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luv
12-03-2005, 01:17 AM
The couple I was referring to when I could hear giggling a few weeks back just had sex. I heard her for all of 5 seconds. I think I'd rather have a little more longevity.

Oh, and the guy who lives below me is louder than them. And he's just snoring.

KChiefsQT
12-03-2005, 01:19 AM
You need to get laid girl.

luv
12-03-2005, 01:20 AM
You need to get laid girl.
I did last night. What's that got to do with hearing my neighbors?

KChiefsQT
12-03-2005, 01:22 AM
I did last night. What's that got to do with hearing my neighbors?
Turn on the TV and tone them out. Unless this is a turn on for you... then knock on their door and join.

Deberg_1990
12-03-2005, 01:23 AM
Turn on the TV and tone them out. Unless this is a turn on for you... then knock on their door and join.


hahaha

luv
12-03-2005, 01:23 AM
Turn on the TV and tone them out. Unless this is a turn on for you... then knock on their door and join.
No way can I run out the door, downstairs, over to the next breezeway, and upstairs to knock on the door within 5 seconds.

CoMoChief
12-03-2005, 01:26 AM
You need to get laid girl.


Amen, you really need to get laid.

KChiefsQT
12-03-2005, 01:26 AM
No way can I run out the door, downstairs, over to the next breezeway, and upstairs to knock on the door within 5 seconds.
okay you win.

KChiefsQT
12-03-2005, 01:26 AM
Amen, you really need to get laid.
ROFL

luv
12-03-2005, 01:26 AM
okay you win.
I didn't know it was a contest. What's up?

CoMoChief
12-03-2005, 01:26 AM
No way can I run out the door, downstairs, over to the next breezeway, and upstairs to knock on the door within 5 seconds.

Maybe you can't but Chuck Norris can. You should think about giving him a call.

luv
12-03-2005, 01:28 AM
Maybe you can't but Chuck Norris can. You should think about giving him a call.
I'm not into men old enough to be my dad, but thanks for the advice.

KChiefsQT
12-03-2005, 01:29 AM
I didn't know it was a contest. What's up?

Not a contest. Just a saying.

CoMoChief
12-03-2005, 01:30 AM
I'm not into men old enough to be my dad, but thanks for the advice.


I was being sarcastic BTW. But Norris is still awesome.

luv
12-03-2005, 01:31 AM
I was being sarcastic BTW. But Norris is still awesome.
Walker fan, huh? Or were you more into his combat movies? I guess he did those NordiTrac infomercials with Christie Brinkley, too.

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 01:35 AM
Unless this is a turn on for you... then knock on their door and join.

There are times when I REALLY miss California

KChiefsQT
12-03-2005, 01:40 AM
There are times when I REALLY miss California
ROFL seriously. If she's getting this much of a kick out of listening... why not join in on the fun and come back with a thread with a little more depth.

Deberg_1990
12-03-2005, 01:41 AM
ROFL seriously. If she's getting this much of a kick out of listening... why not join in on the fun and come back with a thread with a little more depth.

yea, i expect a full report!

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 01:43 AM
yea, i expect a full report!

Penthouse letters,there's one like it every issue,uh,or so I've heard.

luv
12-03-2005, 01:43 AM
ROFL seriously. If she's getting this much of a kick out of listening... why not join in on the fun and come back with a thread with a little more depth.
Who said I was getting a kick out of it? I didn't include an lol or a ROFL . I was merely making an observation. And you all must think I'm kidding when I say 5 seconds. That's about how long it would take for me to even turn my tv on. I heard, was wondering if I was going to need to go into the living room, then they were done. Literally.

KCChiefsMan
12-03-2005, 01:44 AM
ya when I used to live in crappy apartments I had to go through the same thing

KChiefsQT
12-03-2005, 01:45 AM
Penthouse letters,there's one like it every issue,uh,or so I've heard.
hehehhe

Deberg_1990
12-03-2005, 01:45 AM
ya when I used to live in crappy apartments I had to go through the same thing

Exactly, i think any of us who ever experienced apartment living or a dorm room have a story like this.

Stinger
12-03-2005, 01:47 AM
ya when I used to live in crappy apartments I had to go through the same thing

You only lasted 5 seconds????

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 01:47 AM
Who said I was getting a kick out of it? I didn't include an lol or a ROFL . I was merely making an observation. And you all must think I'm kidding when I say 5 seconds. That's about how long it would take for me to even turn my tv on. I heard, was wondering if I was going to need to go into the living room, then they were done. Literally.

Maybe he put a gag in her mouth,some chicks dig that,uh,or so I've heard.

KChiefsQT
12-03-2005, 01:48 AM
Maybe he put a gag in her mouth,some chicks dig that,uh,or so I've heard.
ROFL you're killing me over here.

onescrewleftuntwisted
12-03-2005, 01:48 AM
it sucks

luv
12-03-2005, 01:49 AM
You only lasted 5 seconds????
ROFL

Dunit35
12-03-2005, 02:15 AM
Walker fan, huh? Or were you more into his combat movies? I guess he did those NordiTrac infomercials with Christie Brinkley, too.

Thanks for all the great memories Chuck.

chiefsfaninNC
12-03-2005, 09:38 AM
I am envious. This dude was sleeping in under one minute. Do you know her number?

KC Jones
12-03-2005, 10:14 AM
I can't remember if it was this board or another where this guy was complaining about an obese deaf couple who were very freaky and very loud. Just imagine hearing:

Ung.. Ung.. fung mie aosshull!

Screamed by some lard ass at the top of her lungs. Now be thankful your neighbors aren't worse.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 10:24 AM
luv2rite, i think this is a great thread. and you can bet i'd be listening too.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 10:30 AM
When we first moved back to Wichita we lived in a very interesting apartment building. Our neighbors were very nice, but very colorful to say the least.


We had a seven foot pimp with the Cadillac that smoked rolled out of when the doors opened, down the hall was a band member that was a part time pizza delivery man, who also had a van that the smoke would roll out of when the doors were opened; we had several characters between these two. The best were my neighbors upstairs! They were brother and sister, but the catch was they were both gay. Best part they would take turns having their own orgies!! Clint and I would get to listen about three times a week! I got offers to join the girls, but since Clint wasn't allowed to even take pictures I was not allowed to take part in what sounded to be tons of fun!! After a few weeks we worked a deal out so that we didn't have to listen to all the fun, they learned to put sleeping bags down on the floor to help muffle and they did quite down. A very fun bunch of people, I would say better then Melrose Place it was!!

foxman
12-03-2005, 10:56 AM
When we first moved back to Wichita we lived in a very interesting apartment building. Our neighbors were very nice, but very colorful to say the least.


We had a seven foot pimp with the Cadillac that smoked rolled out of when the doors opened, down the hall was a band member that was a part time pizza delivery man, who also had a van that the smoke would roll out of when the doors were opened; we had several characters between these two. The best were my neighbors upstairs! They were brother and sister, but the catch was they were both gay. Best part they would take turns having their own orgies!! Clint and I would get to listen about three times a week! I got offers to join the girls, but since Clint wasn't allowed to even take pictures I was not allowed to take part in what sounded to be tons of fun!! After a few weeks we worked a deal out so that we didn't have to listen to all the fun, they learned to put sleeping bags down on the floor to help muffle and they did quite down. A very fun bunch of people, I would say better then Melrose Place it was!!


Well now, this thread just got very interesting indeed. :clap:

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 10:59 AM
Well now, this thread just got very interesting indeed. :clap:

Clint was invited to join the boys, but he didn't like that offer very much...lol

Mr. Laz
12-03-2005, 11:03 AM
Turn on the TV and tone them out. Unless this is a turn on for you... then knock on their door and join.

:clap:

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:10 AM
:clap:

Yeah, like she would join, she can't even post her own ass. I suppose she would turn up the Facts of Life so she wouldn't have to hear the noise.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:12 AM
luv2rite, i think this is a great thread. and you can bet i'd be listening too.
Bullshit. You're the noisy neighbor.

Mr. Laz
12-03-2005, 11:16 AM
Yeah, like she would join, she can't even post her own ass. I suppose she would turn up the Facts of Life so she wouldn't have to hear the noise.
How Feisty of you. :)













btw - i think everyone should post their own ass.:p

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:16 AM
Bullshit. You're the noisy neighbor.

Funny things happen when I have sex.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:17 AM
Funny things happen when I have sex.
I've fallen off the bed before.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:18 AM
How Feisty of you. :)













btw - i think everyone should post their own ass.:p
Not sure I would want to see everyone's ass! But if you insist then you should be the one to set the precedence.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:19 AM
I've fallen off the bed before.

But have you ever fallen because the midget slipped off the horse?

Mr. Laz
12-03-2005, 11:19 AM
Funny things happen when I have sex.

funny ... like HA,HA funny, or funny .... like WTF funny?




:)

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:19 AM
But have you ever fallen because the midget slipped off the horse?
Just that once.

But, I'd eaten a lot of acid that day.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:19 AM
Funny things happen when I have sex.

Funny is the word you chose to use!?! ROFL

stevieray
12-03-2005, 11:19 AM
Funny things happen when I have sex.

you too?

I'm pretty blessed. my wife and I have it going on.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:20 AM
funny ... like HA,HA funny, or funny .... like WTF funny?




:)
Yes.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:20 AM
Yes.

Mr. Laz
12-03-2005, 11:21 AM
Not sure I would want to see everyone's ass! But if you insist then you should be the one to set the precedence.
me either ... but you wouldn't have to look at the ones you didn't.


wouldn't it be nice to have the choice :fire:

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:22 AM
Laz, I'm not sending you a picture of my ass. Stop asking.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:22 AM
Funny is the word you chose to use!?! ROFL

I love wearing corsets and bras that drunk men can't unfasten.

The frustration on their face as they try and unwrap you is worth every duck waddle.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:22 AM
you too?

I'm pretty blessed. my wife and I have it going on.

Your wife certainly has it going on.



Sorry, couldn't resist!! :p

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:23 AM
I love wearing corsets and bras that drunk men can't unfasten.

The frustration on their face as they try and unwrap you is worth every duck waddle.
Some guys just don't know how to use their teeth.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:24 AM
I love wearing corsets and bras that drunk men can't unfasten.

The frustration on their face as they try and unwrap you is worth every duck waddle.

They don't necessary need to be removed! However, that would be funnier then shit!!

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:25 AM
They don't necessary need to be removed!

If you want me to suck on your titties they do.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:26 AM
me either ... but you wouldn't have to look at the ones you didn't.


wouldn't it be nice to have the choice :fire:

But, you would have to wade through the ghastly to get the goods!

stevieray
12-03-2005, 11:26 AM
Your wife certainly has it going on.



Sorry, couldn't resist!! :p

I taught her everything.*



:harumph:

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:27 AM
If you want me to suck on your titties they do.

That could be in the second round!

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 11:27 AM
They don't necessary need to be removed!

I agree,kinda like the light SHOULD NOT be left on all the time.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:27 AM
I taught her everything.*



:harumph:

LOL...I meant looks wise! But, I'm sure I could teach her a few more things!!

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:28 AM
I agree,kinda like the light SHOULD NOT be left on all the time.
If you were naked in the room I'd want the light off, too.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:29 AM
I agree,kinda like the light SHOULD NOT be left on all the time.

I like the lights on, I like seeing everything! Then again, I always had a partner I liked amiring!

stevieray
12-03-2005, 11:29 AM
LOL...I meant looks wise! But, I'm sure I could teach her a few more things!!

nah, we already did that.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:29 AM
Sometimes when I'm cumming I like to scream all sorts of outgrageous things for a reaction. Like... cannonball!

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:30 AM
If the light is off, how can you watch?

Signed,
Confused in Scottsdale

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:31 AM
"Cannonball! Cannonball comin'!!"

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:31 AM
nah, we already did that.

ROFL Not with me!!

Mr. Laz
12-03-2005, 11:32 AM
Laz, I'm not sending you a picture of my ass. Stop asking.
oh Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze... :grovel:



all that alcohol has prolly wrinkled dat ass up like a Halloween pumpkin on new year's day. :)


http://img116.exs.cx/img116/5163/6120rotten20pumpkin6nw.jpg

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:33 AM
My asshole's not quite that big.

Yet.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:33 AM
oh Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze... :grovel:



all that alcohol has prolly wrinkled dat ass up like a Halloween pumpkin on new year's day. :)


http://img116.exs.cx/img116/5163/6120rotten20pumpkin6nw.jpg


Ew!! ROFL

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 11:33 AM
If the light is off, how can you watch?

Signed,
Confused in Scottsdale

Dear Confused in Scottsdale

Some things are better left unseen.

stevieray
12-03-2005, 11:35 AM
ROFL Not with me!!

...

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:35 AM
Dear Confused in Scottsdale

Some things are better left unseen.

I hope you realize I have to see it now.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:35 AM
Dear Confused in Scottsdale

Some things are better left unseen.
What girl doesn't want to see my penis glistening with her juices?

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:36 AM
Dear Confused in Scottsdale

Some things are better left unseen.

Okay, I am racking my brain trying to think of what I would not want to see and am coming up with nothing. What is it you don't want to see? I could mention a few things but you are a nice guy so I will be nice. o:-)

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:36 AM
...

Now you are trying to intice me!

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:38 AM
What girl doesn't want to see my penis glistening with her juices?

You grabbed that unmarked container from the fridge, didn't you?

stevieray
12-03-2005, 11:38 AM
Now you are trying to intice me!

hehehe...don't feel bad..I'm enticed every day.

I love my twins.

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 11:38 AM
Okay, I am racking my brain trying to think of what I would not want to see and am coming up with nothing. What is it you don't want to see? I could mention a few things but you are a nice guy so I will be nice. o:-)

Nice guy?

Shit! I'm doomed.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:39 AM
hehehe...don't feel bad..I'm enticed every day.

I love my twins.

Now, do you show your love and affection to them daily!?!

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:40 AM
You grabbed that unmarked container from the fridge, didn't you?
It was all warm and gooey.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:40 AM
Nice guy?

Shit! I'm doomed.

First thought was you didn't want to see your crocked dick all the time or the rotten hole it was going into. ROFL

See, I was trying to be nice!

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:41 AM
It was all warm and gooey.

You weren't suppose to get the mayo jar. :)

stevieray
12-03-2005, 11:41 AM
Now, do you show your love and affection to them daily!?!

:hmmm:

the power of priscilla compels me.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:42 AM
Nzoner has a crocked... crooked? dick?

Endelt, can you elaborate?

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:42 AM
You weren't suppose to get the mayo jar. :)
I just wanna know why the mayo was warm.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:42 AM
I just wanna know why the mayo was warm.

It's been on the shelf.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:43 AM
Nzoner has a crocked... crooked? dick?

Endelt, can you elaborate?
His wife said it curves a little more than mine, but nothing drastic.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:43 AM
:hmmm:

the power of priscilla compels me.

Speaking of, they are ****ing with our Priscilla's down here. :cuss:
I think I am needing to **** up some people.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:44 AM
Nzoner has a crocked... crooked? dick?

Endelt, can you elaborate?

Crooked...thanks for the correction! I wouldn't really know though, that would be the only reason I would want the lights off.

RNR
12-03-2005, 11:44 AM
hehehe...don't feel bad..I'm enticed every day.

I love my twins.
I used to call my ex wifes the pointer sisters, got it off some movie.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:44 AM
Shit, I suppose to be working!!

stevieray
12-03-2005, 11:45 AM
His wife said it curves a little more than mine, but nothing drastic.

that must be a really REALLY small curve.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:45 AM
I used to call my ex wifes the pointer sisters, got it off some movie.

I just call them my girls.

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 11:46 AM
First thought was you didn't want to see your crocked dick all the time or the rotten hole it was going into. ROFL

See, I was trying to be nice!


You've been window peeping again.



Actually,I'm quite happy leaving the light on with my mrs ,I was thinking more along the lines of this Raider fan.




http://www.chargertom.com/raidershugefan.jpg

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:48 AM
You've been window peeping again.



Actually,I'm quite happy leaving the light on with my mrs ,I was thinking more along the lines of this Raider fan.




http://www.chargertom.com/raidershugefan.jpg

Oh, gawd! I would hope you would use someone else's dick if you have to touch that!!

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:48 AM
His wife said it curves a little more than mine, but nothing drastic.

Did you have a hard time hitting the G-spot?

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:48 AM
You've been window peeping again.



Actually,I'm quite happy leaving the light on with my mrs ,I was thinking more along the lines of this Raider fan.




http://www.chargertom.com/raidershugefan.jpg

Yeah, it is the voyuer in me, I can't resist the temptation!!

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 11:49 AM
His wife said it curves a little more than mine, but nothing drastic.

AHA!!

And the maid finding your nametag under our bed was because you passed out.

stevieray
12-03-2005, 11:50 AM
Did you have a hard time hitting the G-spot?

I tried telling him it isn't the B spot, but his attention span is short also.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:50 AM
that must be a really REALLY small curve.
Brutal.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:50 AM
Did you have a hard time hitting the G-spot?
I just turned her on her side.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:51 AM
AHA!!

And the maid finding your nametag under our bed was because you passed out.


ROFL

Talk about open mouth insert foot! That's our Endy!!

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 11:51 AM
Oh, gawd! I would hope you would use someone else's dick if you have to touch that!!

I couldn't even touch that with someone else's dick.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:51 AM
AHA!!

And the maid finding your nametag under our bed was because you passed out.
That year I didn't pass out.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:53 AM
I tried telling him it isn't the B spot, but his attention span is short also.

I've been told that everything revolves around the B spot.

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 11:53 AM
That year I didn't pass out.

Funny,the mrs said she didn't feel a thing.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:53 AM
I've been told that everything revolves around the B spot.
That's right. And don't you forget it.

Now, I am without a beer... who's gonna fix that for me?

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:53 AM
I've been told that everything revolves around the B spot.

Is that B for Back Door!?!

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:54 AM
That's right. And don't you forget it.

Now, I am without a beer... who's gonna fix that for me?


See picture below!

stevieray
12-03-2005, 11:55 AM
Is that B for Back Door!?!

now we know why he's called boozer.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:55 AM
That's right. And don't you forget it.

Now, I am without a beer... who's gonna fix that for me?

your girlfriend?

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 11:56 AM
now we know why he's called boozer.

Poor guy. :)

Nzoner
12-03-2005, 11:56 AM
Enjoy the rest of playtime kids,I'm out.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:56 AM
your girlfriend?
Boy, I wish she'd hurry up. I'm thirsty.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 11:58 AM
Boy, I wish she'd hurry up. I'm thirsty.

You're getting lazy with your training.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 11:59 AM
You're getting lazy with your training.
At least she's still doing that thing with her tongue.

I can fetch my own beer every now and again if she keeps that up.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 12:00 PM
At least she's still doing that thing with her tongue.

I can fetch my own beer every now and again if she keeps that up.


Thank God for men with low standards.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 12:01 PM
Thank God for men with low standards.
Low standards? Have you felt that thing she does with her tongue? Many men would pay top dollar for talent like that.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 12:01 PM
Low standards? Have you felt that thing she does with her tongue? Many men would pay top dollar for talent like that.

I meant blow standards

R&GHomer
12-03-2005, 12:18 PM
Hell... try having a deaf, sex crazed, wanna be porn star as your neighbor. Funny as hell at first, but it got old real quick.

luv
12-03-2005, 12:31 PM
How Feisty of you. :)













btw - i think everyone should post their own ass.:p
You will never see this ass on the internet. You can count your lucky stars for that, too.

And the Facts of Life was a good show.....15-20 years ago.

morphius
12-03-2005, 12:42 PM
I've fallen off the bed before.
have you ever fallen off a bed and have a lesbian land sitting on your face?

Morphius
Still not sure how that happened.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 12:42 PM
have you ever fallen off a bed and have a lesbian land sitting on your face?

Morphius
Still not sure how that happened.
Was she involved in the original sex act, or did she just fall out of the sky?

luv
12-03-2005, 12:43 PM
have you ever fallen off a bed and have a lesbian land sitting on your face?

Morphius
Still not sure how that happened.
I believe you were dreaming.

morphius
12-03-2005, 12:46 PM
Was she involved in the original sex act, or did she just fall out of the sky?
No sex there, but it was still funny as hell. Especially since we were stuck between the wall and the bed and couldn't get out of there.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 12:47 PM
This thread is about sex, damnit. Try to stay on topic.

Sheesh.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 12:47 PM
Was she a lesbian before she landed on your face?

morphius
12-03-2005, 12:48 PM
I believe you were dreaming.
No, my dreams are normally much too boring, I just chose to ignore them and go back to sleep.

morphius
12-03-2005, 12:49 PM
Was she a lesbian before she landed on your face?
Yes she was. The bad thing was is that she made me guess because she was afraid to tell me. Took me 2 hours to guess that, 'cause most people are insulted by saying that.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 12:50 PM
Yes she was. The bad thing was is that she made me guess because she was afraid to tell me. Took me 2 hours to guess that, 'cause most people are insulted by saying that.
Made you guess? Like you're at the bar and she says, "there's something different about me. Guess what it is!"

Hell, my first guess would be, "You like to munch box?" But, then, I like to offend people.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 12:51 PM
Yes she was. The bad thing was is that she made me guess because she was afraid to tell me. Took me 2 hours to guess that, 'cause most people are insulted by saying that.

And 2 hours later, she was already on your face?

Us hetero girls had better watch out.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 12:52 PM
Made you guess? Like you're at the bar and she says, "there's something different about me. Guess what it is!"

Hell, my first guess would be, "You like to munch box?" But, then, I like to offend people.

"There's something different about me!"
"We haven't ****ed yet?"

morphius
12-03-2005, 12:52 PM
This thread is about sex, damnit. Try to stay on topic.

Sheesh.
I would, but I don't want to share those stories here, at least not right now...

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 12:53 PM
"There's something different about me!"
"We haven't ****ed yet?"
You're a lesbian, aren't you?

Katipan
12-03-2005, 12:53 PM
You're a lesbian, aren't you?

I'm thinking of sitting on someone's face to find out.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 12:54 PM
I'm thinking of sitting on someone's face to find out.
While morphius doesn't have quite as much facial hair as the average dyke, he's close.

luv
12-03-2005, 12:56 PM
And 2 hours later, she was already on your face?

Us hetero girls had better watch out.
ROFL

luv
12-03-2005, 12:59 PM
Just thinking about my reason for starting the thread. I think I'd go for mediocre sex that lasted a long time over great sex that only lasted a few minutes. But, then again, if it only lasted for a few minutes, then I wouldn't consider it great sex. :shrug:

Katipan
12-03-2005, 01:01 PM
I like quickie encores immediately after a long performance.

Like a curtain call.

Jenny Gump
12-03-2005, 01:03 PM
I like quickie encores immediately after a long performance.

Like a curtain call.

I know someone who does that VERY well.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 01:04 PM
Me too :D

Jenny Gump
12-03-2005, 01:06 PM
Uh oh. Maybe it's the same dude. Let's all get together.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 01:09 PM
Or swap?

Jenny Gump
12-03-2005, 01:10 PM
Or swap?

Swapping is good. Has a bad rep, but for no good reason.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 01:13 PM
Swapping is good. Has a bad rep, but for no good reason.

Mine has a bad rep for all the good reasons.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2005, 01:28 PM
I like quickie encores immediately after a long performance.

Like a curtain call.

No, no, no, it is several long performances followed by sleeping and waking up to a quickie encore!

Katipan
12-03-2005, 01:47 PM
We should just all count our blessings there's pieces of ass out there that can go more than once in a short span of time.

You know... Without us having to raid the colleges.

stumppy
12-03-2005, 02:44 PM
No, no, no, it is several long performances followed by sleeping and waking up to a quickie encore!


You rang ?

4th and Long
12-03-2005, 03:02 PM
I was being sarcastic BTW. But Norris is still awesome.
I have to agree with this for multiple reasons.

Mecca
12-03-2005, 03:04 PM
http://thetruechucknorris.ytmnd.com/

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 03:07 PM
You rang ?
I believe she used the word 'long'. Not stumpy.

4th and Long
12-03-2005, 03:08 PM
http://thetruechucknorris.ytmnd.com/
That's nice ROFL and all but luv will be the one to get a kick out my statement. That's all I can say for now. :)