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Mosbonian
11-12-2005, 09:11 PM
I was just flipping the channels and stopped on Spike Channel and saw the former Chief's draft pic on a commercial for a product called Morphoplex.......

Talk about a waste of a draft pick....

mmaddog
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4th and Long
11-12-2005, 09:23 PM
I was just flipping the channels and stopped on Spike Channel and saw the former Chief's draft pic on a commercial for a product called Morphoplex.......

Talk about a waste of a draft pick....

mmaddog
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Morphoplex? WTF is that?

go bowe
11-12-2005, 09:26 PM
Morphoplex? WTF is that?sounds like a really nasty std...

Braincase
11-12-2005, 09:26 PM
Morphoplex? WTF is that?

It's something you need to get it up when you're a bust first round pick. Currently endorsed by Jozwiak, Paul Palmer, Ethan Horton, Todd Blackledge, and Ryan Leaf.

Next year's ads include Ryan Sims.

milkman
11-12-2005, 09:27 PM
Morphoplex? WTF is that?

It's Morphius' exercise machine, similiar to that Suzanne Sommers thigh master.

:)

4th and Long
11-12-2005, 09:27 PM
sounds like a really nasty std...
I'm not going to ask how you know so much about STDs. :shake:

4th and Long
11-12-2005, 09:29 PM
I thought it was some sort of excercise machine as well. Turns out to be snake oil pills instead.

http://www.morphoplex.com/images/morphlogo.jpg

Mosbonian
11-12-2005, 10:14 PM
It's being pimped by Daryl Talley too...

mmaddog
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go bowe
11-12-2005, 10:39 PM
I'm not going to ask how you know so much about STDs. :shake:experience, me boy, experience... :p :p :p

go bowe
11-12-2005, 10:44 PM
as far as brian whatshisack, i think he was an offensive tackle that we took high in the first round, but damned if i don't NOT remember him...

really, i don't remember a thing about him...

but i do remember some ex football player that was hugely muscular dude who was in that heartbreak ridge movie with clint eastwood...

was that him?

edit: no, that was some guy named peter koch...