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acasas4
11-29-2005, 08:48 AM
What is the difference?

ENDelt260
11-29-2005, 08:48 AM
My guts are on the inside.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-29-2005, 08:49 AM
my balls are on the outside... kind of... I mean they are enclosed in skin.

JohninGpt
11-29-2005, 08:54 AM
One is about six inches above the other? Unless you are standing on your head, then it is reversed.

acasas4
11-29-2005, 09:05 AM
Guts is coming home after drinking with the guys, being attacked by your wife with a broom and asking her if she's cleaning or flying somewhere. Balls is coming home smelling of beer and perfume with lipstick on your collar, smacking your wife on the ass and saying "your'e next".

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-29-2005, 09:06 AM
Guts is coming home after drinking with the guys, being attacked by your wife with a broom and asking her if she's cleaning or flying somewhere. Balls is coming home smelling of beer and perfume with lipstick on your collar, smacking your wife on the ass and saying "your'e next".
ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
11-29-2005, 09:11 AM
You don't need your balls to live.

JohninGpt
11-29-2005, 09:15 AM
You don't need your balls to live.
True, but I'm not sure that I'd want to live without them.

Lzen
11-29-2005, 09:25 AM
I'm guessing that gc knows this through first hand experience.

Count Alex's Losses
11-29-2005, 09:26 AM
I'm guessing that gc knows this through first hand experience.

Yes. I took out a guy's guts and he died.

Demonpenz
11-29-2005, 10:47 AM
Yes. I took out a guy's guts and he died.


must a been a great battlefront game

HemiEd
11-29-2005, 10:51 AM
Guts vs. Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below .

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

JohninGpt
11-29-2005, 10:51 AM
must a been a great battlefront game
Actually it was "Operation", he didn't have any problem with the funny bone, but when he went for the bread basket the game went right to hell.