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Donger
12-01-2005, 02:34 PM
By a freaking homosexual, of course. Ever since I got married (6 years ago), I get hit on more than I did when I was single. Back then it used to be probably 80-20 females to males. Now, that seems to be reversed, and with greater frequency.

So what's the deal? Do gay guys like hitting on married men, or something?

Iowanian
12-01-2005, 02:35 PM
Bronco fans already rolling into town eh.

Maybe its that you go down to the local bathhouse to wash your legs, wearing those assless chaps that confuses them.

jiveturkey
12-01-2005, 02:35 PM
Does your wife dress you like a queen in the morning?

Count Zarth
12-01-2005, 02:41 PM
They probably see the ring and think you've got it going on.

Or something. What do I know of such matters?

Donger
12-01-2005, 02:41 PM
Bronco fans already rolling into town eh.

Maybe its that you go down to the local bathhouse to wash your legs, wearing those assless chaps that confuses them.

It was at Office Max.

Donger
12-01-2005, 02:42 PM
Does your wife dress you like a queen in the morning?

Not every morning, no. Today it's jeans and a t-shirt.

tk13
12-01-2005, 02:43 PM
Because they want your Donger.

seclark
12-01-2005, 02:43 PM
By a freaking homosexual, of course. Ever since I got married (6 years ago), I get hit on more than I did when I was single. Back then it used to be probably 80-20 females to males. Now, that seems to be reversed, and with greater frequency.

So what's the deal? Do gay guys like hitting on married men, or something?
you didn't ask him if he shaved his ballsack, didja?
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Dunit35
12-01-2005, 02:43 PM
People are more attracted to men with the band on. Its that simple, they see that ring and they think its some sort of a challange. My brother said he gets hit on by women more than ever, since he got married. Now the gay thing, that just confuses me. Maybe you should stay out of the Abercrombie store.

Count Zarth
12-01-2005, 02:44 PM
Man...maybe I should start wearing a ring.

chiefs4me
12-01-2005, 02:44 PM
They must of been blind....ROFL

Count Zarth
12-01-2005, 02:44 PM
Because they want your Donger.

Can you recommend me a good donger? I'm in the market.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2005, 02:46 PM
So what's the deal? Do gay guys like hitting on married men, or something?

They figure you're married, so you aren't getting "any" anyways, so this just increases the odds for them. Of course, maybe it's because you look like a homo.

Radar Chief
12-01-2005, 02:47 PM
Maybe there's something 'bout you that sets off their "gay-dar". :shrug:

wutamess
12-01-2005, 02:47 PM
I heard that a gay man can spot another gay man that's not out of the closet from a mile away. :hmmm:

siberian khatru
12-01-2005, 02:48 PM
Maybe if you'd stop humming show tunes all the time.

Dunit35
12-01-2005, 02:48 PM
I heard that a gay man can spot another gay man that's not out of the closet from a mile away. :hmmm:

Ha, good point. usually the whole getting married thing is a cover up for a gay man still tucked away under the closet.

Donger
12-01-2005, 02:48 PM
They figure you're married, so you aren't getting "any" anyways, so this just increases the odds for them. Of course, maybe it's because you look like a homo.

I don't thnk that my appearance has changed since becoming married, so I don't think that's it.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2005, 02:49 PM
I mean, come on, your name is "Donger".

Jenny Gump
12-01-2005, 02:50 PM
I don't thnk that my appearance has changed since becoming married, so I don't think that's it.

We don't begrudge you because you are gay. I think it's refreshing to see someone so open about it.

Donger
12-01-2005, 02:51 PM
They must of been blind....ROFL

It will be quiet, or it will get the hose again.

ZootedGranny
12-01-2005, 02:52 PM
http://www.kodiak.org/images/bear-e2.jpg

Radar Chief
12-01-2005, 02:53 PM
Donít feel bad, a friend once told me that when she goes to the bar she gets hit on by more women than men. :shrug:

Donger
12-01-2005, 02:54 PM
We don't begrudge you because you are gay. I think it's refreshing to see someone so open about it.

Heh. You sound like my wife. She actually says, "Honey, even if you were gay, you wouldn't know about it." I tend to be rather absent-minded out in public and she usually has to tell me that the person was hitting on me.

siberian khatru
12-01-2005, 02:54 PM
I don't thnk that my appearance has changed since becoming married, so I don't think that's it.


Other than the pained expression of having to live a lie every day of your life now.

Donger
12-01-2005, 02:55 PM
Other than the pained expression of having to live a lie every day of your life now.

ROFL

siberian khatru
12-01-2005, 02:55 PM
Heh. You sound like my wife. She actually says, "Honey, even if you were gay, you wouldn't know about it." I tend to be rather absent-minded out in public and she usually has to tell me that the person was hitting on me.

"Honey, when he stuck your dick in his mouth, he was hitting on you."

Ari Chi3fs
12-01-2005, 02:58 PM
Of course, maybe it's because you look like a homo.

Ah jenny hits it out of the park.

KCChiefsMan
12-01-2005, 02:59 PM
every time I go to the bar Louises Downtown in Lawrence, I get hit on by these 2 gay native americans. I keep telling them I'm not gay, but it's alright if I were gay I'd hit on me too :p

Sully
12-01-2005, 03:00 PM
"Sexy American girlfriend!!!"

Jenny Gump
12-01-2005, 03:00 PM
every time I go to the bar Louises Downtown in Lawrence, I get hit on by these 2 gay native americans. I keep telling them I'm not gay, but it's alright if I were gay I'd hit on me too :p

Here's your chance to have sex with a human.

Donger
12-01-2005, 03:01 PM
Sh*t. I just when downstairs and asked the wife if I "looked gay" today. She looked me up and down and said that had a little George Michael-thing going on and laughed.

Raiderhader
12-01-2005, 03:03 PM
Other than the pained expression of having to live a lie every day of your life now.


ROFL

Pitt Gorilla
12-01-2005, 03:05 PM
Honestly, if you're hanging out at the Manhole, you're asking for it. The vodka Collins isn't helping either.

Dunit35
12-01-2005, 03:08 PM
Sh*t. I just when downstairs and asked the wife if I "looked gay" today. She looked me up and down and said that had a little George Michael-thing going on and laughed.


Hahaha, what she did to you is called a BURN.

KCChiefsMan
12-01-2005, 03:10 PM
Here's your chance to have sex with a human.


you don't know me very well :p

Radar Chief
12-01-2005, 03:11 PM
Honestly, if you're hanging out at the Manhole, you're asking for it. The vodka Collins isn't helping either.

Heh, I thought it was a "Cosmopolitan".
Showís ya what I know if it ainít beer.

chiefs4me
12-01-2005, 03:13 PM
It will be quiet, or it will get the hose again.






You dont' scare me pretty boy.......ROFL

BIG_DADDY
12-01-2005, 03:13 PM
With a name like Donger what were you expecting?

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 03:14 PM
Donít feel bad, a friend once told me that when she goes to the bar she gets hit on by more women than men. :shrug:


Can we make this its own thread?

Donger
12-01-2005, 03:14 PM
You dont' scare me pretty boy.......ROFL

That reminds me, how old are your sons?

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 03:15 PM
That reminds me, how old are your sons?

Hey, hey. We know that you're attractive to men. You don't have to go try to prove anything.

Donger
12-01-2005, 03:16 PM
Can we make this its own thread?

My wife and her sister recently painted our family room. Nice 25 foot vaulted ceilings. They got hot up on the scaffold, so they stripped down to their bras and panties. My wife's friend took a few pictures in jest. I'll see if the wife will let me post them.

Radar Chief
12-01-2005, 03:16 PM
Can we make this its own thread?

Sorry, I donít have pictures.
ROFL

Sully
12-01-2005, 03:17 PM
Does your T-shirt say "Drama Queen" on it?

chiefs4me
12-01-2005, 03:17 PM
That reminds me, how old are your sons?




Old enough...but he doesn't swing that way......:D

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 03:18 PM
My wife and her sister recently painted our family room. Nice 25 foot vaulted ceilings. They got hot up on the scaffold, so they stripped down to their bras and panties. My wife's friend took a few pictures in jest. I'll see if the wife will let me post them.


When you say 'hot', what exactly do you mean?

Donger
12-01-2005, 03:18 PM
Does your T-shirt say "Drama Queen" on it?

No. I don't believe it has any writing on it at all. Maybe I should check that.

Donger
12-01-2005, 03:19 PM
Old enough...but he doesn't swing that way......:D

So they're old enough for carnal relations?

Donger
12-01-2005, 03:19 PM
When you say 'hot', what exactly do you mean?

It was hot in the house; therefore, they become warm.

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 03:20 PM
It was hot in the house; therefore, they become warm.


Oh. That's still pretty good, though.

chiefs4me
12-01-2005, 03:23 PM
So they're old enough for carnal relations?





if you paid more attention you would know how old they are...












perv.....:harumph:

Sully
12-01-2005, 03:26 PM
No. I don't believe it has any writing on it at all. Maybe I should check that.

If it says that, or "Juicy", or has anything bedazzled, then we are at the bottom of the problem.

Donger
12-01-2005, 03:26 PM
Well, that answer did leave any room for interpretation.

Donger
12-01-2005, 03:31 PM
if you paid more attention you would know how old they are...












perv.....:harumph:

Just wondering if there were still time for sterilization.

keg in kc
12-01-2005, 03:33 PM
What's it like, getting hit on?

Donger
12-01-2005, 03:35 PM
What's it like, getting hit on?

By a guy? Strange.

By a woman? Fun.

By a good looking woman? More fun.

keg in kc
12-01-2005, 03:38 PM
Sweet.

Never been hit on, so I'll just live vicariously through you. So today, I'm feeling kind of creeped out.

Skip Towne
12-01-2005, 03:39 PM
I think it's your lisp.

Wile_E_Coyote
12-01-2005, 03:44 PM
or the glitter

Ultra Peanut
12-01-2005, 03:45 PM
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Count Zarth
12-01-2005, 04:01 PM
Gay native americans? I bet they conjure their arcane gods when they buttf*ck.

Fried Meat Ball!
12-01-2005, 04:03 PM
Bronco fans already rolling into town eh.

Maybe its that you go down to the local bathhouse to wash your legs, wearing those assless chaps that confuses them.
I know this is way off topic, but aren't chaps by definition "assless"?

Phobia
12-01-2005, 04:04 PM
Not to worry. Some of the dudes who hit on you may soon be women. You never know, dude. I'll bet a surgically constructed vagina formerly known as a scrotum feels pretty darn peachy.

dtrain
12-01-2005, 04:05 PM
Maybe there's something 'bout you that sets off their "gay-dar". :shrug:
ROFL ROFL ROFL

keg in kc
12-01-2005, 04:06 PM
Thanks for that, phil. I hope I get my appetite back sometime today.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2005, 04:48 PM
Not to worry. Some of the dudes who hit on you may soon be women. You never know, dude. I'll bet a surgically constructed vagina formerly known as a scrotum feels pretty darn peachy.

My God. I hope your wife is coming home soon.

Donger
12-01-2005, 04:49 PM
Not to worry. Some of the dudes who hit on you may soon be women. You never know, dude. I'll bet a surgically constructed vagina formerly known as a scrotum feels pretty darn peachy.

One of the most infamous times was when I was talking about how nuts women are to a transvestite at a junkyard. I didn't even notice that it was, well, different. My brother came in, shook his head and dragged me out of there.

keg in kc
12-01-2005, 04:50 PM
My God. I hope your wife is coming home soon.You could always drive up and take one for the team. Do us all a solid, Jenny. Do it for the little people.

Phobia
12-01-2005, 05:55 PM
My God. I hope your wife is coming home soon.

She's home now. Are you sleeping over tonight or leaving again?

Nzoner
12-01-2005, 06:33 PM
So what's the deal?

Quit going to Cher concerts.

Rain Man
12-01-2005, 06:36 PM
I went to an Indigo Girls concert a few years ago, and the place was full of chicks. Only about ten percent of the people there were men. However, no one really flirted with me, probably because I was there with my wife.

Skip Towne
12-01-2005, 06:41 PM
I went to an Indigo Girls concert a few years ago, and the place was full of chicks. Only about ten percent of the people there were men. However, no one really flirted with me, probably because I was there with my wife.
I can think of a couple of other reasons.

Otter
12-01-2005, 06:54 PM
By a freaking homosexual, of course. Ever since I got married (6 years ago), I get hit on more than I did when I was single. Back then it used to be probably 80-20 females to males. Now, that seems to be reversed, and with greater frequency.

So what's the deal? Do gay guys like hitting on married men, or something?

Alot of gay guys think everyone is gay or don't know they are yet. When I first moved to the burg and didn't know where was where and what the warning signs were it happened to me about 3 or 4 times.

More women for me.

Bwana
12-01-2005, 06:54 PM
Heh! Just seems like the place to post this. :)

Loki
12-01-2005, 06:57 PM
They figure you're married, so you aren't getting "any" anyways, so this just increases the odds for them. Of course, maybe it's because you look like a homo.

lol... doh.

Braincase
12-01-2005, 07:02 PM
STOP GOING OUT WEARING THE JAKE PLUMMER JERSEY, DUMMASS!

Loki
12-01-2005, 07:02 PM
When you say 'hot', what exactly do you mean?

provocative...

Loki
12-01-2005, 07:07 PM
Not to worry. Some of the dudes who hit on you may soon be women. You never know, dude. I'll bet a surgically constructed vagina formerly known as a scrotum feels pretty darn peachy.

*retch*

dang dude...
thanks for the unwanted mental image...

chiefs4me
12-01-2005, 07:07 PM
Heh! Just seems like the place to post this. :)









:eek: ROFL

Loki
12-01-2005, 07:08 PM
One of the most infamous times was when I was talking about how nuts women are to a transvestite at a junkyard. I didn't even notice that it was, well, different. My brother came in, shook his head and dragged me out of there.

you hang out in the best places!

(remind me NOT to party with you...)

Nzoner
12-01-2005, 07:15 PM
I went to an Indigo Girls concert a few years ago, and the place was full of chicks. Only about ten percent of the people there were men. However, no one really flirted with me, probably because I was there with my wife.

heh,a few years ago the mrs wanted to see Cher and I reluctantly agreed, I'd never seen so many rump rangers in one place in my life.I decided upon entering that I would keep my arm around the mrs at all times and there'd be no drinking as I was not going to the restroom.Unfortunately,I ended up having to go and it was the most uncomfortable piss I've ever taken.