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Rain Man
11-11-2005, 06:20 PM
Simple question, simple answer. When you're on the dance floor, do others back away in a big circle and watch you?


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006FN01.03._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Or do they wince and make fun of you?

http://www.musikman.net/seinfeld/videos/ElaineDancing.jpg

Count Zarth
11-11-2005, 06:32 PM
Rain Man, I know I've recently passed you in poll-posting prowess, but this is just getting pathetic.

chiefs4me
11-11-2005, 06:32 PM
PBJ

chiefs4me
11-11-2005, 06:35 PM
God I love it, someone says they dance like Rigor Mortis has set in........ROFLROFL

Nzoner
11-11-2005, 06:46 PM
I used to be a great dancer,my partner and I even won more than a few contests back in the 70's dancing to funk from the likes of Kool & The Gang,Dazz,The Ohio Players etc.

Not so much anymore,we had a party a couple of weeks ago and I actually attempted a dive I used to do and practically threw my back out.

Phobia
11-11-2005, 06:49 PM
I used to be a great dancer,my partner and I

I always wondered. Now I know.

Nzoner
11-11-2005, 06:50 PM
I always wondered. Now I know.

I figured you'd be chiming in but damn that was fast.

Extra Point
11-11-2005, 06:50 PM
I am the male counterpart to Elaine on Seinfeld.

RedThat
11-11-2005, 06:52 PM
You know what they say about guys that can dance?

milkman
11-11-2005, 06:54 PM
I've been called "The ultimate white boy" on the dance floor.

Nzoner
11-11-2005, 06:54 PM
I once had a chick tell me at a bar that girls watch a guy's moves on the dance floor because it's a great indication of how he'll move later.Of course my next question to her was would you like to dance. :)

tyton75
11-11-2005, 06:55 PM
You know what they say about guys that can dance?


is it, "When they finish dancing, they go home with thier partner and tranform into the "catcher"?

RedThat
11-11-2005, 06:59 PM
is it, "When they finish dancing, they go home with thier partner and tranform into the "catcher"?

They say guys that can dance are good in bed...That is for the ladies...lol

I got that from the movie "shall we dance". I know I watch too many movies, damn...lol

Nzoner
11-11-2005, 07:00 PM
You know what they say about guys that can dance?

Yep,they get more p*ssy,at least back in my younger days that's the way it worked.

Dinny Blues
11-11-2005, 07:14 PM
You know what they say about guys that can dance?

They are not caucasian.

Rainman, you disappoint me.

No Joe Cocker option.

No Gaz.

Dinny

chiefs4me
11-11-2005, 07:15 PM
Yep,they get more p*ssy,at least back in my younger days that's the way it worked.






I'm pretty sure it still works that way......:D

Phobia
11-11-2005, 07:16 PM
Does "more pussy" mean bigger pussy?

|Zach|
11-11-2005, 07:17 PM
Yep,they get more p*ssy,at least back in my younger days that's the way it worked.Indeed. I am not a big daner but with the right lady at the right place its a blast...and usually works out in the end.

|Zach|
11-11-2005, 07:17 PM
Does "more pussy" mean bigger pussy?I think a poll is needed...

Nzoner
11-11-2005, 07:27 PM
Indeed. I am not a big daner but with the right lady at the right place its a blast...and usually works out in the end.

It's good to know some things haven't changed.

CosmicPal
11-11-2005, 07:29 PM
I once had a chick tell me at a bar that girls watch a guy's moves on the dance floor because it's a great indication of how he'll move later.Of course my next question to her was would you like to dance. :)

And she replied with "No"

:D

|Zach|
11-11-2005, 07:30 PM
It's good to know some things haven't changed.We don't have pet rocks anymore.

Count Zarth
11-11-2005, 07:30 PM
Also Nzoner is now fat and bald. So things do change. :D

Nzoner
11-11-2005, 07:31 PM
And she replied with "No"

:D

I never see failure as failure but only as the game I must play to win.

KC Dan
11-11-2005, 07:36 PM
I'm white. Figure it out.

HemiEd
11-11-2005, 07:38 PM
I am the male counterpart to Elaine on Seinfeld.


first thought that came to my mind as well, you beat me to it.

Otter
11-11-2005, 07:51 PM
Buddy was testing out his new video camera one night at a party when everyone was druink and dancing.

Remember the first time you heard your voice on the answering machine or saw a bad picture of yourself...multiply that by 25.

Havne't danced since, that was about 5 years ago.

:deevee:

Phobia
11-11-2005, 07:53 PM
The skill with which I dance is equally matched by the skill with which I've poured beers down my throat.

Karaoke. Same song.

digi2fish
11-11-2005, 08:02 PM
I don't dance

Phobia
11-11-2005, 08:05 PM
I don't dance

Fine. You can vote in the forthcoming Karaoke poll.

SCTrojan
11-11-2005, 08:12 PM
If I've had enough beers, it doesn't matter to me how I dance.

carlos3652
11-11-2005, 08:16 PM
I used to go to raves (back in HS and college), now I go to clubs every now and then... I dont want to call myself a great dancer but I can break it down for what it is worth... (and yes, the ladies do like the guys that can dance... and/or are ripped @ clubs)

Count Zarth
11-11-2005, 08:20 PM
I'm actually an excellent dancer. Had my parents recognized my talent at an early age, I might have actually turned gay.

milkman
11-11-2005, 08:23 PM
I'm actually an excellent dancer. Had my parents recognized my talent at an early age, I might have actually turned gay.

What do you mean "might"?

Count Zarth
11-11-2005, 08:24 PM
What do you mean "might"?

I mean "a gay man MIGHT have set his Priest Holmes highlight video to something by the backstreet boys."

milkman
11-11-2005, 08:26 PM
I mean "a gay man MIGHT have set his Priest Holmes highlight video to something by the backstreet boys."

ROFL

Nzoner
11-11-2005, 11:28 PM
I'm ending my night with an old hit from the 70's

Leo Sayer
Long Tall Glasses

I was travellin' down the road, feelin' hungry and cold
I saw a sign sayin' 'food and drinks for everyone'
so naturally I thought I would take me a look inside
I saw so much food, there was water comin' from my eye

Yeah, there was ham, and there was turkey, there was caviar
and long tall glasses, with wine up to yar
and then somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair
said before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire

You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance
you know I can't dance, you know I can't dance
I can't dance

I am a man of the road, a hobo by name
I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game
but if it's all the same to you, then yes I will try my hand
if you were as hungry as me then I'm sure you would understand

hmmm
now wait a minute
let me see now

of course I can dance of course I can dance
I'm sure I can dance, I'm sure I can dance..
I can dance

I can dance, I really hit the floor
ah feels good, look at me dancing

I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova
a little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino
you should a seen me moving, right across the floor
hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm coming back for more

I can dance, oh yes! I can dance
look at me dancin' the floor moving
I feel good, I can dance
I can dance, I can dance, I can dance.

Frazod
11-11-2005, 11:38 PM
I'm old, fat and white, and dance accordingly. :shake:

BigRedChief
11-11-2005, 11:41 PM
http://www.musikman.net/seinfeld/videos/ElaineDancing.jpg
Sweet fancy Moses. I make her look good

Dunit35
11-11-2005, 11:42 PM
I never was good at dancing, but now I use my excuse from my football days when I tore ligments in my ankle and didnt go to the doctor to get it fixed, so my left ankle doesnt bend very well. I use that line and it works everytime. Unless Im really drunk, then I will make an ass out of myself.

luv
11-11-2005, 11:56 PM
http://www.musikman.net/seinfeld/videos/ElaineDancing.jpg
Sweet fancy Moses. I make her look good
I used to have a friend that could do the "Elaine dance". She was demonstrating it after church one time, and she kicked her shoe off.

Tribal Warfare
11-12-2005, 01:12 AM
I can pop and lock( hip hop dancing) with the best

onescrewleftuntwisted
11-12-2005, 01:21 AM
the drunker i get the better i think i get.............. yeah that sounds right.

luv
11-12-2005, 01:26 AM
the drunker i get the better i think i get.............. yeah that sounds right.
I probably embarrass myself either way. I just don't give a shit when I'm drunk.

Rausch
11-12-2005, 01:29 AM
Slam dancing count?...

onescrewleftuntwisted
11-12-2005, 01:29 AM
it is a proven fact that dancing is more fun when totaly blitzed, everthing is more fun, exept upside down cart-wheels

onescrewleftuntwisted
11-12-2005, 01:30 AM
Slam dancing count?...


what is that

Rausch
11-12-2005, 01:30 AM
what is that

Mosh pit...

luv
11-12-2005, 01:32 AM
it is a proven fact that dancing is more fun when totaly blitzed, everthing is more fun, exept upside down cart-wheels
I can't do a cartwheel, so I have nothing to worry about. :D

onescrewleftuntwisted
11-12-2005, 01:43 AM
hell yeah anybody can mosh, i would love to see people clear a circle around a couple dancing in a mosh pit though it could happen i supose. hmmm??

Dunit35
11-12-2005, 01:54 AM
hell yeah anybody can mosh, i would love to see people clear a circle around a couple dancing in a mosh pit though it could happen i supose. hmmm??

Never been in a mosh, although one of my buddies has been in a few at concerts, comes back with bruises and other crap.

onescrewleftuntwisted
11-12-2005, 02:10 AM
i went to an icp concert, ended up with a black eye, a gapping cut on my forhead and very sore all over,

first time to one of their concerts, did not know they threw 2 litter bottles of faygo into the mosh pit, i dont realy know how many times i got hit before i got pissed and left the pit then some jackass though i was hitting on his girl and punched me in the eye, i then proceded to carefuly extract his teeth with my fist.

but all and all i would love to go back, use my knowage of what i learned, and get a fugging lawn chair and sit twards the back.

ChiefFan31
11-12-2005, 03:50 AM
Fine. You can vote in the forthcoming Karaoke poll.

You can count me in for thinking Karaoke sucks. I dont need to be assaulted with people's crappy singing voice generally butchering songs I dont even like in the first place, when im trying to relax and drink some beers with friends.

As far as dancing its like this...If the girl doesnt already like me when he hit the dance floor, it aint gonna change with my "dance moves" :doh!:

Rain Man
11-12-2005, 11:41 AM
Rain Man, I know I've recently passed you in poll-posting prowess, but this is just getting pathetic.


(Slap.) The dueling field. At dawn. No, at ten. I'm not a morning person.

NewChief
11-12-2005, 12:15 PM
When I used to follow the Dead and Phish around, I was a pretty "good" dancer. Of course, "good" dancing in hippie terms is a matter of opinion.

NewChief
11-12-2005, 12:18 PM
Yep,they get more p*ssy,at least back in my younger days that's the way it worked.


Definitely the way it worked in the hippie scene. I can't tell you how many hookups I got through college just by dancing. So much easier than conversation.