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dtebbe
11-10-2005, 09:23 PM
You gotta love dealing with people from the far east. At least they give it a shot. Here is an email I received today from one of my vendors:

"I desire that your company's business goes well.
You have addition order plan of item that was interested.
Also, please inquire if there is new idea development goods.
After I am rapidly, I will reply rapidly to you.
I will wait your kind information.
On today, I desire that good luck is."


Is it just me, or does this sound like Yoda on crack?

DT

Halfcan
11-10-2005, 09:26 PM
Strange, it does seem.

Simplex3
11-10-2005, 09:28 PM
You gotta love dealing with people from the far east. At least they give it a shot. Here is an email I received today from one of my vendors:

"I desire that your company's business goes well.
You have addition order plan of item that was interested.
Also, please inquire if there is new idea development goods.
After I am rapidly, I will reply rapidly to you.
I will wait your kind information.
On today, I desire that good luck is."


Is it just me, or does this sound like Yoda on crack?

DT
Let's see you reply in his native tounge. :)

At least they aren't middle-easterners on the phone. It really gets me when they get upset that I can't understand them. Whenever I get a ME headhunter calling me I'm like hey, who called who here? You're getting pissy with ME? :mad:

dtebbe
11-10-2005, 09:36 PM
Let's see you reply in his native tounge. :)

At least they aren't middle-easterners on the phone. It really gets me when they get upset that I can't understand them. Whenever I get a ME headhunter calling me I'm like hey, who called who here? You're getting pissy with ME? :mad:

I can see it now on some soccer board in china

"this guy sounds like bruce lee on crack"

Do they have crack in China :hmmm:

DT

bishop_74
11-10-2005, 10:17 PM
FYI... it's Engrish, not Chenglish

KC Dan
11-10-2005, 10:19 PM
I work for an American company that's parent is Japanese. You have no idea...

Adept Havelock
11-10-2005, 10:52 PM
I can see it now on some soccer board in china

"this guy sounds like bruce lee on crack"

Do they have crack in China :hmmm:

DT

"the guy sounds like bruce lee on opiummmmmm...zzzzzzzzzz"
:bong:

Pitt Gorilla
11-11-2005, 12:12 AM
www.engrish.com

Pitt Gorilla
11-11-2005, 12:14 AM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/rattle-snake.jpg

dtebbe
11-11-2005, 01:13 AM
"the guy sounds like bruce lee on opiummmmmm...zzzzzzzzzz"
:bong:

Ewww... that's right... a luck guy I'd become!

DT

StcChief
11-11-2005, 07:11 AM
or the Dotheads from India with their broken queen's english.

Baby Lee
11-11-2005, 07:17 AM
My fave from Engrish, used to have it as an avatar.

chagrin
11-11-2005, 07:30 AM
I hear in Oakland that this will be voted in as a new Graduation requirement, the prerequisite to take it? That's right, 6.0 credit hours of Ebonics