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tiptap
11-12-2005, 09:21 PM
MIT study on aluminum foil hats
Earlier this year, MIT engineers conducted an empirical study on the efficacy of aluminum foil helmets to block mind control rays. They've published the detailed results of their experiments online. From the abstract:

Rahimi Helmet Ali2Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We theorize that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

Logical
11-12-2005, 09:48 PM
ROFL

milkman
11-12-2005, 09:52 PM
I think this study is just a government sham to get us to stop wearing our aluminum foil hats!

I, for one, won't fall for it!