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Ultra Peanut
11-30-2005, 11:18 AM
Of course you don't.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/27/arts/television/27itzkoff.html

Sure-Oz
11-30-2005, 11:22 AM
I loved his show, too bad man, atleast he's back to doing comedy stuff.

David.
11-30-2005, 11:23 AM
I always enjoyed his standup.

Killing me softly is classic.

ZootedGranny
11-30-2005, 11:30 AM
He's been back doing stand up for a little while now. An acquaintance saw him recently and said he was killing as usual.

Here's one of his jokes paraphrased:

"I once fought a guy on crystal meth. There were 8 of us on the street smokin weed and this white dude with no shirt and no shoes on comes up to us. He was greasy too, like he was working on a car or something, but he wasn't because he was on foot. He walks up to us with a hammer in his hand and asks us "Do any of you ******s have the time". Now I knew something wasn't right, but I was high so I didn't know what was going on, but my boy Tyrone knew what was up. He looked at his watch and said "It's time to beat your mother****ing cracker ass." The crystal meth dude says "I was hoping you ******s would say that." Then he took the hammer and hit himself right in the balls."


"We fought that dude for 45 minutes"

Reaper16
11-30-2005, 11:30 AM
Thanks for posting that. I wouldn't have found it myself.

ChiefsCountry
11-30-2005, 12:18 PM
I'm Rick James, bitch.

Dunit35
11-30-2005, 12:25 PM
Real Sex take 21:

Recorder: Whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

Girl: This one time in college, I had a threesome with 2 guys and my Soriety girls were watching me chearing me on.

Dave: Huh, (while looking at lady weird) the craziest thing Ive ever done, would probably be having sex with ol gangbang without using a rubber.

Thats the best I can remember.

Hahaha, that is so funny. Anyone remember when he was doing a muppets thing and snoop dog was in there. They were talking about STD's. That one was just as funny.

journeyscarab
11-30-2005, 12:48 PM
Samuel Jackson Beer...."MMMM, MMMM good bitch!"

The Real World skit where the house was all black people and the one white guy.

Dave...come back!

Duck Dog
11-30-2005, 01:05 PM
Real Sex take 21:

Recorder: Whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

Girl: This one time in college, I had a threesome with 2 guys and my Soriety girls were watching me chearing me on.

Dave: Huh, (while looking at lady weird) the craziest thing Ive ever done, would probably be having sex with ol gangbang without using a rubber.



LOL ROFL

sedated
11-30-2005, 01:27 PM
Knee-High Park, with Snoop and Q-Tip.

Puppets encouraging kids to do drugs, be bums, and wear condoms.

Laughed my ass off the first 10 times I saw it.

Dunit35
11-30-2005, 01:29 PM
Knee-High Park, with Snoop and Q-Tip.

Puppets encouraging kids to do drugs, be bums, and wear condoms.

Laughed my ass off the first 10 times I saw it.


You know anywhere I can view it again? Man that was one of the funniest things Ive ever heard. Snoop whoopin out his wang and complaining of it itching or burning?

Reaper16
11-30-2005, 01:46 PM
Knee-High Park, with Snoop and Q-Tip.

Puppets encouraging kids to do drugs, be bums, and wear condoms.

Laughed my ass off the first 10 times I saw it.

"I beat my d*** like it owes me money!" ROFL

John_Wayne
11-30-2005, 01:59 PM
Of course you don't.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/27/arts/television/27itzkoff.html No, you're thinking of Sean LaChappelle.

Ultra Peanut
11-30-2005, 02:18 PM
"I beat my d*** like it owes me money!" ROFL
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Extra Point
11-30-2005, 02:25 PM
Dave Chappelle relies heavily on Rich Scanlon for material. Mr. Chappelle unwittingly gives millions to the Hunt family to keep Scanlon from playing full time, for fear that his material would fall short in excellence.

Reaper16
11-30-2005, 02:34 PM
Dave Chappelle relies heavily on Rich Scanlon for material. Mr. Chappelle unwittingly gives millions to the Hunt family to keep Scanlon from playing full time, for fear that his material would fall short in excellence.
Chappelle: "What? Scanlon's back in America? I thought he was in NFL Europe! S***, I gotta' get to Africa."

Edubs
11-30-2005, 03:42 PM
<img src="http://www.chappellecenter.com/seasontwo/episodes/images/210_3.jpg" style="width: 156px; height: 117px; border: 0" alt="" />



I say "Fvkk It!"