand, she was ``rude and belligerent,'' using foul language and being uncooperative to police, the report shows.

A crowd gathered.

Police tried arresting her, but she refused to place her hands behind her back and struggled with an officer trying to place handcuffs on her wrists, the report says.

Link (http://bucs.tbo.com/bucs/MGBDTH4LPFE.html)

Rain Man
11-06-2005, 03:18 PM
The Panthers will probably fire them, but in doing so, will miss a huge publicity opportunity. Billboards, TV spots, the works.

"What will Kristen and Angie do this week? Don't miss it, you'll regret it!"


This is exactly true. They are without doubt the most popular cheerleaders in the league right now. I can't wait to see their new touchdown celebration now that this is all public.

BigOlChiefsfan
11-06-2005, 03:28 PM
I think Univision has something about 'em on right now. "Los Munchers de la alfombra de la pantera"

Chan93lx50
11-06-2005, 03:33 PM
This makes me wanna go jerk one off right now!

Damn that is a hot story!

Bowser
11-06-2005, 03:37 PM
What is a thread without the pictues of who they are supposed to be.

Meet Kristen
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_head05.jpg
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_body05.jpg

Meet Angela

http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_head05.jpg

http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_body05.jpg

I would not mind watching them tradin some fur!

I'm betting Angela was the Alpha Dog in that party, nttiawwt.

The Panthers are my new favorite NFC team.

Rain Man
11-06-2005, 03:38 PM
Just when I thought this day couldn't get any better, I get onto the computer and read this story. This is the best day ever.

Halfcan
11-06-2005, 03:45 PM
Who is the asshole complaing and calling the cops-what a dipshit.

patteeu
11-06-2005, 03:47 PM
Would it change anyone's opinion if we learned that they were both hermaphrodites?

KcMizzou
11-06-2005, 03:49 PM
Would it change anyone's opinion if we learned that they were both hermaphrodites?Why, yes. Yes, it would.

BigOlChiefsfan
11-06-2005, 03:49 PM
It's like my old pal the birdwatcher who finally spotted the ultra rare Puffy breasted thatch lapper. Spiritus Carolinus Lickalottapuss.

KcMizzou
11-06-2005, 03:50 PM
Puffy breasted thatch lapper. ROFL


:clap:

patteeu
11-06-2005, 03:50 PM
Why, yes. Yes, it would.

ROFL

OK, just checking.

chefsos
11-06-2005, 03:51 PM
Who is the asshole complaing and calling the cops-what a dipshit.

Hey, if the cops aren't involved, there is no story. And we would be all the poorer for it.

Coach
11-06-2005, 04:02 PM
What is a thread without the pictues of who they are supposed to be.

Meet Kristen
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_head05.jpg
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_body05.jpg

Meet Angela

http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_head05.jpg

http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_body05.jpg

I would not mind watching them tradin some fur!

Well hell, they're much better than their mugshots.

http://www.charlotte.com/images/charlotte/charlotte/13098/171568539830.jpg

ROFL

Rain Man
11-06-2005, 04:04 PM
Would it change anyone's opinion if we learned that they were both hermaphrodites?


Don't try to ruin my perfect day.

4th and Long
11-06-2005, 04:06 PM
http://www.charlotte.com/images/charlotte/charlotte/13098/171568539830.jpg
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9847/eek45cv.gif

Crow
11-06-2005, 04:09 PM
Suddenly, today's loss don't seem so bad...

Bootlegged
11-06-2005, 04:14 PM
Funny . None of the Carolina boards have any mention of it. Might be a phony story.

http://mb14.scout.com/fpanthersinsiderfrm15

http://www.panthershuddle.com/newforum/viewforum.php?f=1


You may not be so smart..

Mecca
11-06-2005, 04:16 PM
I like how the blondes smirking in her mugshot. "Yea I got caught having sex in a bar bathroom, you just wish it was you."

Bootlegged
11-06-2005, 04:25 PM
After their release, both headed to Arby's for a delicious warm, juicy Big Montana.

Rain Man
11-06-2005, 04:27 PM
So...do we think that this is the first time that this happened between these two? Or is there a lot of interesting stuff going on in the locker room after cheerleader practice?

Bootlegged
11-06-2005, 04:30 PM
So...do we think that this is the first time that this happened between these two? Or is there a lot of interesting stuff going on in the locker room after cheerleader practice?


I will find out...I'm sure this will be the talk of local sports radio this week. I'm hoping there was Girls Gone Wild crew at the bar that night..

BigOlChiefsfan
11-06-2005, 04:37 PM
"is there a lot of interesting stuff going on in the locker room after cheerleader practice?"

Ready? OK! Gimme a D! Gimme an I! Gimme an LLLLLLLLLLL! Gimme a Deeeeeeee Eeeeee eeeeeee eeeee eeee.

Gimme..gimme...gimme an...OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Mecca
11-06-2005, 04:39 PM
A dildo cheer, I'm sure I've seen that in a porn movie at some point.

Bootlegged
11-06-2005, 04:43 PM
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/GGBMKMCEDCGK/0322_kristen_inside.jpg

Kristen Owen is a Panther "Top Cat"

Special to the Journal

Kristen Owen, daughter of Kim and Renee Owen of Charlotte and granddaughter of T. J. and Jacque Owen of Elizabethtown, has been selected to the "Top Cats," the squad of cheerleaders for the Carolina Panthers football team.

The selection concluded 10 days of intense auditioning which began on March 12 with approximately 200 women trying out for the squad. Preliminary auditions were based on dance skills, physical fitness, presentation and showmanship. Semifinals consisted of performing a dance routine taught by Top Cats choreographer, Nicole Price.

"While we are looking for squad members who have a passion for the Carolina Panthers and the game of football, being a Top Cat involves more than just cheering on the sidelines," said Tina Dietrich, the Carolina Panthers' cheerleading program manager. "They must also have the personality and poise to serve as ambassadors for our organization in the community."

Kristen and her entire family have a passion for the Carolina Panthers and the game of football. Her father, Kim, played college football at Appalachian State University, and her grandfather, affectionately called "Pawi" by Kristen, coached high school football for 30 years.

All finalists participated in an interview with the Top Cats' staff and attended rehearsals prior to finals. They addressed a panel of judges and answered one philosophical question before performing an intricate dance routine.

The age range for the Top Cats is from 18 to 30. Top Cat squad members work in a variety of professions ranging from banking to engineering to teaching to law.

Kristen graduated cum laude on May 14 from the University of North Carolina at Charlotte with a degree in Theatre. She is presently doing television commercials for several automobile dealerships and for Pizza Hut in Charlotte. She also plans to participate in the Miss North Carolina pageant this fall.

After a short break, she plans to return to school to pursue a post-graduate degree.

Coach
11-06-2005, 04:47 PM
After a short break, she plans to return to school to pursue a post-graduate degree.

Gee, I wonder why. :)

BigOlChiefsfan
11-06-2005, 04:47 PM
Cum laude, eh?

If she hadn't cum so laude in the ladies room, nobody would have complained and she'd be a free hottie today.

Mecca
11-06-2005, 05:06 PM
Here is some video of them leaving the jail I believe........

http://www.wcnc.com/perl/common/video/wmPlayer.pl?title=www.wcnc.com/1106-panthers.wmv

Rain Man
11-06-2005, 05:54 PM
It turns out that it was all a bit of a misunderstanding. There was a typo on the blonde's check, and she thought she worked for the Carolina Pants Hers, so she did.

Valiant
11-06-2005, 06:05 PM
Just think, these girls now can be listed as Sex offenders and listed on familywatchdog.us

Seriously you guys are okaying sexual offenders :p ROFL ROFL

Phobia
11-06-2005, 06:08 PM
I'm actually okay with all this. I molested a couple hot twins as part of a pregame ritual.

Valiant
11-06-2005, 06:20 PM
I'm actually okay with all this. I molested a couple hot twins as part of a pregame ritual.


Wutamess's buttchecks????

Phobia
11-06-2005, 06:22 PM
Wutamess's buttchecks????

If those twins were his cheeks, I'd like to find myself between them frequently.

listopencil
11-06-2005, 07:16 PM
What is a thread without the pictues of who they are supposed to be.

Meet Kristen

http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_body05.jpg

Meet Angela



http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_body05.jpg

I would not mind watching them tradin some fur!

Cave Johnson
11-07-2005, 09:05 AM
She also plans to participate in the Miss North Carolina pageant this fall.

Good luck with that one now.

Bill Lundberg
11-07-2005, 11:46 AM
Video of them leaving jail. Looks like the brunette soiled her white pants!!

http://www.whiotv.com/news/5267413/detail.html

Fried Meat Ball!
11-07-2005, 12:05 PM
Just thought I'd help with a little PhotoShop action... ENJOY!


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Rain Man
11-07-2005, 01:39 PM
Good luck with that one now.


I'm really, really, really curious about what she plans to do in the talent competition.

chagrin
11-07-2005, 01:40 PM
I'm really, really, really curious about what she plans to do in the talent competition.

I don't know but I am sure it has something to do with stepping up to the mic

giggitty

chagrin
11-07-2005, 01:41 PM
Just thought I'd help with a little PhotoShop action... ENJOY!


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Where's the looter?

Biohazard
11-07-2005, 01:41 PM
I'm really, really, really curious about what she plans to do in the talent competition.
Rubber "sword" swallowing?

Rain Man
11-07-2005, 01:43 PM
And of course the main mystery remains unsolved at the moment. We have two threads about this, and the second cited a different cheerleader than the blonde gal (Renee, not Kristen). I will not rest until we locate a picture of Renee.

Inspector
11-07-2005, 01:47 PM
Wonder why they were taking so long.

You'd think they'd know what to do.

Inspector
11-07-2005, 01:49 PM
"is there a lot of interesting stuff going on in the locker room after cheerleader practice?"

Ready? OK! Gimme a D! Gimme an I! Gimme an LLLLLLLLLLL! Gimme a Deeeeeeee Eeeeee eeeeeee eeeee eeee.

Gimme..gimme...gimme an...OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ROFL ROFL

Ebolapox
11-07-2005, 01:57 PM
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/GGBMKMCEDCGK/0322_kristen_inside.jpg

Kristen Owen is a Panther "Top Cat"

Special to the Journal

Kristen Owen, daughter of Kim and Renee Owen of Charlotte and granddaughter of T. J. and Jacque Owen of Elizabethtown, has been selected to the "Top Cats," the squad of cheerleaders for the Carolina Panthers football team.

The selection concluded 10 days of intense auditioning which began on March 12 with approximately 200 women trying out for the squad. Preliminary auditions were based on dance skills, physical fitness, presentation and showmanship. Semifinals consisted of performing a dance routine taught by Top Cats choreographer, Nicole Price.

"While we are looking for squad members who have a passion for the Carolina Panthers and the game of football, being a Top Cat involves more than just cheering on the sidelines," said Tina Dietrich, the Carolina Panthers' cheerleading program manager. "They must also have the personality and poise to serve as ambassadors for our organization in the community."

Kristen and her entire family have a passion for the Carolina Panthers and the game of football. Her father, Kim, played college football at Appalachian State University, and her grandfather, affectionately called "Pawi" by Kristen, coached high school football for 30 years.

All finalists participated in an interview with the Top Cats' staff and attended rehearsals prior to finals. They addressed a panel of judges and answered one philosophical question before performing an intricate dance routine.

The age range for the Top Cats is from 18 to 30. Top Cat squad members work in a variety of professions ranging from banking to engineering to teaching to law.

Kristen graduated Cum Loudly on May 14 from the University of North Carolina at Charlotte with a degree in Theatre. She is presently doing television commercials for several automobile dealerships and for Pizza Hut in Charlotte. She also plans to participate in the Miss North Carolina pageant this fall.

After a short break, she plans to return to school to pursue a post-graduate degree.

fyp

-EB-

chagrin
11-07-2005, 02:02 PM
"Kristen graduated Cum Loudly on May 14 from the University of North Carolina at Charlotte with a degree in Theatre. She is presently doing television commercials for several automobile dealerships and for Pizza Hut in Charlotte.

All I need to know

KChiefs1
11-07-2005, 02:23 PM
AWESOME!!!!!!!

siberian khatru
11-07-2005, 02:26 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=1289017

Alleged Panthers Cheerleader Brawl Sparks Mystery
Panthers Cheerleader Victim of Alleged Mistaken Identity in Florida Altercation

Nov. 7, 2005 - A weekend bar brawl involving a cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers has sparked charges and questions over an apparent mistaken identity.

Panther cheerleader Angela Keathley, 26, and another woman whose identity remains a mystery to police face charges for a bar brawl at Banana Joe's in Tampa, Fla., early Sunday. Police arrested Keathley and another woman who identified herself as fellow cheerleader Kristen Owen after authorities said they got into an argument in the bathroom at the bar.

Police said the woman who identified herself as Owen gave the authorities the cheerleader's address. But according to her parents, Owen -- a first-year cheerleader and recent college graduate --was not even in Florida at the time of the altercation.

"She was out of town in Columbia, South Carolina, at a wedding," Renee Owen, Kristen's mother, told ABC News affiliate WFTS in Tampa. "She did not go to Tampa this weekend."

Complaints About Alleged Bathroom Sex
The events that led to the arrests began when bar patrons complained that two women were engaging in sex and tying up a bathroom stall. Police said "Owen" punched Keathley in the face and was charged with battery. Keathly was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

"There had been a physical altercation between one lady and another bar patron, all over the use of a stall or something that happened in the bathroom," said Tampa Police Lt. John Newman. "According to the report, there was quote, unquote some sort of sexual activity going on in the stall."

Authorities first learned that the woman was not really Owen after she posted bond. Police said they will try to identify the mystery woman with fingerprints and help from the NFL today.

Meanwhile, the Owen family says they may file a defamation lawsuit against the unidentified woman.

KChiefs1
11-07-2005, 02:27 PM
Well hell, they're much better than their mugshots.

http://www.charlotte.com/images/charlotte/charlotte/13098/171568539830.jpg

ROFL


Thank God for makeup! :clap:

Thig Lyfe
11-07-2005, 02:32 PM
wowza

chagrin
11-07-2005, 02:32 PM
I don't know about this whole, "she was...at a wedding..." alibi. Look closely, I believe the brunette is the cheerleader. The blonde (kristen) doesn't look a thing like her cheerleader photo

Predarat
11-07-2005, 02:37 PM
I think the blonde one is Renee who told the cops she was Krisitin.
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/renee_head05.jpg
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/renee_body05.jpg

After looking at the pics, I'd have to say Renee > Kristin, Kristen > Angela. Id hit Renee and Kristin for sure! Not as sure about Angela.

siberian khatru
11-07-2005, 02:40 PM
I think the blonde one is Renee who told the cops she was Krisitin.
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/renee_head05.jpg
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/renee_body05.jpg

After looking at the pics, I'd have to say Renee > Kristin, Kristen > Angela. Id hit Renee and Kristin for sure! Not as sure about Angela.

Wow, good catch! Nice to have a teammate falsely give your name to the cops. Sounds like something TO would do after getting caught with a transvestite prostitute.

Police: 'Sir, what is your name?"
TO: "Donovan McNabb."

Predarat
11-07-2005, 02:42 PM
Wow, good catch! Nice to have a teammate falsely give your name to the cops. Sounds like something TO would do after getting caught with a transvestite prostitute.

Police: 'Sir, what is your name?"
TO: "Donovan McNabb."
She should have just told them her name was Juanita Mexico. That would have worked just fine.

Coach
11-07-2005, 02:45 PM
She should have just told them her name was Juanita Mexico. That would have worked just fine.

Rene: I am Juanita Mexico.

Cop: Hmm, Ron Mexico's girlfriend?

Rene: Umm... yeah.

Cop: Better get checked by the hospital just in case.

chagrin
11-07-2005, 02:56 PM
I think the blonde one is Renee who told the cops she was Krisitin.
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/renee_head05.jpg
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/renee_body05.jpg

After looking at the pics, I'd have to say Renee > Kristin, Kristen > Angela. Id hit Renee and Kristin for sure! Not as sure about Angela.


Good job sherlock, I agree. That must be some cat fight, when one teammate lies about the other. I would love to see that Caged Heat!

Giggitty Giiggitty

Biohazard
11-07-2005, 04:03 PM
Its the best I can do with paint, for I have no photoshop.:sulk: please be gentle

siberian khatru
11-07-2005, 05:33 PM
Here's the latest:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/11/07/D8DNT7TOA.html

Cheerleaders Had Sex in Bar, Witnesses Say

Nov 07 5:23 PM US/Eastern

TAMPA, Fla.

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom.

Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.

Witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.

Thomas was charged with battery Sunday after allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.

Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday's game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.

Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged Monday with giving a false name and causing harm to another _ a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of 1 to 5 years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.

Meanwhile, detectives are trying to determine how Thomas gained possession of the driver's license of the third cheerleader.


Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium. The cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game.

Rain Man
11-07-2005, 05:47 PM
Good job sherlock, I agree. That must be some cat fight, when one teammate lies about the other. I would love to see that Caged Heat!

Giggitty Giiggitty


Yeah, you've got to think that would cause some friction.

siberian khatru
11-07-2005, 05:49 PM
Yeah, you've got to think that would cause some friction.

Nothing that a little lube wouldn't solve.

Bob Dole
11-07-2005, 05:56 PM
For future reference, sex in public restrooms in Italy is legal as long as the door is closed.

SLAG
11-07-2005, 05:58 PM
Nothing that a little lube wouldn't solve.

ASTROGLIDE I hear Works the Best

Bacon Cheeseburger
11-07-2005, 05:58 PM
I get a special kind of feeling when I see two girls kiss.

ENDelt260
11-07-2005, 06:17 PM
The terrorists have won.

CosmicPal
11-07-2005, 06:22 PM
Owen and another person started arguing and Owen hit that person in the face, according to the report. Keathley was escorted from Banana Joe's and the police report said she was so drunk she could barely stand and described her as rude and belligerent with police.



1. This kind of stuff never happens when I'm in a bar, and I'm in a bar four to five nights a week.

2. You know it wasn't a uni-sex bathroom- 'cause had it been guys waiting in line for that bathroom and they saw the two gals coming out- they'd be like, "Awwww right!"

3. It only means it was some testy little beetch in line that had to nark on them. Women- I swear...

StcChief
11-07-2005, 06:46 PM
1. This kind of stuff never happens when I'm in a bar, and I'm in a bar four to five nights a week.

2. You know it wasn't a uni-sex bathroom- 'cause had it been guys waiting in line for that bathroom and they saw the two gals coming out- they'd be like, "Awwww right!"

3. It only means it was some testy little beetch in line that had to nark on them. Women- I swear...


3. Agree, some bitch had to go real bad and wouldn't go in the men's
even with somebody door guarding.

KcMizzou
11-07-2005, 07:07 PM
3. It only means it was some testy little beetch in line that had to nark on them. Women- I swear...Exactly what I was thinking.

onescrewleftuntwisted
11-07-2005, 07:38 PM
this is a good thread

SLAG
11-07-2005, 07:55 PM
HOC nomination any seconds?

chefsos
11-07-2005, 11:53 PM
Well, I suppose this is no surprise.

Two Panthers cheerleaders dismissed
ESPN.com news services


Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders who allegedly were having sex with each other in a bathroom stall at a Tampa, Fla., nightclub were arrested and charged early Sunday following a run-in with patrons and police.

According to a police report obtained by the CBS TV affiliate in Tampa and the Charlotte Observer, Angela Ellen Keathley and Renee Thomas were arrested following an incident at Banana Joe's, in Tampa's Channelside district, at 2:10 a.m. ET.

The cheerleaders were kicked off the team Monday for violating a signed code of conduct, Panthers spokesman Charlie Dayton said. The two violated a rule that bans conduct that's embarrassing to the team or organization.

In the police report, witnesses claimed Thomas and Keathley were having sex with each other in a stall when other patrons grew angry that the two were taking so long in the bathroom.

Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the two, and Thomas hit that person in the face, according to details of the report posted on TampaBay10.com, the CBS TV affiliate's Web site.

Keathley, who was escorted from the nightclub, was so drunk she could barely stand, the report said. Police described Keathley as rude and belligerent with police.

When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader -- Kristen Lanier Owen, the Observer and TampaBay10.com reported. Thomas, who was charged with one count of battery, might face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.

Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer.

Other Panthers cheerleaders bailed Thomas and Keathley out of Hillsborough County jail later Sunday morning, TampaBay10.com reported.

The cheerleaders made the trip to Tampa on their own -- the squad performs on the sideline only at home games. Panthers officials at Sunday afternoon's game said they were aware of the report, but declined further comment when contacted by the Observer.

According to the Panthers' official team Web site on NFL.com, Keathley is a registered nurse and second-year member of the TopCats. Thomas is listed as a student at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte and first-year member of the cheerleading squad.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

Gravedigger
11-08-2005, 04:08 AM
Does that violate football's no tolerance policy for player having sexual relations with cheerleaders... or no?

Kraut
11-08-2005, 05:00 AM
As a police officer why can't I get any women like that to arrest? :drool:

Mecca
11-08-2005, 05:07 AM
I want a nurse that has sex with other women and proceeds to punch chicks in the face. I'd marry one of those if i found one.

Chief Chief
11-08-2005, 07:01 AM
Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium. The cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game.

I encourage the Chiefs get these cheerleaders (or many of their own) to perform in this manner on the field during halftime and TV time-outs.

Chief Chief
11-08-2005, 07:05 AM
For those of you against the cops getting involved, I want to assure you they were doing the absolutely right thing: Putting 2 hot, sex-crazed chicks into the slammer to improve the environment and raise the morale of all who reside and work there.

Kraut
11-08-2005, 07:13 AM
For those of you against the cops getting involved, I want to assure you they were doing the absolutely right thing: Putting 2 hot, sex-crazed chicks into the slammer to improve the environment and raise the morale of all who reside and work there.
ROFL ROFL So true....

Chief Chief
11-08-2005, 07:14 AM
I truly believe we men have just discovered the answers to two mysteries which have baffled us for years and years:

1) Why women go to the restroom in groups, and
2) Why their restroom seems to always have a long line...

Kraut
11-08-2005, 07:16 AM
I truly believe we men have just discovered the answers to two mysteries which have baffled us for years and years:

1) Why women go to the restroom in groups, and
2) Why their restroom seems to always have a long line...
ROFL Dude your just full of them today you have me rolling.......

kindra68
11-08-2005, 07:38 AM
I truly believe we men have just discovered the answers to two mysteries which have baffled us for years and years:

1) Why women go to the restroom in groups, and
2) Why their restroom seems to always have a long line...


shhhhhhhhhh

Rain Man
11-08-2005, 08:10 AM
As a show of support for them, I hope the Panthers put a decal on the backs of their helmets for the rest of the season that depicts two cheerleaders having sex. It's a team loyalty thing.

siberian khatru
11-08-2005, 08:12 AM
As a show of support for them, I hope the Panthers put a decal on the backs of their helmets for the rest of the season that depicts two cheerleaders having sex. It's a team loyalty thing.

I think it's time we clarified exactly what kind of sex they were having. Oral? Digital penetration? Toys? Strap-ons?

Rain Man
11-08-2005, 08:16 AM
I think it's time we clarified exactly what kind of sex they were having. Oral? Digital penetration? Toys? Strap-ons?

And who was the aggressor? Or was it mutual?

There are so many important questions left unanswered here. Perhaps we can all chip in some money and pay an investigator to find out.

kmangan21
11-08-2005, 08:18 AM
Here are thier mug shots!!!

Angela Ellen Keathley:
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=05071807

http://www.panthers.com/cheerleaders/roster.jsp


Kristen Lanier Owen:
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=05071806

http://www.panthers.com/cheerleaders/roster.jsp (she is the first Kristen listed)

Mecca
11-08-2005, 08:23 AM
I think it's time we clarified exactly what kind of sex they were having. Oral? Digital penetration? Toys? Strap-ons?

1 of them Macgyver'd the paper towl roll.

siberian khatru
11-08-2005, 08:23 AM
Here are thier mug shots!!!

Angela Ellen Keathley:
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=05071807

http://www.panthers.com/cheerleaders/roster.jsp


Kristen Lanier Owen:
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=05071806

http://www.panthers.com/cheerleaders/roster.jsp (she is the first Kristen listed)


Ha, those arrest sheets have their home addresses on them. Road trip!

chefsos
11-08-2005, 08:33 AM
Here are thier mug shots!!!

Angela Ellen Keathley:
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=05071807

http://www.panthers.com/cheerleaders/roster.jsp


Kristen Lanier Owen:
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=05071806

http://www.panthers.com/cheerleaders/roster.jsp (she is the first Kristen listed)
Man, you missed what could be the best part. Kristen Owen wasn't even there. Renee Thomas, another Panther cheerleader, had Owens' ID and told them she was Kristen. Kristen's parents are, understandably, pissed. Lawsuits to follow.

Donger
11-08-2005, 08:37 AM
Man, you missed what could be the best part. Kristen Owen wasn't even there. Renee Thomas, another Panther cheerleader, had Owens' ID and told them she was Kristen. Kristen's parents are, understandably, pissed. Lawsuits to follow.

I'm pretty sure that using someone else's ID when being arrested is a felony.

Silly girl; she needs a good spanking, and then comes the oral sex.

chagrin
11-08-2005, 08:51 AM
Welcome to Castle Anthrax

RedNFeisty
11-08-2005, 08:58 AM
I truly believe we men have just discovered the answers to two mysteries which have baffled us for years and years:

1) Why women go to the restroom in groups, and
2) Why their restroom seems to always have a long line...

Just because you figured out the secret does not mean you should tattle. :harumph:



ROFL

Adept Havelock
11-08-2005, 09:11 AM
I'm pretty sure that using someone else's ID when being arrested is a felony.

Silly girl; she needs a good spanking, and then comes the oral sex.

Naughty Zoot! Turning on the grail-shaped beacon like that!

chagrin
11-08-2005, 09:13 AM
Please let me go in there and face the peril...no, no - it's too perilous

Ebolapox
11-08-2005, 09:48 AM
dismissed from the team?? next stop, porn

-EB-...goody for us

Rain Man
11-08-2005, 10:03 AM
Man, you missed what could be the best part. Kristen Owen wasn't even there. Renee Thomas, another Panther cheerleader, had Owens' ID and told them she was Kristen. Kristen's parents are, understandably, pissed. Lawsuits to follow.


I'll bet Renee was thinking about Kristen while she was having sex with Angela.

ChiefsOne
11-08-2005, 10:26 AM
Rome just said Stern has contacted them about being on his show and Penthouse wants them for a spread.

Spread huh huh - Butthead voice

RedNFeisty
11-08-2005, 10:52 AM
dismissed from the team?? next stop, porn

-EB-...goody for us


Porn? That depends, are they squirters, do they take it up the butt, do they do a-t-m? These are very important qualities for porn.

Brock
11-08-2005, 10:53 AM
Porn? That depends, are they squirters, do they take it up the butt, do they do a-t-m? These are very important qualities for porn.

Good God. Clint doesn't deserve you.

RedNFeisty
11-08-2005, 10:54 AM
Rome just said Stern has contacted them about being on his show and Penthouse wants them for a spread.

Spread huh huh - Butthead voice

Women are starting to know what marketing angles get them the richest the fastest. Good going girls!!

Ebolapox
11-08-2005, 10:54 AM
Porn? That depends, are they squirters, do they take it up the butt, do they do a-t-m? These are very important qualities for porn.

heh--depends, I guess--in my imagination they did all those things, but--in reality?? not sure--the fact that they'd have sex in a bathroom would make me guess that they do all those and more

-EB-

RedNFeisty
11-08-2005, 10:55 AM
Good God. Clint doesn't deserve you.

Aw, don't make me blush! :)

RedNFeisty
11-08-2005, 10:56 AM
heh--depends, I guess--in my imagination they did all those things, but--in reality?? not sure--the fact that they'd have sex in a bathroom would make me guess that they do all those and more

-EB-

You have to love the imagination!

Clint in Wichita
11-08-2005, 11:04 AM
Good God. Clint doesn't deserve you.

Eat shit and die, mother ****er!!

I've EARNED it!

Of course, I'm sure there is an endless supply of pudgy, goateed dorks who disagree with me.

Clint in Wichita
11-08-2005, 11:04 AM
Aw, don't make me blush! :)


Hey, f_ck you too!

Calcountry
11-08-2005, 11:06 AM
Women are starting to know what marketing angles get them the richest the fastest. Good going girls!!:hmmm:

Clint in Wichita
11-08-2005, 11:08 AM
:hmmm:

Give it up, putz.

We know, we know. She has a vagina. Wow.

chagrin
11-08-2005, 11:09 AM
Eat shit and die, mother ****er!!

I've EARNED it!

Of course, I'm sure there is an endless supply of pudgy, goateed dorks who disagree with me.

You forgot, "Rob Halford looking", goateed

RedNFeisty
11-08-2005, 12:12 PM
Hey, f_ck you too!

Eat my ass! :)

Clint in Wichita
11-08-2005, 12:39 PM
Eat my ass! :)

Again? God, you're insatiable.

If you insist...

shaneo69
11-08-2005, 02:05 PM
What's amazing is that even the mug shot pictures look better than the Chiefs cheerleaders' pictures on KCChiefs.com.

RedNFeisty
11-08-2005, 03:04 PM
Again? God, you're insatiable.

If you insist...Oh hey, speaking of, don't bother returning the movies yet!! :thumb:

chagrin
11-08-2005, 03:13 PM
Again? God, you're insatiable.

If you insist...


You know what I don't like? An ass eating scene that's not well lit...

giggitty

Clint in Wichita
11-08-2005, 03:15 PM
Oh hey, speaking of, don't bother returning the movies yet!! :thumb:


lol...that's code for "lucky me"!

Rain Man
11-08-2005, 03:17 PM
lol...that's code for "lucky me"!

Yep. You can never see March of the Pengins too many times.

RedNFeisty
11-08-2005, 03:43 PM
Yep. You can never see March of the Pengins too many times.

Did you see where they put little camera's on the Pengins backs so that they could get underwater shots, that's pretty cool. They are well lit too!!

RedNFeisty
11-08-2005, 03:45 PM
lol...that's code for "lucky me"!
:LOL: :p