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Douche Baggins
11-15-2005, 10:27 AM
Wow. I'm impressed.

Impressed with how BAD the Texans are.

They've allowed 46 sacks this year. I had no idea it was that bad.

To make matters worse, they lost their starting right tackle for the season against the Colts last week.

Gunther and Co. should have a field day.

Defensively they suck, too. Against the pass and the run. Which is a change from last week, since Buffalo's secondary was pretty good.

I haven't even watched a Texans game yet this week and it's obvious how much they suck.

Remember WR Andre Johnson? He's disappeared this year.

If we don't win this by at least two touchdowns, we suck.

Douche Baggins
11-15-2005, 10:29 AM
Read the papers this morning and they may get their starting left guard back. That would mean sliding Victor Riley back over to RT.

Andoverer
11-15-2005, 11:12 AM
If we don't win this by at least two touchdowns, we suck.

PLEASE don't say that

redhed
11-15-2005, 11:16 AM
KC is 6.5 pt fav right now. So, following the precedent set by the Buff game (2.5 favs), Chiefs lose by a FG.


/revese negative mojo...

Warrior5
11-15-2005, 11:42 AM
Chiefs will beat Houston, and stand a good chance of beating the Pats the following week (if Roaf is playing by then) at Arrowhead.

After that...

RedandGold
11-15-2005, 11:43 AM
Considering how we have that knack for playing down to our competition, I wouldn't underestimate the Texans.

As long as we have Jordan Black at LT, they have a chance to disrupt our offense.

Dunit35
11-15-2005, 12:10 PM
Considering how we have that knack for playing down to our competition, I wouldn't underestimate the Texans.

As long as we have Jordan Black at LT, they have a chance to disrupt our offense.

Yea, I dont understand why we play down to other teams levels. "good" teams arent supposed to do that.

Lurch
11-15-2005, 12:36 PM
Unless we demolish the Texans, this weekends game will be nothing more than another false hope on our way to an 8-8 disappointment.

jynni
11-15-2005, 12:45 PM
What's the league record for total sacks by both teams in a game?

This could end up being a game of "The Team Whose QB Can Still Stand At The End" wins.

King_Chief_Fan
11-15-2005, 12:53 PM
Unless we demolish the Texans, this weekends game will be nothing more than another false hope on our way to an 8-8 disappointment.

Chiefs don't beat the Texans, the Chiefs will be 5-11.

Lurch
11-15-2005, 12:58 PM
Chiefs don't beat the Texans, the Chiefs will be 5-11.

Unless they win by at least two TDs, they be mailing it in in December.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-15-2005, 01:36 PM
They beat us last year in KC. Nothing is gauranteed. Especially with the Chiefs.

Douche Baggins
11-15-2005, 01:37 PM
They beat us last year in KC. Nothing is gauranteed. Especially with the Chiefs.

What are the chances of Trent Green throwing inside the 10-yardline this time around? :D

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-15-2005, 01:42 PM
What are the chances of Trent Green throwing inside the 10-yardline this time around? :D
Pretty good I would hope.

Being a KC sports fan has taught be nothing if not humility toward other teams though.

Lurch
11-15-2005, 01:48 PM
Pretty good I would hope.

Being a KC sports fan has taught be nothing if not humility toward other teams though.

Humility is one thing. Wallowing in self-pity and gloom is another, Shlebrock.

dirk digler
11-15-2005, 01:51 PM
PLEASE don't say that

No shit he already jinxed Trent Green last week.

Dunit35
11-15-2005, 01:51 PM
What are the chances of Trent Green throwing inside the 10-yardline this time around? :D


Whats the chances of us getting to the 10 yard line without screwing it up? This game is on the road.

Dunit35
11-15-2005, 01:53 PM
Whats the chances of us getting to the 10 yard line without screwing it up? This game is on the road.


I take that back, we will be throwing it on 1st and 2nd down and then running it from the 9 yard line to set up a field goal.

Lurch
11-15-2005, 01:53 PM
No shit he already jinxed Trent Green last week.

You really believe in the jinx stuff, eh? You wearing the same pair boxers from your freshman year of HS that you got laid and lost your virginity in?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-15-2005, 01:59 PM
Humility is one thing. Wallowing in self-pity and gloom is another, Shlebrock.
Where did I wallow by saying the nothing is gauranteed?

dirk digler
11-15-2005, 01:59 PM
You really believe in the jinx stuff, eh? You wearing the same pair boxers from your freshman year of HS that you got laid and lost your virginity in?

Yep don't you? I think it is weird, except when it is happening to the Chiefs, when an announcer says this QB hasn't thrown an INT for X games and on the very next play they throw an INT or stuff like that.

To me they jinxed that player just like Gonuts jinxed Trent.

Lurch
11-15-2005, 02:00 PM
Where did I wallow by saying the nothing is gauranteed?

Work with me, man...

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-15-2005, 02:01 PM
Work with me, man...
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ferrarispider95
11-15-2005, 02:30 PM
GOCHIEFS

Stop making Predictions, you would think after you f*cking jinxed Trent last week you would shut your mouth

Calcountry
11-15-2005, 03:02 PM
Yea, I dont understand why we play down to other teams levels. "good" teams arent supposed to do that.Because we AREN't a good team. Not right now at least.

JBucc
11-15-2005, 03:27 PM
I thought we would win last week and it backfired, so this week I say we lose by at least 6 TD's, Green throws two more picks, Shields tears his hamstring too, and LJ gets a concussion on the first play of the game and his career is ended. The Texans will rack up at least 500 yards, 385 of them coming from passes to Andre Johnson who burns Surtain all day long, and Davis runs for the rest.

Calcountry
11-15-2005, 03:49 PM
GOCHIEFS

Stop making Predictions, you would think after you f*cking jinxed Trent last week you would shut your mouthHe jinxed the Texas Rangers last summer too. lol

FAX
11-15-2005, 05:32 PM
So now the Chiefs must play the Texans
A team that cannot get erections
'Cause they're p*ssies at heart
And we'll tear them apart
If Trent can just get some protection

FAX

4th and Long
11-15-2005, 05:40 PM
So now the Chiefs must play the Texans
A team that cannot get erections
'Cause they're p*ssies at heart
And we'll tear them apart
If Trent can just get some protection

FAX
Erections, p*ssies and protection?

I think I just time warped back to health class in Jr. High.

tk13
11-15-2005, 05:40 PM
I don't know, I really don't think we've played down to anybody this year, have we? Buffalo would be the closest to that I guess... but winning in Buffalo isn't ever easy. We beat the crap out of the Jets and Dolphins.

FAX
11-15-2005, 05:42 PM
Erections, p*ssies and protection?

I think I just time warped back to health class in Jr. High.

Totally, Mr. 4th and Long. Sadly, all the rhymes I learned for "texans", I learned in 7th grade.

FAX THE SORRY AS HELL

FAX
11-15-2005, 05:54 PM
Give Willie a few pain injections
Tell Eric to avoid ejections
Give LJ the carries
And say 50 Hail Marys
Then, maybe we'll defeat the Texans

FAX

4th and Long
11-15-2005, 05:55 PM
Give Willie a few pain injections
Tell Eric to avoid ejections
Give LJ the carries
And say 50 Hail Marys
Then, maybe we'll defeat the Texans

FAX
A bit religious with the Hail Marys but I'd rather pray than see us THROW 50 Hail Marys.

FAX
11-15-2005, 05:58 PM
A bit religious with the Hail Marys but I'd rather pray than see us THROW 50 Hail Marys.

Right again, Mr. 4th and Long. Far too dependent on allegory to be effective.

FAX THE SUBLIMINALLY CHALLENGED

FAX
11-15-2005, 06:07 PM
The offense continues to perplex us
As we enter the game down in Texas
When it's over, will Trent
Have a helmet unbent
And a reasonably intact solar plexus?

FAX

Douche Baggins
11-15-2005, 06:07 PM
The offense continues to perplex us
As we enter the game down in Texas
When it's over, will Trent
Have a helmet unbent
And a reasonably intact solar plexus?

FAX

You need to get a job doing this weekly for some newspaper.

Mecca
11-15-2005, 06:09 PM
Andre Johnsons been injured......he returned last week to catch 9 balls for 91 yards. I wouldn't be writing him off as being crap yet.

FAX
11-15-2005, 07:00 PM
A QB named Carr dropped to pass
Then promptly was thrown on his a$$
Because Jared had rushed
And Carr had been flushed
And then spanked like a 12 year old lass

FAX

StcChief
11-15-2005, 07:07 PM
Excellent FAX. Like the Hendrix avi.