View Full Version : Dear Redrum 69:

12-03-2005, 12:11 PM
My eager anticipation of your first rep was tempered by such a feeble attempt at humor on your part. The obvious inaccuracies definately detracted from the rep, and were not up to your usual standards. I would suggest comparing her body to a tub of cottage cheese instead of whipped cream. While this would not have made it any funnier, it would have at least been a more accurate description. Secondly, I spoke with her and she mentioned your needle dick. As the bearer of bad news I suggest that it was a chuckle and not a choke. Please refrain from sending me any further reps with that dildo in your ass. Your ecstasy is obviously effecting the quality of your reps.

Eagerly awaiting your next attempt,