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JimNasium
11-07-2005, 12:21 PM
Dammit Joey!:cuss:


Link (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9936978/site/newsweek/)

Newsmakers
Jennifer Aniston: Seven Things* I’d Rather Talk About ... Than the Men in (or Out) of My Life
Newsweek

# My new movie, "Derailed." It's a really sexy psychological thriller with Clive Owen. I had never done a thriller before. It was hard to kiss Clive, but you know what? Somebody had to do it, and that's what they pay me for.
# My dog, Norman. I got him from the animal trainers on "Friends"—the ones who worked with the chick, the duck and the monkey. He was an actor dog, but he was so lazy that he had a terrible reputation. He wouldn't hit his mark. He just sat there. They said they sent his doggie head shot out and he wasn't getting any calls.
# How little I actually cry. I'm pegged as a crier, aren't I? I was upset about the Vanity Fair article. I had one moment when I got emotional because I hadn't sat down with an interviewer since this whole debacle took place. It happened for a second and then it was over. But I do cry when I watch shows about babies being born. And I can turn on "Terms of Endearment" at any point and start crying—or "The Champ," with Rick Schroder.
# The long-term effects of Botox. It seems like people are messing around with dangerous stuff. Look at some of the faces out there! Men age gracefully, although you're seeing more men having plastic surgery, which is weird. Nothing is worse than a guy with an eye job—and don't think we can't tell.
# The state of television. Where are all the sitcoms? Why are we so obsessed with reality TV? We don't know how to write and create good shows. I wonder if reality TV is adding to the obsession with the rag magazines that create all those soap operas with celebrities. So-and-so is scratching so-and-so's eyes out—and, oh, my God, they may meet! It's so pathetic.
# The state of the world. How about that indictment?! And why did it take so long to respond to the crisis in New Orleans? Everything is imploding. It all seems to lead back to our dear president.
# Radiohead. When are they going to make a new album? Where are they? Where did they go? I also want to know why Steve Perry left Journey.

*An occasional series dedicated to beleaguered celebrities. As told to Nicki Gostin.

Royal Fashion Victim
The big news about Prince Charles's stateside jaunt with his new missus Camilla was... well, you've got us there. But at least the visit, meant to highlight Britain and the United States' "common bonds and traditions"—like high-level marital scandals?—proved educational. Camilla, typecast as a noirish home wrecker, came across as jovial and down to earth. And she taught American women that lugging along 50 frocks on an overseas trip doesn't mean you have an ounce of fashion sense.

—Nicki Gostin[/SIZE]

Donger
11-07-2005, 12:23 PM
Yeah, whatever. Get your t*ts out and be quiet.

PunkinDrublic
11-07-2005, 12:23 PM
I always thought she was a lurker on this board.

KChiefsQT
11-07-2005, 12:29 PM
I love Jennifer Aniston.

Skip Towne
11-07-2005, 12:30 PM
My balls would look good on her chin.

MichaelH
11-07-2005, 12:30 PM
She's just in need of a real man.

Simplex3
11-07-2005, 12:33 PM
ROFL

What a f**ked up country we live in when we give a flying f**k about what some dumbass celeb thinks about anything. I thought it was really nice that some political talk show was interviewing Gena Davis and asking her political questions. Why? Because the plays the first female president on TV.

:shake:

chagrin
11-07-2005, 12:42 PM
I love Jennifer Aniston.
:shake:

chagrin
11-07-2005, 12:44 PM
This is what I found the most funny:

"And why did it take so long to respond to the crisis in New Orleans? Everything is imploding. It all seems to lead back to our dear president."

and then she follows that up with "what happened to Radiohead, and why did Steve Perry leave Journey.

What a tital waste of air. Personally, I would not feel bad at all if, instead of the Raiderfanman, it was her who was shot through the eye. I really wouldn't care.

InChiefsHell
11-07-2005, 12:45 PM
:shake:

You'd do her in a heartbeat and you know it...

chagrin
11-07-2005, 12:45 PM
You'd do her in a heartbeat and you know it...

I'd F*ck her up the ass for discliplinary purposes

Calcountry
11-07-2005, 12:45 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

jidar
11-07-2005, 12:46 PM
It'd hit it.


http://www.photodump.com/direct/hormiga/kirk458.jpg

Mark M
11-07-2005, 12:51 PM
ROFL

What a f**ked up country we live in when we give a flying f**k about what some dumbass celeb thinks about anything. I thought it was really nice that some political talk show was interviewing Gena Davis and asking her political questions. Why? Because the plays the first female president on TV.

:shake:
Yet here you are, on an Internet bulletin board, reading what a bunch of dumbass non-celebs think about everything and posting what you think.

Kinda ironic ...

MM
~~:D

KChiefsQT
11-07-2005, 12:55 PM
What a tital waste of air. Personally, I would not feel bad at all if, instead of the Raiderfanman, it was her who was shot through the eye. I really wouldn't care.

That's ****ed up.
She's a celebrity... I love her character. Rachel on Friends...hilarious. Its our ****ed up country that cares so much about celebrities and what they think... we(generally speaking) buy the magazine and watch the heart wrenching interviews. If this country didn't care...the shit wouldn't sell. Don't blame her for statements she makes... cause its the people that buy into it and feed off that bullshit.

Pitt Gorilla
11-07-2005, 12:58 PM
:shake:You play for that team, huh. NTTIAWWT.

Pitt Gorilla
11-07-2005, 01:00 PM
Yet here you are, on an Internet bulletin board, reading what a bunch of dumbass non-celebs think about everything and posting what you think.

Kinda ironic ...

MM
~~:D
I was going to post the same thing; what a f**ked up country we live in when we give a flying f**k about what some dumbass non-celeb like Simplex thinks about anything.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-07-2005, 01:01 PM
That's ****ed up.
She's a celebrity... I love her character. Rachel on Friends...hilarious. Its our ****ed up country that cares so much about celebrities and what they think... we(generally speaking) buy the magazine and watch the heart wrenching interviews. If this country didn't care...the shit wouldn't sell. Don't blame her for statements she makes... cause its the people that buy into it and feed off that bullshit.
oh boy........ this thread is gonna get fun now.....................

KChiefsQT
11-07-2005, 01:02 PM
oh boy........ this thread is gonna get fun now.....................
what?? it's true. :)

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-07-2005, 01:07 PM
what?? it's true. :)
I'm not saying it isn't. Not taking sides at all. That post just took me back to some of the politcal/Michael Moore/we hate celebrities threads that were once so "popular" because of it's tone and boldness. I'm just waitnig for someone to bait you with some hardcore smack/disagreement now and this whole thing heading toward romper room.

... of course I could be wrong.

chagrin
11-07-2005, 01:23 PM
That's ****ed up.
She's a celebrity... I love her character. Rachel on Friends...hilarious. Its our ****ed up country that cares so much about celebrities and what they think... we(generally speaking) buy the magazine and watch the heart wrenching interviews. If this country didn't care...the shit wouldn't sell. Don't blame her for statements she makes... cause its the people that buy into it and feed off that bullshit.


Basically you are saying she has a right to say what she wants, as I am sure you are defending your right to say what you want, therefore respect my right to say what I want.


I think she's a f*cking dipshit. So, I will say whatever I want, whenever I read any of her stupid shit posted here. and I will respect your right to disagree but please, don't tell me what to do.

I am happy that you love Rachel, and read heart wrenching interviews. That's your right, to do so.

KChiefsQT
11-07-2005, 01:27 PM
Basically you are saying she has a right to say what she wants, as I am sure you are defending your right to say what you want, therefore respect my right to say what I want.


I think she's a f*cking dipshit. So, I will say whatever I want, whenever I read any of her stupid shit posted here. and I will respect your right to disagree but please, don't tell me what to do.

I am happy that you love Rachel, and read heart wrenching interviews. That's your right, to do so.

Wishing death on someone... that's what made me respond to your post in the first place.

JimNasium
11-07-2005, 01:28 PM
What started off as a fun-loving jab at ChiefsPlanet "implosion" is creating a minor implosion. Ironic huh? ROFL

chagrin
11-07-2005, 01:34 PM
What started off as a fun-loving jab at ChiefsPlanet "implosion" is creating a minor implosion. Ironic huh? ROFL


Not at all, I don't have a problem with her expressing her feelings.

I would correct her on one thing though, I didn't "wish death upon" JA, just said I wouldn't care.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-07-2005, 01:37 PM
What started off as a fun-loving jab at ChiefsPlanet "implosion" is creating a minor implosion. Ironic huh? ROFL
Don't say someone didn't tell you so....

Thanks chagrin.


:D

JimNasium
11-07-2005, 01:37 PM
Don't say someone didn't tell you so....

Thanks chagrin.


:D
ROFL