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CosmicPal
11-14-2005, 05:31 PM
I can make the "Best of" list for Craigslist.org- one of the world's most popular forums, but I lay my ass here on this Planet, day after day, and TWICE- mother Mary may I have another virgin- TWICE! I almost lost my job 'cause I was caught redhanded posting on the Planet. And do any of my threads ever make it to the Hall of Fame? Shit no. Man, what's a guy gotta do to get to the Hall of Fame around here? My life is incomplete. INCOMPLETE, I tell you. Now, should the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, and I can get a thread into the Hall of Fame, and be lucky enough to walk in on two cheerleaders going down on each other- Then, maybe then my life will be complete.

BigRedChief
11-14-2005, 05:36 PM
Uh... I made it by posting about a man who was trying to convert a lion to Jesus and got bit for his trouble.

But most of those threads are because the Planet got into them and many Planeteers stepped up to the plate with some hilarity.

Maybe try to bribe Rainman into posting on a thread you created. Won't hurt anyway.

You could have been the beer looter dude. That swas out there on the net long before the Planet discovered it.

Count Zarth
11-14-2005, 05:39 PM
I have several hall of fame threads. Just try to get someone else to have sex in your house, or pretend that you suck with women.

Calcountry
11-14-2005, 05:39 PM
I can make the "Best of" list for Craigslist.org- one of the world's most popular forums, but I lay my ass here on this Planet, day after day, and TWICE- mother Mary may I have another virgin- TWICE! I almost lost my job 'cause I was caught redhanded posting on the Planet. And do any of my threads ever make it to the Hall of Fame? Shit no. Man, what's a guy gotta do to get to the Hall of Fame around here? My life is incomplete. INCOMPLETE, I tell you. Now, should the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, and I can get a thread into the Hall of Fame, and be lucky enough to walk in on two cheerleaders going down on each other- Then, maybe then my life will be complete.I don't know, ask "Brent Farve, he's an all of famer".--Michael Vick.

CosmicPal
11-14-2005, 05:39 PM
Uh... I made it by posting about a man who was trying to convert a lion to Jesus and got bit for his trouble.



OK...I'll scratch off trying to convert lion into Jesus thread off my list of potential thread ideas.

Dinny Blues
11-14-2005, 05:40 PM
Have you made anyone's call-out list?

(always look on the bright side of life)

wh-wh, wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh.

Dinny

Stinger
11-14-2005, 05:40 PM
You could just start an " I am leaving thread" those are always entertaing and you never know what might come up in it or out of it.

CosmicPal
11-14-2005, 05:46 PM
You could just start an " I am leaving thread" those are always entertaing and you never know what might come up in it or out of it.

Yea, but I'd be violating the truth. I wouldn't feel right.

CosmicPal
11-14-2005, 05:47 PM
I have several hall of fame threads. Just try to get someone else to have sex in your house, or pretend that you suck with women.

People are always having sex in my house, and I suck miserably with women.

Count Zarth
11-14-2005, 05:48 PM
People are always having sex in my house, and I suck miserably with women.

Well there you go. Start posting about it and you'll be in the hall of classics in no time.

htismaqe
11-14-2005, 05:49 PM
or pretend that you suck with women.

ROFL

Dinny Blues
11-14-2005, 05:50 PM
People are always having sex in my house, and I suck miserably with women.


Perhaps your not holding you're mouth right.

Dinny

CosmicPal
11-14-2005, 05:55 PM
Well there you go. Start posting about it and you'll be in the hall of classics in no time.

I have...recall the Ninja ex-girlfriend of mine who kicked me in the balls?

Katipan
11-14-2005, 05:57 PM
I have...recall the Ninja ex-girlfriend of mine who kicked me in the balls?

That is the most awesome thing I've ever read here

4th and Long
11-14-2005, 05:57 PM
I have...recall the Ninja ex-girlfriend of mine who kicked me in the balls?
IMHO, that thread was classic. I suggest you bump it back to the top and we can petition it's entry in The Chiefs Planet Hall Of Classics.

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 05:58 PM
That is the most awesome thing I've ever read here
I don't think we can hang out anymore.

CosmicPal
11-14-2005, 05:59 PM
IMHO, that thread was classic. I suggest you bump it back to the top and we can petition it's entry in The Chiefs Planet Hall Of Classics.

I thought we did?

I'll have to look for it....

Phobia
11-14-2005, 06:00 PM
Careful what you wish for.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124540

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:00 PM
I don't think we can hang out anymore.

I am not Japanese.
Did you forget my island?

4th and Long
11-14-2005, 06:00 PM
I thought we did?

I'll have to look for it....
If at first you don't succeed ...

Threaten someone. :D

RedNFeisty
11-14-2005, 06:00 PM
Talking about butt sex might help!

The Ninja ex-girlfriend thread had me rolling, it should be in the Hall of Classics!

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:00 PM
I am not Japanese.
Did you forget my island?
I was more focused on the kicking in the balls part.

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:01 PM
Careful what you wish for.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124540
Awesome.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:01 PM
I was more focused on the kicking in the balls part.

We do other things on my island

4th and Long
11-14-2005, 06:02 PM
Careful what you wish for.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124540
And just like that, Phil drives a stake through the vampires heart.

The End

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:02 PM
We do other things on my island
Buy lots and lots of shoes?

stevieray
11-14-2005, 06:03 PM
Careful what you wish for.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124540

Dr. Phil handing out some validation.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:04 PM
Buy lots and lots of shoes?

I was thinking calisthenics.
But now I'm thinking of kicking you in the balls.

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:06 PM
I was thinking calisthenics.
But now I'm thinking of kicking you in the balls.
Didn't take long to get you back to kicking me in the balls.

Let this be a lesson boys... always trust your instincts.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:08 PM
Didn't take long to get you back to kicking me in the balls.

Let this be a lesson boys... never trust asian girls

CosmicPal
11-14-2005, 06:08 PM
Careful what you wish for.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124540

ROFL

Oh shit...the worst thread idea ever.

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:09 PM
Mer, if I were to offer that sort of advice I would just leave the word 'asian' out of it.

KCHawg
11-14-2005, 06:10 PM
I wanna hear more from Red about butt secks.

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:11 PM
I wanna hear more from Red about butt secks.
Well, first she puts on the strap-on... then she says, "Bend over, KCHawg,"....

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:12 PM
Mer, if I were to offer that sort of advice I would just leave the word 'asian' out of it.

You're going to get wrinkles if you don't stop crying.

KCHawg
11-14-2005, 06:14 PM
Well, first she puts on the strap-on... then she says, "Bend over, KCHawg,"....



Not exactly what I was picturing........ :banghead:

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:15 PM
You're going to get wrinkles if you don't stop crying.
Is that what they tell little girls? I gotta start using that.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:17 PM
Is that what they tell little girls? I gotta start using that.

Getting tired of "I've got candy" ??

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:21 PM
Getting tired of "I've got candy" ??
I need a followup for when they realize I don't.

Phobia
11-14-2005, 06:22 PM
Buy lots and lots of shoes?

I want to go shoe shopping with Mer sometime.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:22 PM
I need a followup for when they realize I don't.


Well, hell. I can't do everything for you.

Phobia
11-14-2005, 06:23 PM
And just like that, Phil drives a stake through the vampires heart.

The End

At least it was fun for me.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:23 PM
I want to go shoe shopping with Mer sometime.

I just got some super cute ones for Halloween.
But they aren't your size. :(

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:23 PM
Well, hell. I can't do everything for you.
You just did.

Try to keep up, hon. I know it's difficult what with your handicap and all.

Phobia
11-14-2005, 06:24 PM
I just got some super cute ones for Halloween.
But they aren't your size. :(

I think you know that's not my gig.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:24 PM
You just did.

Try to keep up, hon. I know it's difficult what with your handicap and all.

Maybe if you weren't shoving me off bar stools like a deranged animal.

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:26 PM
Maybe if you weren't shoving me off bar stools like a deranged animal.
I didn't push you, you just slid off.

I told you you should wear panties if you were gonna sit next to me.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:28 PM
I didn't push you, you just slid off.

I told you you should wear panties if you were gonna sit next to me.

Why should I be different from everyone else?

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:31 PM
Why should I be different from everyone else?
Because you're special, damnit. That's why.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:33 PM
Because you're special, damnit. That's why.

So Phil doesn't wear panties around you?

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 06:34 PM
So Phil doesn't wear panties around you?
If he does, I don't wanna know.

Phobia
11-14-2005, 06:36 PM
So Phil doesn't wear panties around you?
Correct. I only wear panties in the privacy of my mistress's domain.

Count Zarth
11-14-2005, 06:37 PM
Correct. I only wear panties in the privacy of my master's domain.

This is a disturbing post.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:38 PM
Correct. I only wear panties in the privacy of my master's domain.

Can I get the address and some directions?

CosmicPal
11-14-2005, 06:39 PM
The thread is now run by a couple of drunken nymphomaniacs.

I like it.

Katipan
11-14-2005, 06:43 PM
Those are 2 of the top 10 words I'd use to describe those 2 harlots.