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KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:13 AM
SHHHHHiiiit!!! This morning I woke up and my throat is totally swollen and tight. Having strep throat a couple times when I was younger this feeling is all too familiar. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: I hate going to the dr's.

Sully
11-28-2005, 08:14 AM
Here comes...

SPchief
11-28-2005, 08:15 AM
Wow, left that up on a tee

Bwana
11-28-2005, 08:16 AM
Guys don't like that. So you spit? :)

Iowanian
11-28-2005, 08:16 AM
I knew there was a reason you were cut from that Girls gone Wild taping.

Rain Man
11-28-2005, 08:17 AM
I'm married.

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:17 AM
I'm serious ****heads.

Saulbadguy
11-28-2005, 08:18 AM
Those little bumps are called "Herpes".

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:19 AM
Those little bumps are called "Herpes".

I couldn't laugh if I tried to.

Iowanian
11-28-2005, 08:20 AM
Sounds like you've got a case of Herpaghonnasyphillrhea.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-28-2005, 08:21 AM
I'm serious ****heads.
What did you think might happen when you post a thread with such a title...

JohnnyV13
11-28-2005, 08:21 AM
Talk about a functional definition for a "useless woman"


"I can't swallow..."

Mr. Kotter
11-28-2005, 08:23 AM
Surely you posted this, knowing what was cuming....er, eh....coming. :)

Sully
11-28-2005, 08:23 AM
You can't be even a little suprised that this has turned to what it has... I mean, you typed in all caps "I can't swallow."

cmon

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:24 AM
What did you think might happen when you post a thread with such a title...

AT the time... I was thinking I CAN'T SWALLOW.

Skip Towne
11-28-2005, 08:24 AM
Your value to this board has taken a nosedive.

Mark M
11-28-2005, 08:24 AM
I think I dated you in college ...

MM
~~:hmmm:

Iowanian
11-28-2005, 08:24 AM
Her Uvula hasn't felt this punished since Spring Break of 01.

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:25 AM
Surely you posted this, knowing what was cuming....er, eh....coming. :)

I just woke up... 7:00 something here. It's early yet for me. I don't think so clearly in the morning. :p

PastorMikH
11-28-2005, 08:25 AM
What did you think might happen when you post a thread with such a title...



Even I knew where this thread was heading when I first saw it with one reply.

Fried Meat Ball!
11-28-2005, 08:26 AM
Gargle with saltwater... or something else salty. :D

bkkcoh
11-28-2005, 08:26 AM
Your value to this board has taken a nosedive.


did you really expect anything different? I wouldn't....

ChiefsFan4Life
11-28-2005, 08:27 AM
SHHHHHiiiit!!! This morning I woke up and my throat is totally swollen and tight. Having strep throat a couple times when I was younger this feeling is all too familiar. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: I hate going to the dr's.

Do you have your tonsils taken out? I used to have a lot of throat problems when I was younger and then I had my tonsils removed and it helped A TON. If this is becoming a regular thing you should see the doctor and see if he/she recommends the surgery.

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:27 AM
Gargle with saltwater... or something else salty. :D

Heh... I called my mom this morning and that's what she told me to do. So I did.... and it's still hwwwurting. I hate being sick!!!!!!!

chagrin
11-28-2005, 08:27 AM
don't look now, c4m jr is at it again. I'm suprised this thread isn't already at 355 posts

angel
11-28-2005, 08:28 AM
it might be mono...

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:28 AM
don't look now, c4m jr is at it again
**** you.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-28-2005, 08:30 AM
Gargle with saltwater...
That actually works pretty good... make sure the water is good and warm too.

Hope you get to feeling better qt.

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:30 AM
Do you have your tonsils taken out? I used to have a lot of throat problems when I was younger and then I had my tonsils removed and it helped A TON. If this is becoming a regular thing you should see the doctor and see if he/she recommends the surgery.

Haven't had my tonsils taken out. I haven't felt this in years... but it's gotta be strep because i've felt like this before. :(

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-28-2005, 08:30 AM
it might be mono...
maybe it's a tooma...

kregger
11-28-2005, 08:30 AM
Have you checked to see if anything is still stuck?

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:31 AM
That actually works pretty good... make sure the water is good and warm too.

Hope you get to feeling better qt.
Thankyou.

angel
11-28-2005, 08:33 AM
maybe it's a tooma...
it's not a tumor!


but seriously, I had mono last year, and you can get it anywhere- it's not just "the kissing disease". But my throat was so sore that when I tried to talk or swallow or anything, I would cry from the pain... of course, if it's mono, there's pretty much nothing you can do but wait it out... the gargling with warm, salt water does help- also, there's a thing called "pink magic" the doctor gave that you gargle with that numbs your whole mouth. It helps for a little while.

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:33 AM
Have you checked to see if anything is still stuck?

Please go in the bathroom and check yourself. None of us want to dig around there looking for your toy. Anal fixation freak.

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:34 AM
maybe it's a tooma...

Ahhhh... Now I'm gonna cry.

chagrin
11-28-2005, 08:34 AM
**** you.


and also with you

Mark M
11-28-2005, 08:35 AM
**** you.

Yep ... I definitely dated you in college.

MM
~~:banghead:

Cave Johnson
11-28-2005, 08:42 AM
But can you still spit?

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:44 AM
But can you still spit?
not without pain. :p

siberian khatru
11-28-2005, 08:47 AM
there's a thing called "pink magic"

Wow, I haven't seen so many hittable pitches since the last Jose Lima start.

the Talking Can
11-28-2005, 08:47 AM
winner of the "Thread Most Desperate For Attention" award...

Rain Man
11-28-2005, 08:48 AM
not without pain. :p

Broncos week is a really bad time to have this problem.

Jenny Gump
11-28-2005, 08:52 AM
Sounds like you need a throat massage.

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
11-28-2005, 08:54 AM
You CAN'T swallow, or you just don't WANT to swallow? Which is it?


:p

KChiefsQT
11-28-2005, 08:54 AM
Broncos week is a really bad time to have this problem.
You're telling me. ROFL It's okay... I'm going to the dr's at 9:00. Clearly she will be able to make all this nonsense go away.

RedNFeisty
11-28-2005, 09:49 AM
The creamy coating is supposed to keep your throat from being sore afterwards!! If you would become a regular swallower you wouldn’t have these issues.

BIG_DADDY
11-28-2005, 09:56 AM
It's funny as soon as I saw this thread I thought it was about a sexual hangup. ROFL

Mark M
11-28-2005, 10:00 AM
The creamy coating is supposed to keep your throat from being sore afterwards!! If you would become a regular sallower you wouldn’t have these issues.

Not sure what a "sallower" is, but it sounds kinky.

MM
~~:spock:

RedNFeisty
11-28-2005, 10:02 AM
Not sure what a "sallower" is, but it sounds kinky.

MM
~~:spock:

ROFL

Oopps!

Alton deFlat
11-28-2005, 10:06 AM
It's funny as soon as I saw this thread I thought it was about a sexual hangup. ROFL

Well, I have to admit, I thought the same thing.

But all kiddin' aside, sore throats are a bitch, and usually they have to run there course. I had a bad one about a month ago, and my wife happened to have some prescription 600 mg ibuprophen. I would pop one of those, and.....no more sore throat... for at least 12 hours.

Hope you're feeling better soon qt.

Hoofbeats
11-28-2005, 10:11 AM
Damn...hope you get that fixed by Sunday.

Sully
11-28-2005, 10:13 AM
Doesn't this thread belong in the "I can't swallow" room?

Calcountry
11-28-2005, 10:15 AM
Your value to this board has taken a nosedive.Dang N00bs.