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Calcountry
11-12-2005, 02:07 PM
How many flies have you killed in your lifetime? Its utterly useless, as the flies will feast upon your corpse some day and get revenge, and breed a million new maggots into existence off your rotting corpse. Food for thought?

Dunit35
11-12-2005, 02:08 PM
Not if you get creamated.

Katipan
11-12-2005, 02:08 PM
I'm going to die in a firey car crash just to spite them.

4th and Long
11-12-2005, 02:10 PM
Agree. Not true.

Signed,
Joe Dimaggio's frozen head

OldTownChief
11-12-2005, 02:10 PM
But your offspring will go on killing them so it's a never ending struggle but you'll have the last laugh.

Scorp
11-12-2005, 02:16 PM
Aliens disguise themselves as flies. They monitor us this way. They see everything we do. The truth is out there, trust no one!

Calcountry
11-12-2005, 02:41 PM
fyi, I just found my flyswatter!

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 02:53 PM
I'm going to die in a firey car crash just to spite them.
Not tomorrow, though, right? This could affect my decision on my method of transport leaving the bar.

Rain Man
11-12-2005, 03:06 PM
Not if you die upon re-entry.

Calcountry
11-12-2005, 03:07 PM
Not tomorrow, though, right? This could affect my decision on my method of transport leaving the bar.My other thread topic, was DUI stories. If I would have known you were going to be here, I would have ran with that insted.

Katipan
11-12-2005, 03:17 PM
Not tomorrow, though, right? This could affect my decision on my method of transport leaving the bar.

I dunno if I can steer, smoke, drink, and twist your nipples at the same time.

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 03:23 PM
I dunno if I can steer, smoke, drink, and twist your nipples at the same time.
How 'bout I handle the smoking and drinking duties?

Katipan
11-12-2005, 03:24 PM
How 'bout I handle the smoking and drinking duties?

You are my favorite wingman.

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 03:25 PM
Hey, I'm here to help.

Calcountry
11-12-2005, 03:31 PM
maggots!

ENDelt260
11-12-2005, 03:32 PM
Calm down, gramps.

Braincase
11-12-2005, 03:33 PM
When is Fly Season? Is there a special season for archery only?

Calcountry
11-12-2005, 04:19 PM
Calm down, gramps.I don't do no dance.

Calcountry
11-12-2005, 04:21 PM
When is Fly Season? Is there a special season for archery only?It got cold enough for the fog to roll in overnight here in the Valley, and the flies seeketh remaining warm pockets, preferably ones with some shiot that they can remain in business with.

Well, I AM the bunny turder.

Calcountry
11-12-2005, 06:29 PM
Funny, I have been swatting them goddam things all day and STILL there are more. Never seems to do any damn good other than the satisfaction of the kill.

chefsos
11-12-2005, 07:03 PM
A guy I knew in school would catch flies at the window, pluck out one of his own 2' hairs(it was the 70's), tie one end around the fly's midsection, and tape the other end to his desk. All you could see was this fly doing endless figure 8 patterns above the desk.

Getting back to the theme, many flies were sacrificed in order to find the balance between the tight enough knot, and the way too tight.

redhed
11-12-2005, 08:40 PM
FLies taste good in the pipe, with weed. :shrug: