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ChiefsKing
12-01-2005, 07:11 AM
I predict "Kendrell rings Jakes Bell". But "Larry gives Denver the Johnson" sounds good too!

chagrin
12-01-2005, 07:33 AM
Florida man kills Broncos fan

SLAG
12-01-2005, 08:36 AM
"Plummer Reverts to his Old way's"
- Denver Quarter Back Now has more INT than TDs Again

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 08:47 AM
"Jake Plummer Freaks Out During Interview In Locker Room"

Big Chief Homer
12-01-2005, 09:11 AM
"Donkey Sandwich Featured at Arrowhead,
as Johnson and Johnson carve up Broncos"

Lurch
12-01-2005, 09:20 AM
Small Hispanic Man with an "Orangemane" Tatoo Leaps From Stadium Rim Following Hall's Fourth TD

milehighfan
12-01-2005, 09:59 AM
Bobby Bouche shows up at halftime and the mud dogs win the bourbon bowl.

siberian khatru
12-01-2005, 10:11 AM
"Broncos mourn Plummer's death; Chiefs' Knight unrepentant"

SLAG
12-01-2005, 10:12 AM
"Broncos mourn Plummer's death; Chiefs' Knight unrepentant"

ROFLROFL

Raiderhader
12-01-2005, 10:14 AM
Dante "Donk Slayer" Hall runs through Denver yet again, sets record in process.

Sully
12-01-2005, 10:15 AM
"Hall feeds Broncos their Oats"

Raiderhader
12-01-2005, 10:19 AM
Dante "Donk Slayer" Hall runs through Denver yet again, sets record in process.


Subtitle: National audience watches as The Rat's head literally explodes.

siberian khatru
12-01-2005, 10:23 AM
"Welbourn: 'Trevor Pryce is still my bitch' "

ChiefsfaninPA
12-01-2005, 10:24 AM
Orangemane still silent one day after Chiefs stomp the Donks.

COchief
12-01-2005, 10:27 AM
"Entire Donk 53 man roster placed on IR after massacre at Arrowhead, even the non-active players broke their own limbs out of fear of facing the Chiefs again in the playoffs"

siberian khatru
12-01-2005, 10:27 AM
"Entire Donk 53 man roster placed on IR after massacre at Arrowhead, even the non-active players broke their own limbs out of fear of facing the Chiefs again in the playoffs"

Hmm, that might be hard to fit across 6 columns.

Extra Point
12-01-2005, 10:28 AM
"Plummer Backed Up!!!"

Mile High Mania
12-01-2005, 10:29 AM
Maybe something like...

"Chiefs lose grasp on Wild Card bid, Vermeil proclaims he still loves his players"

or

"Bootlegs continue to curse Gunther"

Iowanian
12-01-2005, 10:29 AM
"Chiefs arrested for Animal abuse after being caught savagely Beating Donkeys Sunday on National TV"

Iowanian
12-01-2005, 10:30 AM
"Chiefs Donkey Punch Broncos: remain in Wildcard race"

Extra Point
12-01-2005, 10:32 AM
"Too Many Leaks for Plummer!!!" Plummer Tosses 3 INT's Resulting from Chiefs QB Rush Attack

"Jake Snaked!!!" Allen Knocks Denver QB Out of Game on Bootleg-Gone-Bad

vailpass
12-01-2005, 10:36 AM
Playoff Hope Dies, Vermeil Cries

Iowanian
12-01-2005, 10:40 AM
vailpass is quoted under photo showing Bronco fans hugging to comfort an unconsollable t@co:

"Watching the way the Broncos were beaten today was more painful than the VD swab I gave myself in shop class with a wire brush"

bogie
12-01-2005, 10:42 AM
"Chiefs Win"

JimNasium
12-01-2005, 10:45 AM
Jake Plumber is teh gheystache.

vailpass
12-01-2005, 10:46 AM
vailpass is quoted under photo showing Bronco fans hugging to comfort an unconsollable t@co:

"Watching the way the Broncos were beaten today was more painful than the VD swab I gave myself in shop class with a wire brush"

ROFL
Hey man, too many more like that and I'm getting in that line to beat your ass at Arrowhead. Is there like a DMV number-issuing desk for that line or is it a lottery type system?

broncoholic
12-01-2005, 10:46 AM
"It's not easy being Green"

chagrin
12-01-2005, 10:47 AM
Jake Plumber is teh gheystache.
ROFL

Thig Lyfe
12-01-2005, 10:50 AM
"'Great Dayne' Put Under"
-Derrick Johnson to pursue veternarian degree

dtebbe
12-01-2005, 10:51 AM
Browncos See Red

With photo of Plumber being sacked in black & red.

DT

Nzoner
12-01-2005, 10:57 AM
Denver Offense "Gunned" Down

Iowanian
12-01-2005, 10:58 AM
ROFL
Hey man, too many more like that and I'm getting in that line to beat your ass at Arrowhead. Is there like a DMV number-issuing desk for that line or is it a lottery type system?

I'll put some hairspray on your brillopad head and stuff it in your pee hole, donkey.

Tuesday's vp quote
"Oh great, now my Eyes feel like they've got gonnorhea now too..burns more than watching PLummer throw that 3rd Pick"

FringeNC
12-01-2005, 10:58 AM
"Trent Green once again perfect against the Broncos at Arrowhead -- second straight year Chiefs QB has hit highest possible QB rating"

KCChiefsFan88
12-01-2005, 11:02 AM
After the fraud Broncos get their asses handed to them Fatlock's headline will be "Still Not Impressed"

broncoholic
12-01-2005, 11:05 AM
"Chiefs Scalped"

Nzoner
12-01-2005, 11:09 AM
KC MASTERPIECE

Demonpenz
12-01-2005, 11:11 AM
that would be funny to pull out the star and see pwned100011 on the front

vailpass
12-01-2005, 11:11 AM
Johnson Comes Up Limp; Chiefs now Holmes-less in AFC West

Braincase
12-01-2005, 11:12 AM
Plum-awful! Chiefs D Shuts Out Broncos, Shanahan eats a booger as "Comfort Food"

vailpass
12-01-2005, 11:13 AM
I'll put some hairspray on your brillopad head and stuff it in your pee hole, donkey.

Tuesday's vp quote
"Oh great, now my Eyes feel like they've got gonnorhea now too..burns more than watching PLummer throw that 3rd Pick"


Eh, not bad. Definetely not your A-list stuff but still mildy entertaining from a mental-visual standpoint. The only flaw I see is that in order for you to put hairspray on me you would have to be able to reach my head.

HemiEd
12-01-2005, 11:15 AM
Ryan Sims makes triumphant return to Chiefs Lineup, sacking Plummer five times.

AlWilsonizKING
12-01-2005, 11:15 AM
"Chiefs Scalped"


I like that one b-holic!!!! :drool:


"Chefs fans realize the season is offically over after huge loss to the BRONCOS."


"Vermiel sheds more tears after a devastating loss to AFC West rival Chefs."

"Chiefsplanet asks KC fans to stop embarassing the team on the web site with dumb ass remarks and comments."


PEACE!!!

vailpass
12-01-2005, 11:22 AM
Plum-awful! Chiefs D Shuts Out Broncos, Shanahan eats a booger as "Comfort Food"

OK that one made me LOL.

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 11:23 AM
Plummer Quits Team on Saturday Night, Broncos Resign Bubby Brister

Donger
12-01-2005, 11:29 AM
Jake Plummer Missing. Last Seen At Arrowhead Stadium Under Jared Allen. If Seen, Call 1-800-GO70SPRON.

chagrin
12-01-2005, 11:30 AM
I need to update mine:

Angry Chiefs Fan Kills TV Program Director

Mr. Laz
12-01-2005, 11:41 AM
KC MASTERPIECE
nice one :clap:

StcChief
12-01-2005, 11:42 AM
on the BBQ theme.

Donxs BBQed at Arrowhead

Mr. Laz
12-01-2005, 11:43 AM
Chiefs stick it to broncos hard with tough Johnson

Bob Dole
12-01-2005, 11:43 AM
Playoff Hopes Still Alive in KC.

Mile High Mania
12-01-2005, 11:44 AM
Unrealistic Playoff Hopes Still Alive in KC.

Fixed it for you.

Bob Dole
12-01-2005, 11:46 AM
Fixed it for you.

Says the fan of the team who started out playing all its division games in the comfort of their own home...

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 11:48 AM
Broncos Withdraw from Playoff Race After Brutal Loss

Mile High Mania
12-01-2005, 11:52 AM
Says the fan of the team who started out playing all its division games in the comfort of their own home...

Well, KC does get 2 divisional games at home in Dec as well as the Bengals. I think that makes up for what Denver got in Denver prior to November.

I'd much rather see Denver play at home in late Nov/Dec vs the Raiders, KC and SD...

siberian khatru
12-01-2005, 11:55 AM
Broncos Withdraw from Playoff Race After Brutal Loss

Haha.

"After shameful loss, Broncos shave heads, don robes, vow to lead monastic lives"

leviw
12-01-2005, 10:22 PM
HOW THE WEST WAS RUN
Johnson rushes for 185 yards and 3 touchdowns as Chiefs set sights on division title with 30-9 win

http://www.chiefswarpath.com/2004season/1a6c8080.jpg

Archie F. Swin
12-01-2005, 10:42 PM
Tynes bests Elam: Chiefs win 6-3

stevieray
12-01-2005, 10:42 PM
Chiefs roll Denver, Bronco Bus Painted Red During Game....

Tactical Funky
12-01-2005, 11:05 PM
DJ Has Career Day As Chiefs Best Broncos

Tactical Funky
12-01-2005, 11:05 PM
Tynes bests Elam: Chiefs win 6-3
ROFL

jspchief
12-01-2005, 11:14 PM
"Chiefs win their Superbowl"

Mr. Flopnuts
12-01-2005, 11:24 PM
"Chiefs ride Broncos to a 34-13 victory."

BigRock
12-01-2005, 11:33 PM
Mystery Chief explodes with 4 TDs. Bailey: "What can I say, Kris Wilson is my daddy."

kregger
12-01-2005, 11:55 PM
DJ spins the Donkeys Downfall

Ugly Duck
12-02-2005, 12:26 AM
Chiefs 24, Denver 21

beer bacon
12-02-2005, 12:34 AM
"Rich Scanimal breaks Derrick Thomas's single game sack record in Chiefs' victory."

AlWilsonizKING
12-02-2005, 06:01 AM
"KC Fans wake up from dream of beating Broncos only to realize that it was just that.....a dream!!!"



PEACE!!!

siberian khatru
12-02-2005, 06:06 AM
"Chiefs win their Superbowl"

ROFL

You must be reading the Taco Times.

dtebbe
12-02-2005, 08:42 AM
Chiefs roll Denver, Bronco Bus Painted Red During Game....

I'm just thinking how great it would be to put a Chiefs wrap on that bus during the game. That would be almost as good as Army stealing the CIC cup from Navy.

DT