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Nightwish
12-02-2005, 06:57 PM
I'm trying to compile a list of disparaging nicknames for all the teams in the NFL. I know they all have them, but since I don't frequent other teams' boards very often, I'm only familiar with the ones from our division and few isolated others.

AFC West
Broncos - Donkeys/Donks/Browncows
Chargers - Dolts
Chiefs - Cheaps/Chefs
Raiders - Faiders/Fayders/Chokeland Roiders/Gayders

AFC East
Patriots - Patsies
Dolphins - Dollies/Doll Fins/Fish
Bills - Jills
Jets - Pets

AFC North
Bengals - Bengays/Bungles
Steelers - Squealers
Browns - Browneyes/Clowns
Ravens - Ratbirds

AFC South
Colts - Dolts
Jaguars - Faquars/Gaguars
Titans - Oilers (LOL)/Tits/Flaming Thumbtacks (see post #16)
Texans - Therapeutics (see post #21)

NFC West
Seahawks - Seahags/Squawks
Rams - Lambs
Cardinals - Tardinals
49ers - 0 and 49ers/69ers

NFC East
Cowboys - Cowgirls
Giants - Vagiants
Redskins - Foreskins/Deadskins
Eagles - Eagirls

NFC North
Bears - Cubs
Vikings - Viqueens
Packers - Fudge Packers/Slackers
Lions - Kittens

NFC South
Panthers - TLC's (see post #13)
Falcons - Sparrows
Bucs - Suckaneers
Saints - Ain'ts

Those are just the ones I've heard used. I'd imagine that words like "cubs," "kittens," and "sparrows" might also be used for the Lions, Jaguars, Ravens, Cardinals and Eagles, but I haven't encountered that yet. I've heard a good one for the Vikings before, but I can't remember what it was.

What are some of the others? I'll edit the above list, as more are mentioned.

ChiefsFire
12-02-2005, 06:58 PM
steelers-squeelers

chefsos
12-02-2005, 07:02 PM
A couple I've seen:

Eagles- Eagirls
Giants- Vagiants
Ravens-Ratbirds

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-02-2005, 07:25 PM
Why do Broncos fans call us the midgets? I heard a caller on the fox drive with chris meyer and Brian Cox who called us the midgets.

Skip Towne
12-02-2005, 07:26 PM
Viqueens, Suckaneers, Tits.

Skip Towne
12-02-2005, 07:28 PM
Seahags, Foreskins

Saulbadguy
12-02-2005, 07:32 PM
AFC West
Broncos - Donkeys/Donks
Chargers - Dolts
Chiefs - Cheaps/Chefs
Raiders - Faiders/Fayders

AFC East
Patriots - ?
Dolphins - Dollies/Doll Fins/Fish
Bills - Jills
Jets - ?

AFC North
Bengals - Bengays
Steelers - Squealers
Browns - Browneyes
Ravens - Ratbirds

AFC South
Colts - ?
Jaguars - Fa guars
Titans - Oilers
Texans - ?

NFC West
Seahawks - Seahags
Rams - Lambs
Cardinals - Tardinals
49ers - 0 and 49ers

NFC East
Cowboys - Cowgirls
Giants - Vagiants
Redskins - Deadskins
Eagles - Eagirls

NFC North
Bears - Cubs
Vikings - Viqueens
Packers - Fudge Packers
Lions - Kittens

NFC South
Panthers - ?
Falcons - Sparrows
Bucs - Suckaneers
Saints - Ain'ts

CosmicPal
12-02-2005, 07:32 PM
If they're not Chiefs, then they're all fuggen azzhats.

Rain Man
12-02-2005, 07:32 PM
The Cardinals. (You actually can't insult a team more than calling them the Cardinals.)

The Patsies.

The Gaguars.

The 69ers.

Nightwish
12-02-2005, 07:38 PM
Titans - Oilers
LOL!!! That's the best one I've seen yet!

Nightwish
12-02-2005, 07:45 PM
OP updated.

Nightwish
12-02-2005, 07:46 PM
If they're not Chiefs, then they're all fuggen azzhats.
When the list is done, I'll be sure and add that to all of them but the Chiefs! ROFL

Rain Man
12-02-2005, 07:51 PM
The TLC's (Team with Lesbian Cheerleaders)

Nightwish
12-02-2005, 07:57 PM
The TLC's (Team with Lesbian Cheerleaders)done

4th and Long
12-02-2005, 07:59 PM
Chokeland Roiders :D

HemiEd
12-02-2005, 08:03 PM
My favorite for the Titans: the Flaming Thumbtacks.

Rain Man
12-02-2005, 08:07 PM
Green Bay Slackers.

New York Pets.

The Houston....uh, what's more insulting than Texans?...Cardinals.

chefsos
12-02-2005, 08:08 PM
Why do Broncos fans call us the midgets? I heard a caller on the fox drive with chris meyer and Brian Cox who called us the midgets.

Cox started that some time ago, specifically about the defense. I don't know why, he just likes to stir shit.

ChiefsfaninPA
12-02-2005, 08:08 PM
Why do Broncos fans call us the midgets? I heard a caller on the fox drive with chris meyer and Brian Cox who called us the midgets.


Because stupid arse Brian Cox keeps telling people are defense consists of nothing but midgets. He has been retracting that statement the last two weeks though.

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-02-2005, 09:10 PM
Because stupid arse Brian Cox keeps telling people are defense consists of nothing but midgets. He has been retracting that statement the last two weeks though.


This just confirms my feelings of dislike for that jackass.

TrickyNicky
12-02-2005, 09:38 PM
The Houston Therapeutics.

Because after you play them, you'll feel a whole lot better.

XXXshogunXXX
12-02-2005, 09:42 PM
this thread is so cool.

PriestMVP31
12-02-2005, 09:44 PM
bengals=bungles
raiders=gayders
browns=clowns

Halfcan
12-02-2005, 10:13 PM
Broncos-dirty, stinkin, over-rated, shit eaters!

Catchy I think.

Hydrae
12-02-2005, 10:17 PM
I am partial to Browncows.

And Squaks for Seattle.

Nightwish
12-02-2005, 11:05 PM
I am partial to Browncows.For who, the Broncos, or the Browns? I'm assuming you mean Broncos, so I'll put it there.

Stinger
12-02-2005, 11:11 PM
The Houston....uh, what's more insulting than Texans?.


Call them an Okie that pisses them off something aweful.

Fox River
12-03-2005, 12:24 AM
All Fools

East(Least)

New England-Paididiots
Buffalo-Nills
Miami-Bait, Chum, or Carp
New York-Bets, Dwarves, or Jersey's Other Football Team

West(Worst)

Denver-Ponies, Mules, or Horsefaces
Kansas City- Chefs, Cheats, Sheets, Crackers, or Missourans
Oakland-Faders
San Diego-Bolts

North

Baltimore-Redskin's JV
Cincinatti-Bengays
Pittsburgh-
Cleveland-

South

Indianapolis-
Jacksonville-Faguars
Tennessee-Tightass
Houston-Texicans

No Fun

Dallas-Cowpies, Cows, or Crackboys
New York-Dwarves and Jersey's Team
Washington-
Philadelphia-Giggles

Seattle-Seachickens, Chickens, Chickenhawks or Chicks
San Francisco-FortyWhiners
Arizona-
Saint Louis-Lambs and Goats

Green Bay-
Chicago-Teddys
Detroit-Trolls
Minnesota-Purple Penis Eaters, Canucks, Canadas Finest, Argonauts, Roughriders or any other CFL team or anything Canadian.

Tampa-Yucks and Sucks
New Orleans-Taints and Faints
Carolina-Panties, Pansies, or Panters
Atlanta-Crows, Flamingos, Pelicans, ...