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Braincase
11-13-2005, 05:45 PM
1. Listening to the fat deaf chick next door getting her freak on...

NEXT!?

JimNasium
11-13-2005, 05:46 PM
2. Going down on Denise?

siberian khatru
11-13-2005, 05:47 PM
3. Imagining JimNasium going down on Denise.

JimNasium
11-13-2005, 05:49 PM
3. Imagining JimNasium going down on Denise.
ROFL :hmmm: :spock: :eek: :Lin: :deevee:

Cochise
11-13-2005, 05:50 PM
Imagining one of the other posters in this thread going down on JimNasium

siberian khatru
11-13-2005, 05:50 PM
Imagining one of the other posters in this thread going down on JimNasium

Don't knock it till ...

JimNasium
11-13-2005, 05:51 PM
Imagining one of the other posters in this thread going down on JimNasium
I do have a body that appeals to both genders.

siberian khatru
11-13-2005, 05:53 PM
I do have a body that appeals to both genders.

JimNasium: More man than you'll ever be, more woman than you'll ever get.

Phobia
11-13-2005, 05:54 PM
I was hoping this thread would help me get through the day without pulling the trig

JimNasium
11-13-2005, 05:55 PM
I was hoping this thread would help me get through the day without pulling the trig
Dammit, I just erased Pink's cell number from my directory..... :cuss:

Bowser
11-13-2005, 05:56 PM
This thread started off slow, and tapered off from there.

Chief Henry
11-13-2005, 05:56 PM
Yard work....

Cochise
11-13-2005, 05:58 PM
Being reincarnated as Jordan Black's tailbone pad

Cochise
11-13-2005, 05:58 PM
Being reincarnated as Denise's maxi pad

Otter
11-13-2005, 06:01 PM
Leaving a wet fart at work when you have a 30 minute commute.

Rausch
11-13-2005, 06:02 PM
1. Listening to the fat deaf chick next door getting her freak on...

NEXT!?

Having a glass blower insert his 3,300 degree media in my rectum and shape a puffer fish...

Rain Man
11-13-2005, 06:04 PM
Sliding down a slide made out of razor blades into a big bucket of salt.

Braincase
11-13-2005, 06:05 PM
Photoshopping Jordan Black's jersey to read "LOOKOUT" or "SORRYTRENT" on the back...

Otter
11-13-2005, 06:09 PM
Waking up to a knock on the door and trying to explain to your girlfriend that you just innocently slept late and missed breakfest with her family while you have "I LOVE COCK" written on your forehead from a still unknown after passing out first.

Rausch
11-13-2005, 06:09 PM
Photoshopping Jordan Black's jersey to read "LOOKOUT" or "SORRYTRENT" on the back...

Sometimes I think about how I wasted 10 years of my life chasing a 4 year degree while changing majors 4 times in college.

Then I think "Well, at least my failures weren't broadcast on national television, like Jordan Black."

Rain Man
11-13-2005, 06:10 PM
Hiking across Kodiak Island in a salmon suit.

Bowser
11-13-2005, 06:10 PM
Having to let your hairy faced aunt with the big mole give you a kiss during the holidays.

Rausch
11-13-2005, 06:12 PM
Having to let your hairy faced aunt with the big mole give you a kiss during the holidays.

Your parents spoiled you...

Rain Man
11-13-2005, 06:15 PM
Listening to some people say that we should tank the rest of the games to get a high draft pick.

Otter
11-13-2005, 06:15 PM
Being at the laundrymat washing clothes when a pair of tighty whiteys with a nasty skid mark stops right up against the washer window in between cycles.

JimNasium
11-13-2005, 06:18 PM
Riding in a Jeep Wrangler in the French Quarter with the top down and getting diverted into the ghey section of the Quarter where most of the men (?) are wearing chaps without anything on underneath and the common retort to the statement "I'm not gay" is "How do you know if you haven't tried?"

Rain Man
11-13-2005, 06:21 PM
Sitting at an outdoor cafe and having the waiter bring you an awesome-looking burger, and then having a homeless person walk up, grab the burger, take a big bite out of it, and then have a big string of saliva connect his lip to the burger as he sets it down and walks off, while no one else notices.