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Demonpenz
11-12-2005, 12:42 PM
Ugh i hate it when people point out a great block when someone gets ear holed when they weren't looking. Those are the easy ones those guys aren't even looking for it. The real great blocks is when you have to pull out and block a guy 40 pounds heavier and his dug in like a tick and you still get low and clear him out .

Rain Man
11-12-2005, 12:44 PM
Good point. The earhole ones are the most fun, though. If I ever go postal, I think I'll take out the first couple of people on blindside blocks before I actually start shooting.

tk13
11-12-2005, 12:45 PM
Good point. The earhole ones are the most fun, though. If I ever go postal, I think I'll take out the first couple of people on blindside blocks before I actually start shooting.
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cringe at the fact you apparently have this planned out.

Demonpenz
11-12-2005, 12:50 PM
the ear holes are fun, but i wish the telecasters would just saying "hey this really didn't help out the ball carrier, but lets rewatch this guy getting blown up"

RINGLEADER
11-12-2005, 01:09 PM
I hate it when Joe Theisman says "he threw that on a frozen rope" (usually followed by Paul MacGuire's "Let me tell you something...")

Demonpenz
11-12-2005, 01:11 PM
let me tell you something man i never noticed how he does that about everything

Calcountry
11-12-2005, 01:38 PM
the ear holes are fun, but i wish the telecasters would just saying "hey this really didn't help out the ball carrier, but lets rewatch this guy getting blown up"But they know that most fans are dipshits like me.

milkman
11-12-2005, 08:21 PM
Worst phrase during a telecast.

Two words.

Chiefs lose.

I hate those words.

Cochise
11-12-2005, 08:25 PM
I hate how they are always talking about how tough some player is, because they are normally picking the wrong guy.

Tough isn't some broken-down QB picking himself up after he gets knocked down. Tough is the lineman playing 4 quarters with a tear in his hamstring.

4th and Long
11-12-2005, 08:29 PM
I'd have to go with Howard Cossell calling Washington Redskins, Alvin Garrett, a "little monkey."

Runner up, Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder proclaiming that the black athlete is "bred to be the better athlete because, this goes all the way to the Civil War when ... the slave owner would breed his big woman so that he would have a big black kid."

DaFace
11-12-2005, 08:30 PM
"I like what I'm seeing..."

'Nuff said.

milkman
11-12-2005, 08:31 PM
"I like what I'm seeing..."

'Nuff said.

Shut up, noob!

DaFace
11-12-2005, 08:36 PM
Aww...I feel so loved. I FINALLY get insulted for being a n00b. Thanks! :)

icepick64
11-12-2005, 08:41 PM
On nfl total access, I just heard the guy say, "terrance mcgee vs dante hall, the two best return men in the league, that will be a real sexy matchup", dunno about you but I was like wtf?

carlos3652
11-12-2005, 08:45 PM
On nfl total access, I just heard the guy say, "terrance mcgee vs dante hall, the two best return men in the league, that will be a real sexy matchup", dunno about you but I was like wtf?

uhhh.. because the Bills ST are the shite... because our ST can cover worth a crap, and you hear it hear first... BOTH run it back for a TD in this game...

tyton75
11-12-2005, 08:45 PM
thats another one, "sexy matchup" unless there is a group of hot nekkid chicks.. its not sexy!

Bowser
11-12-2005, 08:51 PM
We're watching (insert players name) mature right before our very eyes.


Ugh.

DaFace
11-12-2005, 08:52 PM
thats another one, "sexy matchup" unless there is a group of hot nekkid chicks.. its not sexy!

An NFL sexy matchup:

http://www.carolinapanthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_body05.jpg http://www.carolinapanthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_body05.jpg

4th and Long
11-12-2005, 08:54 PM
An NFL sexy matchup:

http://www.carolinapanthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_body05.jpg http://www.carolinapanthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_body05.jpg
You apparently missed their mug shots.

http://www.charlotte.com/images/charlotte/charlotte/13098/171568539830.jpg

Look at that chick on the left. Is that a nose on her face or a giant thumb pointing down? *shudder*

DaFace
11-12-2005, 08:55 PM
You apparently missed their mug shots.

http://www.charlotte.com/images/charlotte/charlotte/13098/171568539830.jpg

Look at that chick on the left. Is that a nose on her face or a giant thumb pointing down? *shudder*

:eek: I guess I had missed those! Thanks for ruining my dream...

4th and Long
11-12-2005, 08:57 PM
:eek: I guess I had missed those! Thanks for ruining my dream...
Ruining your dream? Dude, I just saved you from a coyote ugly moment. How would you like to wake up next to that giant nose?

Extra Point
11-12-2005, 09:07 PM
That's not a nose on the left one. that's a pleasure tool for the one on the right.

milkman
11-12-2005, 09:07 PM
:eek: I guess I had missed those! Thanks for ruining my dream...

OK, these two were having sex in a bathroom stall.

What I want to know is, was the blonde getting nose ****ed?

greg63
11-12-2005, 11:28 PM
You apparently missed their mug shots.

http://www.charlotte.com/images/charlotte/charlotte/13098/171568539830.jpg

Look at that chick on the left. Is that a nose on her face or a giant thumb pointing down? *shudder*
ROFL
That is just too freaky.

greg63
11-12-2005, 11:30 PM
Heard this over the Radio once while listening to a college game: "If he hadnít have caught that, it would have been an incomplete pass!"

Pitt Gorilla
11-12-2005, 11:47 PM
Mike Kelly: Hemmed in, bellies right, popped off his feet, intercepted-then dropped.

BigMeatballDave
11-13-2005, 01:22 AM
An NFL sexy matchup:

http://www.carolinapanthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/kristen_body05.jpg http://www.carolinapanthers.com/photos/perm/main/FLPGEOOGOEDL/angela_body05.jpgThat vulture-nosed bitch is hideous...

ZootedGranny
11-13-2005, 06:37 AM
"He went up and caught the ball at its highest point."
"Football move"
"Third and a long 1"

Sully
11-13-2005, 08:45 AM
"Circus catch"

Count Zarth
11-13-2005, 08:46 AM
"Third and a long 1"

What's wrong with that? It's a technical term.

ZootedGranny
11-13-2005, 09:00 AM
They're all technical ticky tack terms, but I've heard them enough that they all annoy me. Yes, it means that there are 2/3+ of a yard left to go, but we get the point.

SCTrojan
11-13-2005, 09:05 AM
"They'll have to outscore them to win."

gblowfish
11-13-2005, 09:14 AM
Grigsby: "PRRRRRRRRRICE CHOPPER!!!!!"

If you want to get gooned, take a big drink every time Lenny or Mitch says "Penetration."

Psyko Tek
11-13-2005, 09:55 AM
uhhh.. because the Bills ST are the shite... because our ST can cover worth a crap, and you hear it hear first... BOTH run it back for a TD in this game...


now wouldn't that be amusing
just special teams on the field
kick off score
kick off score
all day long

Sully
11-13-2005, 09:57 AM
"That's what I'm talking about."
This one isn't just bad in games, it's bad in life. You weren't talking about anything! This is the first time it's been brought up! We have NEVER had a conversation about this at all!

Extra Point
11-13-2005, 10:17 AM
"Well, this one's in the books." Right before the Music City Miracle.

Demonpenz
11-13-2005, 10:37 AM
I hate it when they say "he batted it away at the last second" Well it would be pretty hard to bat it away at any other second

4th and Long
11-13-2005, 10:39 AM
" ... AND HERE COMES THE BLITZ!!!"

Thank you, dumbass. I can read a blitz before it happens.

Duck Dog
11-13-2005, 11:53 AM
"Good looking Rookie"

WTF is that, Al Michaels?

Extra Point
11-13-2005, 02:11 PM
"They didn't step up when they had to."

--Randy Cross, who dogs the Chiefs at every opportunity.