I just got hit on again.

[Donger]

By a freaking homosexual, of course. Ever since I got married (6 years ago), I get hit on more than I did when I was single. Back then it used to be probably 80-20 females to males. Now, that seems to be reversed, and with greater frequency.

So what's the deal? Do gay guys like hitting on married men, or something?

[Iowanian]

Bronco fans already rolling into town eh.

Maybe its that you go down to the local bathhouse to wash your legs, wearing those assless chaps that confuses them.

[jiveturkey]

Does your wife dress you like a queen in the morning?

[Hammock Parties]

They probably see the ring and think you've got it going on.

Or something. What do I know of such matters?

[Donger]

Bronco fans already rolling into town eh.

Maybe its that you go down to the local bathhouse to wash your legs, wearing those assless chaps that confuses them.

It was at Office Max.

[Donger]

Does your wife dress you like a queen in the morning?

Not every morning, no. Today it's jeans and a t-shirt.

[tk13]

Because they want your Donger.

[seclark]

By a freaking homosexual, of course. Ever since I got married (6 years ago), I get hit on more than I did when I was single. Back then it used to be probably 80-20 females to males. Now, that seems to be reversed, and with greater frequency.

So what's the deal? Do gay guys like hitting on married men, or something?
you didn't ask him if he shaved his ballsack, didja?
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[Dunit35]

People are more attracted to men with the band on. Its that simple, they see that ring and they think its some sort of a challange. My brother said he gets hit on by women more than ever, since he got married. Now the gay thing, that just confuses me. Maybe you should stay out of the Abercrombie store.

[Hammock Parties]

Man...maybe I should start wearing a ring.

[chiefs4me]

They must of been blind....ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Because they want your Donger.

Can you recommend me a good donger? I'm in the market.

[Jenny Gump]

So what's the deal? Do gay guys like hitting on married men, or something?

They figure you're married, so you aren't getting "any" anyways, so this just increases the odds for them. Of course, maybe it's because you look like a homo.

[Radar Chief]

Maybe there's something 'bout you that sets off their "gay-dar". :shrug:

[wutamess]

I heard that a gay man can spot another gay man that's not out of the closet from a mile away. :hmmm:

[siberian khatru]

Maybe if you'd stop humming show tunes all the time.

[Dunit35]

I heard that a gay man can spot another gay man that's not out of the closet from a mile away. :hmmm:

Ha, good point. usually the whole getting married thing is a cover up for a gay man still tucked away under the closet.

[Donger]

They figure you're married, so you aren't getting "any" anyways, so this just increases the odds for them. Of course, maybe it's because you look like a homo.

I don't thnk that my appearance has changed since becoming married, so I don't think that's it.

[Jenny Gump]

I mean, come on, your name is "Donger".

[Jenny Gump]

I don't thnk that my appearance has changed since becoming married, so I don't think that's it.

We don't begrudge you because you are gay. I think it's refreshing to see someone so open about it.

[Donger]

They must of been blind....ROFL

It will be quiet, or it will get the hose again.

[ZootedGranny]

http://www.kodiak.org/images/bear-e2.jpg

[Radar Chief]

Don’t feel bad, a friend once told me that when she goes to the bar she gets hit on by more women than men. :shrug:

[Donger]

We don't begrudge you because you are gay. I think it's refreshing to see someone so open about it.

Heh. You sound like my wife. She actually says, "Honey, even if you were gay, you wouldn't know about it." I tend to be rather absent-minded out in public and she usually has to tell me that the person was hitting on me.

[siberian khatru]

I don't thnk that my appearance has changed since becoming married, so I don't think that's it.


Other than the pained expression of having to live a lie every day of your life now.

[Donger]

Other than the pained expression of having to live a lie every day of your life now.

ROFL

[siberian khatru]

Heh. You sound like my wife. She actually says, "Honey, even if you were gay, you wouldn't know about it." I tend to be rather absent-minded out in public and she usually has to tell me that the person was hitting on me.

"Honey, when he stuck your dick in his mouth, he was hitting on you."

[teedubya]

Of course, maybe it's because you look like a homo.

Ah jenny hits it out of the park.

[KCChiefsMan]

every time I go to the bar Louises Downtown in Lawrence, I get hit on by these 2 gay native americans. I keep telling them I'm not gay, but it's alright if I were gay I'd hit on me too :p

[Sully]

"Sexy American girlfriend!!!"

[Jenny Gump]

every time I go to the bar Louises Downtown in Lawrence, I get hit on by these 2 gay native americans. I keep telling them I'm not gay, but it's alright if I were gay I'd hit on me too :p

Here's your chance to have sex with a human.

[Donger]

Sh*t. I just when downstairs and asked the wife if I "looked gay" today. She looked me up and down and said that had a little George Michael-thing going on and laughed.

[Raiderhater]

Other than the pained expression of having to live a lie every day of your life now.


ROFL

[Pitt Gorilla]

Honestly, if you're hanging out at the Manhole, you're asking for it. The vodka Collins isn't helping either.

[Dunit35]

Sh*t. I just when downstairs and asked the wife if I "looked gay" today. She looked me up and down and said that had a little George Michael-thing going on and laughed.


Hahaha, what she did to you is called a BURN.

[KCChiefsMan]

Here's your chance to have sex with a human.


you don't know me very well :p

[Radar Chief]

Honestly, if you're hanging out at the Manhole, you're asking for it. The vodka Collins isn't helping either.

Heh, I thought it was a "Cosmopolitan".
Show’s ya what I know if it ain’t beer.

[chiefs4me]

It will be quiet, or it will get the hose again.






You dont' scare me pretty boy.......ROFL

[BIG_DADDY]

With a name like Donger what were you expecting?

[Rain Man]

Don’t feel bad, a friend once told me that when she goes to the bar she gets hit on by more women than men. :shrug:


Can we make this its own thread?

[Donger]

You dont' scare me pretty boy.......ROFL

That reminds me, how old are your sons?

[Rain Man]

That reminds me, how old are your sons?

Hey, hey. We know that you're attractive to men. You don't have to go try to prove anything.

[Donger]

Can we make this its own thread?

My wife and her sister recently painted our family room. Nice 25 foot vaulted ceilings. They got hot up on the scaffold, so they stripped down to their bras and panties. My wife's friend took a few pictures in jest. I'll see if the wife will let me post them.

[Radar Chief]

Can we make this its own thread?

Sorry, I don’t have pictures.
ROFL

[Sully]

Does your T-shirt say "Drama Queen" on it?

[chiefs4me]

That reminds me, how old are your sons?




Old enough...but he doesn't swing that way......:D

[Rain Man]

My wife and her sister recently painted our family room. Nice 25 foot vaulted ceilings. They got hot up on the scaffold, so they stripped down to their bras and panties. My wife's friend took a few pictures in jest. I'll see if the wife will let me post them.


When you say 'hot', what exactly do you mean?

[Donger]

Does your T-shirt say "Drama Queen" on it?

No. I don't believe it has any writing on it at all. Maybe I should check that.

[Donger]

Old enough...but he doesn't swing that way......:D

So they're old enough for carnal relations?

[Donger]

When you say 'hot', what exactly do you mean?

It was hot in the house; therefore, they become warm.

[Rain Man]

It was hot in the house; therefore, they become warm.


Oh. That's still pretty good, though.

[chiefs4me]

So they're old enough for carnal relations?





if you paid more attention you would know how old they are...












perv.....:harumph:

[Sully]

No. I don't believe it has any writing on it at all. Maybe I should check that.

If it says that, or "Juicy", or has anything bedazzled, then we are at the bottom of the problem.

[Donger]

Well, that answer did leave any room for interpretation.

[Donger]

if you paid more attention you would know how old they are...












perv.....:harumph:

Just wondering if there were still time for sterilization.

[keg in kc]

What's it like, getting hit on?

[Donger]

What's it like, getting hit on?

By a guy? Strange.

By a woman? Fun.

By a good looking woman? More fun.

[keg in kc]

Sweet.

Never been hit on, so I'll just live vicariously through you. So today, I'm feeling kind of creeped out.

[Skip Towne]

I think it's your lisp.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

or the glitter

[Ultra Peanut]

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[Hammock Parties]

Gay native americans? I bet they conjure their arcane gods when they buttf*ck.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Bronco fans already rolling into town eh.

Maybe its that you go down to the local bathhouse to wash your legs, wearing those assless chaps that confuses them.
I know this is way off topic, but aren't chaps by definition "assless"?

[Phobia]

Not to worry. Some of the dudes who hit on you may soon be women. You never know, dude. I'll bet a surgically constructed vagina formerly known as a scrotum feels pretty darn peachy.

[dtrain]

Maybe there's something 'bout you that sets off their "gay-dar". :shrug:
ROFL ROFL ROFL

[keg in kc]

Thanks for that, phil. I hope I get my appetite back sometime today.

[Jenny Gump]

Not to worry. Some of the dudes who hit on you may soon be women. You never know, dude. I'll bet a surgically constructed vagina formerly known as a scrotum feels pretty darn peachy.

My God. I hope your wife is coming home soon.

[Donger]

Not to worry. Some of the dudes who hit on you may soon be women. You never know, dude. I'll bet a surgically constructed vagina formerly known as a scrotum feels pretty darn peachy.

One of the most infamous times was when I was talking about how nuts women are to a transvestite at a junkyard. I didn't even notice that it was, well, different. My brother came in, shook his head and dragged me out of there.

[keg in kc]

My God. I hope your wife is coming home soon.You could always drive up and take one for the team. Do us all a solid, Jenny. Do it for the little people.

[Phobia]

My God. I hope your wife is coming home soon.

She's home now. Are you sleeping over tonight or leaving again?

[Nzoner]

So what's the deal?

Quit going to Cher concerts.

[Rain Man]

I went to an Indigo Girls concert a few years ago, and the place was full of chicks. Only about ten percent of the people there were men. However, no one really flirted with me, probably because I was there with my wife.

[Skip Towne]

I went to an Indigo Girls concert a few years ago, and the place was full of chicks. Only about ten percent of the people there were men. However, no one really flirted with me, probably because I was there with my wife.
I can think of a couple of other reasons.

[Otter]

By a freaking homosexual, of course. Ever since I got married (6 years ago), I get hit on more than I did when I was single. Back then it used to be probably 80-20 females to males. Now, that seems to be reversed, and with greater frequency.

So what's the deal? Do gay guys like hitting on married men, or something?

Alot of gay guys think everyone is gay or don't know they are yet. When I first moved to the burg and didn't know where was where and what the warning signs were it happened to me about 3 or 4 times.

More women for me.

[Bwana]

Heh! Just seems like the place to post this. :)

[Loki]

They figure you're married, so you aren't getting "any" anyways, so this just increases the odds for them. Of course, maybe it's because you look like a homo.

lol... doh.

[Braincase]

STOP GOING OUT WEARING THE JAKE PLUMMER JERSEY, DUMMASS!

[Loki]

When you say 'hot', what exactly do you mean?

provocative...

[Loki]

Not to worry. Some of the dudes who hit on you may soon be women. You never know, dude. I'll bet a surgically constructed vagina formerly known as a scrotum feels pretty darn peachy.

*retch*

dang dude...
thanks for the unwanted mental image...

[chiefs4me]

Heh! Just seems like the place to post this. :)









:eek: ROFL

[Loki]

One of the most infamous times was when I was talking about how nuts women are to a transvestite at a junkyard. I didn't even notice that it was, well, different. My brother came in, shook his head and dragged me out of there.

you hang out in the best places!

(remind me NOT to party with you...)

[Nzoner]

I went to an Indigo Girls concert a few years ago, and the place was full of chicks. Only about ten percent of the people there were men. However, no one really flirted with me, probably because I was there with my wife.

heh,a few years ago the mrs wanted to see Cher and I reluctantly agreed, I'd never seen so many rump rangers in one place in my life.I decided upon entering that I would keep my arm around the mrs at all times and there'd be no drinking as I was not going to the restroom.Unfortunately,I ended up having to go and it was the most uncomfortable piss I've ever taken.