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Fire Me Boy!
11-12-2005, 11:31 AM
Not sure... I just poured myself a glass of wine and thought, "Wait... it's only 11:30 a.m."







Is this how one becomes an alcoholic?

Otter
11-12-2005, 11:32 AM
Not when your going to see Les Miserals and Harry Potter it's not.

Bowser
11-12-2005, 11:32 AM
It's noon somewhere.

And expect neg rep from ENDelt.

Fire Me Boy!
11-12-2005, 11:36 AM
Not when your going to see Les Miserals and Harry Potter it's not.
Yeah... Les Miz will be preceeded by Gates this evening. I can't wait.

Katipan
11-12-2005, 11:38 AM
It's too early for ****ing wine.

alanm
11-12-2005, 11:40 AM
WINE!! TinkyWinky
Only metrosexuals would be daintily sipping from wine on a football Saturday.
:thailor:
Man am I dissapointed in you. :shake:
:(

Sully
11-12-2005, 11:41 AM
I'm going to the Les Mis show, too.
I think I will now start drinking.

plbrdude
11-12-2005, 11:42 AM
when i used to drink it was never too early.
now i do not drink.

Baconeater
11-12-2005, 11:56 AM
No, but 8:30 is too f*cking early for the neighbor to be firing up his g-d leaf blower.

Psyko Tek
11-12-2005, 12:35 PM
it's not to early for wine...

If it's thunderbird

philfree
11-12-2005, 12:38 PM
It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere!

PhilFree:arrow:

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 01:02 PM
I wish I were drinking at 11:30am. But, I 'm trying to stay motivated here. I really need to do some work around the house.

but, man I'm lazy... and there's some ice cold Pacifico in the fridge...

Raiderhader
11-12-2005, 01:05 PM
What a silly question. It's never too early if you don't have to go to work.

Rain Man
11-12-2005, 01:05 PM
If you start drinking too early, doesn't it interfere with your meth breakfast?

Katipan
11-12-2005, 01:11 PM
I wish I were drinking at 11:30am. But, I 'm trying to stay motivated here. I really need to do some work around the house.

but, man I'm lazy... and there's some ice cold Pacifico in the fridge...

come and get a bowl.
i'll shoot down any semblance of motivation.

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 01:16 PM
come and get a bowl.
i'll shoot down any semblance of motivation.
Well at least I got my haircut out of the way. Now I gotta go cut some other hair.

Loved the conversation w/ my barber about my deck. She asks if I'm married... I chuckle and say no. She responds with, "Well, that's good. At least you don't have a wife bitching at you about it."

Katipan
11-12-2005, 01:18 PM
Well at least I got my haircut out of the way. Now I gotta go cut some other hair.

mine please

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 01:21 PM
mine please
I've still got hair on my body to attend to, damnit. I'll get to yours.

Though, if you plan to pack me a bowl, I'm not sure you want me to be cutting any of your hair aftewards.

Katipan
11-12-2005, 01:23 PM
I've still got hair on my body to attend to, damnit. I'll get to yours.

Though, if you plan to pack me a bowl, I'm not sure you want me to be cutting any of your hair aftewards.


pass out around me and I'll shave a big KC onto your chest

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 01:25 PM
pass out around me and I'll shave a big KC onto your chest
Haha... like that'll ever happen. If someone drinks three beers in the same room as you you pass out.

C-Mac
11-12-2005, 01:26 PM
If you start drinking too early, doesn't it interfere with your meth breakfast?

Do meth users actually eat?

Katipan
11-12-2005, 01:28 PM
Haha... like that'll ever happen. If someone drinks three beers in the same room as you you pass out.

But I only pass out for like 6 minutes.
Besides, you can learn alot from the floor.

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 01:31 PM
Besides, you can learn alot from the floor.

Haha

Go take a shower

Katipan
11-12-2005, 01:32 PM
ROFL yes sir

Raiderhader
11-12-2005, 01:36 PM
Haha... like that'll ever happen. If someone drinks three beers in the same room as you you pass out.


Last time I was around you, it didn't even take you three beers before you passed out.

Demonpenz
11-12-2005, 01:38 PM
you just have to drive a oil tanker

|Zach|
11-12-2005, 01:39 PM
Last time I was around you, it didn't even take you three beers before you passed out.ROFL

Extra Point
11-12-2005, 01:40 PM
If you start drinking too early, doesn't it interfere with your meth breakfast?
That's the chaser.........

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 01:42 PM
I nicked myself. I hope I can find a girl to kiss the booboo.

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 01:43 PM
Last time I was around you, it didn't even take you three beers before you passed out.
That's an outright lie.

Katipan
11-12-2005, 01:43 PM
I nicked myself. I hope I can find a girl to kiss the booboo.

Flavor it with some salt and lemon juice, and I bet you can.

Raiderhader
11-12-2005, 01:44 PM
That's an outright lie.


Whatever, I got witnesses.

Fire Me Boy!
11-12-2005, 02:39 PM
Well, I decided it was NOT too early to drink and finished the bottle.

I'm definitely NOT a metrosexual, but I opened the bottle to use in the lasagne last night and at some poitn this morning decided I wanted some of it, since it's had a chance to decant.

StcChief
11-12-2005, 04:41 PM
11:30 yes. Noon no.

First beer at noon after burning leaves all morning.

Back at it after lunch.

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 04:47 PM
I once gathered with friends at 5 or 6am to start getting loaded.

I was found passed out on campus at 9am.

I still remember meeting with the campus disciplinary officer. She was trying to get me to tell her some story about being hazed. I remember her saying, "So you *voluntarily* got up at 5am to start drinking? You know, most people schedule their classes late in the day so they don't have to get up early." It took all my self-control to not reply, "Well most people don't like to go to class. I like to drink!"

Raiderhader
11-12-2005, 05:40 PM
11:30 yes. Noon no.

First beer at noon after burning leaves all morning.

Back at it after lunch.


I have to ask, does 30 minutes really make that much difference?

listopencil
11-12-2005, 07:25 PM
Irish coffee.

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 07:47 PM
Irish coffee.
I recently had a Southwest stewardess think I was crazy when I asked for a coffee with whiskey in it.

go bowe
11-12-2005, 10:00 PM
a man's gotta keep himself lubricated...


ooops, that sounds like denver chief talking... :eek: :eek: :eek:

4th and Long
11-12-2005, 10:02 PM
a man's gotta keep himself lubricated...


ooops, that sounds like denver chief talking... :eek: :eek: :eek:
Well ...I'm not hungry anymore.