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headsnap
11-12-2005, 11:28 PM
WHAT AN ODD BIRD!!!!!!!!!



I'm inches from calling the cops. :harumph:

ChiefsFire
11-12-2005, 11:29 PM
is he blowing them into your yard?

headsnap
11-12-2005, 11:30 PM
is he blowing them into your yard?

no, but it's 1:30 IN THE AM!!!!!!!!

ChiefsFire
11-12-2005, 11:31 PM
no, but it's 1:30 IN THE AM!!!!!!!!
fook him

call the cops

Frazod
11-12-2005, 11:36 PM
What a dick (and a friggin psycho, too). Those things sound like jet engines.

I'd call the cops. That's assuming somebody else hasn't done it already.

kregger
11-12-2005, 11:41 PM
Set off a couple of rounds above his head.

headsnap
11-12-2005, 11:46 PM
Cops called.


Dispatcher said that it 15 years, he has never gotten this call.

ChiefsFire
11-12-2005, 11:48 PM
Cops called.


Dispatcher said that it 15 years, he has never gotten this call.


funny as hell if they haveta bust out the tazers and pepper spray

Frazod
11-12-2005, 11:50 PM
Set off a couple of rounds above his head.

In a perfect world, snap could set off a couple of round IN his head. :bang:

Well, in my perfect world.... :evil:

KILLER_CLOWN
11-12-2005, 11:50 PM
Just in time to find out your neighbor was just released early from the psyche ward after taking several lives. Change your Locks!

Frazod
11-12-2005, 11:52 PM
So, is he still out there?

headsnap
11-12-2005, 11:52 PM
still blowin', no cops yet...

headsnap
11-12-2005, 11:53 PM
It's starting to rain. I really think he wanted to get the leaves up before it rained on them.:shake:

KILLER_CLOWN
11-12-2005, 11:54 PM
still blowin', no cops yet...

That's Hilarious, although prolly not to you. Go out and offer him a couple more beers to stop the leaf blowing and suggest he does something about his obsessive/compulsive behavior.

kregger
11-12-2005, 11:54 PM
What part of town are we talking here?

Miles
11-12-2005, 11:55 PM
F*cking leaf blowers are terrible. That sound it very irritating.

KILLER_CLOWN
11-12-2005, 11:56 PM
F*cking leaf blowers are terrible. That sound it very irritating.

aww c'mon no worse than a nice chainsaw noise.

headsnap
11-12-2005, 11:56 PM
What part of town are we talking here?

this would be a nice suburb of Louisville, KY...

kregger
11-12-2005, 11:57 PM
F*cking leaf blowers are terrible. That sound it very irritating.
It almost rivals the power edger.

headsnap
11-12-2005, 11:57 PM
DAMMIT!!! He stopped before the cops showed up!

KChiefsQT
11-12-2005, 11:59 PM
I smoke chewy like a mother ****ing nut
You got a grab bag hit the zags and roll her up

someones high.

stumppy
11-13-2005, 12:00 AM
He's probably all cranked up on the meth. :D
Better make sure your belongings are locked up.

Frazod
11-13-2005, 12:03 AM
DAMMIT!!! He stopped before the cops showed up!

Quick - submit this thread as evidence!

Uh, after deleting the part where I said you should shoot the guy in the head. :spock:

tk13
11-13-2005, 12:04 AM
Go out in the dark of night and rake all the leaves back onto his yard.

Miles
11-13-2005, 12:06 AM
aww c'mon no worse than a nice chainsaw noise.

Yeah but chainsaws dont exactly find their way around my appartyment. An hour or so of the leaf blower and weed whackers is pretty f*cking irritating.

StcChief
11-13-2005, 12:07 AM
Wacko.

Go out with a leaf blower at 8am to piss him off.

KChiefsQT
11-13-2005, 12:08 AM
Wacko.

Go out with a leaf blower at 8am to piss him off.
good idea. He'll probably just be getting to bed around this time.

headsnap
11-13-2005, 12:10 AM
Quick - submit this thread as evidence!

Uh, after deleting the part where I said you should shoot the guy in the head. :spock:

I just talked to the dispatcher, apparently they did show up but I missed it because I was on chiefsplanet.


ever stop to wonder exactly how much of our lives we miss because of this place?

headsnap
11-13-2005, 12:12 AM
Wacko.

Go out with a leaf blower at 8am to piss him off.

that was already in the plan. I have to get the yard done and get to Kroger to aquire the Chili fixins before the game starts tomorrow. :)

Frazod
11-13-2005, 12:19 AM
ever stop to wonder exactly how much of our lives we miss because of this place?

I figure in an average day I'm on here off and on about 3 hours.

3 hours x 365 days x 5 years = 5,475 hours

Wow. :spock:

stumppy
11-13-2005, 12:23 AM
I figure in an average day I'm on here off and on about 3 hours.

3 hours x 365 days x 5 years = 5,475 hours

Wow. :spock:

:eek:

About 7.5 months. Wow, I wish you hadn't posted that.

chefsos
11-13-2005, 12:29 AM
I just talked to the dispatcher, apparently they did show up but I missed it because I was on chiefsplanet.


ever stop to wonder exactly how much of our lives we miss because of this place?
ROFL Did you put that in your statement?

If you ever witness (or commit) a heinous crime, you should say exactly that.

Miles
11-13-2005, 12:31 AM
I figure in an average day I'm on here off and on about 3 hours.

3 hours x 365 days x 5 years = 5,475 hours

Wow. :spock:

If you have been drinking I dont think it counts as much.

John_Wayne
11-13-2005, 12:35 AM
So what's the verdict? Did he get slapped into cuffs? Did they search his house and take the still warm leaf blower into evidence? When's the tiral? I hope it's in the paper. I'll want to read about it.

BigMeatballDave
11-13-2005, 01:12 AM
Blowing leaves? I wasn't aware that leaves had
genitalia...

jjjayb
11-13-2005, 06:56 AM
Look at me. Busy as a bee. Where'd i get all this energy? Oh meth mmmm meth! I don't sleep and I don't eat, but i got the cleanest house on the street. Oh meth mmmm meth! Get these hairs all out of my face, get these bugs all out of my place. One more hit no time to waste! Oh meth mmmm meth!

Bob Dole
11-13-2005, 07:10 AM
Nice. If he didn't clean up the leaves, you'd be bitching about <i>that</i>.

You people are impossible to please.

CHIEF4EVER
11-13-2005, 07:17 AM
Nice. If he didn't clean up the leaves, you'd be bitching about that.

You people are impossible to please.

ROFL

Coach
11-13-2005, 08:34 AM
Nice. If he didn't clean up the leaves, you'd be bitching about <i>that</i>.

You people are impossible to please.
ROFL

Phobia
11-13-2005, 08:37 AM
Actually, that would be your fault, headsnap. He's only blowing leaves at that hour to find you a little free time so you can work on the wallpaper.

Simplex3
11-13-2005, 08:40 AM
Look at me. Busy as a bee. Where'd i get all this energy? Oh meth mmmm meth! I don't sleep and I don't eat, but i got the cleanest house on the street. Oh meth mmmm meth! Get these hairs all out of my face, get these bugs all out of my place. One more hit no time to waste! Oh meth mmmm meth!
ROFL.

wolfpack0735
11-13-2005, 09:23 AM
dont put up a fence and they`ll blow into the next yard.

Adept Havelock
11-13-2005, 09:34 AM
Nothing says "Good Neighbors" like replying to 1:30 AM leaf blowing with a well placed sniper round.

ENDelt260
11-13-2005, 09:48 AM
"You dont' get it. Leaves is my dog!"

ENDelt260
11-13-2005, 09:49 AM
Blowing leaves? I wasn't aware that leaves had
genitalia...
Damnit.

chagrin
11-13-2005, 03:47 PM
I guarantee you that dude has the best cola in the city. Back when I was still getting high, my buddy Scott (A Radiers fan, naturally) used to call me up almost every Sunday morning, 2am - "Dude, come look at my garage, it's ****ing sweet!" or there was one time that he calls me over to, okay - ready? come over and help him install a f*cking FENCE in his front yard at 3:30 am on a Saturday.

Sorry dude, I know that has to be a drag

headsnap
11-13-2005, 03:50 PM
I guarantee you that dude has the best cola in the city. Back when I was still getting high, my buddy Scott (A Radiers fan, naturally) used to call me up almost every Sunday morning, 2am - "Dude, come look at my garage, it's ****ing sweet!" or there was one time that he calls me over to, okay - ready? come over and help him install a f*cking FENCE in his front yard at 3:30 am on a Saturday.

Sorry dude, I know has to be a drag

dude is a Bachelor living in a $500K house with a nice view of the Ohio River.


I'm positive his nose was runnin'...

Bwana
11-13-2005, 03:54 PM
Nothing says "Good Neighbors" like replying to 1:30 AM leaf blowing with a well placed sniper round.

Indeed. Without question I would not be pleased if that happened around here. At the very least I would head over and cut the bastards power cord with a pair of bolt cutters.

Phobia
11-13-2005, 03:55 PM
You should put out a bowl of antifreeze.

Skip Towne
11-13-2005, 03:56 PM
In a perfect world, snap could set off a couple of round IN his head. :bang:

Well, in my perfect world.... :evil:
Yes, but you would be the only one in it.

headsnap
11-13-2005, 04:02 PM
Indeed. Without question I would not be pleased if that happened around here. At the very least I would head over and cut the bastards power cord with a pair of bolt cutters.

it was a GAS leaf blower!

Bwana
11-13-2005, 04:06 PM
it was a GAS leaf blower!

Hmmm? In that case, there would have been a "how far can I toss the MF before it hits the road and breaks up into numerous pieces" contest.