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sexychiefschick
11-21-2005, 11:52 AM
I met Jared Allen at the end of the preseason at a restaurant, and I went over and said hello. Anyhow I said I was a big Chiefs fan, and wished him luck for the up coming season. Well we sat there and started talking about different things movie, music, ect. And we have been emailing and talking on the phone occasionally, and I'm going to go out with him Tuesday evening. I'm really excited because he's really a nice guy. I'm not sure where were going though.

KC Kings
11-21-2005, 11:54 AM
Since you are new and I am a gentleman, I am going to keep all long snapper comments/references to myself.

Have fun.

cmh6476
11-21-2005, 11:55 AM
slob the knob for our end rusher :thumb:

Brock
11-21-2005, 11:55 AM
PIITB, Jared.

luv
11-21-2005, 11:56 AM
I met Jared Allen at the end of the preseason at a restaurant, and I went over and said hello. Anyhow I said I was a big Chiefs fan, and wished him luck for the up coming season. Well we sat there and started talking about different things movie, music, ect. And we have been emailing and talking on the phone occasionally, and I'm going to go out with him Tuesday evening. I'm really excited because he's really a nice guy. I'm not sure where were going though.
Okay, so which board are you from?

jspchief
11-21-2005, 11:56 AM
Don't do it Jared. She has a penis.

Saulbadguy
11-21-2005, 11:57 AM
Ban.

KC Dan
11-21-2005, 11:58 AM
hmm

sexychiefschick
11-21-2005, 11:58 AM
Why ban me? I assumed you all were chiefs fans and would like to know. What a bunch of jerks you all are.

HemiEd
11-21-2005, 11:59 AM
:bong:

ROYC75
11-21-2005, 11:59 AM
Wow, a n00b coming in and spreading some love, Jared style.

ChiefsFire
11-21-2005, 12:02 PM
does the hot lil blonde he was snuggled up to friday nite at the KU v. I a hoe state game know you two are going out tuesday nite?

luv
11-21-2005, 12:02 PM
Why ban me? I assumed you all were chiefs fans and would like to know. What a bunch of jerks you all are.
So which board are you from?

Saulbadguy
11-21-2005, 12:03 PM
Why ban me? I assumed you all were chiefs fans and would like to know. What a bunch of jerks you all are.
Someone should stab you in the face.

sexychiefschick
11-21-2005, 12:04 PM
does the hot lil blonde he was snuggled up to friday nite at the KU v. I a hoe state game know you two are going out tuesday nite?
That was me. But I don't care much for basketball.

ROYC75
11-21-2005, 12:04 PM
does the hot lil blonde he was snuggled up to friday nite at the KU v. I a hoe state game know you two are going out tuesday nite?

Probally the evil twin sister.

Phobia
11-21-2005, 12:05 PM
Naturally I assumed Jared showed up at the Brett statue carrying an ArrowheadLouder sign.

ChiefsFire
11-21-2005, 12:05 PM
That was me. But I don't care much for basketball.
yea
mmhmm

i thought you had talked to him on the phone and emailed him and you made it sound like tuesday nite was your first date...

coughcoughbullshitcough

sexychiefschick
11-21-2005, 12:06 PM
This won't be our 1st date.

AustinChief
11-21-2005, 12:11 PM
Easy way to test this... think back to the week before the Raider game... should be easy to remember.. just a couple of weeks back...

What day was he out on the Plaza(with a blonde) and at what bar?

Bonus points if you can name any of the bartenders that night.. I guarantee Jared could.

--Kyle

Phobia
11-21-2005, 12:11 PM
Dear sexychiefsdick,

You are not amusing. Not in the slightest. Please go entertain yourself at www.chiefscoalition.com.

luv
11-21-2005, 12:11 PM
This won't be our 1st date.
ThenWTF is the big deal about this one, and why share it with us? What a 'tard. :rolleyes:

Stinger
11-21-2005, 12:11 PM
I met Jared Allen at the end of the preseason at a restaurant, and I went over and said hello. Anyhow I said I was a big Chiefs fan, and wished him luck for the up coming season. Well we sat there and started talking about different things movie, music, ect. And we have been emailing and talking on the phone occasionally, and I'm going to go out with him Tuesday evening. I'm really excited because he's really a nice guy. I'm not sure where were going though.

Be sure to bring the Thundersticks

Logical
11-21-2005, 12:13 PM
This won't be our 1st date.You are piling up neg rep mighty fast there sluttymanboob

BigRedChief
11-21-2005, 12:14 PM
This is arrowheadlouder. This is a guy.

I tell ya what. I know something about Allen that this board doesn't. If you are actually around him you would know this too.

Wanna prove it?

Saulbadguy
11-21-2005, 12:15 PM
Dear sexychiefsdick,

You are not amusing. Not in the slightest. Please go entertain yourself at www.chiefscoalition.com.
Those comments are libelous. I'm forwarding this on to whoever is in charge.

Phobia
11-21-2005, 12:15 PM
This is arrowheadlouder. This is a guy.

I tell ya what. I know something about Allen that this board doesn't. If you are actually around him you would know this too.

Wanna prove it?

We don't want to hear nothing 'bout no birthmark on his scrote. Damn.

Duck Dog
11-21-2005, 12:15 PM
hey SCC, at dinner, when the waitress asks Jared how he likes his salad, if he says 'tossed', you best get on your knees and stick out your tongue. We want him as happy as possible. Thanks.

luv
11-21-2005, 12:17 PM
I don't get it. Someone please explain. If this isn't someone from another site, why would some f*cktard come start bs like this? Every time someone does, we get on the brink of banning them. Then, all of a sudden, they want to be a valued poster?

Phobia
11-21-2005, 12:17 PM
hey SCC, at dinner, when the waitress asks Jared how he likes his salad, if he says 'tossed', you best get on your knees and stick out your tongue. We want him as happy ass possible. Thanks.

I don't know how you can do any better than that with #7000. Outstanding.

Phobia
11-21-2005, 12:18 PM
I don't get it. Someone please explain. If this isn't someone from another site, why would some f*cktard come start bs like this? Every time someone does, we get on the brink of banning them. Then, all of a sudden, they want to be a valued poster?

It's some idiot kid. He was the Arrowheadlouder retard.

ROYC75
11-21-2005, 12:18 PM
Hey Mandy, fetch a bone.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-21-2005, 12:19 PM
The only way we will know this is true, sexychiefschick, is if you post a picture of yourself.

Yes. It makes sense to post your pic. We will then know for sure.

Lzen
11-21-2005, 12:19 PM
It's some idiot kid. He was the Arrowheadlouder retard.


Thundersticks?

Fish
11-21-2005, 12:26 PM
.....and George Bush and I are gonna find those pesky WMDs this week too........

Chiefs Pantalones
11-21-2005, 12:31 PM
It's some idiot kid. He was the Arrowheadlouder retard.

Gross. So what you're saying is we have a poster...on this site...that is pretending to both be a girl and going out on a date with Jared Allen?

Someone call the police, or a psychologist.

Mr./Mrs. sexychiefschick, if you are reading this, please seek help.

Katipan
11-21-2005, 12:39 PM
Last night I gave Jared Allen herpes.

Jenny Gump
11-21-2005, 12:43 PM
Last night I gave Jared Allen herpes.

Well, then, that means you gave him MY herpes. You should've asked me first bitch.

Katipan
11-21-2005, 12:45 PM
Well, then, that means you gave him MY herpes. You should've asked me first bitch.

Yeah but you got them from Gonzalez. So really we gave him Tony's herpes. I still have your warts, love.

Jenny Gump
11-21-2005, 12:48 PM
Yeah but you got them from Gonzalez. So really we gave him Tony's herpes. I still have your warts, love.

God that was a crazy night.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-21-2005, 12:50 PM
Mer and JennyGump just had the best back to back posts I've ever seen on this site. ROFL

carlos3652
11-21-2005, 12:55 PM
ROFL - Amazing...

sedated
11-21-2005, 12:57 PM
Last night I gave Jared Allen herpes.

Been hangin with Ron Mexico?

Iowanian
11-21-2005, 01:00 PM
I still have your warts, love.

I just keep them because they're the size of grapes...ribbed, for her pleasure.

Katipan
11-21-2005, 01:04 PM
Been hangin with Ron Mexico?

We couldn't make Atlanta. We were too busy running our yearly Love Boat in Minnesota.

BigRedChief
11-21-2005, 01:05 PM
This won't be our 1st date.

Okay then you already know...............What unusual about his ear?

NewChief
11-21-2005, 01:08 PM
Okay then you already know...............What unusual about his ear?

You're too late. sexygenderbender has already been banned.

Katipan
11-21-2005, 01:08 PM
Jenny got a little rough one night.

Skip Towne
11-21-2005, 01:11 PM
I'll bet the Mange doesn't have posters like we have. We shouldn't be hearing any guff from Taco.

sexychiefschick
01-19-2006, 10:37 AM
Me and Jared have been hanging out a quite a bit the last few months.

Dave Lane
01-19-2006, 10:41 AM
Me and Jared have been hanging out a quite a bit the last few months.

OK then you have pics to back up your claim. Now would be a good time to show them.

Dave

sexychiefschick
01-19-2006, 10:47 AM
how do I do that

Dunit35
01-19-2006, 10:48 AM
Someone show her how to put pics of her and Jared together and hurry. Its time to prove it. After a few months you should have pictures of you two together.

Sybil
01-19-2006, 10:52 AM
how do I do that

Just have the webmaster over at www.slutsrus.com (http://www.slutsrus.com) help you out with it, after your shift today.

eazyb81
01-19-2006, 11:17 AM
Just go to Blonde on Friday or Saturday night, you will see plenty of Chiefs players there.

It was a little odd seeing Warfield there last week, you would think he would be done with the bar scene by now.

Rain Man
01-19-2006, 11:23 AM
Just go to Blonde on Friday or Saturday night, you will see plenty of Chiefs players there.

It was a little odd seeing Warfield there last week, you would think he would be done with the bar scene by now.

Please tell me you're kidding.

eazyb81
01-19-2006, 11:25 AM
Please tell me you're kidding.

I wish I was.

royr17
01-19-2006, 11:25 AM
Why ban me? I assumed you all were chiefs fans and would like to know. What a bunch of jerks you all are.

Im not like alot of ppl on here, but i believe you.

ChiefsFire
01-19-2006, 11:31 AM
how do I do that

do you ask Jared that alot?

munkey
01-19-2006, 11:37 AM
Im not like alot of ppl on here, but i believe you.

:whackit:

Carlota69
01-19-2006, 11:39 AM
Why is everyone so fired up over this chick dating Jared Allen? Why does it get so many posters panties in a wad? (I'll be looking for the jokes on that one).

Sometimes people on this board can the mentality of 14 year old boys. Grow up already.

Jeez

luv
01-19-2006, 11:41 AM
Me and Jared have been hanging out a quite a bit the last few months.
When's the wedding?

Saulbadguy
01-19-2006, 11:41 AM
ban

Calcountry
01-19-2006, 11:45 AM
The only way we will know this is true, sexychiefschick, is if you post a picture of yourself.

Yes. It makes sense to post your pic. We will then know for sure.ROFL Its like deja vu all over again.

royr17
01-19-2006, 11:46 AM
do you guys have to be so mean to this person.

i mean have a little dignity and respect.

royr17
01-19-2006, 11:47 AM
hon, if i may, the only way these ppl will believe you is if you post a pic of you and him.

some will believe you, some wont, but thats pretty much the only way to get this nonsense to stop.

luv
01-19-2006, 11:47 AM
ROFL Its like deja vu all over again.
Please tell me they're not going to post a picture of a blonde in a red bikini.

munkey
01-19-2006, 11:48 AM
do you guys have to be so mean to this person.

i mean have a little dignity and respect.

:moon:

The Bad Guy
01-19-2006, 11:50 AM
I met Jared Allen at the end of the preseason at a restaurant, and I went over and said hello. Anyhow I said I was a big Chiefs fan, and wished him luck for the up coming season. Well we sat there and started talking about different things movie, music, ect. And we have been emailing and talking on the phone occasionally, and I'm going to go out with him Tuesday evening. I'm really excited because he's really a nice guy. I'm not sure where were going though.

Ha.

So you post a thread about going out with Jared Allen and about how excited you are.

You say you've been e-mailing and talking on the phone.

Then you say, this isn't our first time going out?

Get your story straight.

And if you were dating a professional athlete, the last place you would tell it would be a Chiefs message board.

Skip Towne
01-19-2006, 11:50 AM
do you guys have to be so mean to this person.

i mean have a little dignity and respect.
What? This is the Planet.

sedated
01-19-2006, 11:52 AM
*cough* horsesh!t *cough*

Rausch
01-19-2006, 11:58 AM
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/US/Southwest/02/21/train.collision.ap/story.train.crash.ap.jpg

luv
01-19-2006, 12:00 PM
Last post was before Thanksgiving. I know some college students just got back from the winter break. Hmmm... :hmmm:

shakesthecat
01-19-2006, 12:01 PM
hon, if i may, the only way these ppl will believe you is if you post a pic of you and him.

some will believe you, some wont, but thats pretty much the only way to get this nonsense to stop.

Has the possibilty that is some guy just jerking chains on a bb, even crossed your mind?

If not, I have an Uncle in Nigeria that needs your help.

Gonzo
01-19-2006, 12:01 PM
Please tell me they're not going to post a picture of a blonde in a red bikini.

Here you go!

Bob Dole
01-19-2006, 12:12 PM
do you guys have to be so mean to this person.

i mean have a little dignity and respect.

Irony is lost on you, isn't it?

sedated
01-19-2006, 12:15 PM
Here you go!


sorry, that hair's brown. :harumph:

Gonzo
01-19-2006, 12:18 PM
sorry, that hair's brown. :harumph:

Yeah I know, Jared likes wigs.

Brock
01-19-2006, 12:18 PM
hon, if i may, the only way these ppl will believe you is if you post a pic of you and him.

some will believe you, some wont, but thats pretty much the only way to get this nonsense to stop.

Ask her to marry you.

Cochise
01-19-2006, 12:20 PM
I saw him at Tanner's downtown a while back and with Eric Hicks. I think every woman in the place came up and introduced themselves when they figured out who it was.

I'm sure it sounds good to have women throw themselves at you everyplace you go but it has to get old at some point... wouldn't it?

Bob Dole
01-19-2006, 12:24 PM
I'm sure it sounds good to have women throw themselves at you everyplace you go but it has to get old at some point... wouldn't it?

Yes, it does.

Anyong Bluth
01-19-2006, 12:25 PM
I'm sure it sounds good to have women throw themselves at you everyplace you go but it has to get old at some point... wouldn't it?



I've yet to get tired of it.

kansas hawk
01-19-2006, 12:26 PM
I don't know but I would love to find out

Skip Towne
01-19-2006, 12:27 PM
I saw him at Tanner's downtown a while back and with Eric Hicks. I think every woman in the place came up and introduced themselves when they figured out who it was.

I'm sure it sounds good to have women throw themselves at you everyplace you go but it has to get old at some point... wouldn't it?
No, it doesn't.

Katipan
01-19-2006, 12:27 PM
Yes, it does.

Stop wearing such tight jeans

Bob Dole
01-19-2006, 12:29 PM
Stop wearing such tight jeans

Yes ma'am.

ENDelt260
01-19-2006, 12:41 PM
Great. Now Bob Dole's gonna go to the bar w/ no pants on.

Katipan
01-19-2006, 12:42 PM
awesome.

Jared who??

Inspector
01-19-2006, 02:02 PM
Why is everyone so fired up over this chick dating Jared Allen? Why does it get so many posters panties in a wad? (I'll be looking for the jokes on that one).

Sometimes people on this board can the mentality of 14 year old boys. Grow up already.

Jeez

Uh...most of are 14 year old boys.

Count Zarth
01-19-2006, 02:03 PM
I think it would get old if you had a SO you were dedicated to.

Chief Henry
01-19-2006, 02:37 PM
Yes, it does.
:whackit:

BIG_DADDY
01-19-2006, 02:46 PM
We have a stage 5 clinger here Jared.

Katipan
01-19-2006, 02:49 PM
Is that like a dingleberry?

SPchief
01-19-2006, 02:52 PM
Is that like a dingleberry?


Do girls get those too??

StcChief
01-19-2006, 02:57 PM
Depends on how much they shave.

Dunit35
01-19-2006, 03:00 PM
We have a stage 5 clinger here Jared.


Did you not hear me? A stage five virgin clinger, lets go Im going to start the car.

Donger
01-19-2006, 03:38 PM
I'm sure it sounds good to have women throw themselves at you everyplace you go but it has to get old at some point... wouldn't it?

Not really. But I'm getting really f*cking tired of homosexual men hitting on me. Really very tired.

ChiefsFire
01-19-2006, 04:08 PM
Not really. But I'm getting really f*cking tired of homosexual men hitting on me. Really very tired.


did you buy the wrong t shirt??


again

Skip Towne
01-19-2006, 04:11 PM
Not really. But I'm getting really f*cking tired of homosexual men hitting on me. Really very tired.
Quit winking at them.

chiefs4me
01-19-2006, 04:11 PM
:rolleyes:

Clint in Wichita
01-19-2006, 04:13 PM
Hopefully Allen has a misogynistic streak, and will perform the "G.I. Joe Headstomp" on this twat.




Die already.

Count Zarth
01-19-2006, 04:14 PM
Not really. But I'm getting really f*cking tired of homosexual men hitting on me. Really very tired.

You must be fairly attractive. Hot wife, hotel receptionist, and now gayhomoqueers?

Donger
01-19-2006, 04:17 PM
did you buy the wrong t shirt??


again

I don't know what you're talking about.

Donger
01-19-2006, 04:19 PM
Quit winking at them.

Oh. Yeah, that might be it.

Donger
01-19-2006, 04:19 PM
:rolleyes:

Is that directed at me?

Donger
01-19-2006, 04:21 PM
You must be fairly attractive. Hot wife, hotel receptionist, and now gayhomoqueers?

My aunts used to say that I "was too pretty to be a boy" when I was growing up. Of course, they are all skanks.

chiefs4me
01-19-2006, 04:24 PM
Is that directed at me?








Now why would I roll my eyes at anything you said......:D

Donger
01-19-2006, 04:25 PM
Now why would I roll my eyes at anything you said......:D

Because you're a f*cking idiot?

chiefs4me
01-19-2006, 04:25 PM
You must be fairly attractive. Hot wife, hotel receptionist, and now gayhomoqueers?







I saw a picture once, before he took it down......not bad...but not a babe.

chiefs4me
01-19-2006, 04:26 PM
Because you're a f*cking idiot?



whatever you say, pretty boy........:D

Donger
01-19-2006, 04:27 PM
I saw a picture once, before he took it down......not bad...but not a babe.

I've never posted a picture of myself here.

Count Zarth
01-19-2006, 04:28 PM
I've never posted a picture of myself here.

Do you look anything like your wife?

Donger
01-19-2006, 04:32 PM
Do you look anything like your wife?

No.

mike_b_284
01-19-2006, 04:45 PM
No.

Damn, cause word around the bus station is she is friggin crazy in the sack.


ROFL

Donger
01-19-2006, 04:50 PM
Damn, cause word around the bus station is she is friggin crazy in the sack.


ROFL

That's nice. I don't understand how that has anything to do with me not looking like my wife.

ENDelt260
01-19-2006, 04:52 PM
That's nice. I don't understand how that has anything to do with me not looking like my wife.
Maybe he figured if y'all had similar body types he'd give you a go.

Yet another f@g hitting on Donger.

Donger
01-19-2006, 04:54 PM
Maybe he figured if y'all had similar body types he'd give you a go.

Yet another f@g hitting on Donger.

Great. Other than my wife, I'm hit on by homosexual men and retarded, female, nipple-tweakers.

I certainly do attract the finest people.

Katipan
01-19-2006, 04:57 PM
I am not retarded.

Bob Dole
01-19-2006, 05:00 PM
Nipple.

Donger
01-19-2006, 05:00 PM
I am not retarded.

You've never hit on me.

ChiefsFire
01-19-2006, 05:02 PM
I don't know what you're talking about.


www.kodesex.com

Katipan
01-19-2006, 05:02 PM
You've never hit on me.

How yoooou doin'?

Donger
01-19-2006, 05:03 PM
How yoooou doin'?

I'm fine thanks. A little hungry.

Boyceofsummer
01-19-2006, 05:05 PM
Why ban me? I assumed you all were chiefs fans and would like to know. What a bunch of jerks you all are.

But seriously, some of these posts are REALLY REALLY funny. But I'm a guy.

Katipan
01-19-2006, 05:06 PM
I'm fine thanks. A little hungry.

I've got something for you to eat.

TOO EASY.




please don't hit me, baby. it was a joke.

Bob Dole
01-19-2006, 05:09 PM
How yoooou doin'?

Mike Jones.

Ultra Peanut
01-19-2006, 05:13 PM
WHO

Bob Dole
01-19-2006, 05:14 PM
WHO

Mike Jones.

Ultra Peanut
01-19-2006, 05:17 PM
Ohhhhh, grandma.

Donger
01-19-2006, 05:19 PM
I've got something for you to eat.

TOO EASY.




please don't hit me, baby. it was a joke.

I'm in the mood for Chinese. Cheese Crab Wontons sound good for some reason.

Bob Dole
01-19-2006, 05:20 PM
I'm in the mood for Chinese. Cheese Crab Wontons sound good for some reason.

No baked beans?

Donger
01-19-2006, 05:23 PM
No baked beans?

Depends upon in whom's mouth they reside.

Bowser
01-19-2006, 05:24 PM
This thread runs parallel with bad acid trips.

Bob Dole
01-19-2006, 05:26 PM
Depends upon in whom's mouth they reside.

Mike Jones.

Ultra Peanut
01-19-2006, 05:33 PM
On the low, 281-330-8004.

ENDelt260
01-19-2006, 06:05 PM
The last 15-20 posts of this thread are gold.

Bob Dole
01-19-2006, 06:07 PM
On the low, 281-330-8004.

Can't call now. Busy flossin'.

Count Zarth
01-19-2006, 06:21 PM
WTF is going on?

Katipan
01-19-2006, 06:23 PM
We now know that the Bob Dole eyebrow thing is for convenience. Not fame and fortune.

Ultra Peanut
01-19-2006, 06:28 PM
Can't call now. Busy flossin'.I'ma stay puttin' it down til the end.

Bob Dole
01-19-2006, 06:34 PM
Lane switchin sippin that purple drank

Ultra Peanut
01-19-2006, 06:41 PM
For the ladies, baby.

sexychiefschick
01-23-2006, 10:06 AM
I talked to Jared the other day, and he said he would rather not me post pictures of us on this board.

Bowser
01-23-2006, 10:08 AM
I talked to Jared the other day, and he said he would rather not me post pictures of us on this board.

Hopefully he finished up that sentence with "And now, go die".

Skip Towne
01-23-2006, 10:08 AM
I talked to Jared the other day, and he said he would rather not me post pictures of us on this board.
Uh-huh

sexychiefschick
01-23-2006, 10:10 AM
He didn't really care if I told people I was going out with him, but he just doesn't want pictures on the web of me and him.

FAX
01-23-2006, 10:10 AM
I think that it's probable that you have caught a sliver under your flapper, Ms. sexychiefschick.

FAX

Skip Towne
01-23-2006, 10:13 AM
Phobia, is that you?

greg63
01-23-2006, 10:16 AM
You've never hit me.


Fixed your post. :D

Bowser
01-23-2006, 10:17 AM
He didn't really care if I told people I was going out with him, but he just doesn't want pictures on the web of me and him.

That stands to reason. If I were a Chiefs player, I wouldn't want photographic evidence floating around the web that I was banging a chick from Independence, either.

greg63
01-23-2006, 10:18 AM
Wow; fifteen posts and eleven red squares. :shake:

sexychiefschick
01-23-2006, 10:19 AM
What is that supposed to mean?

greg63
01-23-2006, 10:22 AM
What is that supposed to mean?

You have posted, now, 16 times; and you should check your rep.


In other words; I've never seen anyone with as much negative rep with so few posts.

sexychiefschick
01-23-2006, 10:26 AM
I really could care less what people think about me. I just thought that you all as Chiefs fans would like to know and talk with someone that is dating Jared Allen.

The Bad Guy
01-23-2006, 10:29 AM
He didn't really care if I told people I was going out with him, but he just doesn't want pictures on the web of me and him.

That's funny.

There were pictures of Jared Allen piss drunk with something written on his chest at some country music concert last year.

But he doesn't want pictures of you and him on the net?

And I'll stand by what I said originally. Girls who date professional athletes, don't go broadcasting it to strangers.

Go away stalker.

Phobia
01-23-2006, 10:30 AM
do you guys have to be so mean to this person.

i mean have a little dignity and respect.

Uh - because this person has been trolling the board for a while now. It's a dude.

sexychiefschick
01-23-2006, 10:32 AM
Why do you people keep saying that? Who is this other guy you keep talking about?

greg63
01-23-2006, 10:32 AM
I really could care less what people think about me. I just thought that you all as Chiefs fans would like to know and talk with someone that is dating Jared Allen.


Ummmmmmmm, ok.

Bowser
01-23-2006, 10:34 AM
I'm dumping all of my Sprint stock, asap.

Phobia
01-23-2006, 10:34 AM
Why do you people keep saying that? Who is this other guy you keep talking about?

Your and idiot.

Simply Red
01-23-2006, 10:36 AM
Uh - because this person has been trolling the board for a while now. It's a dude.


HELP! IT'S HATT MELM!

sexychiefschick
01-23-2006, 10:37 AM
Your and idiot? That makes no since! Sound like your the idiot, and I'm the one going out with Jared Allen

Jilly
01-23-2006, 10:38 AM
I don't know what the big deal is...I mean, I didn't brag when I went out with David Hasselhoff.

Simply Red
01-23-2006, 10:38 AM
Your and idiot? That makes no since! Sound like your idiot, and I'm the one going out with Jared Allen

Please consider suicide.

Clint in Wichita
01-23-2006, 10:40 AM
Please tell me that Allen did the "Angry Pirate" to you.

Simply Red
01-23-2006, 10:43 AM
Please tell me that Allen did the "Angry Pirate" to you.

Simply Red is trying not to laugh too hard but is struggling. Clint that was dammed funny! ROFL

patteeu
01-23-2006, 10:49 AM
Your and idiot? That makes no since! Sound like your the idiot, and I'm the one going out with Jared Allen

ROFL

greg63
01-23-2006, 10:58 AM
Uh - because this person has been trolling the board for a while now. It's a dude.

Maybe he's just a girl trapped inside a dude's body.

sexychiefschick
01-24-2006, 10:01 AM
I talked to Jared on the phone last night.

Dunit35
01-24-2006, 10:12 AM
Is all the I'm dating Jared Allen talk still going on?

Hog Farmer
01-24-2006, 10:40 AM
I talked to Jared on the phone last night.

Why don't you give me a call. I've got some nice fresh pork for ya.

Phobia
01-24-2006, 10:54 AM
I talked to Jared on the phone last night.

I saw Jared out with gorgeous twins last night. They both had their tongue in an ear. I'll bet he had fun later. I'm sure he was thinking about you though.

sexychiefschick
01-26-2006, 09:47 AM
What are you talking about?

Dunit35
01-26-2006, 10:05 AM
Last time I saw Jared he was at a bar with a fine redhead. That is all.

sexychiefschick
01-26-2006, 10:13 AM
That redhead was me. What bar was it? I know I said I was blonde but I've dyed my hair recently.

Phobia
01-26-2006, 10:15 AM
I didn't think that redhead was fine. She looked like his mother. Plus she had a lumpy boob job. Nasty.

sexychiefschick
01-26-2006, 10:16 AM
Phobia you have know idea what you are talking about.

Dunit35
01-26-2006, 10:16 AM
That redhead was me. What bar was it? I know I said I was blonde but I've dyed my hair recently.

WOW...just WOW...I was completely lying out of my ass...I live four hours away from KC....I haven't been to KC since November....SINNER!!!!!!!

Dunit35
01-26-2006, 10:17 AM
Lying is a sin, sinners don't go to heaven.

NewChief
01-26-2006, 10:18 AM
Can a mod please get rid of this moron? Seriously, it's old.

Reminds me of ArrowheadLouder (probably same idiot), only this one is even stupider.

Phobia
01-26-2006, 10:24 AM
Can a mod please get rid of this moron? Seriously, it's old.

Reminds me of ArrowheadLouder (probably same idiot), only this one is even stupider.
Not probably.

sexychiefschick
01-26-2006, 10:25 AM
Why would you want to get rid of me? i'm just trying to give you Chiefs fans some intresting inside info. And you keep calling me this ArrowheadLouder thing. Excuse me for trying to post something intresting.

Phobia
01-26-2006, 10:27 AM
Newsflash:
It's not interesting. It's fabricated and boorish.

/newsflash

sexychiefschick
01-26-2006, 10:29 AM
It's the truth,how often do I have to tell you idiots this?

Dunit35
01-26-2006, 10:29 AM
Your obviously lying out of your ass. See post 174, 178, 179.

sexychiefschick
01-26-2006, 10:30 AM
Sounds like you all are the ones who are jealous.

Dunit35
01-26-2006, 10:32 AM
I wish I could be in a "relationship" with Jared Allen. Yeah, that's it.

Phobia
01-26-2006, 10:32 AM
It's the truth,how often do I have to tell you idiots this?

You're right. It is the truth. Jared told me he met you by the George Brett statue. You were wearing a red bikini.

sexychiefschick
01-26-2006, 10:33 AM
I know that its hard for you all to believe that celebrities and pro athletes live on the same planet. It's not like me and Jared are married.

Dunit35
01-26-2006, 10:36 AM
I once dated Emmy Rossum...that younger chick off of The Day After Tomorrow. But it didn't last. The long distance thing tore us apart.

shakesthecat
01-26-2006, 10:37 AM
Phil,
Would allow idiocy like this to go on this long over at Warpaint?

Mr. Kotter
01-26-2006, 11:05 AM
Can a mod please get rid of this moron? Seriously, it's old.

Reminds me of ArrowheadLouder (probably same idiot), only this one is even stupider.

Okay, okay mods....I'll fess up. I'm both ArrowheadLouder and sexychiefschick.

What can I say; I need help. :deevee:

























MODs: Not really.....heh.

Smed1065
01-26-2006, 11:09 AM
Phobia you have know idea what you are talking about.

I no you make centz.

:)

Tribal Warfare
01-26-2006, 12:06 PM
I saw Jared out with gorgeous twins last night. They both had their tongue in an ear. I'll bet he had fun later.

Now, that's a role model!!! :wayne: :hail:

Chiefs Pantalones
01-26-2006, 12:13 PM
I'm currently dating Eva Longoria. Tony Parker doesn't know it yet. Stupid frenchie frog.

Phobia
01-26-2006, 12:14 PM
Phil,
Would allow idiocy like this to go on this long over at Warpaint?

I can't say for certain. It kinda depends on how it was received. We're talking about 2 totally different cultures. Considering Warpaint isn't as heavily trafficked I'd consider letting it ride. Since ChiefsPlanet has no shortage of traffic, I would (and have) whack it right away.

It was funny for about 10 minutes as ArrowheadLouder. Now it's just retarded.

luv
01-26-2006, 12:15 PM
It was funny for about 10 minutes as ArrowheadLouder. Now it's just retarded.
Agreed.

sedated
01-26-2006, 01:06 PM
I know that its hard for you all to believe that celebrities and pro athletes live on the same planet. It's not like me and Jared are married.


yeah, but I don't think you do.

Oh Snap
01-26-2006, 03:15 PM
The funny thing is shes still responding to everybodys putdowns which makes her even more unbelieveable! If you were really seeing him you would just stop responding to everyones putdowns, it doenst make or break you If they do or dont believe in you, right?.................. SO WHY KEEP RESPONDING?? Jesus get a life!

sexychiefschick
01-27-2006, 10:14 AM
You all are just sad. I understand how you could be jealous or won't believe me. Because you all think that Pro athletes are like GOD. But they are people just like you and me, and I just happen to be dating one. Its not that big of deal, I thought you all would be intrested.

luv
01-27-2006, 10:31 AM
Would someone please just ban this guy...I mean girl...oh, whatever...again already?

sexychiefschick
01-30-2006, 11:00 AM
I talked about this whole thing with Jared, and he told me not to get all upset about it. He said people will be jerks when they are jealous.

Phobia
01-30-2006, 11:04 AM
Wow. If I were dying of thirst on a desert island and had the choice of a tall glass of water or pressing the ban/delete thread button I would definitely choose the latter.

sexychiefschick
01-30-2006, 11:06 AM
You all are idiots there is no reason to delete this thread!

luv
01-30-2006, 11:06 AM
Wow. If I were dying of thirst on a desert island and had the choice of a tall glass of water or pressing the ban/delete thread button I would definitely choose the latter.
I'm wondering why someone hasn't already. :shrug:

Dunit35
01-30-2006, 11:06 AM
No doubt Phobia.

luv
01-30-2006, 11:07 AM
You all are idiots there is no reason to delete this thread!
You need to work on your reading comprehension skills, don't you?

sexychiefschick
01-30-2006, 11:15 AM
What is that supposed to mean?

Dunit35
01-30-2006, 11:17 AM
I think it means you can read what we are saying you just don't understand any of it.

luv
01-30-2006, 11:22 AM
What is that supposed to mean?
Talking about banning you doesn't mean deleting this thread.

Go on, get to class.

Phobia
01-30-2006, 11:24 AM
Talking about banning you doesn't mean deleting this thread.

Go on, get to class.

Um. Actually.

luv
01-30-2006, 11:26 AM
Um. Actually.
If it does, why do other threads where people get banned remain? Is it because they are the thread starter? I wouldn't mind seeing the thread go bye-bye in that case, either.

Phobia
01-30-2006, 11:32 AM
This thread is an exception to every rule on ChiefsPlanet. Never before has this level of dumbassery been reached. The only thing to do is purge it from the records and hope people forget. There are dozens of people leaving ChiefsPlanet for Warpaint daily solely because of this thread. It's very sad.

Cochise
01-30-2006, 11:35 AM
Good lord, is this romper room material yet or what?

Whoever's unfunny alternate login this is... just make it stop, please.

ENDelt260
01-31-2006, 02:07 PM
There are dozens of people leaving ChiefsPlanet for Warpaint daily solely because of this thread.

Hahahahaha.

Pink Paradise 2010
11-02-2009, 09:11 AM
awesome :)

Gonzo
11-11-2009, 02:40 PM
I can't believe this thread is unlocked.
This was epic. I got hooked on CP when this happened.

Sofa King
12-23-2009, 03:45 PM
there are a ton of people in this thread i've never seen before....

Simply Red
12-31-2009, 12:00 AM
Good lord, is this romper room material yet or what?

Whoever's unfunny alternate login this is... just make it stop, please.

says the weirdo that just 'leaves forever' and doesn't tell anyone.

RalphDormanci
01-18-2011, 09:21 AM
regreeets all!!!