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JBucc
11-14-2005, 09:39 PM
I don't know if he tries to be not funny or if it just comes naturally but why this guy is still on tv I have no idea.

Halfcan
11-14-2005, 10:36 PM
He is funny... well entertaining.... no your right he sucks. His family is even more annoying.,

Ultra Peanut
11-14-2005, 10:38 PM
If someone gave me a bullet to off one late-night talk show host, Kimmel wouldn't be the one I picked.

KcMizzou
11-14-2005, 10:38 PM
I like when he had Mike Tyson on the show. That dude is flat out nuts. (Cap'n Obvious) You could tell Kimmel was scared to death.

JBucc
11-14-2005, 10:39 PM
If someone gave me a bullet to off one late-night talk show host, Kimmel wouldn't be the one I picked.who then?

KChiefsQT
11-14-2005, 10:41 PM
Kimmel tries to have this dull funny way about him. Not buying it... although I did go to a live show last year and it's funny as all hell during commercial breaks.

Black Jack Savage
11-14-2005, 10:45 PM
How did he land a chick like Sarah Silverman?? I'd definitely pee in her butt.

Psyko Tek
11-14-2005, 11:27 PM
it's a second shift job
everybody hates second shift

Wa-Z
11-14-2005, 11:31 PM
w/e he's funny...

I'd go with

1. Conan (can't wait till he gets leno's job)
2. Leno
3. Kimmel

Black Jack Savage
11-14-2005, 11:43 PM
Conan is the f*cking bomb

Dunit35
11-14-2005, 11:51 PM
If I had one bullet to use on a late show host, it would be Conan. I dont think Ive ever laughed at one of his jokes.

HolmeZz
11-14-2005, 11:55 PM
Conan ****ing owns you, bitch.

DaFace
11-14-2005, 11:57 PM
Kimmel's better without restrictions. The Man Show was pretty damn funny, but now that he's on a network, he pretty much blows balls.

ENDelt260
11-14-2005, 11:57 PM
Is Jack Paar still on the air?

Black Jack Savage
11-14-2005, 11:58 PM
Holy Crap HolmeZz and I agree on something....In the year two thousaaaaaaand...in the yeeeear two thouuuuusaaaaand.

Ultra Peanut
11-15-2005, 12:00 AM
If I had one bullet to use on a late show host, it would be Conan. I dont think Ive ever laughed at one of his jokes.
http://youlose.ytmnd.com/

CoMoChief
11-15-2005, 12:09 AM
I really do hate the whole 60sec with Jimmy Kimmell thing at halftime of MNF. It's pointless, and one time they even had Clay Aiken on the segment showing everyone how to throw a football. The day he tells me how to throw a football is the day Chuck Norris shaves his beard.

CoMoChief
11-15-2005, 12:11 AM
Hey Psicosis........you want some spiiiiiiicy cluuuuub saaaaaauce.

Dunit35
11-15-2005, 12:19 AM
Conan ****ing owns you, bitch.

Let me say this again, If I had one bullet and I had to use it on a late night show guy, it would be Conan. Sorry, that I dont think he is funny at all. Hes annoying and I cant even look at his face without wanting to cut his hair.

Ultra Peanut
11-15-2005, 12:20 AM
Hey Psicosis........you want some spiiiiiiicy cluuuuub saaaaaauce.Stop it, you're making me dizzy.

ferrarispider95
11-15-2005, 12:32 AM
What about Adam Corrollas show in Comedy Central. It sucks too, most of the time it looks like he doesnt know what to even do or talk about. The show looks lost.

Ultra Peanut
11-15-2005, 12:34 AM
Adam Carolla's show is what Comedy Central uses to obliterate the momentum that the Daily Show and the Colbert Report built up and get people to change the channel/go to bed.

Dunit35
11-15-2005, 12:35 AM
What about Adam Corrollas show in Comedy Central. It sucks too, most of the time it looks like he doesnt know what to even do or talk about. The show looks lost.

You know I havent seen that show or I havent actually sat there and watched a Kimmel show either. They just arent that funny anymore, even though "The Man Show" was hilarious.

Wa-Z
11-15-2005, 01:17 AM
Carson Daily sucks the most...he should've stayed at TRL with all his teeny-bopper 15 year old girlfriends

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2005, 01:24 AM
Conan is f*ckin hilarious. However Max Weinberg isn't cuttin it. He lost quite a bit when Andy Richter left the show. Those two together were f*ckin awesome ROFL

ENDelt260
11-15-2005, 01:27 AM
Carolla's show is a disappointment. When I was living in Tucson I found myself listening to Loveline a lot on the drive down on Sunday nights. I found that the best f*cking part of that show was Adam going on rants about random bullshit. They tried to translate that into a half hour show w/ commercials and a celebrity guest, and it just doesn't work.

I read that in the Phoenix market Stern is going to be replaced by Carolla. I'm so looking forward to listening to him on my drive to work in the morning.

Baby Lee
11-15-2005, 07:11 AM
You guys are nuts, Corolla's show makes me laugh more than TDS and Colbert combined.
Especially when he critiques 80s movies.

"Man, when you get that pinky toe to the thigh meat!! "

wolfpack0735
11-15-2005, 07:32 AM
when jimmy and adam was joined together on the man show they were great but they have gone down hill apart. there was also nothing wrong with the juggie`s :drool:

ENDelt260
11-15-2005, 08:44 AM
You guys are nuts, Corolla's show makes me laugh more than TDS and Colbert combined.
Especially when he critiques 80s movies.

"Man, when you get that pinky toe to the thigh meat!! "
Adam's show's still funny, but it pales in comparison to his loveline gig.

Brock
11-15-2005, 08:46 AM
Adam's show's still funny, but it pales in comparison to his loveline gig.

I'm hearing a little junior college here. You go to junior college? Play a little hacky-sack?