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BigRedChief
11-07-2005, 09:15 AM
I figure the profootball talk or someone else will start a rumor this week about T.O. coming here so we my as well have a place holder thread ready for the rumors.

Hell we have (supposely) $4 million in cap space. Lets go for him. :clap:

Just a joke. He does play and practice hard. Never takes a play off. Will go over the middle. It's his off the field "stuff" I can do without. I'd rather lose every game than see his antics in a KC Chiefs uniform.

Saulbadguy
11-07-2005, 09:17 AM
I've always found a reason to side with TO on previous matters, but this is just over the line. It's a shame he has to waste all his talent and abilities like this.

Frankie
11-07-2005, 09:18 AM
SAY NO
TO T.O.

SAY NO
TO T.O.

(Everybody)

SAY NO
TO T.O.

tomahawk kid
11-07-2005, 09:20 AM
Um...yeah.

That'll happen.

Cochise
11-07-2005, 09:20 AM
:Lin:

jidar
11-07-2005, 09:21 AM
T.O. can go fking die for all I care.
I don't give a shit what his numbers are, keep him the hell out of K.C.

Cormac
11-07-2005, 09:25 AM
I used to think TO was "just misunderstood", but the last year or so he has gone completely mad. That guy is disturbed in the scariest way. Clearly a loose cannon....I just wished Hugh Douglas had bust his ass for him.

Demonpenz
11-07-2005, 09:26 AM
i used to try to side with TO, but now it's impossible

Lzen
11-07-2005, 09:26 AM
Man, I am so sick of TO and all his BS. ESPN might as well change their name to the Randy Moss and TO station. 4321

Pitt Gorilla
11-07-2005, 09:27 AM
No way. I'm happy with the anti-TO, Kennison.

sedated
11-07-2005, 09:27 AM
we can't get him this year, past trade deadline.

he would have to clear waivers - GB or HOU would get him.

Not worth arguing - mute point

KILLER_CLOWN
11-07-2005, 09:29 AM
Vanover and Morris are also still available, I say we pick up all 3 and really make a push for the playoffs.

htismaqe
11-07-2005, 09:39 AM
Man, I am so sick of TO and all his BS. ESPN might as well change their name to the Randy Moss and TO station. 4321

ROFL

No shit.

Watching the Iowa game on ESPN on Saturday and they broke in a DOZEN TIMES to bring us "breaking news" about TO...

MichaelH
11-07-2005, 09:41 AM
I don't think he fits the profile.

BigRedChief
11-07-2005, 09:42 AM
I believe that King Carl has already issued his ruling on the matter.............He said that under no circumstances would he be interested in T.O.

Simplex3
11-07-2005, 09:53 AM
If you believe that this is our last run then you want TO and you want him now. That guy would have been putting up huge numbers this year if McLoser hadn't spent the whole season trying to throw to anyone BUT TO.

I've only seen the Eagles twice this year but in both games McDumbass would look at a wide open TO then progress to another receiver. Better yet were the plays when he wouldn't even look at TO. McFool is only slightly better than Vick in my book. They both have head issues that won't let their physical gifts shine.

CosmicPal
11-07-2005, 09:57 AM
Hell, I'd hate to say it, but I'd take him for the rest of this year. I absolutely despise TO, but I'd take him for the rest of the season.

We need another WR- having him line up as another wideout would beget all kinds of problems for the opposing D's.

Look at the other teams in the hunt for a playoff spot and their remaining schedules: Pittsburgh- EASY schedule. Jacksonville - EASY schedule. Denver - despite having five road games, their schedule isn't as tough as ours. I know anything goes and anything happens, but if you look at the remaining schedules of all the AFC teams in the hunt for a playoff spot- it doesn't bode well for KC. We simply HAVE to control our destiny, and that means NOT losing the next two road games.

To secure a playoff spot, we may have to end up winning the division. I say if TO can help us do that- then so be it. When the season's over- say "Thank You, here's your bags and go find another place to play."

jAZ
11-07-2005, 10:00 AM
I think if we could get TO for the last 8 games, we could make it work. He did well though his first season in Philly (both in attitude and performance). We only need him for 1/2 a season and the playoffs.

With Trent Green as his QB, he'd certainly get along with Trent (who wouldn't?).

I wouldn't want him in his 2nd year though. Is that possible? 1-and-done?

Braincase
11-07-2005, 11:13 AM
I hope T.O does a double Ostertag and gives both his kidneys to a relative, donates his lungs to a dying child, and his corneas to a grandmother so she can see her grandchildren for the first time.

Too bad he doesn't have any heart...

Molitoth
11-07-2005, 11:13 AM
Bringing TO into the locker room would cause a complete uproar. Hell we already got LJ and TGonz wanting the ball more, throw TO into the mix and nobody is gonna be happy. Besides that, he's a complete prick and a discrace to the game, imo.

ct
11-07-2005, 11:25 AM
If you have not yet seen this site, it is must read!!
F.U.T.O. (http://www.foryouto.com/pages/1/)

nlm

Duck Dog
11-07-2005, 11:30 AM
I bash T.O. with the best of 'em. But we would all shiat ourselves if he came here.

Sure-Oz
11-07-2005, 11:38 AM
id rent him for the rest of the year, who gives a shit this O needs help bad in the passing game dick might tell him to get some diaperso n too

stevieray
11-07-2005, 11:39 AM
Martz and Owens end up in Oakland.

GoTrav
11-07-2005, 11:39 AM
http://www.foryouto.com/images/FUTO_TP_Roll.jpg

Taco John
11-07-2005, 11:46 AM
we can't get him this year, past trade deadline.

he would have to clear waivers - GB or HOU would get him.

Not worth arguing - mute point



Is that anything like a Moo Point?

stevieray
11-07-2005, 11:50 AM
Is that anything like a Moo Point?

mute cow can't moo... :harumph:

Skip Towne
11-07-2005, 11:57 AM
Is that anything like a Moo Point?
No, it' a point that can't talk.

BigRedChief
11-07-2005, 01:16 PM
okay so now its official. T.O. is gone for the season. Let the rumors swirl.

Bowser
11-07-2005, 01:19 PM
I'm sure Trent Green wouldn't mind hearing the Chiefs would be a good team if we had Brett Favre as our Quarterback.

Calcountry
11-07-2005, 01:23 PM
The bitch is never happy. Every play could go to him, and if the QB didn't hit him in the hands, or couldn't see him come open because he had 2x 300+ pounds of meat bearing down on him, TO would bitch, cry, pout, and shamlessly ask for mo money mo money mo money.

He even makes it hard fro Drew Rosenhaus to look good.

KChiefsQT
11-07-2005, 01:25 PM
If you have not yet seen this site, it is must read!!
F.U.T.O. (http://www.foryouto.com/pages/1/)

nlm
ROFL that's great.

chiefsfan1963
11-07-2005, 01:26 PM
I believe that King Carl has already issued his ruling on the matter.............He said that under no circumstances would he be interested in T.O.

Carl added that he had no interest in making a serious run to the SB either, but there is always next year. He stated that 2006 Season Ticket Holders will see a slight increase in their ticket prices of 10%. :D

chiefsfan1963
11-07-2005, 01:27 PM
Hell, I'd hate to say it, but I'd take him for the rest of this year. I absolutely despise TO, but I'd take him for the rest of the season.

We need another WR- having him line up as another wideout would beget all kinds of problems for the opposing D's.

Look at the other teams in the hunt for a playoff spot and their remaining schedules: Pittsburgh- EASY schedule. Jacksonville - EASY schedule. Denver - despite having five road games, their schedule isn't as tough as ours. I know anything goes and anything happens, but if you look at the remaining schedules of all the AFC teams in the hunt for a playoff spot- it doesn't bode well for KC. We simply HAVE to control our destiny, and that means NOT losing the next two road games.

To secure a playoff spot, we may have to end up winning the division. I say if TO can help us do that- then so be it. When the season's over- say "Thank You, here's your bags and go find another place to play."

very good point.

Duck Dog
11-07-2005, 01:34 PM
If you have not yet seen this site, it is must read!!
F.U.T.O. (http://www.foryouto.com/pages/1/)

nlm

Very funny stuff. ROFL

BigRedChief
11-07-2005, 01:45 PM
Carl added that he had no interest in making a serious run to the SB either, but there is always next year. He stated that 2006 Season Ticket Holders will see a slight increase in their ticket prices of 10%. :D

Hey that chit is too close to the truth to be funny.:banghead:

GoTrav
11-07-2005, 01:51 PM
someone photoshop a TO in Red and Gold for me :) I'd definately be on board with bringing him here for a year if we still have Trent. Incentive laced deal, gag clauses...all that good stuff. Face the facts, I doubt anyone gives him more than a year deal, so he definately needs to shape up; he won't get another shot if he pulls the same sh1t next year.

Cochise
11-07-2005, 01:53 PM
I don't want TO here, let me preface this by saying that.

I wonder if most people around here would take him if his base salary is extremely low and the contract is incentive pay and there were liberal provisions for the team to be able to suspend or dismiss him for the slightest amount of non-good solidering.

Are there ANY contractual circumstances where a reasonable person would want to bring him in?

Maybe I might consider thinking about being OK with it if he was making jack crap, all incentive based contract, and the organization had an agreement with him that the first instance of even slight misbehavior would have him cleaning out his locker.

But even then, even if he swore to be good, he was saying the same things about McNabb when he was trying to go there. You can't buy into anything he says.

Just wondered if anyone would take him under any circumstances. Not me. Just wondering.

BigRedChief
11-07-2005, 01:57 PM
Just wondered if anyone would take him under any circumstances. Not me. Just wondering.

I guess this is a moot point because King Carl is on record that he doesn't want T.O. under any circumstances.

ct
11-07-2005, 01:58 PM
I don't want TO here, let me preface this by saying that.

I wonder if most people around here would take him if his base salary is extremely low and the contract is incentive pay and there were liberal provisions for the team to be able to suspend or dismiss him for the slightest amount of non-good solidering.

Are there ANY contractual circumstances where a reasonable person would want to bring him in?

Maybe I might consider thinking about being OK with it if he was making jack crap, all incentive based contract, and the organization had an agreement with him that the first instance of even slight misbehavior would have him cleaning out his locker.

But even then, even if he swore to be good, he was saying the same things about McNabb when he was trying to go there. You can't buy into anything he says.

Just wondered if anyone would take him under any circumstances. Not me. Just wondering.

Definitely...NO!

GoTrav
11-07-2005, 01:58 PM
I don't want TO here, let me preface this by saying that.

I wonder if most people around here would take him if his base salary is extremely low and the contract is incentive pay and there were liberal provisions for the team to be able to suspend or dismiss him for the slightest amount of non-good solidering.

Are there ANY contractual circumstances where a reasonable person would want to bring him in?

Maybe I might consider thinking about being OK with it if he was making jack crap, all incentive based contract, and the organization had an agreement with him that the first instance of even slight misbehavior would have him cleaning out his locker.

But even then, even if he swore to be good, he was saying the same things about McNabb when he was trying to go there. You can't buy into anything he says.

Just wondered if anyone would take him under any circumstances. Not me. Just wondering.

Not for the money he "thinks" he deserves but stat wise, he's 2nd in receiving currently... His dumbassery is what sealed his fate. The production was never an issue. Huge up side if he leaves his baggage at the door. Depending on the direction the team takes next year (rebuilding, or another SB push) I would definately like the Chiefs to at least look into it, to see if he would commit to some TO-proof contract and stipulations.

ROFL, he disabled the message board on the TO site...would have like to see a few of those threads

"Welcome!

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If you are the board administrator, you can log in below and begin setting up your new board"

morphius
11-07-2005, 01:59 PM
Maybe he can get in with the new KC Arena team

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-07-2005, 02:01 PM
I heard the Chiefs were going to sign him as a safety, convert him to corner, then back to safety.

Thig Lyfe
11-07-2005, 02:13 PM
we can't get him this year, past trade deadline.

he would have to clear waivers - GB or HOU would get him.

Not worth arguing - mute point

mute point?

morphius
11-07-2005, 02:24 PM
mute point?
Maybe he meant that the point is moo.

Thig Lyfe
11-07-2005, 02:28 PM
Maybe he meant that the point is moo.

Are you sure he didn't mean mule?

morphius
11-07-2005, 02:29 PM
Are you sure he didn't mean mule?
It's pretty similar, because just like a cow's "moo" nobody really cares what a donkey is saying, so the point is "moo".

Cochise
11-07-2005, 03:03 PM
ROFL

BigRedChief
11-07-2005, 09:06 PM
How can a cow moo if it is a mute? Isn't that moot?

mrbiggz
11-07-2005, 10:16 PM
Realistically we could trade for him at little or nothing. let's say a third round pick at most. If it doesn't work out, or even wether it works out or not, we just cut his azz before his roster bonus of 7 million dollars is due in the spring.

The worst thing I think that could happen is he says something stupid and we cut his azz and lose a third round pick. We go back to kennison, dante, horn, boerigter, and parker as our receivers.

HolmeZz
11-07-2005, 10:19 PM
Trade deadline is over.

Valiant
11-07-2005, 10:26 PM
Trade deadline is over.


I am sure Fagilebue will let that slide... I would bring him here for a one year deal, no signing bonus though...

Cochise
11-07-2005, 10:28 PM
Man, I would love to have him. If his mouth were surgically shut.

Spicy McHaggis
11-07-2005, 10:30 PM
If you believe that this is our last run then you want TO and you want him now. That guy would have been putting up huge numbers this year if McLoser hadn't spent the whole season trying to throw to anyone BUT TO.

I've only seen the Eagles twice this year but in both games McDumbass would look at a wide open TO then progress to another receiver. Better yet were the plays when he wouldn't even look at TO. McFool is only slightly better than Vick in my book. They both have head issues that won't let their physical gifts shine.

In all fairness, you need to work on your names for McNabb. Either that or you're a writer for MadTV.

Lonewolf Ed
11-07-2005, 10:33 PM
I am sure Fagilebue will let that slide... I would bring him here for a one year deal, no signing bonus though...

Let him go and destroy someone else's team, not KC. I would not care if TO was our kickoff specialist, too, booming kickoffs out the back of the endzone, and played nickel back as well as being the number one receiver. Hell, that would make me reconsider who I would root for if he came to KC.

Cochise
11-07-2005, 10:36 PM
In all fairness, you need to work on your names for McNabb. Either that or you're a writer for MadTV.

To be fair, that post had more funny lines than the entire history of MadTV.

T-post Tom
11-07-2005, 10:39 PM
If you believe that this is our last run then you want TO and you want him now. That guy would have been putting up huge numbers this year if McLoser hadn't spent the whole season trying to throw to anyone BUT TO.

I've only seen the Eagles twice this year but in both games McDumbass would look at a wide open TO then progress to another receiver. Better yet were the plays when he wouldn't even look at TO. McFool is only slightly better than Vick in my book. They both have head issues that won't let their physical gifts shine.

Nice to see Rush Limpballs has a voice on the board. ha!

ExtremeChief
11-08-2005, 03:15 AM
from FUTO.com


Letter to Mr. Irvin...
Dear Mr. Irvin,

My name is Jeremy, and I just want to thank you for helping my hero, T.O., out in his time of need. While I have been helping to collect money for food, you have been kind enough to help out with some clothes.

Together, hopefully we can get T.O. enough hot dogs and jerseys to help his entire family.

Love,
Jeremy
www.ForYouTO.com

P.S. Can you tell the people on your show to move the microphones closer to your mouth. I'm assuming that is the only reason you scream so much.

Sportswax
11-08-2005, 03:17 AM
T.O. stands for Time Off at this point.

Fruit Ninja
11-08-2005, 03:49 AM
I was on TO's side for a good long while. Its just he gives you no reason now to be on his side. He is a first class dumbass.

Kraut
11-08-2005, 05:29 AM
No way on TO!!! There is no doubt he is one of the best, but he is also the best at tearing a team apart.

Halfcan
11-10-2005, 12:12 AM
I don't want TOdor in a Chiefs uniform-EVER!!!

I hope he retires.