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Halfcan
12-01-2005, 10:38 PM
A girl at work was upset she caught her supposedly "Christian" fiance looking at porn. He pulled a Michael Irvin and said it "Just popped up on its own". Before I could laugh, another guy in the break room stated, "that all guys look up porn-every single day."

They are waiting to have sex until they get married, and she was very upset at the notion that her "Virgin" fiance could be waxing the Harley on a regular basis when she is at work. He supposedly has never masterbated because it is against "Gods way". They are 20 and have been together since kids. She does not want to admit he is whacking, because they have "waited" for so long to be together.

Should I tell her the truth-because she is very sweet, but very niave?

and

How often do you look at porn?

Valiant
12-01-2005, 10:40 PM
Tell her guys do it daily as for it not being Christian, only the homo priests will tell you that...

Taco John
12-01-2005, 10:42 PM
20 is way too young to get married.

elvomito
12-01-2005, 10:43 PM
throw her for a loop and tell her only adultery is wrong, since its with another man's wife, and that premarital sex aka fornicating is ok.

jspchief
12-01-2005, 10:44 PM
Tell if if she wasn't such a prude, he wouldn't have to be getting it elsewhere.

Mile High Mania
12-01-2005, 10:44 PM
There's only 1 way that porn pops up on your computer... you go looking for it.

tiptap
12-01-2005, 10:45 PM
The guy never had a wet dream? Man that is pretty bad to have that kind of cut off valve. It must be backing up on him plenty bad. I would guess that without some practice and understanding of his/her anatomy that both will be hard pressed to really sustain sex acts or their marriage.

chappy
12-01-2005, 10:46 PM
how dare she... if she don't want him flogging the dolphin then she better be the first one in line to offer up a holy blowjob
and as far as porn goes all guys look at it at some point... heck even my preacher knows that

milkman
12-01-2005, 10:48 PM
I'm pretty sure you couldn't make to 20 without exploding if you don't "whack". :)

Katipan
12-01-2005, 10:51 PM
haahahaah girls are nuts.

Mecca
12-01-2005, 10:53 PM
If he has truly never whacked off, he'll have to call 911 on their wedding night. "I don't know what happened officer. She was blowing me and it just went off like a gun and blew out the back of her head."

Pitt Gorilla
12-01-2005, 10:56 PM
Just slap her for being so damn ignorant.

Dunit35
12-01-2005, 10:57 PM
Porn huh? I honestly can say I look at it maybe once a week. You have to download it and that takes too long or you have to have a membership. He'd be lyin if he told her he never whacked it, especially if hes 20.

Mecca
12-01-2005, 10:58 PM
I think the real question here is, was he looking at regular porn, or some kinda perverted freaky porn?

Mecca
12-01-2005, 11:00 PM
Porn huh? I honestly can say I look at it maybe once a week. You have to download it and that takes too long or you have to have a membership. He'd be lyin if he told her he never whacked it, especially if hes 20.

If you had a highspeed internet connection it would take care of the time issue.

Tactical Funky
12-01-2005, 11:02 PM
*looks at left hand suspiciously*

Yeah, I'm a lefty. STFU

Dunit35
12-01-2005, 11:02 PM
If you had a highspeed internet connection it would take care of the time issue.


I do have high speed, im wireless. I usually can download 4 songs in 7-8 minutes. It takes up space on my computer. Cant really think of any other reason as to why I dont download porn.

Mecca
12-01-2005, 11:04 PM
I do have high speed, im wireless. I usually can download 4 songs in 7-8 minutes. It takes up space on my computer. Cant really think of any other reason as to why I dont download porn.

When the little download box popsup.....click open instead of save. That way it goes to your tempory folder and will be deleted with your temp files.

Dunit35
12-01-2005, 11:06 PM
When the little download box popsup.....click open instead of save. That way it goes to your tempory folder and will be deleted with your temp files.

Im gonna say its kinda funny you are telling me how to download porn. :)

Mecca
12-01-2005, 11:08 PM
Im gonna say its kinda funny you are telling me how to download porn. :)

Well, atleast I'm good for something..........

ChiefsKing
12-01-2005, 11:22 PM
A week after she tries sex, she will probably be making porn!

Dunit35
12-01-2005, 11:25 PM
A week after she tries sex, she will probably be making porn!

Yes, yes and during their trial process, members of the CP will rise together to purchase some.

Halfcan
12-02-2005, 12:01 AM
It sounds crazy to you guys, but there are a lot of folks that feel the same way about porn, premarital sex, masterbation, ect. She is a very nice girl, and was brought up a certain way, and she believes him or at least wants to believe.

Thanks for the porn tips-maybe my computer won't crash so much. I have a 4 gig computer and 2 gigs are porn-lol

Mecca
12-02-2005, 01:56 AM
It sounds crazy to you guys, but there are a lot of folks that feel the same way about porn, premarital sex, masterbation, ect. She is a very nice girl, and was brought up a certain way, and she believes him or at least wants to believe.

Thanks for the porn tips-maybe my computer won't crash so much. I have a 4 gig computer and 2 gigs are porn-lol

Did you buy your PC in 1992? I have 2 PC's one has 80 gigs the other has 180 gigs.

Rausch
12-02-2005, 03:00 AM
Not nearly enough...

StcChief
12-02-2005, 07:58 AM
Tell her about DSB... TLA from move 'Live From Bagdad'

Deadly Sperm Backup.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-02-2005, 07:59 AM
I think I'm gonna go check out some porn right now. It's already 9am after all.

Iowanian
12-02-2005, 08:01 AM
Tell her he was just studying for the anatomy test.

It might be kind of funny if he really didn't know anything about sechs other than what he learned online.

On her wedding night, she's likely to get a donkey punch and an AtM with a moneyshot to the jibs while he calls her a hoooooooor.