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wutamess
11-08-2005, 09:40 AM
Looks like it's going to be another peachy day this Saturday with temps comparable to last week (mid 60's).

Raytown South highschool
So with that in mind... who's all game for Saturday @ 12noon.
Also, please don't commit and don't show.

As usual... I'll keep a list of players here.

Wutamess
my cousin
Phobia
Dave Lane
My Sisters boyfriend
My uncle
His cousin
Frank the Tank (co-worker)
Lzen
LZen's nephew
kchero
kchero friend (Shane)
chiefsfolife


Directions:

From downtown:
I70 East to 435 south to 350 East
Raytown SOuth Highschool is 1 mile pass 350 East and Raytown Road.
Make a right on Sterling, next light after Raytown Road and continue to school.

From Midtown:
350 East
Raytown SOuth Highschool is 1 mile pass 350 East and Raytown Road.
Make a right on Sterling, next light after Raytown Road and continue to school.

From Lee's Summit:
470 West to 350 West 3 stop lights make left on Sterling.

From KS:
435 East to 470 East
Exit on Raytown Road make left (heading north).
Make right on 83rd street (3rd stop light from Highway).
Raytown South is 1 mile on 83rd to left hand side.

Side note: Would someone please inform the village idiot that he's... actually an idiot


PM1 from village idiot:
Anyone wanna play footb... 11-03-2005 05:03 PM Redrum_69 you know how i can tell if i have a high sperm count? if your mom chews twice before she swallows

PM2 from village idiot:
Anyone wanna play footb... 11-02-2005 12:47 PM Redrum_69 I'll be
there, and I'll bring the beer. I only have one request....tackle...not flag..real men play tackle football, not this over the hill "ohh lets play flag cuz i'm older than dirt and i'll break a bone" bullshit.

ROFL

ChiTown
11-08-2005, 09:52 AM
You should ask Skip to play. I think he could actually make dirt look young.......

RedNFeisty
11-08-2005, 10:01 AM
Impressive, you guys are able to move around after the last game. :)

Lzen
11-08-2005, 10:08 AM
Impressive, you guys are able to move around after the last game. :)

Ha ha ha. The last time I played football with these guys it was on the Sunday of the Chiefs bye. I tried to play hoops on Tuesday (like I was doing every week) and I could barely jump or run.
:shake:

roger,
I'll probably be in. That's not a definite just yet, but I'm thinking I should be able to this Saturday as I don't have anything going on for the first time in awhile. :) I'll let you know for sure in the next day or two.

wutamess
11-08-2005, 10:57 AM
Ha ha ha. The last time I played football with these guys it was on the Sunday of the Chiefs bye. I tried to play hoops on Tuesday (like I was doing every week) and I could barely jump or run.
:shake:

roger,
I'll probably be in. That's not a definite just yet, but I'm thinking I should be able to this Saturday as I don't have anything going on for the first time in awhile. :) I'll let you know for sure in the next day or two.

kul... looking to go 3-0 this week.

wutamess
11-08-2005, 12:43 PM
bump

Sully
11-08-2005, 01:41 PM
If you lower your expectations from "football players" to "anyone with a heartbeat, and even that doesn't have to be verified" let me know.

wutamess
11-08-2005, 02:55 PM
That mean you're in?

morphius
11-08-2005, 02:58 PM
I'm slowly kicking this sinus cough thing, but will at least pretend to try to make it out this week.

Maybe it will keep Sully feeling better about his skills.

Sully
11-08-2005, 02:58 PM
You know the deal... I'll be a maybe till at least Thursday or Friday...

wutamess
11-08-2005, 03:11 PM
You know the deal... I'll be a maybe till at least Thursday or Friday...

You're killing me smalls. :shake:

kepp
11-08-2005, 03:12 PM
Hey, put me down as a maybe for now. I should be back from my lisfranc injury by then.

I want Lzen on my team though...

Dunit35
11-08-2005, 03:13 PM
I wish I could play again, its a good 4 hour drive for me. But again it sure was fun. Wutamess were you Roger, the QB in white T-shirt?

Sully
11-08-2005, 03:15 PM
You're killing me smalls. :shake:

Still gotta see if Wendy Pfeffercorn will go out with me on Saturday.

Sully
11-08-2005, 03:15 PM
I would say I'm 80%

Skip Towne
11-08-2005, 03:22 PM
What kind of signing bonus are we talking about?

Rain Man
11-08-2005, 03:24 PM
Yeah, I'm holding out. The Poston Brothers are my agents, and they tell me that I can be a star.

Skip Towne
11-08-2005, 03:50 PM
Yeah, I'm holding out. The Poston Brothers are my agents, and they tell me that I can be a star.
Isn't that spelled POSton?

wutamess
11-08-2005, 03:57 PM
I wish I could play again, its a good 4 hour drive for me. But again it sure was fun. Wutamess were you Roger, the QB in white T-shirt?

Correction: the 2-0 QB in the white t-shirt.

wutamess
11-08-2005, 03:59 PM
What kind of signing bonus are we talking about?

Ultra wide Huggies with wings and a daytime supply of Pepto Bismol.
If you're lucky we may be able to throw in a remote controlled wheel chair.

Oh and some damn ink blots so you can figure out why you're so damn contankerous. (sp?)

stevieray
11-08-2005, 04:28 PM
Correction: the 2-0 QB in the white t-shirt.

did you block?

Dunit35
11-08-2005, 05:43 PM
Correction: the 2-0 QB in the white t-shirt.

I thought that was you. You got lucky on a mess up in our coverage. My bro told me to take the deep guy and hed take the short guy, by the time he said that I had already taken the short route. Oh well, good game though.

foppa78
11-08-2005, 06:10 PM
Sorry Roger, I'm out. I already have 2 commitments. Tell BP to take my place.

wutamess
11-08-2005, 06:17 PM
did you block?

Nope...
Just the field general of the fun & gun offense.

wutamess
11-08-2005, 06:18 PM
Sorry Roger, I'm out. I already have 2 commitments. Tell BP to take my place.

np...

BP said he might actually make it. :rolleyes:

Not holding my breath.

wutamess
11-08-2005, 06:19 PM
I thought that was you. You got lucky on a mess up in our coverage. My bro told me to take the deep guy and hed take the short guy, by the time he said that I had already taken the short route. Oh well, good game though.

You're not talking about the time I caught the bomb are you?
Or are you talking about the time I was supposed to have our QB throw the ball up while me & your brother went 1 on 1 for it?

stevieray
11-08-2005, 06:25 PM
Nope...
Just the field general of the fun & gun offense.

ok, TO.


:p

wutamess
11-08-2005, 09:23 PM
bumpo

Lzen
11-09-2005, 10:44 AM
Hey, put me down as a maybe for now. I should be back from my lisfranc injury by then.

I want Lzen on my team though...

Sweet, everybody wants me. ROFL Oh wait......that means I gotta make some plays again......aw crap. I can't deal with expectations. :banghead: :p

Roger,
I will be there on Saturday. Hopefully, I can bring my brother again and maybe my nephew (he's 14 and plays for Seaman High School). I should be able to let you know about those guys by tonight or tomorrow.

chiefsfolife
11-09-2005, 11:27 AM
can I play

kepp
11-09-2005, 11:33 AM
Sweet, everybody wants me. ROFL Oh wait......that means I gotta make some plays again......aw crap. I can't deal with expectations. :banghead: :p

Roger,
I will be there on Saturday. Hopefully, I can bring my brother again and maybe my nephew (he's 14 and plays for Seaman High School). I should be able to let you know about those guys by tonight or tomorrow.
I may sit this one out if there's Seamen on the field.

j/k...I just couldn't sit back and type nothing

Lzen
11-09-2005, 11:38 AM
I may sit this one out if there's Seamen on the field.

j/k...I just couldn't sit back and type nothing


It's Seamen, not semen. :Lin:

Actually, there's a funny story on that. My high school that I attended, Topeka High has a Trojan as a mascot. One year in the paper the headline read something like Trojans hold back Seamen. ROFL

Lzen
11-09-2005, 11:39 AM
can I play

I don't know. Can you? Heh, I'm sure we would welcome more players.

Lzen
11-09-2005, 11:40 AM
It's Seamen, not semen. :Lin:

Actually, there's a funny story on that. My high school that I attended, Topeka High has a Trojan as a mascot. One year in the paper the headline read something like Trojans hold back Seamen. ROFL


Edit: I guess I misspelled that. It's Seaman.

kepp
11-09-2005, 12:02 PM
It's Seamen, not semen. :Lin:

Actually, there's a funny story on that. My high school that I attended, Topeka High has a Trojan as a mascot. One year in the paper the headline read something like Trojans hold back Seamen. ROFL
ROFL classic

wutamess
11-09-2005, 03:05 PM
can I play

Please come...
We'd be happy to have you.
The more the marrier. :thumb:

Phobia
11-09-2005, 08:07 PM
Looks like we don't have a full squad yet.

wutamess
11-09-2005, 11:05 PM
bump.

kchero
11-09-2005, 11:23 PM
My friend Shane and I will show up.

chiefsfolife
11-09-2005, 11:27 PM
Please come...
We'd be happy to have you.
The more the marrier. :thumb:


cool...sounds good

wutamess
11-10-2005, 08:42 AM
cool...sounds good

Is that a definite yes?

Lzen
11-10-2005, 12:54 PM
Hmmm, hopefully the weather forecast changes. I don't mind a little sprinkling (as long as it isn't cold), but thunderstorms are not good.

morphius
11-10-2005, 12:59 PM
Luckily I think I have found a reason not to come. Whatever the hell is going on with my body its starting to get really old. I'm laying in bed popping some ibuprofine to keep my temp down to 100 right now.

#*&@!!!!

wutamess
11-10-2005, 01:49 PM
OK enough for 5 on 5 for now I'm thinking by the end of the week, we'll have enough for 8 on 8.

That was the best.

wutamess
11-10-2005, 11:28 PM
bumpo

wutamess
11-11-2005, 10:12 AM
Bump.
Any weather updates?

wutamess
11-11-2005, 05:29 PM
Looks like it's supposed to start storming @ 12.
We may have to play it by ear.

Lzen
11-11-2005, 05:36 PM
There's a 50% chance for T-storms tomorrow. If by tomorrow morning it looks like a pretty good chance, I won't make it.

Phobia
11-11-2005, 05:43 PM
We should move the time up to 11:00.

Skip Towne
11-11-2005, 05:49 PM
What a bunch of hothouse flowers. Football was MEANT to be played in the elements.

Lzen
11-11-2005, 06:28 PM
What a bunch of hothouse flowers. Football was MEANT to be played in the elements.

Are you planning on playing? No? Then S T FU.
:p

CoMoChief
11-11-2005, 06:34 PM
I hope you guys play on the 26th. I'll be in town for Thanksgiving Break from school. Hopefully I can get a chance to meet some of guys.

I'm also going to the game on the 27th, Dec. 4th, Dec 24th, and possibly Jan 1st, so if theres a particular spot where all of you guys tailgate let me know (that is of course if you want).

kchero
11-11-2005, 10:17 PM
My friend Shane and I have to work until 11:00 am so we will be there around 12:00 if everyone is still on.

wutamess
11-11-2005, 11:08 PM
we'll show unless it's raining.
If it's drizzling I'll still be there but if it's pouring... no dice!

wutamess
11-12-2005, 08:35 AM
Looks like it's not going to rain until around 5 oclockish so we're good. :thumb:

Phobia
11-12-2005, 08:39 AM
Yeah - noon is still good for me.

chiefsfolife
11-12-2005, 08:42 AM
put me on the list bro

Phobia
11-12-2005, 08:47 AM
I might need a ride, heh.

Dropped the drive shaft out of my truck thursday.

You up to come get me, Roger?

Rausch
11-12-2005, 08:50 AM
I might need a ride, heh.


Ditto...

Phobia
11-12-2005, 08:52 AM
Scratch that. I'll walk there but I'll probably need a gurney and a ride home, please.

wutamess
11-12-2005, 09:17 AM
Scratch that. I'll walk there but I'll probably need a gurney and a ride home, please.

Dude... I'll pick you up.
I'll call you before I come.
prolly around 11.50ish.

Lzen
11-12-2005, 09:27 AM
Roger, where are you getting your forecast? Just looked at weather.com and it's still a pretty strong chance for thunderstorms today between 11am-4pm. 40% chance until 5pm when it goes down to 20%. Looks like I'm gonna bail on you guys. Sry, if I lived in KC, I'd show regardless. But I don't wanna drive an hour and a half and not be able to play. I know I may end up regetting this decision. :shake:

wutamess
11-12-2005, 09:29 AM
fox 4 news.
says the storms will come between 5-7pm (and that's a small chance).
nothing during the day.

Said the storms will be way to the north... St. Joseph/Iowa/Neb area.

Phobia
11-12-2005, 09:31 AM
Roger, where are you getting your forecast? Just looked at weather.com and it's still a pretty strong chance for thunderstorms today between 11am-4pm. 40% chance until 5pm when it goes down to 20%. Looks like I'm gonna bail on you guys. Sry, if I lived in KC, I'd show regardless. But I don't wanna drive an hour and a half and not be able to play. I know I may end up regetting this decision. :shake:

Dude - the local meterologists are saying that we may have some light sprinkles between 1 and 3. Then there may be a thunderstorm around 3:00 and almost certainly storms after 5:00.

I think we're in the clear. If not I'll buy the beer.

Lzen
11-12-2005, 09:33 AM
Dude - the local meterologists are saying that we may have some light sprinkles between 1 and 3. Then there may be a thunderstorm around 3:00 and almost certainly storms after 5:00.

I think we're in the clear. If not I'll buy the beer.

Heh, heh, it'd almost be worth it just to have you buy the beer. :D That is, if I didn't have to drive back. Hmmm, I may have to come down there anyway. Too bad my nephew isn't old enough to drive yet.

Phobia
11-12-2005, 09:35 AM
You're bringing a young nephew? Just make sure you tell him to stay out of my way because you know I like to block and fight through blocks.

Lzen
11-12-2005, 09:38 AM
You're bringing a young nephew? Just make sure you tell him to stay out of my way because you know I like to block and fight through blocks.

He's 14. Don't worry, he can hold his own. He plays me in hoops pretty tough. Although he's young and athletic, my experience almost always wins out. :D He's been playing organized tackle football since about the 3rd grade. So, I don't think he'll be overwhelmed by us old farts.

Phobia
11-12-2005, 09:40 AM
Bring a binky just in case. We're not stopping play for injured children. Drag 'em off and wind the clock. Heh heh.

Lzen
11-12-2005, 09:46 AM
Bring a binky just in case. We're not stopping play for injured children. Drag 'em off and wind the clock. Heh heh.

:LOL:

Phobia
11-12-2005, 03:06 PM
Okay, when I said I dominated every other week I was only kidding. But today was a career day for me. I'm holding out for a new contract now.

4th and Long
11-12-2005, 03:11 PM
Okay, when I said I dominated every other week I was only kidding. But today was a career day for me. I'm holding out for a new contract now.
Sit down and enjoy some nachos.

Dunit35
11-12-2005, 03:12 PM
Okay, when I said I dominated every other week I was only kidding. But today was a career day for me. I'm holding out for a new contract now.


Sure you are. Howd you do last weekend, sir?

Phobia
11-12-2005, 03:19 PM
Sure you are. Howd you do last weekend, sir?

Last week I dropped a TD pass and threw an interception. Both were some other unnamed person's fault most likely. It was a bad day. We were going up against a fine football team. A fine team. Against that team you're going to win some and you're going to lose some. Last week was our turn to lose.

But this week we went up against another fine team. A fine team. We had our way with them. At least I did, anyway. I destroyed them and then I pissed on them during their gnashing of teeth and lamentations as part of my postgame ritualistic celebration. It was an ugly scene.

Show me the money.... bitches.

Cochise
11-12-2005, 03:20 PM
Attention - football players are again needed. Please report to Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Phobia
11-12-2005, 03:21 PM
Attention - football players are again needed. Please report to Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Sorry, I'm too tired.... errr I mean I can't feed my family on this paltry salary. I need more moneys.

Demonpenz
11-12-2005, 03:26 PM
i need to go to one of these but i am ususally hungover

Phobia
11-12-2005, 03:33 PM
So which one was chiefsfolife?

Phobia
11-12-2005, 03:43 PM
I've just discovered that it's really, really boring talking shit by myself. I never really understood how boring until this very moment.

Phobia
11-12-2005, 03:45 PM
I would also like to add that kchero was not.

Bowser
11-12-2005, 03:45 PM
I've just discovered that it's really, really boring talking shit by myself. I never really understood how boring until this very moment.

Welcome to our hell.




:D

Valiant
11-12-2005, 04:17 PM
Oh I think you do great talking to yourself...

So who all did not show up that was suppose too???

Dunit35
11-12-2005, 04:27 PM
Last week I dropped a TD pass and threw an interception. Both were some other unnamed person's fault most likely. It was a bad day. We were going up against a fine football team. A fine team. Against that team you're going to win some and you're going to lose some. Last week was our turn to lose.

But this week we went up against another fine team. A fine team. We had our way with them. At least I did, anyway. I destroyed them and then I pissed on them during their gnashing of teeth and lamentations as part of my postgame ritualistic celebration. It was an ugly scene.

Show me the money.... bitches.

You guys won last week, I played. Our team lost 28-21, I had 2 TD receptions and 1 INT. But as usual I dont brag about my stats, even when they are dominating. We lost, so there wasnt anything to brag about.

Phobia
11-12-2005, 04:43 PM
You should brag about your stats. If you don't wish to brag, lie. You're still young. You'll figure it out in a decade or so.

Demonpenz
11-12-2005, 04:48 PM
phobia is also "softball guy" with the eyeblack

Phobia
11-12-2005, 04:55 PM
Laugh now, but when the Royals lose 100 games next season with me in the outfield pulling down a cool mill for my services who will be laughing then?

Dunit35
11-12-2005, 04:58 PM
You should brag about your stats. If you don't wish to brag, lie. You're still young. You'll figure it out in a decade or so.

Haha, thats funny, I guess I will do that when I turn 30 or so.

wutamess
11-12-2005, 05:02 PM
FWIW: I'm now 3-1 (we're gonna have to work on Shayne's zone coverage).
We won the first game (really easily) so I said to the other team let's switch it up.

We repicked teams and was down 7-0 then we tied it up and then took the lead 14-7. They scored & tied it up 14-14 we scored... 21-14 they scored... 21-21.

They scored 2 td's in a row AND QUIT!!!

Luckily they did have a valid excuse though as my uncle actually stayed later than he should've because he had a funeral to go to.

Great times mine.

How many of you idiots are willing to do it again (weather permitting?) above 60 degrees?


No shows:
Dave Lane (?)
Frank the Tank (co-worker) (prolly thought we weren't playinf since it was looking like rain)
my cousin (cancelled at the last minute)

Chiefsfolife: You were the one in the turquois hooded sweat shirt right?

Phobia
11-12-2005, 05:11 PM
They scored 2 td's in a row AND QUIT!!!

It was damn near 3:00. We need to start a 150 minute clock for these games. Anything longer than 2.5 hours is too long. That first week was brutal at over 3 hours.

We play longer than the damn pros with a waterbreak 5 minute halftime and go both ways. That's brutal for old men.

You know I'm in for whenever. In fact, I'll play in anything above 40 as long as it's not raining and 40.

chiefsfolife
11-12-2005, 05:56 PM
FWIW: I'm now 3-1 (we're gonna have to work on Shayne's zone coverage).
We won the first game (really easily) so I said to the other team let's switch it up.

We repicked teams and was down 7-0 then we tied it up and then took the lead 14-7. They scored & tied it up 14-14 we scored... 21-14 they scored... 21-21.

They scored 2 td's in a row AND QUIT!!!

Luckily they did have a valid excuse though as my uncle actually stayed later than he should've because he had a funeral to go to.

Great times mine.

How many of you idiots are willing to do it again (weather permitting?) above 60 degrees?


No shows:
Dave Lane (?)
Frank the Tank (co-worker) (prolly thought we weren't playinf since it was looking like rain)
my cousin (cancelled at the last minute)

Chiefsfolife: You were the one in the turquois hooded sweat shirt right?

yea...that was me. I doubt next week the weather would be over 60 but if its over 40 I'm cool with it

Valiant
11-12-2005, 06:03 PM
You should brag about your stats. If you don't wish to brag, lie. You're still young. You'll figure it out in a decade or so.


Well I caught a couple td's, had like ten sacks and 20 QB pressures and pancaked some poor kid...


Oh, you said lie...

Lzen
11-12-2005, 08:34 PM
Well I caught a couple td's, had like ten sacks and 20 QB pressures and pancaked some poor kid...


Oh, you said lie...

Yeah, you pretty much were today's MVP. Damn, you must've stolen my mojo.

Actually, they hardly ever threw it to my side. I had it locked down. :D And damn, I have a whole new respect for the center position. That was tough.

Lzen
11-12-2005, 08:35 PM
yea...that was me. I doubt next week the weather would be over 60 but if its over 40 I'm cool with it

Oh, cool. I didn't realize that was you.

Valiant
11-12-2005, 09:40 PM
Oh, cool. I didn't realize that was you.


We need nametags... ****ing nametags...

kchero
11-12-2005, 10:12 PM
And damn, I have a whole new respect for the center position. That was tough.

Yea, Lzen. I remember you mentioning that. I do have a new respect as well because I tried that position out before you did and I wasn't playing anything near to par.

4th and Long
11-12-2005, 10:20 PM
We need nametags... ****ing nametags...
White t-shirts and a Sharpee should work. :D