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siberian khatru
12-01-2005, 11:18 AM
And other gross facts:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2005550341,00.html

By LOUISE COMPTON
Sun Online

DID you know that women fart three times more often than men?

Probably not. And itís quite likely you would prefer not to know!

But for those with a penchant for all things grotesque, itís a disgustingly fascinating fact.

And itís just one revolting morsel taken from new book Really Gross Facts which is out now.

Here we have selected some of the most nauseating:
# Your sponge contains more bacteria than your toilet.

# 50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men donít wash their hands after theyíve been to the loo Ė unless someone else is watching them.

# The biggest tapeworm ever found inside the human body was 35 metres long.

# Over your lifetime you will produce enough spit to fill a swimming pool.

# When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses.

# Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them.

# Parks in London are watered by more than one million gallons of dog urine every single year.

# If your head is chopped off, your brain will keep functioning for about 15 seconds!

# The Romans used crushed mouse brains as toothpaste.

# If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year.

# You donít sweat evenly under each arm. Right-handed people sweat more under their left arm and itís the right arm that gets sweatier for left-handed people.

Kclee
12-01-2005, 11:59 AM
Consume takeaways?

Is that anything like a BJ?

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 12:01 PM
DID you know that women fart three times more often than men?



I don't think this is mathematically possible.

siberian khatru
12-01-2005, 12:01 PM
I don't think this is mathematically possible.

Sure it is, they have twice as many holes.

Frosty
12-01-2005, 12:06 PM
Consume takeaways?

Is that anything like a BJ?

Takeaways = British name for carryout food

mac58
12-01-2005, 12:07 PM
PLEASE MODS DELETE THIS THREAD

AlWilsonizKING
12-01-2005, 12:07 PM
Heres one.....


99% of Chefs fans actually believe thier team is good...

hehe


PEACE!!!

Demonpenz
12-01-2005, 12:09 PM
Heres one.....


99% of Chefs fans actually believe thier team is good...

hehe


PEACE!!!
.

Braincase
12-01-2005, 12:14 PM
Heres one.....


99% of Chefs fans actually believe thier team is good...

hehe


PEACE!!!

Yes, and 99% of Bronco fans think its OK to cheat...

Katipan
12-01-2005, 12:16 PM
# When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses.

thats love

kindra68
12-01-2005, 12:18 PM
Sure it is, they have twice as many holes.
I donít think they were counting beaver burps.

AlWilsonizKING
12-01-2005, 12:18 PM
Yes, and 99% of Bronco fans think its OK to cheat...



Don't knock it 'til you....oh wait I'm having flashbacks to Dante Halls four blocks in the back kick return.......


PEACE!!!

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 12:19 PM
# The biggest tapeworm ever found inside the human body was 35 metres long.




Since the eyebrow thing didn't work out, perhaps Bob Dole can set his sights on a different world record.

AlWilsonizKING
12-01-2005, 12:31 PM
Since the eyebrow thing didn't work out, perhaps Bob Dole can set his sights on a different world record.


HAHAHA


PEACE!!!

Bob Dole
12-01-2005, 12:39 PM
Since the eyebrow thing didn't work out, perhaps Bob Dole can set his sights on a different world record.

What the hell do you mean, "didn't work out?" It's still a work in progress and progressing well enough that there are a few people around which Bob Dole makes sure not to fall asleep. They feign disgust, but Bob Dole is fairly certain that they are just working hard to disguise their envy.

There are at least 5 hairs that will reach to the tip of Bob Dole's nose at the moment.

Rausch
12-01-2005, 12:39 PM
I have yet to find anything more disgusting than Guinea Worm Disease...

StcChief
12-01-2005, 12:46 PM
Don't knock it 'til you....oh wait I'm having flashbacks to Dante Halls four blocks in the back kick return.......


PEACE!!!And the Donxs use of Chop blocks and Stick 'em

BigChiefFan
12-01-2005, 12:48 PM
Heres one.....


99% of Chefs fans actually believe thier team is good...

hehe


PEACE!!!

99% of the Broncos fans are annoying, including you!!! :p

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 01:25 PM
I have yet to find anything more disgusting than Guinea Worm Disease...

I've never been able to decipher this. When they're pulling the worm out each day, do they chop off the part that's out, or do they have to keep it whole and carry it around? And are they working while this is going on, or do they just have to sit around at home?

I agree. That's a really nasty infestation to get.

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 01:36 PM
What the hell do you mean, "didn't work out?" It's still a work in progress and progressing well enough that there are a few people around which Bob Dole makes sure not to fall asleep. They feign disgust, but Bob Dole is fairly certain that they are just working hard to disguise their envy.

There are at least 5 hairs that will reach to the tip of Bob Dole's nose at the moment.


I had no idea you were still battling. I thought you gave up at some point after realizing that you were competing against a billion Asians.

Bob Dole
12-01-2005, 01:56 PM
I had no idea you were still battling. I thought you gave up at some point after realizing that you were competing against a billion Asians.

After further review, Bob Dole probably needs to get the same machinist to come measure his. Bob Dole only started again when Frank Ame's record was announced on 8/25.

Bootlegged
12-01-2005, 02:11 PM
heh. chickturds.

Duck Dog
12-01-2005, 03:21 PM
I saw a gypsy woman do that to her baby in Turkey. Both nostrils were draining huge amounts of green snot. She sucked it out and spit it on the floor of the dolmus.

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 04:07 PM
# The Romans used crushed mouse brains as toothpaste.




I'd like to shake the hand of the advertising guy who had that account.

KCChiefsMan
12-01-2005, 04:11 PM
that is information that I rather not have had

seclark
12-01-2005, 04:38 PM
girls might fart more, but guys take more pride in theirs.
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keg in kc
12-01-2005, 04:39 PM
I hated it when my ex farted. I'd tell her to stop and she'd bitch about "do you want me to explode". And I was, like, "if my choices are you farting or you exploding, then yes, please explode".

KCFalcon59
12-01-2005, 04:56 PM
If your head is chopped off, your brain will keep functioning for about 15 seconds!

Just long enough to say "Oh Sh*t".

Sully
12-01-2005, 04:57 PM
MY FIANCE DOESN'T FART!!!!!

ChiefsFire
12-01-2005, 05:43 PM
MY FIANCE DOESN'T FART!!!!!
yea she does...
you just dont know it

you two are laying under the coversm,your sound asleep,and she cuts one that drifts right up under the covers into your mouth.

and you wake up hungry for baked beans and deviled eggs

keg in kc
12-01-2005, 05:45 PM
Reminds me of the scene in Good Will Hunting where Robin Williams talking about his wife farting so loud in the middle of the night that she woke herself, but he didn't have the heart to tell it it was her.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2005, 05:46 PM
pfffftttfffttt.

Ahhhhhhh, that felt great.

keg in kc
12-01-2005, 05:47 PM
pfffftttfffttt.

Ahhhhhhh, that felt great.Lovable yet disgusting, thou art woman.

kcfanintitanhell
12-01-2005, 05:54 PM
There are many reasons to have dogs, but they really come in handy when you can blame the noxious odor emanating from the bed on them.

keg in kc
12-01-2005, 05:57 PM
There are many reasons to have dogs, but they really come in handy when you can blame the noxious odor emanating from the bed on them.Washing the sheets every now and then helps with that.