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Mark M
11-30-2005, 12:01 PM
NTTATWWT …

<a href='http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/jake-plummer-the-new-cher-140085.php'>Link ith here</a>, :thailor:

You had heard all about the (ultimately successful) petition to bring back Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer’s moustache, and, if you’re like us, you might have thought, hey, as long as he’s giving mustache rides to cheerleaders, all is pretty much fine.

But check it out: Jake Plummer is, inexplicably, starting to become a gay icon. Why? You guessed it: The mustache. Prominent gay bloggers are picking up on the “pornstache,” and even putting together greatly amusing photo montages of Plummer in various states of pseudo-gaydom.

Jake Plummer, in the span of a year, has gone from an erratic guy who sometimes throws with his lift hand into an MVP candidate, an anti-war protestor and a potential gay icon. God bless America, ya know?

A gay blogger even has a <a href=' http://kennethinthe212.blogspot.com/2005/11/snake-bitten.html'>photo montage</a> of Jakey boy.

Since I’m a supporter of gay rights, I think players like Jake reaching around—er—reaching out to the “outed” community is great for the NFL, don’t you?

MM
~~:)

vailpass
11-30-2005, 12:11 PM
Dude!
This one hurts. I went to view the photo montage. There was an article written by a gay guy saying Jake was kinda' hot, etc. Below is a reply some guy posted.
WARNING: Any guy not named Denver Chief and Maybe GoChiefs will be absolutely disgusted:

At 11:54 AM, Anonymous said...
Jake is only "kinda hot"? Oh please, saying Jake is "Kinda hot" is like saying the sun is "kinda hot". That is one of the hottest men around. The stache really adds fuel to the fantasies as I can see myself in some cheesy 70's porno with Jake doing shit to me that only ever happened in 70's pornos. He is incredibly hot no matter if he has the stache or not. Damn, he makes my mouth water and my hole itch.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sully
11-30-2005, 12:12 PM
Jake Plummer is a person, too. Regardless of what he does in his bedroom or the team lockeroom.

vailpass
11-30-2005, 12:12 PM
Jake Plummer is a person, too. Regardless of what he does in his bedroom or the team lockeroom.

nlm

Rausch
11-30-2005, 12:14 PM
Jake Plummer is a person, too.

No, he's a Donk.

jspchief
11-30-2005, 12:16 PM
You couldn't script something this good.

jspchief
11-30-2005, 12:18 PM
What's even sadder is Plummer has a "Mini Me". He's named Bradlee Van Pelt and he too wants to be revered by gays guys when he grows up.

vailpass
11-30-2005, 12:18 PM
You couldn't script something this good.

I know. This one's gonna' leave a mark.

FringeNC
11-30-2005, 12:18 PM
Dude!
This one hurts. I went to view the photo montage. There was an article written by a gay guy saying Jake was kinda' hot, etc. Below is a reply some guy posted.
WARNING: Any guy not named Denver Chief and Maybe GoChiefs will be absolutely disgusted:

At 11:54 AM, Anonymous said...
Jake is only "kinda hot"? Oh please, saying Jake is "Kinda hot" is like saying the sun is "kinda hot". That is one of the hottest men around. The stache really adds fuel to the fantasies as I can see myself in some cheesy 70's porno with Jake doing shit to me that only ever happened in 70's pornos. He is incredibly hot no matter if he has the stache or not. Damn, he makes my mouth water and my hole itch.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yeah, that comment by "Anonymous" is hilarious. I was going to post it, but you beat me to it.

Ari Chi3fs
11-30-2005, 12:33 PM
At 11:54 AM, Anonymous said...
Damn, he makes my mouth water and my hole itch.


Oh man, that is utterly disgusting and hilarious at the same time.

Mark M
11-30-2005, 12:35 PM
I know. This one's gonna' leave a mark.

Maybe him giving the bird last year was actually a secret signal to someone in the stands ...

like, say, <a href='http://home.ripway.com/2005-6/328181/DenverFanth.jpg'>these guys.</a>

MM
~~:whip:

FringeNC
11-30-2005, 12:39 PM
Maybe him giving the bird last year was actually a secret signal to someone in the stands ...

like, say, <a href='http://home.ripway.com/2005-6/328181/DenverFanth.jpg'>these guys.</a>

MM
~~:whip:

LOL. That's enough. I have a terrible sore throat and cough, and all the laughing from this thread is killing me.

dirk digler
11-30-2005, 12:42 PM
ROFL

This is classic

Reerun_KC
11-30-2005, 12:46 PM
Somebody should post this on a Donkey board.

Sully
11-30-2005, 12:48 PM
Somebody should post this on a Donkey board.

It didn't come from one?
Color me suprised.

Mark M
11-30-2005, 12:56 PM
Somebody should post this on a Donkey board.

I thought about throwing it up on the Mange, but the color scheme over there makes me want to scoop my retinas out with a spork.

Besides, I haven't posted over there a whole lot. Maybe Iowanian or someone else can.

MM
~~:shrug:

jspchief
11-30-2005, 01:00 PM
GoChiefs is the only one that can post it over there. It's to much of a setup for a return slam, so we need it to be someone that gets that crap anyway.

Phobia
11-30-2005, 01:09 PM
This guy I know posted some comments. He said they aren't showing up. I wonder what's up with that.... I mean, he wonders what's up with that.

FringeNC
11-30-2005, 02:20 PM
too funny....in the comments at the blog:

At 2:00 PM, Taco John said...

I'd hit it.

Fish
11-30-2005, 02:23 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4161/1545/320/1jake_grabs_ass.jpg

http://home.ripway.com/2005-6/328181/DenverFanth.jpg

Uhhh I don't know......... those ass pirates may be on to something about "Jake the Butt-loving Snake"

Hoofbeats
11-30-2005, 02:29 PM
Yawn...what I find interesting is that a Chiefs fan is surfing GAY BLOGGING SITES...interesting...but hardly suprising.

Carry on losers.

Mark M
11-30-2005, 02:44 PM
Yawn...what I find interesting is that a Chiefs fan is surfing GAY BLOGGING SITES...interesting...but hardly suprising.

Carry on losers.

Wow ... you don't pay very good attention, do you?

http://deadspin.com/

It's a sports blog with beautiful pics <a href='http://deadspin.com/sports/grey-cup/hot-canadian-football-action-140208.php'>like this.</a>
Please try again.

MM
~~:spank:

As a parting gift, here's a hat for you to wear Sunday!

Hoofbeats
11-30-2005, 03:03 PM
Wow ... you don't pay very good attention, do you?

http://deadspin.com/

It's a sports blog with beautiful pics...
So what? This seems to indicate why and how you found it:

Since I’m a supporter of gay rights, I think players like Jake reaching around—er—reaching out to the “outed” community is great for the NFL, don’t you?

Mark M
11-30-2005, 03:08 PM
So what? This seems to indicate why and how you found it:

I see ... so since I think that what people do in their bedrooms is no business of mine, and that they should have the same rights as everyone else, I'm suddenly gay?

:spock:

Guess I should've put "<a href='http://www.1115.org/2004/04/14/lets-dispense-with-the-fomalities/'>no homo"</a> after it.

MM
~~:shrug:

Hoofbeats
11-30-2005, 03:14 PM
I see ... so since I think that what people do in their bedrooms is no business of mine, and that they should have the same rights as everyone else, I'm suddenly gay?

:spock:

Guess I should've put "<a href='http://www.1115.org/2004/04/14/lets-dispense-with-the-fomalities/'>no homo"</a> after it.

MM
~~:shrug:
Your "proclivities" are of no interest/concern to me, but since
you're the one who threw it out there to attach Plummer to being gay don't go whining like a little girl when it's thrown back at ya. You clowns were wondering how to put it on the Mane...don't worry; it's been done for ya. HA! HA!

Carry on losers.

Mark M
11-30-2005, 03:21 PM
Your "proclivities" are of no interest/concern to me, but since
you're the one who threw it out there to attach Plummer to being gay

Wow ... Hooked on Phonics didn't exactly work for you, did it?

I actually, um, "attach" Plummer to being a gay icon. Which he is, apparently.

You clowns were wondering how to put it on the Mane...don't worry; it's been done for ya.
Actually, I know how to put it on the Mange, I just choose not to.

HA! HA!
I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.

MM
~~:shake:

Dickies Prostate
11-30-2005, 03:35 PM
Hummm seems your hooked on gay blog sites, well we do know how you spend you spare time now so cleaverly linking jake has cleaverly linked yourself. -nice work columbo-

Sully
11-30-2005, 03:37 PM
Hummm seems your hooked on gay blog sites, well we do know how you spend you spare time now so cleaverly linking jake has cleaverly linked yourself. -nice work columbo-

After further review, this post is..
IN--CO--HERENT!!!!!

Mark M
11-30-2005, 03:41 PM
Hummm seems your hooked on gay blog sites, well we do know how you spend you spare time now so cleaverly linking jake has cleaverly linked yourself. -nice work columbo-

Um ... anyone have their "Complete ****ing Idiot Asshat Donkey Fan" to "English" dictionary?

MM
~~:spock:

chagrin
11-30-2005, 04:01 PM
"...an anti-war protestor..."

That's funny, anyone remember this?

Jake Plummer
May 28, 1997: Charged with felony sexual abuse
June 27, 1997: Struck a plea bargain and received two years probation; also fined $1,020 and ordered to perform 100 hours of community service.

vailpass
11-30-2005, 04:10 PM
"...an anti-war protestor..."

That's funny, anyone remember this?

Jake Plummer
May 28, 1997: Charged with felony sexual abuse
June 27, 1997: Struck a plea bargain and received two years probation; also fined $1,020 and ordered to perform 100 hours of community service.


So a college senior grabbed a little snatch, is it really a big deal? It was a couple of ASU undergrad chicks at Temp club.. :drool:

GIGGITY! GIGGITY!

chagrin
11-30-2005, 04:15 PM
Actually this was after he was drafted and in the NFL.

I just wanted it to be clear that he isn't mr friggin clean

chagrin
11-30-2005, 04:17 PM
In the words of Quagmire, "yeah I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through it."

jidar
11-30-2005, 04:19 PM
HAHAHAH! Oh my ****ing god. This is going to make my week. This is like early christmas.

vailpass
11-30-2005, 04:31 PM
In the words of Quagmire, "yeah I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through it."

ROFL ROFL

Did you ever see the one where Quagmire and Brian the dog were the two finalists on The Bachelor?
Quagmire takes the girl to meet his mom, they are sitting in her trailer with the mom bitching at him from the other room to feed the cat, and Quagmire comes up with this gem:

"Mom, if you want this threesome to happen you're going to have to change your tone".

That was shortly after he gave her the date rape drug, remembered he was on TV, dropped her, then reached out from behind the door to grab her shoe with which he pleasured himself.
Too ****ing funny.

HemiEd
11-30-2005, 04:43 PM
I guess the guy does like to dress up.
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=33700

anonymousposter
12-03-2005, 02:33 AM
To beard, or not to beard ...
http://kennethinthe212.blogspot.com/2005/12/queer-eye-for-nfl-2.html